Showing posts with label KNOB OF THE WEEK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label KNOB OF THE WEEK. Show all posts

Saturday, August 1, 2026

 



KNOB OF THE WEEK

 I am not going to knock MvG's career record, after Taylor the most successful player in the history of the PDC, and if he never won another major ranking title will go down as one of the greats. There is the problem, I and so many others who have watched this game for a long time see him as one of the greats, but sadly a lot of new fans of the game, younger kids etc suffer from recency bias, thinking everything new or recent is the best ever. I can almost forgive younger kids because they have been brainwashed for years by PDC comms to believe nonsense. For example last weeks winner of Knob of the Week Wayne Mardle said Littler was as good as MvG, but the same Mardle said a few years ago that MvG was better than Taylor.

 

Let that sink in for a moment , there was countless people back in 2021 and 2022 claiming MvG was better than Taylor because MvG had a short successful period, and now Littler is better than MvG. What Littler has done is incredible, there is no denying that, but the obsession about averages is so mental it is like people just look at that only. Take this buffoon for example

 So what is the criteria by these morons to dictate who is the best player, is it only titles? If so then Taylor is the best, Bristow has more world titles than MvG so arguably the second best, and had the old pre-split BDO had as many TV ranking Majors as the PDC does today, Bristow's haul would be even greater.
Or is the criteria simply just averages ? If so that is just ignorance of the highest level, when Taylor hit the record comp averages, it was on boards with smaller trebles, and as for Bristow he won his titles at a time when the boards were even worse, with even smaller trebles, thicker wires that caused more bounce outs, with added staples making the trebles even smaller,, then factor in thicker fatter darts, but along comes a new generation, uneducated, stupid, and brainwashed by idiotic comms  who would have you believe everything today is better. MvG has won 3 World titles in his almost 20 years in the PDC. Taylor won 8 in a row in his first 9 years in the PDC, and already had  pre split world titles before that. As for Bristow he won 5 World titles in a seven year period, but modern fans simply dismiss Bristow because of recency bias because of jobber ignorant fuckers like Mardle who spouts nonsense and gullible people swallow it whole. This reminds me of one of the most retarded tweets I ever saw, who remembers this mental illness
This inbred abortion surviving retarded fuckwad is one of these people that actually believe Headshaker has genuinely 4 world titles, and even PDC comms try hoodwink people with this Barney nonsense having 4 world titles. If you truly believe Barney has 4, then he has more World titles than MvG, and some people claim World titles matter. Then you have people say its total titles, how much does a World title count for in the overall scheme. For example, James Wade never won a world title, but is the 4th most successful player in PDC history, yet Adrian Lewis only won 4 PDC ranking tv titles, but 2 of them World championships. You can argue the merits how important total titles compares to world titles, but for people to simply dismiss people like Bristow because of their own ignorance needs to be pointed out.
 
Imagine thinking Bristow could not even win a tour card, this cunt is allowed drive, and even vote, thankfully too dumb to get a woman and breed. 
 
 
 As I said earlier, back around 2022 and even before it  people were trying to convince others MvG was better than Taylor, but MvG has not won a ranking tv title since 2022 and now the same cretins who called MvG better than Taylor suddenly went quiet only to pipe up again now claiming Littler is better than MvG. some people are so fickle. I think Littler is an incredible player, MvG was an incredible player but make no mistake, Bristow would have mentally destroyed both of them, Littler won't have the stamina, determination and longevity of Taylor. MvG is on the wane, and he knows it, despite him spouting things like "people fear me". which no one believes. Yes Littler today has people raving about him, and is hugely popular but Bristow was the biggest superstar in the game, people were raving about Bristow globally in a time before social media even existed. Again  this is another example of ignorant people thinking everything today is new or better or has never been done before today.
 
People need to stop listening to the likes of Mardle and accepting his nonsense as fact, ignore Dan Dawson and his lunacy ramblings of Barney having 4 world titles, or Stuart Pyke that complete asshole telling us how Bunting is one of the most popular players in the game. Start thinking for yourselves, go watch old matches from pre split BDO matches in their entirety, see the shit boards, watch how many bounce outs, look at the darts and equipment, see the passion of fans , just don't take the words of comms paid to brainwash you to believe everything is suddenly better so they can sell you more tickets, or get you to pay for Sky or PDC TV subscription.
 
 
OTHER SHIT 
 
 The player's championships is a strange one, part of me hates that so many elite players skip these and lessen their value, but on the flip side, I am happy the lesser players are getting better chances to earn some badly needed coin. One player who is hoping it carries on like this is the match fixing prick Nijman as in under 2 years he is going to be defending a lot of floor money in a time when its likely all the top players will be regulary competing as I cannot see the PDC not doing anything about these PC's.
 
The next darts is 2 weeks time for yet another scabby exbo in New Zealand followed the week after by another World Series exbo in Australia, utter meaningless shit. 

Saturday, July 25, 2026

 

 


KNOB OF THE WEEK

Been a quiet week, and would have wished Mardle was as quiet, this cunt is torture to my ears. Listening to this prick rabbit on  about what it takes to win Majors is incredible considering the useless cunt never won a single major in his entire miserable existence. I know some people will defend this prick and claim "he got to semi finals of majors", so fucking what? So did Denis Ovens. So this week in a change to the usual gonna post some old tweets and things of Mardle.  Like the time Wade swore on the oche and the audio never picked it up, and Mardle ratted him out and got Wade a fine. When Simon Whitlock suffered countless bounce outs and complained about the PDC boards and was quickly shut down by the PDC, Shitlock started using rougher points, and here is what Mardle wrote

When he was asked about Spineless the Liar

If you think Spineless being in the top 5 of all time was insane, remember who he thought was the greatest rivalry in darts


 Of course if you ask him anything or hurt his precious feelings he will block you, look at how many he had blocked back in 2022

This prick then had the audacity years ago to charge £200 sterling an hour for coaching. He genuinely believes he was one of the best players in the PDC, , despite having a trophy cabinet with nothing inside it except dust....and not just one of the best, but one of the best for a decade.


 


  Delusional cunt

 

PDC MATCHPLAY

ROUND 1

SESSION 1 : This was a dour night, where we saw saw 3 fat vile horrible cunts win.Josh Cock dumped of Woodlouse, Stephen Cunting won after narcolepsy inducing prick Zonneveld shat himself. Luke far from Little then dumped out Springer, by the time Cullen took on Stutters I was bored senseless.

SESSION2 : This was a vast improvement. Dirk winning a fantastic game over Dobey, the first seed to fall.Gando was superb in destroying Joyce, and loved how he took some jabs on social media at the rat bastard and ignorant fuck Mardle. Gilding missed crucial chances against Hunchback and paid the price, and Clayton's superb performance against Cabbage Heta set up a mouth watering game against Gando. 

SESSION 3 : Magpie like so many players this week were out of their depth. their ranking boosted by picking up money in depleted players championships, would Nijman the match fixing prick have won so many floor comps if the fields contained littler, Humphries, etc? Of course not. Searle was solid dumping out Magpie, and Wade started well but could afford to cruise home as Fattimena shat himself leg after leg. Van Veen beat the Polak Ratajski in a game I found boring. I turned it off after that, I was in no mood to watch the Match fixing cunt beat Chizzy.

SESSION 4 : Smudger beat Doets in a decent enough game.  Then we had Schindler, who like Zonneveld and Fattimena is a total euro jobber choking cunt, and allowed Price  come back and get a win in a tie breaker. Then we got comms basically jizzing themselves cos a mentally unstable ginger jock took advantage of a piss poor Humphries. Luke did start to play late in the game, but Menzies deservedly held on, and fuck Humphries, who has been missing ranking euro Tours and PC's to play exbos, he paid the price. Was happy for Cross who battered Noppert. Cross is another of those players like Wade, who does not get the respect he deserves, a former multiple major winner, no friend of Twat Porter and like so many others not in the clique, whilst the visually repulsive Cunting gets more preferential treatment.

 

ROUND 2 : SESSION 1 : Clayton and Ando was an enjoyable game, where I did not care what the averages were and the next game saw Dirk almost blow a lead against MvG before finally seeing the bald hunchback cunt off. Its now 4 years since he won a ranking major, and people like Mardle and so many other  "experts" once claimed MvG was better than Phil Taylor. That mental illness spewed should never be forgotten and will point it out to the sheep who actually bought that bullshit. MvG is now out of the World top 4, and down to world #6 after the defeat. Watch Twat Porter change the PL criteria with MvG outside the top 4 and Wade heading towards the automatic spot.....bookmark this. Stutters Aspinall had a chance to go in at the break 5-5 with the kebab guzzling fat cunt Littler, despite Littler opening with a 9 darter, and missing double 15 for a second one. Asp is like a coked up asbo chav bouncing around, but to his credit hung in for 7-7 despite Littler who is almost as wide as he is tall and looks like rollerball ran out the winner. It was now well after 10pm and a lot cooler outside and took my dogs for a walk rather than watch Cunting and Cock waddle about on the oche. That's the problem when 2 fat cunts I hate play each other, on the plus side one is going out, but sadly the other goes through, Cunting lost and had the lowest average in the second round for 21 years whilst Josh Cock wept like a faggot.

SESSION : 2  I expected Cammy to job after his fluke win, but instead when he led 2-1 pointed at his ear, left the stage and we were told he was out, so they rushed the battle of Van Veen and the match fixing prick forward. Van Veen hitting that 148 to make it 11-11 was superb, and seeing the match fixing prick go out will always be a beautiful thing. Cross started well going 3-2 up on Price, before collapsing as Price won 9 of the next 11 legs. Wade could have been 5-0, and at the break was 5-5, and even led 8-5 before a 143 from Wade to break kept him in the lead and he managed to see it out, and was surprised the average for Wade was nearly 100, it seemed far worse.

QUARTER FINALS: When I got home Thursday, and was a week without a pint I fancied going on the ran-tan, so I was delighted Dirk and Ando was first up and watched this, before concentrating on drinking, ignoring the Littler and Rock game, since this whole comp feels like its all about who gets the privilege to lose to the little fat cunt in the final. Friday saw Price against Smith first up, and this was the opposite of Rock and Bunting where I despise both, since I like both Smudger and Price and was conflicted who I wanted to win. When Smudger won 4 on the trot for 12-12 I thought it would be a good finish, but Price sprinted home with 4 on the trot.. I also like Van Veen and Wade and was surprised how Van Veen who is the World #3 due mostly to his Ally Pally run was considered the underdog against Wade. The Dutch lad went in at first break 3-2 despite Wade having darts to win 2 legs he ended up losing both, and Van Veen broke to lead 6-4 at the break yet only averaging 86 in a piss poor game and the comms who rimmed Wade suddenly were reversing and predicting Van Veen. "quelle surprise". When Van Veen took out 160 it was looking all over for Wade who had his chances, and was 11-7 down. It was total shit, but then the game came alive as Wade won 4 on the trot for 11 -11, and they traded breaks but when Van Veen broke for 15-13, it was all but over. It was a decent end to an otherwise dog shit game. I hope Price beats Van Veen, as I think Price is the best player left to give the kebab guzzler a game in the final.

 

Dirk was 150/1 at the start of the month, and whilst he wont win it, it does show how absolutely retarded the bookies were to only offer 40/1 on Bunting.  It's like the bookies are completely brainwashed in to believing the visually disgusting and repulsive Bunting is a top player 

 

 

 

 

Saturday, July 18, 2026

 



KNOB OF THE WEEK

Imagine being a darts fan, having already bought tickets, booked hotels, arranged travel, some of those people traveling from outside of England only to be told by this Twat Porter the Sunday evening session might be cancelled because of a fucking football match.

The Matchplay and the World Cup dates were always known, was it because Twat Porter was one of the few Englishmen who knew the English football side were vastly over rated, and he was surprised England got as far as they did ?.

Thank fuck Argentina beat them, firstly because I care more about Darts than International football. Secondly the whining , crying and bitching by a minority of English pricks, and the bulk of the British media is why the rest of the World wanted England to lose. I do feel sorry for the genuine English fans but this notion of its coming home is fucking nauseating, , I am in my 50s and an old cunt, and in all my time on this planet, England have never won a world Cup or even a European Championships and act like they are world leaders in football, and as for the English Premier League, its top players are mostly non English.Some assholes are crying for Argentina to be thrown out, why? so the English can be left back in ? If you think they are despised globally now, could you imagine how much more people would hate them crying over a banner. 

So now the Matchplay can progress as normal, which is what I wanted more. Since the World Championships ended back in the first week of January over 6 months ago, all we got in that time in terms of a televised ranking Major, was a weekend of 3 days for the UK Open, yet later in the year we can get up to 3 premier events in a month. The calendar seriously needs reorganising. Months of the meaningless non ranking glorified Premier League is a waste,the format and repetitive nature so bad, that games between the elite players have lost some of their appeal after constantly meeting in the glorified roadshow.

After been in the pub for around 18 of the last 20 nights, with the fantastic weather, world Cup,, and other sporting events like the GAA, Wimbledon, the Matchplay will be the perfect reason to stay in and detox. The first round draw was not the best, however with so many games looking predictable, it should lead to some class match ups in the second round. Looking at the rankings, Wade who lost 50k final money still moved up the rankings as MvG has dropped 2 places to World #6. Bellyboy who failed to qualify is down to #35, and should Magpie or Zonneveld win a game at the Matchplay, they will overtake him. Last weeks Knob of the Week winner Gurney is down to #29

Last weekend Luke Humphries gave the Euro Tour a skip, and not sure what excuse he gave, as I have seen players bitch and moan about travel. Last Sunday night as Ratajski was winning the Euro Tour, Humphries was in Cork, doing an exbo only about 2 miles from me. I obviously would not go to a non ranking exbo,  Humphries was joined by Fatpot Lewis, Pinnochio, Shitlock, Thornton and Hendo, what stood out for me was the event was sold out immediately, over 5,000 people attending a poxy non ranking exbo. I guess it only proves the point of why there is a demand for a Euro Tour in Ireland. I presume Humphries skipped Germany in the Euro Tour to come to Cork for a better pay day, like Littler who went to the USA.Therein lies the main problem with the PDC, you have so many players skipping Players Champs, Euro Tours citing travel is too much but are assured of bigger money doing exbos.

 

I saw an article discussing Luke Littler and the 5 other main English players who will make an impact at the Matchplay, and they had Bunting, , Gilding among them, but somehow left out Wade, who has reached more finals than all the others combined, and has even won the event before, and was a finalist last year. I am sick to the fucking teeth of the sucking up to that grotesque visually repulsive obese cunt being rimmed by the media. A dozen years without a single ranking PDC final, let alone winning a ranking major.

Then there is speed jobber Vinny, who this week was right in calling out the fat cunt Manley who is head of the PDPA who rape the players, taking a percentage of all their income whilst never seeming to give an actual shit about the players. Vinny is right, Manley and the PDPA should have spoken out, but as we all know they won't do a fucking thing except fleece the very players they are supposed to represent.

 

Elsewhere the WDF Masters is on, and would sooner eat my own shit than watch that. I did go on darts connect to see the atrocious averages, and the PDC affiliated CDC which was also on tonight was a higher standard. Regardless, they are all roughly Modus Match fixing Series standard and who is going to be interested in that crap on the eve of the Matchplay. I presume the WDF crap had its usual production problems to go along with the shit players and averages, but to hold it in Las Vegas was utter insanity, then insane decisions is a trait of the WDF and its affiliated former org, the BDO.


 

 

 


 

   

Saturday, July 11, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 One month ago this repugnant, miserable cunt, the Northern Ireland version of hypochondriac miserable cunt Speed jobber Vinnie was almost 16k inside the the top 16 of the pro tour race, and even last monday was about 6k in the Matchplay spots. He then managed to job first round on both Monday and tuesday in the Players Championships earning the grand sum of fuckall. Meanwhile Chizzy about 5k outside the places took advantage and claimed the last Matchplay spot. 

 

Now while Chizzy will probably do fuckall in the Matchplay  he is assured of a first round loser lump sum of 12.5k, a wedge that vile gurney won't be pocketing.Not only did he blow a 16k lead, job both days in the last two players championships, he rounded it off on Friday night with a first round defeat in the euro tour to Maik Kuivenhoven averaging just 85, losing to a player 46 places below him in th Order of Merit. A fitting way to compound his rightfully deserved Knob of the Week.

 

The other main news was Gabriel Clemens winning his first ranking title in the PDC, Since the hun fucker won his tour card back in 2018,  he has never missed a players championship. He has played 253 players championships  without missing a single one, so in a way it was about time, however that said, at least he turns up and is not a lazy bastard like Littler, Price, Ando, Aspinall and so many others. In fact in you count all events, from PC's, euro tours Majors etc he has played in 371 senior PDC events, and whilst one scabby title in a depleted field seems a poor return, I will give him credit for his persistence and lack of laziness.

 

Other than that, with a shit load of work, scorching weather, I know little else of darts this week, but gurney was a standout winner for Knob of the Week

 


 

Saturday, July 4, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

With only 2 Players championships left before the cut off for the Matchplay Knob of the Week goes to Mike de Decker as the  highest ranking player who wont qualify. He lies 28k outside the Matchplay and although 30k on offer in the players champs, he would need to win both and hope for a number of other miracles. The reality is, he has been piss poor on the floor, even in depleted fields, along with countless other so called top players who failed to take advantage of said depleted fields.

I know he won the Grand Prix in 2024, and you can only beat what is in front of you, but  he did take advantage of poor performances by others, including Luke Humpries in the final. Outside of Heta in round one, the highest average he faced was 91.26  by Wade in the quarters, and whilst I was glad to see him win, it always felt it was going to be the pinnacle of his career, and nothing since alters that opinion.

He is not the only so called top player or former top player going to miss out, Bellyboy and Pocket money Pete the clown missing out. Chizzy the world #27 is 5200 quid outside, and has a chance. That said I won't miss Headshaker, Pikachu and Babbling Babs van den Bergh either.

 

As for money being defended I cannot see MvG defending his runner up spot of 100k which could see him drop out of the world top 4, which could be a good thing if it means Twat Porter change the PL for next year. I cannot see Wade defend his semi final spot and 50k. Bellyboy was defending 50k and is already down to world #33, and will drop even further. Luckily for Peter Wright he only defends £10k . Babs defends £30k and he should be well outside the top 45 when the Matchplay begins. The only plus for De Decker was he was not defending anything.

 

As for the odd Humphries at 5.5/1 looks a great bet 

 

Saturday, June 27, 2026

 


 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 This week a video emerged of Krusty Peter Wright memorabilia going on sale, with his trophies, the guy doing the video saying Peter Wright must be skint. Regardless of whether you like the simpleton cunt or not, he won those trophies, and they are his to sell....but wait, that salad dodging oxygen thief he has the misfortune to be married to then tweeted out they are not for sale, they belong to her kids. This fat cunt thinks she hauled her carcass up on the oche and won them and they are hers, then this is the same gold digging cow that pockets Peter Wrights money, then stalks him everywhere and even give her husband pocket money while she pockets his money and for that the blame lies with the simp cuckold spastic for allowing it to happen. Imagine being married to her is horrific enough, but allowing her take your money, never give you a minute to yourself, and then think she is a good wife because she gives you pocket money out of your own fucking winnings, Peter Wright is a fucking moron.

How long before he takes the trophies down from auction, claim it was a joke ? What a pathetic cunt 

 

 I saw little darts or news this week but a video popped up on my you tube this week where the short squat prick Josh Rock was running his dicklicker about having to perform and how he always seems to perform cos he has bottle.I would love to know what this deluded little fat fuck bases this on, is it the ranking Majors he won ? Oh wait, he has never won a single one. Maybe its all those finals of ranking majors he reached...oh wait, has never reached one of them either, then to rub salt in the wound he jobs out showing zero bottle to the Canadian player with as much charisma as a plate of piss left in the sun  Jim Long.

Another week of darts in the PDC and what do we get, another non ranking invitational bullshit event , where we see both Lukes and competing , after fucking months of seeing them , Price and the grotesque obese sack of human shit Bunting play each other whilst comms try hype the match ups like they are something special. Comms tried hype the Final from MSG of the two Lukes like it was something special, as if we have not seen them in a tv non ranking match ever in history, I could not be arsed to watch it after getting home from the pub, so decided to take a look at Modus Match fixing Series  and Thursdays night thumbnail  had Pinocchio  Fallon Sheerluck  in the thumbnail and I automatically thought the over rated munter must have picked up some results against jobbers, and lo and behold she lost every single game she played. Friday nights thumbnail has her in it as well, and imagine my surprise when it turned out she failed yet again and failed to get out of a group where 3 of the 5 jobbers would qualify, so it begs the question, outside of woke tokenism, why was the wench in the thumbnail ? 

My interest in general with darts has never been at an all time low  as it is now, I cannot wait for the Matchplay and the business end of the year starts to begin, keep your Premier League, World Series, World Cup and all the non ranking shit, not only are they meaningless, but makes the games between the elite players less mouth watering since we see them constantly in utter non ranking shit.

Saturday, June 20, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

As most know I do not give two shiny shits about Twat Porters non ranking glorified year roadshow exbo, and was happy Wade was not selected so i had zero reason to watch it, however Wade cared and whined and bitched, and regardless of whether you agree, the likes of that grotesque scouse mountain of shit Bunting was move deserving than Wade is a different argument, what was true was if Wade was in the top 4 , then he would have been in. Although he is currently world #6 he was less than 50k outside the world top 4  in the previous week, and rather than take advantage of the depleted fields in the Players championships, the lazy cunt gave then a skip, you would think he would be using them to close the gap on the positions above him. Then the lazy bastard skipped the euro tour and could be out of the Europeans Championships places by Sunday.

 Now factor in he defends 50k in the Matchplay as a semi finalist,  a feat he won't likely achieve this year, you would think in order to compensate for the money to come off his rankings, those  Players Championships and Euro tours he skipped would be more a necessity .

 

On the topic of depleted fields in the Players championships and other top players skipping events, I understand the blob Littler giving them a skip, no one is catching him, Humphries likewise, he is well clear in second place, believe Aspinall has some physical issues, but the likes of Wade and Ando are lazy bastards.

 

I hate saying it but the Match fixing cunt is cleaning up in the PC's in the depleted fields, even De Graaf and the Honey monster have won a PC this year, yet that visually repulsive cunt Bunting has not won a single PC, nor has Rock either yet these 2 pricks who got undeservedly picked for the PL, cannot win a single PC in depleted fields.


Saturday, June 13, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Another week, and another non ranking  comp, It is like there is no end to this shit. The only positives I can say about the World Cup is at least we see some of the lesser known players from around the world, but the format is a complete joke, if you are going to have seeds, then they all should get a bye, if not, then put all seeds in the first round. Lets face it, England are not going to lose is a best of 15, but at least in a best of 7 legs, it might garner some more interest. I watched some of the early Thursday night session, and I believe rod Studd is possibly as big a fucking cunt as Stuart Pyke, putting aside Studd and Pyke are fucking shit at their job, Studd is a condescending prick, in some game on Thursday he spoke to John Part like a total prick With Studd, Pyke, and Thunder Thighs turner who is absolute dogshit giving advice, on players who on their worst day, averaged higher than she ever achieved in her pathetic excuse of a career, hired to tick boxes. When Wayne Mardle, who is a prick in real life and with an ego as big as Stephen Cunting is not in the top 3 worst commentators is hows how bad things are. I remember when commentary was as good as the darts, Bristow was priceless, Lanning superb, even Waddell like him or hate was different, its so bad these the dreary plumber Mark Webster seems good in comparison to Studd, Pyke, Mardle, turner etc. These days I try look for streams with some other language, as you still get the same atmosphere, but spared listening to the shit we get on sky sports.

Studd also seemed to be constantly having snide digs at Mansell for now representing the Republic, of Ireland harping on about switching countries, claiming it to be controversial, and it might be a valid point if the same prick did nor rim the hole of Paul Lim, a guy that has played International darts for FOUR different countries, seems he has no problem with the pensioner doing it., though to be fair to Lim and all the Singapore, Chinese and southeast Asian players they do play well considering they only open their eyes about 15%

 

On the plus side, the draw for today (Saturdays) action is perfect, since I won't be around on a Saturday night stuck in watching non ranking shit , I luckily get to miss seeing the 2 Northern Ireland cunts, the boring one sided England game, and spared looking at the vile hunchback MvG.

 

 

Saturday, June 6, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week saw yet another meaningless non ranking exbo with the World Series, and if that's not bad enough we also have the World Cup coming the week after, yet another non ranking televised  exbo. This weekends Nordic exbo means nothing, but stayed in tonight and had this on in the background, and the reason this fat disgusting visually repulsive , scouse liar and overall absolute cunt gets Knob of the Week was for  all his guff about retaining his title, as if it meant anything, and secondly the manner in which he lost.. Cunting missed 25 doubles, and lost to a player who is complete dog shit and would barely survive modus.. The fat fuck missed 7 match darts, and left the competition without a whimper.Heading to 13 years this rubber faced obese prick has been sickening me in the PDC and not a single ranking TV final to his name, not one, but his fat arse gets invited unjustly to World Series, Premier Leagues etc.

 

Yet Wade, the 4th most successful player in the history of the PDC gets dismissed, tonight he got his first World Series match in 4 years, and then he drew the highest ranked and arguably best player of the qualifiers, and his reward for winning is a Match with Littler.. In fact Wade is in the last 4 and the 3 other players in his section are the top 3 in the world.Not sure how that seems right, but then I don't have the desire to find out why either, cos these events bore me in general.

 

On the topic of the top players meeting, having them meet week in week out for the Premier League, and now World Series shit, lessens the value of these match ups, for what, non ranking meaningless events. Is a battle between Humphries and Littler in lets say a Matchplay semi final as mouth watering after seeing them week in week out in non ranking shit, for me no, its still a great tie in a major, but has lost some of its appeal.

As for the PC's I find the Players championships vastly greater than the Premier League, not solely because the PC's are ranking, but we get variety, new faces, players playing for their careers. A pay out of 15k  can be enormous to some players, why the fuck do I care if the  fat short squat  cunt and millionaire Littler got 250k non ranking money for winning an exhibition for friends of Twat Porter. Even though the format will change next year, it has too as they cannot flog this shit over and over even the morons will cop on eventually, its still goes on too long, and I understand the PDC, taking coin of pissed up cunts in fancy dress who care more about singing stupid chants, and chucking piss at each other instead of the game,but why should anyone care about exbos?  I remember last year Barney missing players championships as he was booked in some exbo, where he was gonna make more money. I can understand Barney doing what he did for the money, but as a fan, why would I care how much non ranking he earns, I only concern myself with ranking darts. when I watch football I don't care about friendlies, even if its a full stadium with players get big pay days.

 

Saturday, May 30, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

This weeks walking crippled medical disaster and Holland's version of Mervyn King spoke about Gerwyn Price skipping events, and pulling out of some at the last minute. I have seen people agree with him, some others saying Price can withdraw from whatever he likes. Regardless of whether you agree with him, my issue is the speed jobber chose to have a go at Price, but when MVG did it for years, he had no issue about it. I am sick of dutch pricks players and fans defending players simply because their dutch, you only have to look how how many dutch cunts defended the mentally ill man Noah, raping the women's game. 

The speed jobber said how things worked out well for goldfish mouth Christian Kist, seems he was happy for him...oh wait, of course he would be, Kist is another dutch cunt, what a coincidence. If you are going to call out a player for his actions, you cannot change your stance or ignore when a person from the same country does it. Remember the speed jobber recently complained about Price losing weight and getting fit, seems he has an issue with Price. Vinny giving health advice...let that sink in. But has been quiet since Hunchback MvG has lost a shit load of weight...oh wait MvG is Dutch

 In fact every week he moans about something and the only time he praised someone was Van Veen and his rise, who is ..that's right Dutch. He complained last year about people raving about Littler and not to put feathers in his ass whilst he rimmed dutch players.

THE NON RANKING GLORIFIED ROADSHOW FOR TWAT PORTERS CLIQUE

 

Thankfully this shit is over till next year, and mark my words the format will be changed, there is no way the PDC can trot this out again next year,. I did not even watch finals night, not even the highlights, was out drinking instead, I hope as a Wade fan he is left out next year, and Price who I like gives it a skip, making it just as easy to skip it again next year. 

Saturday, May 23, 2026



 KNOB OF THE WEEK

Is there a more deluded self centered , odious prick in the top 32 of the PDC than Stephen Bunting. Here is a scouse git despite being sickening visually repulsive , he is a proven liar, who called himself the peoples champion then publicly lied about saying it when he got criticism. He has been selected unjustly for Twat Porter non ranking invitational gloried roadshow on more than one occasion, and yesterday in a night where every single match was a dead rubber in an already meaningless competition, he won it and then proceeded to state winning a night of dead rubbers was justification for his selection.

 

He failed to make the play offs, again, so how is repetitive failures to make the final night anything else but failure. Then I expect nothing else from the likes of Twat Porter and his agenda driven hype, to brainwash the majority of dart fans who are thick as pig shit. Remember Bunting has not only ever in over a dozen years in the PDC won a ranking major, in fact he has never even reached the final of one, yet players who have done far more in the PDC and won actual ranking majors have been excluded.

 

Twat Porter this week and the PDC put out a video with the sick cornholer Huw Ware speaking to some other faggot about rainbow laces or some other nonsense, not that I would watch that shit with 2 sick deviants. Even if you have no issue with Men who allow other sick men to fuck them in the ass, what has the person's sexuality got to with darts.? I am sick of being told in 2026 that people proud to be cornholers are brave, they are attention seeking sick fucks, and if they want to practice sodomy in their private life, what the fuck has it got with throwing darts? I am sick of Twat Porter and Sky TV hiring people like Laura turner for example, not because she had experience at the top end of the game but solely based on gender to tick boxes, promoting faggots, mouthing off about equality and fairness, when ignoring worthy players for the PL in order to placate members of his clique.

 

People are starting to be sick of this pandering, not just in darts, this week in football ITV dropped Eni Aluko, a person hired solely to tick boxes, hired solely for being a black women and forced upon the audience, who was completely ignorant, and out of her depth, and now she was rightfully dropped for being shit at a job she never deserved in the first place. I am sure by the time you read this the race card will have been played by her, as victim mentality if rife with people hired to tick boxes when they are shown to have been unworthy of the job they got in the first place.No one  has a bigger victim mentality complex more than a scouser, and should Bunting finally be omitted from next years Glorified roadshow, he will have a cry. despite his multiple failures. How many years can a player go without a single ranking tv final and be constantly selected for the Premier League, as it stands Bunting is crashing towards 13 years. Yet the fourth most successful player in the entire history of the PDC in James Wade is constantly overlooked despite last year reaching the final of the Matchplay and UK open, only losing to Littler, like everyone else has. Noppert, Cross, De Decker all won TV titles and were ignored in recent years, how long can Bunting continue be promoted, given favoritism, undeserved PL chances without ever winning a thing of note ? As for the bullshit line the Premier League is the best 8 players in the world is a lie.

 

Wade for example is a better player than Bunting, the rankings  alone prove that, his titles prove that.. You could argue the match fixing cunt Nijman is a better player currently than Bunting, along with a slew of others. In fact in the current yearly ranking money, Bunting is not even in the top 16 

Saturday, May 16, 2026

 


Is anyone surprised Stephen Cunting and Josh Cock , two players unjustly selected for the Glorified non ranking roadshow, finished bottom ? As usual was in the pub Thursday night, but saw the results, and the top 5 confirmed with a week to spare.  How are they going to hype next week heap of shit when the results don't matter, will they talk about averages, that don't matter, maybe try bullshit the viewer how the same 8 players playing each other week in week out is "special", when any appeal of the top players meeting  is now dead. They can hype Littler against Humphries, but we have seen it too many times, making their meetings in proper ranking events more special. The format of the non ranking invitational pet project of Twat Porter is fucking boring, its stale and redundant. Many fans and players have voiced the same opinion

A mention for last weeks winner Wright who bombed against Schindler in the euro tour after he claimed would win it, went out in PC #15 and in PC #16 both times in the last 128, losing both times averaging in the 80s and losing twice to Polish player, and both Polaks averaging just 91.

As for the Matchplay, Rob Cross, Bellyboy, Chizzy and Krusty are all outside the current Matchplay spots but all except for Wright are just a few grand off, but Wright down at #50 a whopping £28k outside a qualifying spot.

 I saw a lot of people crying about Gerwyn Price who pulled out of the world Cup, as if the non ranking world Cup was something that mattered. I can understand it mattering to some lesser nations for players getting a wedge of cash, but Price does not need

Scumbag Adam Smith Neale rocked up in a group of jobbers in Modus and failed to get out of the group. 

Lastly I saw an great interview with Chris Mason, who echoed so many things I had said for ages, be it the boring PL, Greaves being an exception to the rule in women's dart , The PDC being Unisex, and how women are not geared to compete with me in general, and I agree with him with a euro tour in Ireland or Wales , and his comments on the WDF Masters, but I draw the line with his idiotic comment how people should applaud the match fixing bastard Nijman for his wonderful story. If a person, robs, fiddles kids, murders or whatever gets caught and does his time it does not change what they are, Nijman is a cheat, and that is what he will always be just like Mason will always be an ex con,

Saturday, May 9, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

While no one can criticize Peter Wright's collection of titles, this guy spouts some of the most ridiculous bullshit. He is clearly far far from the player he once was, and that is understandable, he is over 55 but this week when asked about him most likely missing the Matchplay, as he is currently 45th in the rankings , a full £24k outside the top 16. He claimed he would win this weekends Euro tour, and questioned those asking why he he would not make it. I understand Wright like so many former World champions will have an ego, and can understand him telling himself he will win the event, but when he expects fans to believe utter bullshit he is only making himself look a moron. Remember this is the guy who told us he lives on salads when he had a beer belly and looked 9 months pregnant. Yesterday Wright beat Zoran Lerchbacher averaging 81, Monday Wright got raped by the Honey Monster Greaves 6-1 averaging 85 , on the Tuesday Schindler averaging in just the 80s  dumped out Wright, and Schindler faces Wright again today. In terms of money earned this year he lies 54th

 

I have no issue with players believing whatever nonsense they do, but the notion anyone else buys the shit they spew is what makes those players total idiots. This week Fatpot Adrian Lewis spoke how as a tour card holder he had to eat junk food as if the gluttonous fat fuck was some victim. First I am sick of fat cunts blaming the food, no one forces fat fucks to stuff junk down their gullet, that is their choice, Adrian Lewis could have had salads, no one is putting a gun to his head and making him eat junk food. They could get a salad earlier in the day, whats the excuse then ? The salad is cold later ?. Lets not forget, Adrian Lewis was already well on his way to be being a fat fuck back in the early 2000s when he came on the scene. As someone who works all over Cork county and often other parts of Munster, doing long days, I know even in 2 bit petrol stations in the backs of Ballygobackwards you can get healthier food options, so fuck off with this notion you cannot find nothing else to eat. Fat people will always blame someone or something else for their weight, but never themselves.

 Lastly, how long more before the miserable Dutch headshaking prick Barney finally fucks off , yesterday the miserable cunt averaged 77.


Saturday, May 2, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

I have not watched a single week of this monotonous shit, not even watching highlights anymore, but seeing my twitter dominated with this shit I am tempted to block the PDC account, this glorified shit seems to run for ever. 

The main news this week was the hype around Beau Greaves winning a pro tour, I got home from work and only saw it on darts connect and when she let a 6-3 lead slip away, I thought either it was pressure, or perhaps the long day and longer format was playing a part, and with the self entitled prick Bellyboy waiting on double for the win, the 142 from her brilliant.

 Sadly , the mentally ill disturbed fuckwits who despise real women, instead preferring to care about mentally ill men in dresses and lipstick robbing from the women's game have tried twist this  in some argument, that their is no difference between the sexes, except their argument is severely flawed, in that Greaves is not your typical female player, she is the exception. Even the other women Fallon Sherrock who was over hyped are nowhere near her level, no other woman ever has played at her level.

I would put Greaves win better than anything Sherrock has ever done, remember Sherrock has failed Q-school , year after year, after year, and the games she won at Ally Pally saw her opponents shit themselves under pressure plus had the rabble in the crowd support her whilst boo her opponents. You can make the argument lots of jobbers have won a players championships, the field was depleted missing  players like Littler, Price, Clayton etc, but you can only beat what is in front of you, so well done to the girl.

However , as great as her achievement is, its still only a pro tour, and the following days winner, the skinny match fixing cunt Nijman has won a fair few now, but has done nothing on tv. Remember Ian White and Justin Pipe have racked up multiple PC wins in a year and never done a thing of note on tv, in fact were the pinnacle of their careers, so whilst a great result for Greaves, its far too premature to start expecting her to take that to TV Majors.

Next weeks PC's see 7 of the 8 Glorified Thursday night exbo  missing, so she has a good chance to perform well again, or perhaps we get yet another first time winner. With Greaves being clearly better than any other female player, who dominates the Women's series, how long before she skips them and make the whole women's series even more worthless, remember the main tour is unisex, as is the challenge tour, and the development tour, so why the fuck is there a women's only series, when there is no Men's only game or series. Woman rant on about equality but have no problem with favoritism when it suits them. The women's series is not working, Greaves is getting more experience playing Men, than she does wiping the floor with useless deluded Munters, only playing the Women's series cos its money for jam, cash for nothing.

Saturday, April 25, 2026

 

I tuned in for some of this weeks action which was an International pairs week. The first thing I see is who they had representing England, was it lasts week champion of champions winner, a guy doing well in the PDC Development tour and English, Jack Drayton ? Of course not, why would they pick one the better English players when the woke pricks can stick in Fallon Sherrock who is dogshit to tick some box, and they had two token black lads from Kenya who they could fawn over endlessly. So it was no surprise England fared so badly, winning just one match in 2 days. In a group of 5 where 3 qualified, they finished rock bottom. As for the token black players, needless to say they were not good enough either, imagine that, Players put in events to tick boxes were not good enough, who could have possibly seen that coming. 

Then we have the abortion surviving defect of mother nature who captions the videos on you tube for them, who between ignorance and hyperbole, showed his grasp or lack of , for the English language

 


I knew some people out there who cry about this blog, Australian cornholers, fat four eyed he-she lovers and other inbred simpletons, will say I often make spelling errors, and its true I have, but I do not do this for money, I am not pretending to be professional like modus, I do not hire people to do a job, and then the dumb cunts cannot do it properly. I wonder if the spaz is responsible for these graphics


 

However, there was some great moments

Neil Duff: The week before this deluded fuckwit said in the studio how he wanted to be Series 13 Champion  since he "won everything else in the game". The stupid fuck actually said that. This week he and his partner rocked up and they finished bottom of the table, think they lost 12 of their 15 games, and in some games Duff walked off the stage in a huff, they got another chance in group C and were even worse, and finished second last above equally as shit France.The highlight of the week was Burnett, he is must watch and his interviews the stuff of legends, and his interview on Wednesday after Wales won group A was brilliant.
Danny Baggish was player of the night on Thursday and Friday some of his finishing was superb, but putting aside, the awful comms, the shit graphics, retarded click bait it was a decent watch in some parts and that was down to the players themselves.

The Twat Porter glorified roadshow was on in the pub with the volume off, and took little notice, except when one of my buddies pointed out where the short arsed obese chav cunt Littler was try to pump and flex like he was physical specimen. The squat obese cunt has the cardio of a 68 year old chain smoking alcoholic, seemingly according to what I read on twitter, the ignorant fat cunt is getting booed by fans and suddenly Sky are upset, and crying its an issue and unfair on players. Odd how for years when other players got booed, like Gerwyn Price, the PDC line was, "its part and parcel of the game" somehow now its an issue when their golden little fat pig is the poster child.

 

I saw people complaining about the comments by MvG towards Unterbuchner, and people more curious as to why he said then as to opposed to the comments themselves, and the comments were true, but you have to understand MvG is a cunt, who tried to cheat on his wife with a Bradford slapper, while his wife was at home pregnant. Now his wife is sat at home pregnant again. only for the father of the child is someone else, after she booted MvG out, she moved on quickly and now the bitter dicksplash is living off past glories. Still on the plus side the stress and worry has seen him lose all the weight and is no longer a fat ugly bald cunt, not just an ugly bald cunt now. Lets hope it continues until he makes Bradley Brooks look like he-man

I also spotted on the screen Laura Turner on the oche pontificating about players. Here is another box ticking hire completely out of her fucking depth.Here is a useless player, not even good enough to compete in the challenge tour. lets alone get within farting distance of a possible Q-school tour card holder, giving advice on players that play on a level she could not even comprehend. I don't blame her for taking the job since sky were so woke and stupid to give it to her, but she must have no shame, she has to know she is shit at darts, shit at commentary, and compared to the other blonde bint, looks like shit, and if I am watching a dart event at home and I see a token cunt, be it a black, camel jockey, munter, or some cunt poured in to a wheelchair the audio goes off, I will not entertain the thought of ever listening to the cunts.

Saturday, April 18, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It was a busy week for me and saw none of the players championships, and only saw the action from the Modus champions week in the late evening, and sooner eat my own shit than stay in on Thursday night to watch the boring glorified exbo, so the first live darts i saw was Friday evenings euro tour. Nobody should ever be subject to Barney and gurney on the same night, holy fuck 2 of the most miserable cunts you can ever see. They would actually depress you looking at their sour miserable heads. Gurney was 5- down and should have lost 6-1 but some Nordic clogger shat him self missing countless match darts, and the cunt gurney got back to 5-5 and still fucked it, and finished with a 77 average. Then there was Barney, what a miserable cunt he is, then he is Dutch.

Has there ever been a nation of such deluded miserable cunts? This week another miserable dutch cunt Vincent van der Voort defend the crossing man who has been systematically robbing the Women's game, cos wait for it...the thieving crossing dresser is dutch. In an interview even had the audacity to claim Deta Hedman a real biological women should have faced sanctions for refusing to play a Man in a Women's event. A Dutch cunt could rape a child and Dutch people would defend him if he was Dutch.  I am sick of Dutch cunts throwing logic, reason and the minimum of common sense out the window over their xenophobic love of all things Dutch, chicken shit cunts rolled over quick when the Nazis crossed the border.

The lanky prick  is a fucking moron, and claimed the crossing thief has his income disappearing , the income he stole as a Man from the Women's game, the cheek of that prick.

 

Keeping on the topic of Dutch cunts, I am sick to the teeth of Dutch people defending Wessel the cheating match fixing prick, sick of this excuse how he paid for what he did. If someone commits a crime, be it rape, murder, or whatever, doing their time does not absolve them of what they are, That match fixing prick is , and will always be a cheat, that is the person he is, the type of bad character he is, and as good as he might be currently on the oche, as players get on a run and fall away eventually, he will always be a cheat.

 

Elsewhere I had to laugh at modus hyping Nathan Potter all week only for him to finish bottom of his group, then hype him again for group c and he failed to get out of the group and qualify for Saturday nights finals. As for the group A winner, a shame Derek Coulson missed out narrowly at Q-school, a player I like solid as fuck and in his 50s reaching his prime, one of the most consistent players I have seen in Modus, and doing well on the challenge tour also, and his decision to skip the pro tours during the week look a wise decision if he wins Saturday nights final and pockets 25k

Saturday, April 11, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

The award this week goes to a mentally ill man and drag queen who had the audacity to who as a Man stole tens of thousands of pounds from the Women's game, which is already pittance money. Then he had the audacity to act like he was the victim, when the DRA made a ruling Men could not play in the Womens' game...Yes, , we live in a time when you need to stop Men playing in Women's games. Noah Man Leuven then announced his retirement and sure enough all those people who pretend to be liberal people who stand up for peoples rights were out in force crying, seems real women's rights are not important to the woketards who claim to care about rights, somehow a Man stealing from the Women's game was okay.

The funniest part is now he will not be fleecing the women's game of cash in the Women's Matchplay, next in line to replace him is Deta Hedman, one of the most outspoken women against Men in the Womens game.  

As for Twat Porter and the PDC, who always try tell viewers fat potbellied alcoholics chucking metal at a board is a sport,  were it not for the DRA, I believe the PDC would have continued to let thieving cross dressers  rape the women's game.

Take a look at this kool-aid drinking he-she loving mutant 


 

Good riddance to the pot stealing mentally ill, cross dresser. 

 

Speaking all things disgusting about woke bullshit and the hypocrisy, this week Modus spent the week kissing the hole of the black player David Munyua. It could not be because of his ability, as he is dog shit with his averages in the 60s and low 70s, but because he is black, even on Monday entitling the video David Munyua is back, as if he ever any fucking good. Its like Modus think hyping him will make them look more woke or less racist , when they fail to realize hyping someone simply because of the color of their skin is the very epitome of racism. By the way Munyua played all week, and failed to qualify for Saturdays finals night despite it being one of the poorest weeks in a long time.


Saturday, April 4, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 As usual I did not watch the non ranking glorified exbo for friends of Twat Porter on Thursday as I was out supping pints, so Friday afternoon I heard about Luke littler acting the maggot, being a cunt etc. I always said Littler was a common little cunt, it always annoyed me how the PDC comms tried portray this chav obese cunt as a role model for kids. Then I found a video of the incident and my first thought, was the fans complaining about Littler are a bunch of soyboy cunts. Fans upset Littler celebrated Van Veen missing a match dart. What is wrong with celebrating your opponent missing, the same week Littler celebrated Van Veen missing, Bosnian players celebrated Italy missing penalties to qualify for the World Cup, there is nothing wrong with being happy your opponent misses, you can call Littler a chav, common, but great players tend to be bad losers. Show me a good loser and I show you a loser.

 

I grew up watching Bristow wind up opponents, Jocky Wilson upsetting people, these people were characters, Van Veen came out of this looking like a fucking pathetic wimp crying because Littler hurt his feeling, did  the hospital remove his balls and backbone with the kidney stones. old cunts like me, who have watched darts for decades  miss the characters that dominated the game, that is why players like Wade who pisses off the sheep and Twat Porter is among my favourites, same with Price who upsets the sheep. Modern fans are the ones who kiss the hole of the likes of Bunting, think its normal for a mentally ill man in drag to play in a women's series, and drink the PDC kool-aid and actually believe the Premier League is a  proper event.

Twat Porter will be happy this week all the fans crying will get the PDC media attention for the Premier League. But that is how stale, boring repetitive the PL is when it this is the only talking point of the glorified exbo.. Will I tune in next week ? Of course not, its been going on months, it is pointless, maybe finals night is worth a watch, but no one believe a invitational exbo is a major.

 

Then you have that lump of shit and fat farmer Scott Mitchell make absolutely retarded comments saying how he did not believe Luke would celebrate another player missing.. Mitchell is a fucking moron, of course players celebrate or are happy when their opponent miss, nothing wrong with celebrating, remember Scott Mitchell once ran off Bob Potter's Lakeshite stage to attack another person, over who that player was supporting and when I reported it at the time I was called a liar, told it never happened, until eventually the truth came out and was proven correct. 

 

Saturday, March 28, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 There there was the comment by Barry Hearn this week about Littler complaining about the food at Premier League venues. Littler a fat cunt who hauls his huge carcass out of the cot at the crack of noon, to sit on his fat hole and vape and munch kebabs whilst playing videos games complaining about food is priceless, cunt needs to eat less, what was his problem with the food at the venues, were they serving salads or healthy food and that upset his precious ever expanding and over working heart? His weight in stone must be higher than his age in years, its a diet he needs, not more stuffing himself. Watch him waddle about on the oche and then listen to Mardle tell us how the game is a sport. Before some abortion surviving genetic mutant has a cry about him winning Knob of the Week after he won some night in the non ranking glorified exbo for friends of Twat Porter, I could not give a shiny shit about the PL.

 

On the topic of sport, this week there was the news that the IOC was banning trans-women from Women's sport in 2028. Except the it should read, they are banning Men from Women's sport, as the retarded word trans-women means Men, to call these mentally unstable people any form of women is an insult to real women. So if darts truly wants its viewers to believe fat out of shape beer belly alcoholics throwing darts in a pub game is a sport, they they need to boot out Noah Man Lueven from Women's events, I don't want to hear the mental defect Paul Nicholson, or ex con Mason or simpleton Mardle tell us how darts is a sport, when they ignore sporting laws and guidelines. Even the WDF banned them, yes, the WDF are ahead of the PDC in that aspect.Then even if the PDC do eventually decide to follow IOC guidelines, it still won't convince me darts is a sport.

 


I have seen a lot of posts about players complaining about traveling, living out of a suitcase, and the sad pricks looking for sympathy. What irks me the most are the majority of these soft pricks doing the crying are British players, the same British players who don't realize how fortunate they are the biggest majors like Ally Pally, Matchplay, Grand Prix and UK open are held in England, as are the majority of players championships. I could understand if European players who have to do far more traveling were the ones complaining, but no excuse for the lazy British fuckers who don't have to travel internationally as much as non Brits. Even the cabbage Damon Heta this week said its part and parcel of the game, and this guy moved to the other side of the planet for his love of the game. This week a player called Jesus Salate,  from Argentina, supposedly now living in Spain now traveled to play modus for pittance, here is a guy that loves the game and another non brit making trips without complaining, but British players are crying cos they had to get a ferry and then drive to Belgium, or a short flight. So the British players crying can go fuck off and they won't get any sympathy of me. Imagine Ricky Evans doing roofing or working a real job, cunt would have a stroke, but moaning about traveling to throw arrows at a board for half an hour.
Today the challenge tour took place where the majority are jobbers, playing for pittance, and there was no shortage of non Brits willing to travel to take part.

 

 

Saturday, March 21, 2026

 

 

                    KNOB OF THE WEEK


As I mentioned before I was a big fan of George Carlin and one of my favorite quotes  by him was “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group" and this has never been so apt when it  comes to darts fans. The levels of crying and whining by snowflakes over the scouse salad dodger Bunting getting put off by a guy whistling was nauseating.
For years we have seen fighting in PDC crowds, guys only there to sing about tables and chuck piss at each other, whilst pissed out of their skulls in fancy dress but as a soon as a fat scouse piece of shit gets a whistle suddenly crowd behaviour is an issue. What makes it all the more staggering was Bunting having a cry, the same fat cunt who at the World Championships  played Sebastian Bialecki where the Polish lad had the crowd on his back and helped Bunting win.

Did Bunting complain then ? No, in fact the fat ignorant cunt had the audacity in his post match interview to claim the crowd "were great". He completely ignored the whistling at the time when it was against his opponent, because it was to his benefit and now in typical scouse victim mentality mode it is now only an issue because he bottled it. All of the 4 Majors, and the oldest ones at that, Worlds, Matchplay, UK Open and Grand Prix are played in the Britain, and I have seen the countless non British players get booed, jeered, and have players shout out and whistle, nothing was ever done, now some fat scouse cunt hears a whistle and its a problem.


Last week I gave Keane Barry knob of the week for blowing a 5 leg lead and losing six legs on the trot. just like Jeffrey de Zwaan did last weekend but Barry got it because the UK Open is a bigger event that the Euro Tour. This week Price blew a 5 leg lead in the Premier League, and he did choke, however does anyone really give a fuck about the repetitive, non ranking , invitational roadshow for friends of Twat Porter ? I rather watch the Modus Super Series finals on a Saturday than the PL. You can win every single night of the PL, top the table by more than 40 points, and still not win the event because a guy in 4th place can turn up on the final night and win the meaningless event and it does nothing for their ranking. Ask Glen Durrant if he wishes if the PL was ranked, maybe he might not have sank like a stone afterwards if the PL money was ranked. As for Josh Rock, I am getting sick of the same snowflakes crying over Bunting losing over whistling saying how they feel sorry for the little fat northern Ireland cunt. Stevie fuckin Wonder could have forseen Rock and Bunting were out of their depth, and now they act surprised. Wade, Noppert, Ando or even Aspinall  would have been better than those 2 undeserving players.
 
 
In the last month James Wade made more TV ranking finals than Josh Cock and Steven Cunting have in their entire PDC careers COMBINED. Noppert has won a ranking Major, something Cock and Cunting have never done, let alone what Aspinall and Ando have done.
Instead of crying how you feel sorry for cock and Bunting, blame Twat Porter for their undeserved inclusion.

EURO TOUR

I watched tonights session of darts and was a great session, Reyes and Ratajski a fine watch, as was Cullen and Baetens, My 3 highlights of the session were

1. Big Boris pasting the snot out of headshrinker was as Keats would say "a thing of beauty is a joy forever". 
2. I enjoyed seeing Bialecki sending the match fixing cunt out first round, I despise Nijman, no serving his suspension or paying his fine will ever alter he is a cheat.
3. Mickey Mansell sending Bellyboy out, as comms made excuse after excuse for the pretentious cunt, comms would have you believe Bellyboy has had more illnesses than Merv King.

Also tonight Senile Belgian Jackie, the coffin dodging geriatric was seen spazzing out when Huybrechts and Baetens won their matches. Saturday's line up, even without Price Van Veen and Anderson looks like the best Saturday line of the year in euro tours.