KNOB OF THE WEEK

PDC Comms are actually worse than ever, Stuart Pyke this week has been unbearable, putting aside his overall ignorance, add in his favoritism and clear bias, it has made commentary abysmal. Studd, is just as annoying, and as for Mardle, the guy is clueless and his self deprecation  act is nauseating. I like Gian Van Veen as a player, but his performance was absolutely dire for a player ranked #2 in the world. I believe he was one leg away from defeat in a best of 5 sets without getting a shot at a double. This is further proof how the  World championships is top heavy with prize money. Then you Mardle spouting nonsense how Gian would outscore Wade, but Wade would probably sneak it on doubles. Shows what Mardle knows, or rather how little he knows.

WORLD GRAND PRIX

The first round of this saw the 3 players I dislike the most in the top ten go out first round in Littler, MvG and Josh Cock, and when the match fixing cunt Nijman and Stephen Cunting went out, it made the  last 4 a superb line up that had 3 of my favorite top ten players left in the last 4. While I am no fan of Stutters Aspinall, the one I want the least to win, I still rather him that any of the five I previously mentioned, who are all out. It's refreshing to look forward to a night of semi final action where all four players seem to have an equal chance, and there is even the possibility of a final  where both players are players left out of this years Premier League.

Its also wonderful to see Cunting drop to world #13, and should Aspinall win his semi, he will send MvG down to world #10, and should he win the event he would go sixth. Wade is up to #5. 

I saw a video this week  with a Chris Mason interview, and I do agree with an awful lot of what he says, but fucking hell listening to Mason complaining on the behavior of fans takes the cake. He is a ex con who along with his "brave friends" beat up an old man, he a guy that has beaten his ex wife, a dole fraudster, with a history of threatening people actually lecturing  people on behavior . The staggering lack of self awareness is something else. The audacity of this fucker. I like his opinions on the game, and he should stick to that, not act like some moral compass.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This weeks award goes to the 2024 Grand Prix winner Mike De Decker, who has not qualified the the Grand Prix where he defends 120k. I said at the time he got on of the most jammiest run evens back then, , where so many players either failed to perform, just had no luck at all ...

 

A mention for Schindler also, The highest ranked player to not qualify for the Grand Prix, as well as Gurney, who now failed to qualify for the Matchplay and Grand Prix already this year 

 

The main news this week was the announcement of the European Open, which is no more than a bargain basement version of the UK Open, that said the 3 day event will give a chance to all tour card holder, secondly its a ranking event and its in the first half on the year, which is badly needed, I would have liked to have seen maybe a month earlier, it at least along with  the Masters add something to the first half of the year that traditionally only held the UK Open and Matchplay. The sad reality is in 2027, there is only one proper length Major in 7 months and that being the Matchplay, the UK Open and new European Open last 3 days each, and the Masters in a joke, and made ranking to give the impression it is a Premier Eventthe first 7 months of 2027 the only 

More to follow,,,,, 

 

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

Its no secret I never liked this cunt, regardless of the fact in his prime he was a quality player, but he was an obnoxious odious cunt who belittled others players with an inflated ego as big as his waistline.. I know Wade won the euro tour last weekend which saw the hunchback drop to world #7, but Stevie wonder could see his time at the top was done around the same time he lost weight and his wife.  I heard people say his wife was a cunt for getting knocked up by her new boyfriend withing months of dumping MvG but lets be honest, what goes around comes around, when his wife was pregnant with their first child he tried cheating on his wife with a slapper in Bradford, so fuck him. I know the world Series is just another glorified non ranking exbo, but with him and fat Cunting losing first round they should be happy its not ranking. Remember this is the prick who wept like a bitch in his prime, when Taylor who was past his prime beat him, the same MvG who used to run his dicklicker about people fearing him....not anymore. 

 

A mention for Twat porter and this new "major", i am sick of comms especially referring to any TV event as a a major, for me there is only 4 majors, okay people will ague the Grand Sham is one these days, but no non ranking events will ever be a major, especially not tv comps based on selective invites, so now we are getting a new major seemingly, but no details seem forthcoming, its like the old BDO days of an announcement of an announcement, spit it out or shut the fuck up,

 

That said as meaningless as the world Series is, I did enjoy a good few of the games, but they were the games between players we don't usually see on tv, like Adam Leek and Jim Long, Sakai and Wygz, although with Callan I cannot focus on his darts as his combover just takes my attention, but when we see the same top players who played each other for months on end in another non ranking exbo that was the Premier League, it makes this World Series match ups just as fucking boring, why the fuck would I care if some player makes a 100k for winning a non ranking event, nobody truly believes its a major, we have seen these match ups in non ranking shit far too often, thankfully, with the Grand Prix, slam and other proper ranking events on the horizon, they might matter more.

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

No surprise this oxygen thief wins Knob of the Week after the cunt this week claimed he was a cult hero. This guy is so far up his own fat hole i am surprised he cannot see the back of his own yellow teeth. Also this week he acted like a typical victim seeking scouse prick after he said how he lost 90 grand on gambling at a quid a spin on some online slot machine.

 IF THE FAT CUNT WAS AS QUICK TO LOSE CALORIES AS HE WAS TO LOSE MONEY HE MIGHT NOT BE A VISUALLY REPULSIVE GROTESQUE  ODIOUS SACK OF SHIT.

 

Hopefully he loses Saturday and stays out of the European Championships spot, despite Joe Cullen doing everything he can to make it easier for Cunting to overtake him. The Liverpudlian Ogre is also currently still not qualified for the Grand Sham of Darts and hopes he fails to qualify for that as well 

I must also give a mention for Kim Crybrechts parading around like a cunt on the oche  only to choke in the last leg decider to Bialecki,  Also a mention for Headshaker Barney who jobbed yet again against a Canadian jobber and threw dirty looks to the crowd as if they were to blame for his pathetic performance, and sick shit of comms rimming the cunt calling the clown a five time world champion,

 

Speaking of comms rimming people, I am sick of comms rimming the hole of Honey Monster Beau Greaves, I know some people will moan and cry how I don't like munter players, but why is she getting preferential treatment , more hype, interviews etc ? I believe in equality, but somehow equality does not apply when preferential treatment goes to one gender over another. There are vastly better players than her ignored and not given the same hype, but because she is a woman somehow thats okay, seems to me equality does not matter when its suits women.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Last week I awarded it to Wade for being a lazy bastard, how he can travel to Australia for a non ranking exbo but would not go to Europe for an actual ranking one. This week he withdrew from another ranking euro tour, which not shows his complete laziness, but does so at a time where should Bunting win on Saturday Wade is in the last position for the European Championships with the possibility he could be out of the spots come Sunday night.

I know there are 3 events left I think, but Wades record in the Euro tour is pretty abysmal, in fact Ian White has won more euro tours than him, with Wade picking up just two Euro tours in 15 years and with him earning nothing if he loses a game on a Saturday, which has happened a good few times his priority should be on playing actual ranked events not stupid fucking exbos down under. 

 

Fair play to Modus this week for official announcing the mentally ill cross dress on hormones in Noah is not a woman. They had a headline on the youtube stream citing 9 dart history. Seeing as real biological women have hit 9 darters before, even in modus how is it history?, and he is male, and countless men hit 9 darters, so again how is it history, as there is only 2 biological sexes. Seems to me modus do not class him as a woman, then they also seem to not class him as a man, so again what part of it was 9 dart history ?

 

Also a mention for the visually repugnant obese scouse git Stephen Cunting, who this week in typical scouser victim mentality was crying again how his Peoples champion backfired, when he boasted of his number of followers on twitter, and then proceeded to mock dart fans on the internet. The repulsive cunt is thick as pigshit. This week he spoke about twitter again saying how he had come of the platform, but was still on there . What ? 

 

Paul nicholson, another grade A spastic seemingly suggested Keane Barry's nickname should be young stone face. He should go back to waffling on about ice hockey, sausages, wrestling and his other shit, in fact he should just fuck off , the guy is a fucking retard. 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Last Saturday Wade won the world Series event down under in Oz. Good for him except it is a meaningless non ranking glorified exbo, for me ranking darts matter more.

The lazy fucker this week decided to skip the players champs, and maybe excuses can be made for that but the lazy fucker withdrew from this weekends euro tour late even though others like fat Bunting who traveled to Australia can make it to Hungary. Wade can travel to Australia for a non ranking event but won't go to Hungary for a ranking one , work that one out, and currently Wade is 29th place in the top 32 for the European Championships, you would think a trip in Hungary to cement his European spot would be a priority.Wade last year whinged about not being in Twat Porter glorified roadshow yet when he had every opportunity to make the top 4 he pulled  of multiple event, and this weekend he looks like will dop to world #7.

 

Elsewhere this week , there was World Series qualifiers, which held zero interest for me, but Chizzy this week played in said world Series and 2 players championships, and he lost his first game in two events, and lost second round in the other event, and not an average over 89, its like his game fell off a cliff. So when he played Nijman I was pleasantly surprised he dumped out the match fixing prick and averaged over 100.

 Luke Humphries pro tour win on Wednesday saw his reclaim the world #2 spot and Adam Paxton spoke how he got death threats after his game with Ratajski, no doubt over some degenerate gambler losing a bet, strange how these degenerate cunts will blame anyone and everyone for their own gambling problems.Elsewhere it seems Adam Paxton 

In the modus I watched Colin Osbourne score well in all 4 of his games on Thursday night, but hit just one double out of 17 in his first game, then was brilliant on doubles in his next 2, and in his fourth game hit one out of 17 again. In his first game on Friday missed twelve darts at a double 

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

It has been such a quiet week, I have given Knob of the Week to Mike Warburton. This week he entered the modus Match fixing Series on Thursday in group C won all 5 games and was top of the table by 4 points in a group where the top 2 qualify. Afterwards he was al cocky in his interview.

The following day he played 5 and lost 4 of them, and failed to finish in the top 2. He did not lose to incredible players, he truly bottled it. 

  

Ross Smith again this week went out first round in the World Series non ranking shit, but unlike Warburton in Modus, Smudger went out with a ton plus average, then I doubt he truly gives a fiddlers fuck, I bet those players see these meaningless exbo as just a paid holiday.  A mention for Twat Porter too for giving us a whole month of nothing, bar two scabby meaningless events down under which no cunt on Earth is get out of the cot at 10am on a Saturday morning to watch.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week the scumbag cunt was having a pop, and seemingly not for the first time at Gemma Hayter and believe Gemma was responding to posts like THIS .

Gemma herself on twitter made THESE COMMENTS

 

This is a guy that ripped off people, owed a fortune, as you can see HERE , check the 7th name down. nor is this the first player he has had issues with as he had problems with the kid Jack Main at the time, all referenced in older Knob of the Weeks, where has been accused of also being a conman, thief, drug user, with a victim mentality and a woman beater, all these are covered in his previous KotW wins.

His previous wins are here.

May 14th 2021 KNOB OF THE WEEK

April 23rd 2021 KNOB OF THE WEEK 

 

Last week I posted about those people not currently in the PDC Hall of Fame, and ironically soon after a video came out where Dennis Priestley spoke with poo pusher Huw Ware, and did not watch it but read how he spoke about the split at the time. He at least used that platform to bring up how the others should be respected, falling short of actually mentioning the Hall of Fame. Taylor is another that should be speaking out in loyalty to those that stood with him..It shows how much of a cunt Twat Porter and Hearn can be when those that risked everything have to beg for some recognition.

 

ANOTHER MEANINGLESS EXBO

 

Obviously Bunting losing is always a welcome sight, but does anyone really give a shiny shit about a non ranking exbo on at 8am, as if any cunt after a week of work is going to haul their arse out of the cot at 8am on a Saturday for this shit.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

There is fuckall happening this month, we have 2 weeks at the start of August with nothing followed by another 2 weeks where we only get pointless World Series muck in the Southern Hemisphere, seemingly this down time is to allow players take their holidays, you would swear they players were doing 60 hour weeks every week. As it stands countless players are skipping events all year round, picking and choosing events to skip, and if the PDC think the players need August to rest and take a break from travel, then why haul some halfway across the planet to New Zealand. Later in the year the TV events come thick and fast, it was bad enough the Matchplay was the first proper Major in 7 months not counting 3 days for the UK Open but to follow it with a month of nothing.The PDC calendar is in serious need of a reshuffle, even if it meant bringing forward almost every players championship so the PC Finals could come earlier in the year, likewise for euro tours in bring them more earlier.

 

This month the Twat Porter could have used this time to promote themselves in a positive way and announced members for the PDC Hall of Fame. It seems like it is every year I ask why so many of the original people who formed the WDC , which became the PDC are not in the Hall of Fame. To put things in to prospective the WDC was formed 34 years ago, when players eventually quit the BDO putting not only their own careers on the line, but put their own money on the line, and they stood up to the pressure of the BDO, the courts, often waiting well over 6 months or even longer to get paid from an event, and bar two traitorous Judas cunts who stabbed them in the back like Mike Gregory and Chris Johns, the remainder stood firm, without them there would be no PDC, no Barry Hearn, who make no mistake only got involved not because he "cared for the game" but in his own words said he smelled money. Yes Taylor and Bristow are in the Hall of Fame and rightfully so, but the have John Gwynne in the Hall of Fame, here is a guy who was not only a poor commentator, but was paid to do a job and stuck in the Hall of Fame for kissing ass, a guy that risked nothing, got paid well, but you have people like Jocky Wilson, a twice world champion , a Scot who like the other breakaway stars put his own money up to help form what is now the PDC and they could not put him in the Hall of Fame.

 

Then you have shaky Dave Clark, another useless cunt, and always said he was shit, then the poor bastards gets parkinsons, and no way the woke PDC could be seen to replace them. he got in the Hall of Fame, what next ? Thunder Thighs Turner for sitting in a warm studio spouting shit while she is handsomely rewarded, and her inclusion could tick some boxes ? but the actual players who put their careers on the line get ignored. I would go as far as to say people like Phil Taylor should be more vocal and demand the other former WDC creators be included,and speak up more, but Taylor has only ever made everything about himself. Jocky Wilson is not the only former World champion either, you have Bob Anderson and Keith Deller, along with 2 former world #1 in Harrington and Warriner, and the likes of Twat Porter is so ridiculously woke I expect him to add a woman or a token non white to the Hall of Fame soon to tick some PC box, rather than give some recognition to the actual people who deserve it, as without those people there would be no PDC for Twat Porter to run.

 Before I go, on the subject of people that should be in the Hall of Fame, a word on Keith Deller , I remember him beating the top 3 players, and seeds to win his world title, a great achievement and was popular at the time, came across as humble, sadly over the years became an egotistical cunt who thinks his 138 is the only score of 138 that could ever be important. I get he wants to self promote, but does so in a way where he alienates people, where everything is about him this week he could not help himself again go on about it on twitter, he would be better of spending his time arguing for himself and others to be included in the Hall of Fame. Of the 16 people who formed the WDC, 14 of which were players, 9 of those people , more than half of them are still not in the PDC and not given the recognition they deserve for what they did.

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 I am not going to knock MvG's career record, after Taylor the most successful player in the history of the PDC, and if he never won another major ranking title will go down as one of the greats. There is the problem, I and so many others who have watched this game for a long time see him as one of the greats, but sadly a lot of new fans of the game, younger kids etc suffer from recency bias, thinking everything new or recent is the best ever. I can almost forgive younger kids because they have been brainwashed for years by PDC comms to believe nonsense. For example last weeks winner of Knob of the Week Wayne Mardle said Littler was as good as MvG, but the same Mardle said a few years ago that MvG was better than Taylor.

 

Let that sink in for a moment , there was countless people back in 2021 and 2022 claiming MvG was better than Taylor because MvG had a short successful period, and now Littler is better than MvG. What Littler has done is incredible, there is no denying that, but the obsession about averages is so mental it is like people just look at that only. Take this buffoon for example

 So what is the criteria by these morons to dictate who is the best player, is it only titles? If so then Taylor is the best, Bristow has more world titles than MvG so arguably the second best, and had the old pre-split BDO had as many TV ranking Majors as the PDC does today, Bristow's haul would be even greater.

Or is the criteria simply just averages ? If so that is just ignorance of the highest level, when Taylor hit the record comp averages, it was on boards with smaller trebles, and as for Bristow he won his titles at a time when the boards were even worse, with even smaller trebles, thicker wires that caused more bounce outs, with added staples making the trebles even smaller,, then factor in thicker fatter darts, but along comes a new generation, uneducated, stupid, and brainwashed by idiotic comms  who would have you believe everything today is better. MvG has won 3 World titles in his almost 20 years in the PDC. Taylor won 8 in a row in his first 9 years in the PDC, and already had  pre split world titles before that. As for Bristow he won 5 World titles in a seven year period, but modern fans simply dismiss Bristow because of recency bias because of jobber ignorant fuckers like Mardle who spouts nonsense and gullible people swallow it whole. This reminds me of one of the most retarded tweets I ever saw, who remembers this mental illness

This inbred abortion surviving retarded fuckwad is one of these people that actually believe Headshaker has genuinely 4 world titles, and even PDC comms try hoodwink people with this Barney nonsense having 4 world titles. If you truly believe Barney has 4, then he has more World titles than MvG, and some people claim World titles matter. Then you have people say its total titles, how much does a World title count for in the overall scheme. For example, James Wade never won a world title, but is the 4th most successful player in PDC history, yet Adrian Lewis only won 4 PDC ranking tv titles, but 2 of them World championships. You can argue the merits how important total titles compares to world titles, but for people to simply dismiss people like Bristow because of their own ignorance needs to be pointed out.

 

Imagine thinking Bristow could not even win a tour card, this cunt is allowed drive, and even vote, thankfully too dumb to get a woman and breed. 

 

 

 As I said earlier, back around 2022 and even before it  people were trying to convince others MvG was better than Taylor, but MvG has not won a ranking tv title since 2022 and now the same cretins who called MvG better than Taylor suddenly went quiet only to pipe up again now claiming Littler is better than MvG. some people are so fickle. I think Littler is an incredible player, MvG was an incredible player but make no mistake, Bristow would have mentally destroyed both of them, Littler won't have the stamina, determination and longevity of Taylor. MvG is on the wane, and he knows it, despite him spouting things like "people fear me". which no one believes. Yes Littler today has people raving about him, and is hugely popular but Bristow was the biggest superstar in the game, people were raving about Bristow globally in a time before social media even existed. Again  this is another example of ignorant people thinking everything today is new or better or has never been done before today.

 

People need to stop listening to the likes of Mardle and accepting his nonsense as fact, ignore Dan Dawson and his lunacy ramblings of Barney having 4 world titles, or Stuart Pyke that complete asshole telling us how Bunting is one of the most popular players in the game. Start thinking for yourselves, go watch old matches from pre split BDO matches in their entirety, see the shit boards, watch how many bounce outs, look at the darts and equipment, see the passion of fans , just don't take the words of comms paid to brainwash you to believe everything is suddenly better so they can sell you more tickets, or get you to pay for Sky or PDC TV subscription.

 

 

OTHER SHIT 

 

 The player's championships is a strange one, part of me hates that so many elite players skip these and lessen their value, but on the flip side, I am happy the lesser players are getting better chances to earn some badly needed coin. One player who is hoping it carries on like this is the match fixing prick Nijman as in under 2 years he is going to be defending a lot of floor money in a time when its likely all the top players will be regulary competing as I cannot see the PDC not doing anything about these PC's.

 

The next darts is 2 weeks time for yet another scabby exbo in New Zealand followed the week after by another World Series exbo in Australia, utter meaningless shit. 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Been a quiet week, and would have wished Mardle was as quiet, this cunt is torture to my ears. Listening to this prick rabbit on  about what it takes to win Majors is incredible considering the useless cunt never won a single major in his entire miserable existence. I know some people will defend this prick and claim "he got to semi finals of majors", so fucking what? So did Denis Ovens. So this week in a change to the usual gonna post some old tweets and things of Mardle.  Like the time Wade swore on the oche and the audio never picked it up, and Mardle ratted him out and got Wade a fine. When Simon Whitlock suffered countless bounce outs and complained about the PDC boards and was quickly shut down by the PDC, Shitlock started using rougher points, and here is what Mardle wrote

When he was asked about Spineless the Liar

If you think Spineless being in the top 5 of all time was insane, remember who he thought was the greatest rivalry in darts

 Of course if you ask him anything or hurt his precious feelings he will block you, look at how many he had blocked back in 2022

This prick then had the audacity years ago to charge £200 sterling an hour for coaching. He genuinely believes he was one of the best players in the PDC, , despite having a trophy cabinet with nothing inside it except dust....and not just one of the best, but one of the best for a decade.

 

  Delusional cunt

 

PDC MATCHPLAY

ROUND 1

SESSION 1 : This was a dour night, where we saw saw 3 fat vile horrible cunts win.Josh Cock dumped of Woodlouse, Stephen Cunting won after narcolepsy inducing prick Zonneveld shat himself. Luke far from Little then dumped out Springer, by the time Cullen took on Stutters I was bored senseless.

SESSION2 : This was a vast improvement. Dirk winning a fantastic game over Dobey, the first seed to fall.Gando was superb in destroying Joyce, and loved how he took some jabs on social media at the rat bastard and ignorant fuck Mardle. Gilding missed crucial chances against Hunchback and paid the price, and Clayton's superb performance against Cabbage Heta set up a mouth watering game against Gando. 

SESSION 3 : Magpie like so many players this week were out of their depth. their ranking boosted by picking up money in depleted players championships, would Nijman the match fixing prick have won so many floor comps if the fields contained littler, Humphries, etc? Of course not. Searle was solid dumping out Magpie, and Wade started well but could afford to cruise home as Fattimena shat himself leg after leg. Van Veen beat the Polak Ratajski in a game I found boring. I turned it off after that, I was in no mood to watch the Match fixing cunt beat Chizzy.

SESSION 4 : Smudger beat Doets in a decent enough game.  Then we had Schindler, who like Zonneveld and Fattimena is a total euro jobber choking cunt, and allowed Price  come back and get a win in a tie breaker. Then we got comms basically jizzing themselves cos a mentally unstable ginger jock took advantage of a piss poor Humphries. Luke did start to play late in the game, but Menzies deservedly held on, and fuck Humphries, who has been missing ranking euro Tours and PC's to play exbos, he paid the price. Was happy for Cross who battered Noppert. Cross is another of those players like Wade, who does not get the respect he deserves, a former multiple major winner, no friend of Twat Porter and like so many others not in the clique, whilst the visually repulsive Cunting gets more preferential treatment.

 

ROUND 2 : SESSION 1 : Clayton and Ando was an enjoyable game, where I did not care what the averages were and the next game saw Dirk almost blow a lead against MvG before finally seeing the bald hunchback cunt off. Its now 4 years since he won a ranking major, and people like Mardle and so many other  "experts" once claimed MvG was better than Phil Taylor. That mental illness spewed should never be forgotten and will point it out to the sheep who actually bought that bullshit. MvG is now out of the World top 4, and down to world #6 after the defeat. Watch Twat Porter change the PL criteria with MvG outside the top 4 and Wade heading towards the automatic spot.....bookmark this. Stutters Aspinall had a chance to go in at the break 5-5 with the kebab guzzling fat cunt Littler, despite Littler opening with a 9 darter, and missing double 15 for a second one. Asp is like a coked up asbo chav bouncing around, but to his credit hung in for 7-7 despite Littler who is almost as wide as he is tall and looks like rollerball ran out the winner. It was now well after 10pm and a lot cooler outside and took my dogs for a walk rather than watch Cunting and Cock waddle about on the oche. That's the problem when 2 fat cunts I hate play each other, on the plus side one is going out, but sadly the other goes through, Cunting lost and had the lowest average in the second round for 21 years whilst Josh Cock wept like a faggot.

SESSION : 2  I expected Cammy to job after his fluke win, but instead when he led 2-1 pointed at his ear, left the stage and we were told he was out, so they rushed the battle of Van Veen and the match fixing prick forward. Van Veen hitting that 148 to make it 11-11 was superb, and seeing the match fixing prick go out will always be a beautiful thing. Cross started well going 3-2 up on Price, before collapsing as Price won 9 of the next 11 legs. Wade could have been 5-0, and at the break was 5-5, and even led 8-5 before a 143 from Wade to break kept him in the lead and he managed to see it out, and was surprised the average for Wade was nearly 100, it seemed far worse.

QUARTER FINALS: When I got home Thursday, and was a week without a pint I fancied going on the ran-tan, so I was delighted Dirk and Ando was first up and watched this, before concentrating on drinking, ignoring the Littler and Rock game, since this whole comp feels like its all about who gets the privilege to lose to the little fat cunt in the final. Friday saw Price against Smith first up, and this was the opposite of Rock and Bunting where I despise both, since I like both Smudger and Price and was conflicted who I wanted to win. When Smudger won 4 on the trot for 12-12 I thought it would be a good finish, but Price sprinted home with 4 on the trot.. I also like Van Veen and Wade and was surprised how Van Veen who is the World #3 due mostly to his Ally Pally run was considered the underdog against Wade. The Dutch lad went in at first break 3-2 despite Wade having darts to win 2 legs he ended up losing both, and Van Veen broke to lead 6-4 at the break yet only averaging 86 in a piss poor game and the comms who rimmed Wade suddenly were reversing and predicting Van Veen. "quelle surprise". When Van Veen took out 160 it was looking all over for Wade who had his chances, and was 11-7 down. It was total shit, but then the game came alive as Wade won 4 on the trot for 11 -11, and they traded breaks but when Van Veen broke for 15-13, it was all but over. It was a decent end to an otherwise dog shit game. I hope Price beats Van Veen, as I think Price is the best player left to give the kebab guzzler a game in the final.

 

Dirk was 150/1 at the start of the month, and whilst he wont win it, it does show how absolutely retarded the bookies were to only offer 40/1 on Bunting.  It's like the bookies are completely brainwashed in to believing the visually disgusting and repulsive Bunting is a top player 

 

 

 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Imagine being a darts fan, having already bought tickets, booked hotels, arranged travel, some of those people traveling from outside of England only to be told by this Twat Porter the Sunday evening session might be cancelled because of a fucking football match.

The Matchplay and the World Cup dates were always known, was it because Twat Porter was one of the few Englishmen who knew the English football side were vastly over rated, and he was surprised England got as far as they did ?.

Thank fuck Argentina beat them, firstly because I care more about Darts than International football. Secondly the whining , crying and bitching by a minority of English pricks, and the bulk of the British media is why the rest of the World wanted England to lose. I do feel sorry for the genuine English fans but this notion of its coming home is fucking nauseating, , I am in my 50s and an old cunt, and in all my time on this planet, England have never won a world Cup or even a European Championships and act like they are world leaders in football, and as for the English Premier League, its top players are mostly non English.Some assholes are crying for Argentina to be thrown out, why? so the English can be left back in ? If you think they are despised globally now, could you imagine how much more people would hate them crying over a banner. 

So now the Matchplay can progress as normal, which is what I wanted more. Since the World Championships ended back in the first week of January over 6 months ago, all we got in that time in terms of a televised ranking Major, was a weekend of 3 days for the UK Open, yet later in the year we can get up to 3 premier events in a month. The calendar seriously needs reorganising. Months of the meaningless non ranking glorified Premier League is a waste,the format and repetitive nature so bad, that games between the elite players have lost some of their appeal after constantly meeting in the glorified roadshow.

After been in the pub for around 18 of the last 20 nights, with the fantastic weather, world Cup,, and other sporting events like the GAA, Wimbledon, the Matchplay will be the perfect reason to stay in and detox. The first round draw was not the best, however with so many games looking predictable, it should lead to some class match ups in the second round. Looking at the rankings, Wade who lost 50k final money still moved up the rankings as MvG has dropped 2 places to World #6. Bellyboy who failed to qualify is down to #35, and should Magpie or Zonneveld win a game at the Matchplay, they will overtake him. Last weeks Knob of the Week winner Gurney is down to #29

Last weekend Luke Humphries gave the Euro Tour a skip, and not sure what excuse he gave, as I have seen players bitch and moan about travel. Last Sunday night as Ratajski was winning the Euro Tour, Humphries was in Cork, doing an exbo only about 2 miles from me. I obviously would not go to a non ranking exbo,  Humphries was joined by Fatpot Lewis, Pinnochio, Shitlock, Thornton and Hendo, what stood out for me was the event was sold out immediately, over 5,000 people attending a poxy non ranking exbo. I guess it only proves the point of why there is a demand for a Euro Tour in Ireland. I presume Humphries skipped Germany in the Euro Tour to come to Cork for a better pay day, like Littler who went to the USA.Therein lies the main problem with the PDC, you have so many players skipping Players Champs, Euro Tours citing travel is too much but are assured of bigger money doing exbos.

 

I saw an article discussing Luke Littler and the 5 other main English players who will make an impact at the Matchplay, and they had Bunting, , Gilding among them, but somehow left out Wade, who has reached more finals than all the others combined, and has even won the event before, and was a finalist last year. I am sick to the fucking teeth of the sucking up to that grotesque visually repulsive obese cunt being rimmed by the media. A dozen years without a single ranking PDC final, let alone winning a ranking major.

Then there is speed jobber Vinny, who this week was right in calling out the fat cunt Manley who is head of the PDPA who rape the players, taking a percentage of all their income whilst never seeming to give an actual shit about the players. Vinny is right, Manley and the PDPA should have spoken out, but as we all know they won't do a fucking thing except fleece the very players they are supposed to represent.

 

Elsewhere the WDF Masters is on, and would sooner eat my own shit than watch that. I did go on darts connect to see the atrocious averages, and the PDC affiliated CDC which was also on tonight was a higher standard. Regardless, they are all roughly Modus Match fixing Series standard and who is going to be interested in that crap on the eve of the Matchplay. I presume the WDF crap had its usual production problems to go along with the shit players and averages, but to hold it in Las Vegas was utter insanity, then insane decisions is a trait of the WDF and its affiliated former org, the BDO.

 

 

 

 

   

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 One month ago this repugnant, miserable cunt, the Northern Ireland version of hypochondriac miserable cunt Speed jobber Vinnie was almost 16k inside the the top 16 of the pro tour race, and even last monday was about 6k in the Matchplay spots. He then managed to job first round on both Monday and tuesday in the Players Championships earning the grand sum of fuckall. Meanwhile Chizzy about 5k outside the places took advantage and claimed the last Matchplay spot. 

 

Now while Chizzy will probably do fuckall in the Matchplay  he is assured of a first round loser lump sum of 12.5k, a wedge that vile gurney won't be pocketing.Not only did he blow a 16k lead, job both days in the last two players championships, he rounded it off on Friday night with a first round defeat in the euro tour to Maik Kuivenhoven averaging just 85, losing to a player 46 places below him in th Order of Merit. A fitting way to compound his rightfully deserved Knob of the Week.

 

The other main news was Gabriel Clemens winning his first ranking title in the PDC, Since the hun fucker won his tour card back in 2018,  he has never missed a players championship. He has played 253 players championships  without missing a single one, so in a way it was about time, however that said, at least he turns up and is not a lazy bastard like Littler, Price, Ando, Aspinall and so many others. In fact in you count all events, from PC's, euro tours Majors etc he has played in 371 senior PDC events, and whilst one scabby title in a depleted field seems a poor return, I will give him credit for his persistence and lack of laziness.

 

Other than that, with a shit load of work, scorching weather, I know little else of darts this week, but gurney was a standout winner for Knob of the Week

 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

With only 2 Players championships left before the cut off for the Matchplay Knob of the Week goes to Mike de Decker as the  highest ranking player who wont qualify. He lies 28k outside the Matchplay and although 30k on offer in the players champs, he would need to win both and hope for a number of other miracles. The reality is, he has been piss poor on the floor, even in depleted fields, along with countless other so called top players who failed to take advantage of said depleted fields.

I know he won the Grand Prix in 2024, and you can only beat what is in front of you, but  he did take advantage of poor performances by others, including Luke Humpries in the final. Outside of Heta in round one, the highest average he faced was 91.26  by Wade in the quarters, and whilst I was glad to see him win, it always felt it was going to be the pinnacle of his career, and nothing since alters that opinion.

He is not the only so called top player or former top player going to miss out, Bellyboy and Pocket money Pete the clown missing out. Chizzy the world #27 is 5200 quid outside, and has a chance. That said I won't miss Headshaker, Pikachu and Babbling Babs van den Bergh either.

 

As for money being defended I cannot see MvG defending his runner up spot of 100k which could see him drop out of the world top 4, which could be a good thing if it means Twat Porter change the PL for next year. I cannot see Wade defend his semi final spot and 50k. Bellyboy was defending 50k and is already down to world #33, and will drop even further. Luckily for Peter Wright he only defends £10k . Babs defends £30k and he should be well outside the top 45 when the Matchplay begins. The only plus for De Decker was he was not defending anything.

 

As for the odd Humphries at 5.5/1 looks a great bet 

 

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 This week a video emerged of Krusty Peter Wright memorabilia going on sale, with his trophies, the guy doing the video saying Peter Wright must be skint. Regardless of whether you like the simpleton cunt or not, he won those trophies, and they are his to sell....but wait, that salad dodging oxygen thief he has the misfortune to be married to then tweeted out they are not for sale, they belong to her kids. This fat cunt thinks she hauled her carcass up on the oche and won them and they are hers, then this is the same gold digging cow that pockets Peter Wrights money, then stalks him everywhere and even give her husband pocket money while she pockets his money and for that the blame lies with the simp cuckold spastic for allowing it to happen. Imagine being married to her is horrific enough, but allowing her take your money, never give you a minute to yourself, and then think she is a good wife because she gives you pocket money out of your own fucking winnings, Peter Wright is a fucking moron.

How long before he takes the trophies down from auction, claim it was a joke ? What a pathetic cunt 

 

 I saw little darts or news this week but a video popped up on my you tube this week where the short squat prick Josh Rock was running his dicklicker about having to perform and how he always seems to perform cos he has bottle.I would love to know what this deluded little fat fuck bases this on, is it the ranking Majors he won ? Oh wait, he has never won a single one. Maybe its all those finals of ranking majors he reached...oh wait, has never reached one of them either, then to rub salt in the wound he jobs out showing zero bottle to the Canadian player with as much charisma as a plate of piss left in the sun  Jim Long.

Another week of darts in the PDC and what do we get, another non ranking invitational bullshit event , where we see both Lukes and competing , after fucking months of seeing them , Price and the grotesque obese sack of human shit Bunting play each other whilst comms try hype the match ups like they are something special. Comms tried hype the Final from MSG of the two Lukes like it was something special, as if we have not seen them in a tv non ranking match ever in history, I could not be arsed to watch it after getting home from the pub, so decided to take a look at Modus Match fixing Series  and Thursdays night thumbnail  had Pinocchio  Fallon Sheerluck  in the thumbnail and I automatically thought the over rated munter must have picked up some results against jobbers, and lo and behold she lost every single game she played. Friday nights thumbnail has her in it as well, and imagine my surprise when it turned out she failed yet again and failed to get out of a group where 3 of the 5 jobbers would qualify, so it begs the question, outside of woke tokenism, why was the wench in the thumbnail ? 

My interest in general with darts has never been at an all time low  as it is now, I cannot wait for the Matchplay and the business end of the year starts to begin, keep your Premier League, World Series, World Cup and all the non ranking shit, not only are they meaningless, but makes the games between the elite players less mouth watering since we see them constantly in utter non ranking shit.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

As most know I do not give two shiny shits about Twat Porters non ranking glorified year roadshow exbo, and was happy Wade was not selected so i had zero reason to watch it, however Wade cared and whined and bitched, and regardless of whether you agree, the likes of that grotesque scouse mountain of shit Bunting was move deserving than Wade is a different argument, what was true was if Wade was in the top 4 , then he would have been in. Although he is currently world #6 he was less than 50k outside the world top 4  in the previous week, and rather than take advantage of the depleted fields in the Players championships, the lazy cunt gave then a skip, you would think he would be using them to close the gap on the positions above him. Then the lazy bastard skipped the euro tour and could be out of the Europeans Championships places by Sunday.

 Now factor in he defends 50k in the Matchplay as a semi finalist,  a feat he won't likely achieve this year, you would think in order to compensate for the money to come off his rankings, those  Players Championships and Euro tours he skipped would be more a necessity .

 

On the topic of depleted fields in the Players championships and other top players skipping events, I understand the blob Littler giving them a skip, no one is catching him, Humphries likewise, he is well clear in second place, believe Aspinall has some physical issues, but the likes of Wade and Ando are lazy bastards.

 

I hate saying it but the Match fixing cunt is cleaning up in the PC's in the depleted fields, even De Graaf and the Honey monster have won a PC this year, yet that visually repulsive cunt Bunting has not won a single PC, nor has Rock either yet these 2 pricks who got undeservedly picked for the PL, cannot win a single PC in depleted fields.

 

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Another week, and another non ranking  comp, It is like there is no end to this shit. The only positives I can say about the World Cup is at least we see some of the lesser known players from around the world, but the format is a complete joke, if you are going to have seeds, then they all should get a bye, if not, then put all seeds in the first round. Lets face it, England are not going to lose is a best of 15, but at least in a best of 7 legs, it might garner some more interest. I watched some of the early Thursday night session, and I believe rod Studd is possibly as big a fucking cunt as Stuart Pyke, putting aside Studd and Pyke are fucking shit at their job, Studd is a condescending prick, in some game on Thursday he spoke to John Part like a total prick With Studd, Pyke, and Thunder Thighs turner who is absolute dogshit giving advice, on players who on their worst day, averaged higher than she ever achieved in her pathetic excuse of a career, hired to tick boxes. When Wayne Mardle, who is a prick in real life and with an ego as big as Stephen Cunting is not in the top 3 worst commentators is hows how bad things are. I remember when commentary was as good as the darts, Bristow was priceless, Lanning superb, even Waddell like him or hate was different, its so bad these the dreary plumber Mark Webster seems good in comparison to Studd, Pyke, Mardle, turner etc. These days I try look for streams with some other language, as you still get the same atmosphere, but spared listening to the shit we get on sky sports.

Studd also seemed to be constantly having snide digs at Mansell for now representing the Republic, of Ireland harping on about switching countries, claiming it to be controversial, and it might be a valid point if the same prick did nor rim the hole of Paul Lim, a guy that has played International darts for FOUR different countries, seems he has no problem with the pensioner doing it., though to be fair to Lim and all the Singapore, Chinese and southeast Asian players they do play well considering they only open their eyes about 15%

 

On the plus side, the draw for today (Saturdays) action is perfect, since I won't be around on a Saturday night stuck in watching non ranking shit , I luckily get to miss seeing the 2 Northern Ireland cunts, the boring one sided England game, and spared looking at the vile hunchback MvG.

 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week saw yet another meaningless non ranking exbo with the World Series, and if that's not bad enough we also have the World Cup coming the week after, yet another non ranking televised  exbo. This weekends Nordic exbo means nothing, but stayed in tonight and had this on in the background, and the reason this fat disgusting visually repulsive , scouse liar and overall absolute cunt gets Knob of the Week was for  all his guff about retaining his title, as if it meant anything, and secondly the manner in which he lost.. Cunting missed 25 doubles, and lost to a player who is complete dog shit and would barely survive modus.. The fat fuck missed 7 match darts, and left the competition without a whimper.Heading to 13 years this rubber faced obese prick has been sickening me in the PDC and not a single ranking TV final to his name, not one, but his fat arse gets invited unjustly to World Series, Premier Leagues etc.

 

Yet Wade, the 4th most successful player in the history of the PDC gets dismissed, tonight he got his first World Series match in 4 years, and then he drew the highest ranked and arguably best player of the qualifiers, and his reward for winning is a Match with Littler.. In fact Wade is in the last 4 and the 3 other players in his section are the top 3 in the world.Not sure how that seems right, but then I don't have the desire to find out why either, cos these events bore me in general.

 

On the topic of the top players meeting, having them meet week in week out for the Premier League, and now World Series shit, lessens the value of these match ups, for what, non ranking meaningless events. Is a battle between Humphries and Littler in lets say a Matchplay semi final as mouth watering after seeing them week in week out in non ranking shit, for me no, its still a great tie in a major, but has lost some of its appeal.

As for the PC's I find the Players championships vastly greater than the Premier League, not solely because the PC's are ranking, but we get variety, new faces, players playing for their careers. A pay out of 15k  can be enormous to some players, why the fuck do I care if the  fat short squat  cunt and millionaire Littler got 250k non ranking money for winning an exhibition for friends of Twat Porter. Even though the format will change next year, it has too as they cannot flog this shit over and over even the morons will cop on eventually, its still goes on too long, and I understand the PDC, taking coin of pissed up cunts in fancy dress who care more about singing stupid chants, and chucking piss at each other instead of the game,but why should anyone care about exbos?  I remember last year Barney missing players championships as he was booked in some exbo, where he was gonna make more money. I can understand Barney doing what he did for the money, but as a fan, why would I care how much non ranking he earns, I only concern myself with ranking darts. when I watch football I don't care about friendlies, even if its a full stadium with players get big pay days.

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

This weeks walking crippled medical disaster and Holland's version of Mervyn King spoke about Gerwyn Price skipping events, and pulling out of some at the last minute. I have seen people agree with him, some others saying Price can withdraw from whatever he likes. Regardless of whether you agree with him, my issue is the speed jobber chose to have a go at Price, but when MVG did it for years, he had no issue about it. I am sick of dutch pricks players and fans defending players simply because their dutch, you only have to look how how many dutch cunts defended the mentally ill man Noah, raping the women's game. 

The speed jobber said how things worked out well for goldfish mouth Christian Kist, seems he was happy for him...oh wait, of course he would be, Kist is another dutch cunt, what a coincidence. If you are going to call out a player for his actions, you cannot change your stance or ignore when a person from the same country does it. Remember the speed jobber recently complained about Price losing weight and getting fit, seems he has an issue with Price. Vinny giving health advice...let that sink in. But has been quiet since Hunchback MvG has lost a shit load of weight...oh wait MvG is Dutch

 In fact every week he moans about something and the only time he praised someone was Van Veen and his rise, who is ..that's right Dutch. He complained last year about people raving about Littler and not to put feathers in his ass whilst he rimmed dutch players.

THE NON RANKING GLORIFIED ROADSHOW FOR TWAT PORTERS CLIQUE

 

Thankfully this shit is over till next year, and mark my words the format will be changed, there is no way the PDC can trot this out again next year,. I did not even watch finals night, not even the highlights, was out drinking instead, I hope as a Wade fan he is left out next year, and Price who I like gives it a skip, making it just as easy to skip it again next year. 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

Is there a more deluded self centered , odious prick in the top 32 of the PDC than Stephen Bunting. Here is a scouse git despite being sickening visually repulsive , he is a proven liar, who called himself the peoples champion then publicly lied about saying it when he got criticism. He has been selected unjustly for Twat Porter non ranking invitational gloried roadshow on more than one occasion, and yesterday in a night where every single match was a dead rubber in an already meaningless competition, he won it and then proceeded to state winning a night of dead rubbers was justification for his selection.

 

He failed to make the play offs, again, so how is repetitive failures to make the final night anything else but failure. Then I expect nothing else from the likes of Twat Porter and his agenda driven hype, to brainwash the majority of dart fans who are thick as pig shit. Remember Bunting has not only ever in over a dozen years in the PDC won a ranking major, in fact he has never even reached the final of one, yet players who have done far more in the PDC and won actual ranking majors have been excluded.

 

Twat Porter this week and the PDC put out a video with the sick cornholer Huw Ware speaking to some other faggot about rainbow laces or some other nonsense, not that I would watch that shit with 2 sick deviants. Even if you have no issue with Men who allow other sick men to fuck them in the ass, what has the person's sexuality got to with darts.? I am sick of being told in 2026 that people proud to be cornholers are brave, they are attention seeking sick fucks, and if they want to practice sodomy in their private life, what the fuck has it got with throwing darts? I am sick of Twat Porter and Sky TV hiring people like Laura turner for example, not because she had experience at the top end of the game but solely based on gender to tick boxes, promoting faggots, mouthing off about equality and fairness, when ignoring worthy players for the PL in order to placate members of his clique.

 

People are starting to be sick of this pandering, not just in darts, this week in football ITV dropped Eni Aluko, a person hired solely to tick boxes, hired solely for being a black women and forced upon the audience, who was completely ignorant, and out of her depth, and now she was rightfully dropped for being shit at a job she never deserved in the first place. I am sure by the time you read this the race card will have been played by her, as victim mentality if rife with people hired to tick boxes when they are shown to have been unworthy of the job they got in the first place.No one  has a bigger victim mentality complex more than a scouser, and should Bunting finally be omitted from next years Glorified roadshow, he will have a cry. despite his multiple failures. How many years can a player go without a single ranking tv final and be constantly selected for the Premier League, as it stands Bunting is crashing towards 13 years. Yet the fourth most successful player in the entire history of the PDC in James Wade is constantly overlooked despite last year reaching the final of the Matchplay and UK open, only losing to Littler, like everyone else has. Noppert, Cross, De Decker all won TV titles and were ignored in recent years, how long can Bunting continue be promoted, given favoritism, undeserved PL chances without ever winning a thing of note ? As for the bullshit line the Premier League is the best 8 players in the world is a lie.

 

Wade for example is a better player than Bunting, the rankings  alone prove that, his titles prove that.. You could argue the match fixing cunt Nijman is a better player currently than Bunting, along with a slew of others. In fact in the current yearly ranking money, Bunting is not even in the top 16