KNOB OF THE WEEK
Been a quiet week, and would have wished Mardle was as quiet, this cunt is torture to my ears. Listening to this prick rabbit on about what it takes to win Majors is incredible considering the useless cunt never won a single major in his entire miserable existence. I know some people will defend this prick and claim "he got to semi finals of majors", so fucking what? So did Denis Ovens. So this week in a change to the usual gonna post some old tweets and things of Mardle. Like the time Wade swore on the oche and the audio never picked it up, and Mardle ratted him out and got Wade a fine. When Simon Whitlock suffered countless bounce outs and complained about the PDC boards and was quickly shut down by the PDC, Shitlock started using rougher points, and here is what Mardle wrote
If you think Spineless being in the top 5 of all time was insane, remember who he thought was the greatest rivalry in darts
Of course if you ask him anything or hurt his precious feelings he will block you, look at how many he had blocked back in 2022
Delusional cunt
PDC MATCHPLAY
ROUND 1
SESSION 1 : This was a dour night, where we saw saw 3 fat vile horrible cunts win.Josh Cock dumped of Woodlouse, Stephen Cunting won after narcolepsy inducing prick Zonneveld shat himself. Luke far from Little then dumped out Springer, by the time Cullen took on Stutters I was bored senseless.
SESSION2 : This was a vast improvement. Dirk winning a fantastic game over Dobey, the first seed to fall.Gando was superb in destroying Joyce, and loved how he took some jabs on social media at the rat bastard and ignorant fuck Mardle. Gilding missed crucial chances against Hunchback and paid the price, and Clayton's superb performance against Cabbage Heta set up a mouth watering game against Gando.
SESSION 3 : Magpie like so many players this week were out of their depth. their ranking boosted by picking up money in depleted players championships, would Nijman the match fixing prick have won so many floor comps if the fields contained littler, Humphries, etc? Of course not. Searle was solid dumping out Magpie, and Wade started well but could afford to cruise home as Fattimena shat himself leg after leg. Van Veen beat the Polak Ratajski in a game I found boring. I turned it off after that, I was in no mood to watch the Match fixing cunt beat Chizzy.
SESSION 4 : Smudger beat Doets in a decent enough game. Then we had Schindler, who like Zonneveld and Fattimena is a total euro jobber choking cunt, and allowed Price come back and get a win in a tie breaker. Then we got comms basically jizzing themselves cos a mentally unstable ginger jock took advantage of a piss poor Humphries. Luke did start to play late in the game, but Menzies deservedly held on, and fuck Humphries, who has been missing ranking euro Tours and PC's to play exbos, he paid the price. Was happy for Cross who battered Noppert. Cross is another of those players like Wade, who does not get the respect he deserves, a former multiple major winner, no friend of Twat Porter and like so many others not in the clique, whilst the visually repulsive Cunting gets more preferential treatment.
ROUND 2 : SESSION 1 : Clayton and Ando was an enjoyable game, where I did not care what the averages were and the next game saw Dirk almost blow a lead against MvG before finally seeing the bald hunchback cunt off. Its now 4 years since he won a ranking major, and people like Mardle and so many other "experts" once claimed MvG was better than Phil Taylor. That mental illness spewed should never be forgotten and will point it out to the sheep who actually bought that bullshit. MvG is now out of the World top 4, and down to world #6 after the defeat. Watch Twat Porter change the PL criteria with MvG outside the top 4 and Wade heading towards the automatic spot.....bookmark this. Stutters Aspinall had a chance to go in at the break 5-5 with the kebab guzzling fat cunt Littler, despite Littler opening with a 9 darter, and missing double 15 for a second one. Asp is like a coked up asbo chav bouncing around, but to his credit hung in for 7-7 despite Littler who is almost as wide as he is tall and looks like rollerball ran out the winner. It was now well after 10pm and a lot cooler outside and took my dogs for a walk rather than watch Cunting and Cock waddle about on the oche. That's the problem when 2 fat cunts I hate play each other, on the plus side one is going out, but sadly the other goes through, Cunting lost and had the lowest average in the second round for 21 years whilst Josh Cock wept like a faggot.
SESSION : 2 I expected Cammy to job after his fluke win, but instead when he led 2-1 pointed at his ear, left the stage and we were told he was out, so they rushed the battle of Van Veen and the match fixing prick forward. Van Veen hitting that 148 to make it 11-11 was superb, and seeing the match fixing prick go out will always be a beautiful thing. Cross started well going 3-2 up on Price, before collapsing as Price won 9 of the next 11 legs. Wade could have been 5-0, and at the break was 5-5, and even led 8-5 before a 143 from Wade to break kept him in the lead and he managed to see it out, and was surprised the average for Wade was nearly 100, it seemed far worse.
QUARTER FINALS: When I got home Thursday, and was a week without a pint I fancied going on the ran-tan, so I was delighted Dirk and Ando was first up and watched this, before concentrating on drinking, ignoring the Littler and Rock game, since this whole comp feels like its all about who gets the privilege to lose to the little fat cunt in the final. Friday saw Price against Smith first up, and this was the opposite of Rock and Bunting where I despise both, since I like both Smudger and Price and was conflicted who I wanted to win. When Smudger won 4 on the trot for 12-12 I thought it would be a good finish, but Price sprinted home with 4 on the trot.. I also like Van Veen and Wade and was surprised how Van Veen who is the World #3 due mostly to his Ally Pally run was considered the underdog against Wade. The Dutch lad went in at first break 3-2 despite Wade having darts to win 2 legs he ended up losing both, and Van Veen broke to lead 6-4 at the break yet only averaging 86 in a piss poor game and the comms who rimmed Wade suddenly were reversing and predicting Van Veen. "quelle surprise". When Van Veen took out 160 it was looking all over for Wade who had his chances, and was 11-7 down. It was total shit, but then the game came alive as Wade won 4 on the trot for 11 -11, and they traded breaks but when Van Veen broke for 15-13, it was all but over. It was a decent end to an otherwise dog shit game. I hope Price beats Van Veen, as I think Price is the best player left to give the kebab guzzler a game in the final.
Dirk was 150/1 at the start of the month, and whilst he wont win it, it does show how absolutely retarded the bookies were to only offer 40/1 on Bunting. It's like the bookies are completely brainwashed in to believing the visually disgusting and repulsive Bunting is a top player
