KNOB OF THE WEEK

Been a quiet week, and would have wished Mardle was as quiet, this cunt is torture to my ears. Listening to this prick rabbit on  about what it takes to win Majors is incredible considering the useless cunt never won a single major in his entire miserable existence. I know some people will defend this prick and claim "he got to semi finals of majors", so fucking what? So did Denis Ovens. So this week in a change to the usual gonna post some old tweets and things of Mardle.  Like the time Wade swore on the oche and the audio never picked it up, and Mardle ratted him out and got Wade a fine. When Simon Whitlock suffered countless bounce outs and complained about the PDC boards and was quickly shut down by the PDC, Shitlock started using rougher points, and here is what Mardle wrote

When he was asked about Spineless the Liar

If you think Spineless being in the top 5 of all time was insane, remember who he thought was the greatest rivalry in darts

 Of course if you ask him anything or hurt his precious feelings he will block you, look at how many he had blocked back in 2022

This prick then had the audacity years ago to charge £200 sterling an hour for coaching. He genuinely believes he was one of the best players in the PDC, , despite having a trophy cabinet with nothing inside it except dust....and not just one of the best, but one of the best for a decade.

 

  Delusional cunt

 

PDC MATCHPLAY

ROUND 1

SESSION 1 : This was a dour night, where we saw saw 3 fat vile horrible cunts win.Josh Cock dumped of Woodlouse, Stephen Cunting won after narcolepsy inducing prick Zonneveld shat himself. Luke far from Little then dumped out Springer, by the time Cullen took on Stutters I was bored senseless.

SESSION2 : This was a vast improvement. Dirk winning a fantastic game over Dobey, the first seed to fall.Gando was superb in destroying Joyce, and loved how he took some jabs on social media at the rat bastard and ignorant fuck Mardle. Gilding missed crucial chances against Hunchback and paid the price, and Clayton's superb performance against Cabbage Heta set up a mouth watering game against Gando. 

SESSION 3 : Magpie like so many players this week were out of their depth. their ranking boosted by picking up money in depleted players championships, would Nijman the match fixing prick have won so many floor comps if the fields contained littler, Humphries, etc? Of course not. Searle was solid dumping out Magpie, and Wade started well but could afford to cruise home as Fattimena shat himself leg after leg. Van Veen beat the Polak Ratajski in a game I found boring. I turned it off after that, I was in no mood to watch the Match fixing cunt beat Chizzy.

SESSION 4 : Smudger beat Doets in a decent enough game.  Then we had Schindler, who like Zonneveld and Fattimena is a total euro jobber choking cunt, and allowed Price  come back and get a win in a tie breaker. Then we got comms basically jizzing themselves cos a mentally unstable ginger jock took advantage of a piss poor Humphries. Luke did start to play late in the game, but Menzies deservedly held on, and fuck Humphries, who has been missing ranking euro Tours and PC's to play exbos, he paid the price. Was happy for Cross who battered Noppert. Cross is another of those players like Wade, who does not get the respect he deserves, a former multiple major winner, no friend of Twat Porter and like so many others not in the clique, whilst the visually repulsive Cunting gets more preferential treatment.

 

ROUND 2 : SESSION 1 : Clayton and Ando was an enjoyable game, where I did not care what the averages were and the next game saw Dirk almost blow a lead against MvG before finally seeing the bald hunchback cunt off. Its now 4 years since he won a ranking major, and people like Mardle and so many other  "experts" once claimed MvG was better than Phil Taylor. That mental illness spewed should never be forgotten and will point it out to the sheep who actually bought that bullshit. MvG is now out of the World top 4, and down to world #6 after the defeat. Watch Twat Porter change the PL criteria with MvG outside the top 4 and Wade heading towards the automatic spot.....bookmark this. Stutters Aspinall had a chance to go in at the break 5-5 with the kebab guzzling fat cunt Littler, despite Littler opening with a 9 darter, and missing double 15 for a second one. Asp is like a coked up asbo chav bouncing around, but to his credit hung in for 7-7 despite Littler who is almost as wide as he is tall and looks like rollerball ran out the winner. It was now well after 10pm and a lot cooler outside and took my dogs for a walk rather than watch Cunting and Cock waddle about on the oche. That's the problem when 2 fat cunts I hate play each other, on the plus side one is going out, but sadly the other goes through, Cunting lost and had the lowest average in the second round for 21 years whilst Josh Cock wept like a faggot.

SESSION : 2  I expected Cammy to job after his fluke win, but instead when he led 2-1 pointed at his ear, left the stage and we were told he was out, so they rushed the battle of Van Veen and the match fixing prick forward. Van Veen hitting that 148 to make it 11-11 was superb, and seeing the match fixing prick go out will always be a beautiful thing. Cross started well going 3-2 up on Price, before collapsing as Price won 9 of the next 11 legs. Wade could have been 5-0, and at the break was 5-5, and even led 8-5 before a 143 from Wade to break kept him in the lead and he managed to see it out, and was surprised the average for Wade was nearly 100, it seemed far worse.

QUARTER FINALS: When I got home Thursday, and was a week without a pint I fancied going on the ran-tan, so I was delighted Dirk and Ando was first up and watched this, before concentrating on drinking, ignoring the Littler and Rock game, since this whole comp feels like its all about who gets the privilege to lose to the little fat cunt in the final. Friday saw Price against Smith first up, and this was the opposite of Rock and Bunting where I despise both, since I like both Smudger and Price and was conflicted who I wanted to win. When Smudger won 4 on the trot for 12-12 I thought it would be a good finish, but Price sprinted home with 4 on the trot.. I also like Van Veen and Wade and was surprised how Van Veen who is the World #3 due mostly to his Ally Pally run was considered the underdog against Wade. The Dutch lad went in at first break 3-2 despite Wade having darts to win 2 legs he ended up losing both, and Van Veen broke to lead 6-4 at the break yet only averaging 86 in a piss poor game and the comms who rimmed Wade suddenly were reversing and predicting Van Veen. "quelle surprise". When Van Veen took out 160 it was looking all over for Wade who had his chances, and was 11-7 down. It was total shit, but then the game came alive as Wade won 4 on the trot for 11 -11, and they traded breaks but when Van Veen broke for 15-13, it was all but over. It was a decent end to an otherwise dog shit game. I hope Price beats Van Veen, as I think Price is the best player left to give the kebab guzzler a game in the final.

 

Dirk was 150/1 at the start of the month, and whilst he wont win it, it does show how absolutely retarded the bookies were to only offer 40/1 on Bunting.  It's like the bookies are completely brainwashed in to believing the visually disgusting and repulsive Bunting is a top player 

 

 

 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Imagine being a darts fan, having already bought tickets, booked hotels, arranged travel, some of those people traveling from outside of England only to be told by this Twat Porter the Sunday evening session might be cancelled because of a fucking football match.

The Matchplay and the World Cup dates were always known, was it because Twat Porter was one of the few Englishmen who knew the English football side were vastly over rated, and he was surprised England got as far as they did ?.

Thank fuck Argentina beat them, firstly because I care more about Darts than International football. Secondly the whining , crying and bitching by a minority of English pricks, and the bulk of the British media is why the rest of the World wanted England to lose. I do feel sorry for the genuine English fans but this notion of its coming home is fucking nauseating, , I am in my 50s and an old cunt, and in all my time on this planet, England have never won a world Cup or even a European Championships and act like they are world leaders in football, and as for the English Premier League, its top players are mostly non English.Some assholes are crying for Argentina to be thrown out, why? so the English can be left back in ? If you think they are despised globally now, could you imagine how much more people would hate them crying over a banner. 

So now the Matchplay can progress as normal, which is what I wanted more. Since the World Championships ended back in the first week of January over 6 months ago, all we got in that time in terms of a televised ranking Major, was a weekend of 3 days for the UK Open, yet later in the year we can get up to 3 premier events in a month. The calendar seriously needs reorganising. Months of the meaningless non ranking glorified Premier League is a waste,the format and repetitive nature so bad, that games between the elite players have lost some of their appeal after constantly meeting in the glorified roadshow.

After been in the pub for around 18 of the last 20 nights, with the fantastic weather, world Cup,, and other sporting events like the GAA, Wimbledon, the Matchplay will be the perfect reason to stay in and detox. The first round draw was not the best, however with so many games looking predictable, it should lead to some class match ups in the second round. Looking at the rankings, Wade who lost 50k final money still moved up the rankings as MvG has dropped 2 places to World #6. Bellyboy who failed to qualify is down to #35, and should Magpie or Zonneveld win a game at the Matchplay, they will overtake him. Last weeks Knob of the Week winner Gurney is down to #29

Last weekend Luke Humphries gave the Euro Tour a skip, and not sure what excuse he gave, as I have seen players bitch and moan about travel. Last Sunday night as Ratajski was winning the Euro Tour, Humphries was in Cork, doing an exbo only about 2 miles from me. I obviously would not go to a non ranking exbo,  Humphries was joined by Fatpot Lewis, Pinnochio, Shitlock, Thornton and Hendo, what stood out for me was the event was sold out immediately, over 5,000 people attending a poxy non ranking exbo. I guess it only proves the point of why there is a demand for a Euro Tour in Ireland. I presume Humphries skipped Germany in the Euro Tour to come to Cork for a better pay day, like Littler who went to the USA.Therein lies the main problem with the PDC, you have so many players skipping Players Champs, Euro Tours citing travel is too much but are assured of bigger money doing exbos.

 

I saw an article discussing Luke Littler and the 5 other main English players who will make an impact at the Matchplay, and they had Bunting, , Gilding among them, but somehow left out Wade, who has reached more finals than all the others combined, and has even won the event before, and was a finalist last year. I am sick to the fucking teeth of the sucking up to that grotesque visually repulsive obese cunt being rimmed by the media. A dozen years without a single ranking PDC final, let alone winning a ranking major.

Then there is speed jobber Vinny, who this week was right in calling out the fat cunt Manley who is head of the PDPA who rape the players, taking a percentage of all their income whilst never seeming to give an actual shit about the players. Vinny is right, Manley and the PDPA should have spoken out, but as we all know they won't do a fucking thing except fleece the very players they are supposed to represent.

 

Elsewhere the WDF Masters is on, and would sooner eat my own shit than watch that. I did go on darts connect to see the atrocious averages, and the PDC affiliated CDC which was also on tonight was a higher standard. Regardless, they are all roughly Modus Match fixing Series standard and who is going to be interested in that crap on the eve of the Matchplay. I presume the WDF crap had its usual production problems to go along with the shit players and averages, but to hold it in Las Vegas was utter insanity, then insane decisions is a trait of the WDF and its affiliated former org, the BDO.

 

 

 

 

   

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 One month ago this repugnant, miserable cunt, the Northern Ireland version of hypochondriac miserable cunt Speed jobber Vinnie was almost 16k inside the the top 16 of the pro tour race, and even last monday was about 6k in the Matchplay spots. He then managed to job first round on both Monday and tuesday in the Players Championships earning the grand sum of fuckall. Meanwhile Chizzy about 5k outside the places took advantage and claimed the last Matchplay spot. 

 

Now while Chizzy will probably do fuckall in the Matchplay  he is assured of a first round loser lump sum of 12.5k, a wedge that vile gurney won't be pocketing.Not only did he blow a 16k lead, job both days in the last two players championships, he rounded it off on Friday night with a first round defeat in the euro tour to Maik Kuivenhoven averaging just 85, losing to a player 46 places below him in th Order of Merit. A fitting way to compound his rightfully deserved Knob of the Week.

 

The other main news was Gabriel Clemens winning his first ranking title in the PDC, Since the hun fucker won his tour card back in 2018,  he has never missed a players championship. He has played 253 players championships  without missing a single one, so in a way it was about time, however that said, at least he turns up and is not a lazy bastard like Littler, Price, Ando, Aspinall and so many others. In fact in you count all events, from PC's, euro tours Majors etc he has played in 371 senior PDC events, and whilst one scabby title in a depleted field seems a poor return, I will give him credit for his persistence and lack of laziness.

 

Other than that, with a shit load of work, scorching weather, I know little else of darts this week, but gurney was a standout winner for Knob of the Week

 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

With only 2 Players championships left before the cut off for the Matchplay Knob of the Week goes to Mike de Decker as the  highest ranking player who wont qualify. He lies 28k outside the Matchplay and although 30k on offer in the players champs, he would need to win both and hope for a number of other miracles. The reality is, he has been piss poor on the floor, even in depleted fields, along with countless other so called top players who failed to take advantage of said depleted fields.

I know he won the Grand Prix in 2024, and you can only beat what is in front of you, but  he did take advantage of poor performances by others, including Luke Humpries in the final. Outside of Heta in round one, the highest average he faced was 91.26  by Wade in the quarters, and whilst I was glad to see him win, it always felt it was going to be the pinnacle of his career, and nothing since alters that opinion.

He is not the only so called top player or former top player going to miss out, Bellyboy and Pocket money Pete the clown missing out. Chizzy the world #27 is 5200 quid outside, and has a chance. That said I won't miss Headshaker, Pikachu and Babbling Babs van den Bergh either.

 

As for money being defended I cannot see MvG defending his runner up spot of 100k which could see him drop out of the world top 4, which could be a good thing if it means Twat Porter change the PL for next year. I cannot see Wade defend his semi final spot and 50k. Bellyboy was defending 50k and is already down to world #33, and will drop even further. Luckily for Peter Wright he only defends £10k . Babs defends £30k and he should be well outside the top 45 when the Matchplay begins. The only plus for De Decker was he was not defending anything.

 

As for the odd Humphries at 5.5/1 looks a great bet 

 

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 This week a video emerged of Krusty Peter Wright memorabilia going on sale, with his trophies, the guy doing the video saying Peter Wright must be skint. Regardless of whether you like the simpleton cunt or not, he won those trophies, and they are his to sell....but wait, that salad dodging oxygen thief he has the misfortune to be married to then tweeted out they are not for sale, they belong to her kids. This fat cunt thinks she hauled her carcass up on the oche and won them and they are hers, then this is the same gold digging cow that pockets Peter Wrights money, then stalks him everywhere and even give her husband pocket money while she pockets his money and for that the blame lies with the simp cuckold spastic for allowing it to happen. Imagine being married to her is horrific enough, but allowing her take your money, never give you a minute to yourself, and then think she is a good wife because she gives you pocket money out of your own fucking winnings, Peter Wright is a fucking moron.

How long before he takes the trophies down from auction, claim it was a joke ? What a pathetic cunt 

 

 I saw little darts or news this week but a video popped up on my you tube this week where the short squat prick Josh Rock was running his dicklicker about having to perform and how he always seems to perform cos he has bottle.I would love to know what this deluded little fat fuck bases this on, is it the ranking Majors he won ? Oh wait, he has never won a single one. Maybe its all those finals of ranking majors he reached...oh wait, has never reached one of them either, then to rub salt in the wound he jobs out showing zero bottle to the Canadian player with as much charisma as a plate of piss left in the sun  Jim Long.

Another week of darts in the PDC and what do we get, another non ranking invitational bullshit event , where we see both Lukes and competing , after fucking months of seeing them , Price and the grotesque obese sack of human shit Bunting play each other whilst comms try hype the match ups like they are something special. Comms tried hype the Final from MSG of the two Lukes like it was something special, as if we have not seen them in a tv non ranking match ever in history, I could not be arsed to watch it after getting home from the pub, so decided to take a look at Modus Match fixing Series  and Thursdays night thumbnail  had Pinocchio  Fallon Sheerluck  in the thumbnail and I automatically thought the over rated munter must have picked up some results against jobbers, and lo and behold she lost every single game she played. Friday nights thumbnail has her in it as well, and imagine my surprise when it turned out she failed yet again and failed to get out of a group where 3 of the 5 jobbers would qualify, so it begs the question, outside of woke tokenism, why was the wench in the thumbnail ? 

My interest in general with darts has never been at an all time low  as it is now, I cannot wait for the Matchplay and the business end of the year starts to begin, keep your Premier League, World Series, World Cup and all the non ranking shit, not only are they meaningless, but makes the games between the elite players less mouth watering since we see them constantly in utter non ranking shit.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

As most know I do not give two shiny shits about Twat Porters non ranking glorified year roadshow exbo, and was happy Wade was not selected so i had zero reason to watch it, however Wade cared and whined and bitched, and regardless of whether you agree, the likes of that grotesque scouse mountain of shit Bunting was move deserving than Wade is a different argument, what was true was if Wade was in the top 4 , then he would have been in. Although he is currently world #6 he was less than 50k outside the world top 4  in the previous week, and rather than take advantage of the depleted fields in the Players championships, the lazy cunt gave then a skip, you would think he would be using them to close the gap on the positions above him. Then the lazy bastard skipped the euro tour and could be out of the Europeans Championships places by Sunday.

 Now factor in he defends 50k in the Matchplay as a semi finalist,  a feat he won't likely achieve this year, you would think in order to compensate for the money to come off his rankings, those  Players Championships and Euro tours he skipped would be more a necessity .

 

On the topic of depleted fields in the Players championships and other top players skipping events, I understand the blob Littler giving them a skip, no one is catching him, Humphries likewise, he is well clear in second place, believe Aspinall has some physical issues, but the likes of Wade and Ando are lazy bastards.

 

I hate saying it but the Match fixing cunt is cleaning up in the PC's in the depleted fields, even De Graaf and the Honey monster have won a PC this year, yet that visually repulsive cunt Bunting has not won a single PC, nor has Rock either yet these 2 pricks who got undeservedly picked for the PL, cannot win a single PC in depleted fields.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Another week, and another non ranking  comp, It is like there is no end to this shit. The only positives I can say about the World Cup is at least we see some of the lesser known players from around the world, but the format is a complete joke, if you are going to have seeds, then they all should get a bye, if not, then put all seeds in the first round. Lets face it, England are not going to lose is a best of 15, but at least in a best of 7 legs, it might garner some more interest. I watched some of the early Thursday night session, and I believe rod Studd is possibly as big a fucking cunt as Stuart Pyke, putting aside Studd and Pyke are fucking shit at their job, Studd is a condescending prick, in some game on Thursday he spoke to John Part like a total prick With Studd, Pyke, and Thunder Thighs turner who is absolute dogshit giving advice, on players who on their worst day, averaged higher than she ever achieved in her pathetic excuse of a career, hired to tick boxes. When Wayne Mardle, who is a prick in real life and with an ego as big as Stephen Cunting is not in the top 3 worst commentators is hows how bad things are. I remember when commentary was as good as the darts, Bristow was priceless, Lanning superb, even Waddell like him or hate was different, its so bad these the dreary plumber Mark Webster seems good in comparison to Studd, Pyke, Mardle, turner etc. These days I try look for streams with some other language, as you still get the same atmosphere, but spared listening to the shit we get on sky sports.

Studd also seemed to be constantly having snide digs at Mansell for now representing the Republic, of Ireland harping on about switching countries, claiming it to be controversial, and it might be a valid point if the same prick did nor rim the hole of Paul Lim, a guy that has played International darts for FOUR different countries, seems he has no problem with the pensioner doing it., though to be fair to Lim and all the Singapore, Chinese and southeast Asian players they do play well considering they only open their eyes about 15%

 

On the plus side, the draw for today (Saturdays) action is perfect, since I won't be around on a Saturday night stuck in watching non ranking shit , I luckily get to miss seeing the 2 Northern Ireland cunts, the boring one sided England game, and spared looking at the vile hunchback MvG.