KNOB OF THE WEEK

It's like every week this fat cunt opens his mouth he spews out some inane nonsense, and simply never learns. This week I saw this 

 This dumb cunt wins one night of a glorified exbo, and now claims people should not doubt him. Last year when he was also undeservedly selected managed to win a night in this clusterfuck of a glorified exbo and still finished bottom of the table. Even if he won the PL, which he wont, so what ? Its a meaningless non ranking piece of shit event, that only makes the games between the top players in proper majors less unique after watching months of this exbo shit.

As for the fat headed piece of shit Bunting, as with nearly all scouse cunts, being a victim comes natural to him, whilst displaying ignorance and arrogance. does he genuinely think he is approachable when he insults and block fans for criticism, alienate so many of his former fans by calling them idiots?

Am I the only who laughs when he talks about "his breath", which no doubt stinks, when the obese cunt seems to be constantly out of breath due to his obesity?. But the sheer levels of ego is astonishing, its one thing to claim you are approachable, but to claim the most approachable player on the entire fucking planet, that is some level of ego and insulting to the players who are genuinely far more approachable. Almost a dozen years for this abortion survivor in the PDC and not a single ranking Major to his name, and has an ego, that vastly superior players have never shown. The fat cunt is obviously stupid, as he keeps making idiotic statements and lacks the intelligence to realize when he should keep his mouth shut. I never liked him, ever, but on a positive note, many of the people who did like this defective prick are now seeing his true colors, ego, victim mentality complex, and his real hatred of dart fans, and most of all seeing past his false nice guy act and seeing the prick for what he is.

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Price had a poor game last Tuesday and went out first round, but when he gets going and on form it could be argued he is the best in the business, and on the Wednesday powered to the title hitting averages of, 101..85, 107.85,  109.48, 108.59 and 104.47 before battering Gilding in the final, and it moved Price back in to the World Top 10, who gives a fuck what he does in the Thursday exbos. In the other PC, Smudger beat Dobey in the final  and Dobey's run saw him move up a spot to world #12, with the scruffy blind cheating window cleaner Searle dropping to #13. As for Searle he has earned  £546k, a tidy sum, but when you factor in £400k of that is just one event, it shows how fucked up and wrong it is having a World Title so heavily top loaded.

If Searle lost that 400k in the morning he would be outside the top 50. As I said before the PDC use to ridicule the BDO and mock how Lakeshite was top heavy, which was a fair criticism, but now the PDC do the very same and cannot see the hypocrisy, in fact the PDC boast about its top heavy prize fund. Yes the World Title is the biggest trophy in darts, but is it worth the equivalent of winning 5 Matchplay titles? 

 EXBO ROADSHOW

As usual on a Thursday I was out supping, saw none of it but read that Luke Littler has only got 2 wins in the entire thing, one was a bye, and the other win was in a game where he survived match darts. When you consider Littler has dominated almost every ranking Major recently, I would imagine even Littler does not give a flying fuck about the PL, so if he don't why should anyone else? 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

I saw a bit of this weeks group A on Wednesday in the Modus Match fixing Series, when Andy Baetens who looks like creepy pedo with that stupid mustache was being rimmed by the fat farmer and uber jobber Scott Mitchell. Does not help Baetens is from Belgium, a country famous for kiddie fiddling and chocolate, which go together. The fat farmer harped on how you had to be a great player to be a world champion like Baetens, that way he could rim himself in the process since both won Bob Potter Salmonella Centre Cups. No normal person with even the slightest modicum of intelligence will ever believe any Bob Potter Cup winner since the split is a world champion.
Anyhow Andy Baetens with 11 games played, 6 points clear and needing just a single win in his last 4 games, completely shat himself. and lost all 4,no wonder he could not keep his tour card and be a whipping boy to the other card holders.

He got a second chance, Baetens ended up in group B a group that only had 5 players where 3 go through to the finals, and he failed to qualify.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Yet again Searle was defending big money over these 2 events including a win, and opted to skip the event, when his Ally Pally money comes off, he could be fucked, and dropped another spot before the events started. There was no Littler, Ando or MvG either.

EVENT #3
LAST 128: The big names to go included Price, Smudger, Chizzy, Cullen, Wright, and Babs.Highest average of the round went to Zonneveld with a 105.88
LAST 64: This saw the exit of Van Veen,Rock, Heta, Woodhouse, Bellyboy and Gurney. Doets hit an average of 113.05 for the highest average of the round.
LAST 32: Out went the match fixing prick, along with Humphries,Aspinall , Dirk, Cross, Joyce and Wattimena. Dobeys 106 the highest average of the round.
LAST 16: This saw Noppert and Ratajski go out, along with Evil Charlie, Greaves and Reyes who had decent runs
LAST 8: Out went Clayton, and was the end of the road for Pilgrim and Long after they had decent runs.
SEMIS: Wade went out in a last leg decided to the fat scouse cunt Cunting, Tom Bisselhad a great day before being battered by Dobey.
FINAL : Bunting reached a final and averaged 84 and got raped 8-1, was anyone surprised he would choke?. As for Dobey, the win kept him in world #13, but increased his lead over Aspinall by over 50k

EVENT #4
LAST 128: Wade looking for his 1000th win in the PDC bombed dismally to Crabtree. clayton also went out. Doets 103.15 was the highest average of the round
LAST 64: Out went Dobey, Van Veen, Aspinall and Cross. 104.97 the highest average of the round by Josh Rock
LAST 32: Rock then exited along with Heta and Joyce. Smudger racked up a 106.94.
LAST 16: 3 of the losing 8 players averaged over a ton'
LAST 8:  Humphries averaging over 108 was finding form, it was his 4th ton plus in a row.
SEMIS: Humpries continued his streak dumping out price who also averaged over a ton
FINAL: Humphries made is 6 consecutive ton plus averages in thankfully beating the scumbag match fixing cunt

EURO QUALIFIERS #3 & #4
The only real shock for me in these was seeing Bellyboy qualify for both, as usual Krusty, Cross and Babs floundered.

EURO TOUR - POLAND
MvG and Price pulled out of the event, which meant 2 replacements were brought in. They were Bellyboy and Rydz. However this shows yet again how fucked up the situation with the euro tour is, Bellyboy and Rydz, failed to qualify , those that did qualify above Bellyboy and Rydz got a first round match, yet those that failed to qualify and get a lucky invite go straight to the second round, in effect are rewarded more than players that initially qualified. Surely Bellyboy and Rydz could be put in the first round, and have the top 2 qualifiers move to the second round. The PDC have rewarded failure.

Speaking of rewarding failure, has a bigger failure than Bunting even been rewarded more ?
A fat useless ego-maniacal self absorbed, victim complex suffering, mountain of feces wrapped in skin, who has never reached the final of a ranking tv Major let alone win one in his near dozen years in the PDC, has again this year seen the visually repulsive, heart attack in waiting, liar get preferential treatment and be put in another Premier League where he shows again how unjust his selection is.

As much as I despise the scouse cunt, everyone knew he would be a whipping boy, was destined to be a failure, as Bunting was always going to accept the invite, the real asshole is Twat Porter who gave him the undeserved place in the PL and basically gave 2 fingers to every dart fan.

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

As everyone knows I always hated the munter series, but even the brainwashed assholes who would cry online about me being sexist. for hating an event that was sexist to begin with are starting to agree with me.

You have an organisation like the PDC  run by a woke prick, an org that cannot wait to tell you its unisex, but then creates an event giving preferential treatment to women. I can understand having a women's game, if they had a men's game and the genders were divided, but they dont, and even then when they create an event solely for one gender, you only have to claim to be mentally ill, rock up in a bra and some some lipstick like Noah, demand people ignore science like biology and you can play in it despite it breaking British law.

Last weekend, the hefty Honey monster played the Munter Series, won every game in every event, pocketed 10k. Here is a PDC tour card holder getting basically free money, and an advantage over male tour card holders. She runs amok in the munter series, and her reward for making tens of thousands of easy money ? More free money with invites to the Slam and the Worlds over men who because of their gender do not have the same option. 

I get it, the PDC wanted Honey Monster and Pinnochio so that the slimey greasy woke prick mutant cunt Twat Porter can hype them under his ticking of boxes. Lets be honest Greaves making 10k a weekend and getting free money for Ally Pally and The Slam invites is a windfall for her, and don't blame the girl for milking it, but the PDC and their hypocrisy of giving preferential treatment, and then go on about equality, just fuck off..

Even outside of a gender issue, take out Greaves, and you will see the women's game in no better today that it was 20 years ago. They are not getting better, they will never get better, Greaves is an anomaly, the best female player ever in terms of ability and still losing games in the PDC to out of form players like Rob Cross 6 fucking nil. At what point will Twat Porter realize Greaves is making tens of thousands every year beating dogshit females, who will never improve, collecting 10k a weekend, free money for Ally Pally and the slam and realize the experiment is not working. What happens if the runner up to Greaves in the womens Series, is a man in drag ? Will the idea finally sink in then, that the whole thing is fucked up?

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

 What a better way to say "fuck you" to Twat Porter aFter the first non ranking glorified exbo night of the PL but for James Wade to win the first rankIng comp after that, where he moved above Josh Rock in the rankings. I know many Wade fans were pissed he was excluded from the boring roadshow, Wade himself was pissed off but I see it as a blessing, were he in the PL he would not have entered PC #1 & 2, plus I despise the PL and Wades omission makes it all the more reason to miss it.The funniest part about Wade's victory was him beating MvG along the way, the same MvG who won the PL night on the Thursday prior. The final were 2 players overlooked for the PL. Wades win moved him up 3 spots above Noppert, Searle and Rock to #8.

Ryan Searle dropped 2 spots before the event as he was defending a runners up from the first 2 events in 2024, and is defending a winners spot in event 3 and dropped 3 spots after the conclusion of event #2 which was sadly won by the skinny ugly bastard and match fixing prick Nijman. Wade went out in last 32, Aspinall the previous days finalist went out in the last 128. Highlights of event 2 were Price, who averaged 107 in the final, 104 in the semi final, 117 raping MvG 6-0 in the last 8, 111 in the last 16, 101 in the last 32, 97 in the last 64, and 102 in the last 128. Clemens & Hurrell each produced a nine darter in event 2.

EURO TOUR QUALIFIERS
EVENT #1  The bigger names not to qualify included Cross, Krusty,Bellyboy, and Babs van den bergh. Among the qualifiers were Reyes which I am happy for but Mansell and Gawlas both qualifying was sickening
EVENT #2 Gawlas and Mansell failed in event 2 as did Babs and Krusty, .The main talking point was the fat cunt and petulant self entitled prick Bellyboy who cried on social media about Mansell and how slow he is, going on about tinkerbell.  Bellyboy, a fucking muppet of epic proportions.Simpletons sucking up to Bellyboy were crying Mansell is slow, and painful to watch, as if this was some breaking news. Everyone knows Mansell is slow as fuck, Bellyboy knew this, but this prick always makes excuses for his defeats, its always someone else's fault, never his. Then like the child he is withdrew from the second qualifier to cry on social media for attention. This fat ball of human shit once said Max Hopp was a shit player, after Max Hopp beat him 6-0 in an event a few years ago.Like Transplant Joe crying about Mensur and his slow game.

I did not watch the PL, did not even watch the highlights, but did find out Fat Cunting was 4-0 up on the Ferret and lost 6-4, and Josh Cock who is fast becoming Littler's body double , in that both will soon be wider than they are taller and wobble when the waddle forward , Cock averaged in the the 70s, which is the 6th lowest average ever in the PL. Anyone surprised the fat fucks of cock and cunting are bottom of the table ?

But the best part was being told that Price when asked how important it was he won in the post event interview, said winning PL that night was great as it gives him confidence for the ranking floor events. I cannot find the interview, if true this is fantastic, Price basically saying, the PL bullshit is just practice for the more important floor comps as he values then more.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

 Here is a fat cunt who boasted about the number of internet fans he had, then proceeded to ridicule internet fans, Professed himself as the Peoples Champion, then denied he said it, and when called out as the liar he is, then pretended he was not serious. This week the obese cunt claimed he was a humble person, despite his success. ....what fucking success ?

Almost a dozen years in the PDC and not a single ranking final in a major, let alone winning one, who is given preferential treatment year in year out.Last weekend in the most recent ranking tv event he went out first round, whilst players like Noppert and Wade who were more deserving of a PL spot reached yet another quarter final.

This week after one week he is already bottom of the PL , last year he went 8 weeks without winning a game. So again, what fucking success? The fact the fat bastard can spout such nonsense shows he is far from humble. 

As for this weeks PL, did not watch I live, saw about 2 minutes of the final in the pub, and the only positive thing I can say is they went back to the original scoreboard on the screen, , lets hope the shitty one used in the Masters is gone for good.

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

This returned Monday and so far, Stephen Bunting, Jonny Clayton, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, and Josh Rock.are skipping the event, and expect MvG and Price to pull out. So keep your shitty PL, this PC will be more interesting

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week it goes to the players who love being sick, injured, mentally unwell, 

 Maybe I am old school, but when I was younger and even still today, I never spoke about health problems to strangers or sometimes ever friends, let alone cry for attention on the internet, It seems today every cunt wears their weakness like some badge of honor, as if they love being defective in some way. We have Bunting crying like a bitch, Wade going on non stop bout his bi -polar, Bellyboy crying about injuries, Kist moaning about arthritis , Rob Cross bleating on how he is going to counselling , which he has no problem paying for but wont pay tax, Merv King the same, who has suffered from everything except Ovarian cancer and Dutch elm's disease. Noppert this week spoke about his ADHD, Chizzy prattling about his diet, its like modern players all want to be pathetic whiny cunts.Madars Razma crying cos he did not like the handshake he got after the game. What a soft cunt. I remember back in 84, after a game Jocky told Lazerenko to fuck off, when offered the handshake and Lazrenko gave Jocky the finger, next tournament all buddies again. Imagine that today, imagine the crying, the DRA Nazi Party raping the players of coin, and people on the internet getting offended on someones behalf., usually the same beta males who thing a cross dressing sicko in a dress can be a woman.

For once I like to see a player when asked how is their health or mindset say "none of your fucking business" . Its like they cannot wait to show how damaged they are in some way, have they any self respect or pride?.  I get we can all make up an excuse and pull a sick day from work, but imagine being around someone constantly going on about their problems, at work or in the pub you would not be long telling them to fuck off, 

I remember bobby George playing with a broken back, piss heads like Jocky just went up and played and smoked, and just got on with shit, you never saw them whine like little shits over injuries.  Will you see comms call them out for this ? Of course not, too busy rimming the cunts, telling us a game dominated by fat cunts and piss heads, and drug users who are morbidly obese, are athletes in a sport.

WORLD MASTERS

With only 8 spots available after the group and prelim stages , it was inevitable a slew of bigger names would go out, and out went Babs van den Bergh, Bellyboy, and Krusty Wright, but hardly surprising the form those 3 are in. Cullen went out averaging almost a ton, Brooks went out averaging over 109, I knew Barney was skipping the event and presume Fattimena did the same. As for the main event , Heta averaged 86 and beat MvG who looks sick, the stress of hi form dipping, and his wife who left him recently already knocked up by another guy, obviously weighing heavy on him, but maybe he might shut the fuck up with his bullshit how "people fear me", cos they don't anymore, Chinese looking De Decker missed a match dart to beat the obese waddling Littler. Emma Patton this week actually called the squat obese cunt who vapes, gets up at the crack of noon and rams kebabs down his gullet an athlete....let that sink in.

Ando had another moan this week about some so called darts influencer, I suspect he is on about either David Schliting or what ever the prick is called, or that xenophobic racist prick Jetze. Whilst both of them are pricks, they are entitled to their opinions, am sick of insecure pricks like Ando who thinks you have to be good at darts to comment on it.I don't have a McLaren in the driveway, don't mean I cannot have an opinion on formula 1, never made a Hollwood movie , but I can comment on a movie. Its like Ando wants the fans to pay money, and just shut up and watch and not have an opinion. Sad thing is he is not alone, take that visually repulsive scouse sack of shit Bunting, claim to be the peoples champion, then face backlash, then lie and say he never said it, then mock internet fans, then boast about the number of internet fans he has, soft insecure stupid cunt, but Bunting being a scouser means he was born with a victim mentality complex.

 

Will give the darts a watch on Saturday, but fuck Sunday, rather be in the pub for the bank holiday weekend. One thing I notice was the new scoreboard on the screen. It has the names, the flags, a red circle that represents percentage of points, its clever, but I hate it , I might be old or just a traditionalist but I prefer the old basic one, less convoluted. A Clayton or an Ando win in this comp, although highly unlikely would see them overtake MvG in the rankings. I enjoyed seeing that cheating cunt Nijman go out, will never tire of seeing that prick lose.

 

The Premier League starts next Thursday and ave zero interest, but thankfully the Players championships start Wednesday week, and with McGuirk and Van Schie making promising starts with qualifying for the masters, it will be interesting to see how the new tour card holders do, and what elite players skip events, so should be far more interesting that the monotonous drivel that is the glorified invitational non ranking exbo for friends of Twat Porter.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK 

Since last weeks post I don't think I spent more than 20 minutes on the internet until this morning. I went out Monday and Tuesday was a piss up for my friends birthday, and from what I caught up on, the meaningless World Series events hit a new low with the Saudai event. The feedback I saw was not good, even the upcoming ranking event Masters now means little to me, after all were we not told during the Ally Pally how the Worlds is the only event that matters and winning it is the equivalent of winning 5 Matchplays. I am curious as to how the PDC comms try hype this event, what spin they will try hoodwink gullible viewers with. Seems Headshaker Barney would rather do exbos and make more money than play in it, not like I would miss his sour puss. Maybe next week I might muster up some enthusiasm if only to watch Stephen Cunting bomb in another ranking event, whilst another fat fuck is shoved down our throats, as he canters yet another ranking title. 

 

So a short one this week at a time I was never more bored with the game,since the worlds ended.This s the most bored with the game I have been in multiple decades. With the glorified non ranking invitational exbo on the horizon it does bode well for me to suddenly get excited again

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 This fat barrel of monkey spunk had the audacity in an interview to claim he is one of the best players in the world. A guy in the PDC for almost a decade who has never won a ranking Major, never even reached the final of one. Selected for the premier League, over players like Wade who reached the final of 2 ranking majors alone in 2025.

Then claims he deserves his spot in the PL. The entitlement of this fat fuck is astounding, the guy who finished bottom last year and lost every game for 8 straight weeks.

Him having a heart attack on stage might get me to watch 

 THE PDC

Let me preface this first by saying no one denies the PDC has been fantastic for the game in so many ways, I was a fan of the game all my life, and saw the bleak periods in the early 90s when it was at its worst ,more tv events, great prize money, top players make a great living, the introduction of Euro Tours, a challenge tour and a development tour. Hats off to them,

However that is not to say there has been no faults. The game is almost sterile from the lack of characters, personality means less than a walk on song, and God forbid a player is outspoken or too opinionated and speaks the truth you have that shower of cunts in the DRA Nazi Party waiting to rape you of money. Players who put in commitment and effort are completely overlooked in favor of players in Twat Porter's clique, a simple glance at Premier League and World Series events will show you that, where players with a walk on song that appeals to the masses of pissed up simpletons in fancy dress makes you more likely to be selected over years of service, or ability. Their commentators have never been worse overall. Pyke is condescending ignorant and arrogant prick who deserved to be drop kicked in to the afterlife.

You have countless  meaningless events, that are non ranking hyped up glorified exbos, nothing more , like the World Series, Premier League and World Cup. You have the pinnacle event the World Championships where the prize money is simply too top heavy, where a semi final is worth the  same as winning the Matchplay, and almost twice as much as the UK Open. The winner gets a million quid, which is e same as winning 5 Matchplays. The PDC ridiculed the BDO for their once top heavy Lakeshite event and now are doing the same. Throughout the World we were told this is the only event that matters, so if that is true why should I care about other events then? When the Masters start will they tell us this means nothing, how it does not matter who wins it, and the winner is still not in the PL unless he is in the clique.

Then you have their agenda to tick boxes, drafting in munter's like thunder Thighs Turner to give her "expert opinion" on a game. She can barely beat other munter's in Modus, let alone comment on players who on their worst day would batter her. Then you have them ignoring the law on Men in Women's sport and allow a mentally ill cross dressing man compete in the Women's series.

You see them show complete disrespect to the very people who founded the PDC, people like Jockey Wilson and Bob Anderson, former world champions and others who without them the PDC would not exist are not even in their Hall of Fame.

 When I got home Friday I more interested in the Challenge tour, and did not give a fiddlers fuck about some world Series event, did not see a single second of it live. Late Friday evening  decided I might skim the highlights on youtube and of course the thumbnail for the video was the short obese waddling fat fuck Littler, who was the first one out, but it did not matter because the whole event was not worth a fuck, almost akin to a friendly in football.

Here is an example of the hypocrisy of this cunt twat Porter , in the UK fawns over the he-she in the womens series,willing to break the law to allow this cunt play in it, has pro gay rainbow laces advertising, pride flag colors visible. But come Monday when they are in Saudi Arabia you wont see a pride flag, or a cross dresser, a country that thinks nothing of hacking up journalists, beheading gays. Twat porter has no problem taking their coin. Lets see him put up his pride flags in Saudi Arabia if he truly believe in equal rights, but he wont. 

I wont be watching it as I will be out drinking Monday and Tuesday 

 

As for q-school I was surprised Harryson missed out  long with Derek Coulson who has been superb and consistent in Modus, like Peer Wright a player that seems to got better in his late 40s.

 

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