KNOB OF THE WEEK

I saw a bit of this weeks group A on Wednesday in the Modus Match fixing Series, when Andy Baetens who looks like creepy pedo with that stupid mustache was being rimmed by the fat farmer and uber jobber Scott Mitchell. Does not help Baetens is from Belgium, a country famous for kiddie fiddling and chocolate, which go together. The fat farmer harped on how you had to be a great player to be a world champion like Baetens, that way he could rim himself in the process since both won Bob Potter Salmonella Centre Cups. No normal person with even the slightest modicum of intelligence will ever believe any Bob Potter Cup winner since the split is a world champion.
Anyhow Andy Baetens with 11 games played, 6 points clear and needing just a single win in his last 4 games, completely shat himself. and lost all 4,no wonder he could not keep his tour card and be a whipping boy to the other card holders.

He got a second chance, Baetens ended up in group B a group that only had 5 players where 3 go through to the finals, and he failed to qualify.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Yet again Searle was defending big money over these 2 events including a win, and opted to skip the event, when his Ally Pally money comes off, he could be fucked, and dropped another spot before the events started. There was no Littler, Ando or MvG either.

EVENT #3
LAST 128: The big names to go included Price, Smudger, Chizzy, Cullen, Wright, and Babs.Highest average of the round went to Zonneveld with a 105.88
LAST 64: This saw the exit of Van Veen,Rock, Heta, Woodhouse, Bellyboy and Gurney. Doets hit an average of 113.05 for the highest average of the round.
LAST 32: Out went the match fixing prick, along with Humphries,Aspinall , Dirk, Cross, Joyce and Wattimena. Dobeys 106 the highest average of the round.
LAST 16: This saw Noppert and Ratajski go out, along with Evil Charlie, Greaves and Reyes who had decent runs
LAST 8: Out went Clayton, and was the end of the road for Pilgrim and Long after they had decent runs.
SEMIS: Wade went out in a last leg decided to the fat scouse cunt Cunting, Tom Bisselhad a great day before being battered by Dobey.
FINAL : Bunting reached a final and averaged 84 and got raped 8-1, was anyone surprised he would choke?. As for Dobey, the win kept him in world #13, but increased his lead over Aspinall by over 50k

EVENT #4
LAST 128: Wade looking for his 1000th win in the PDC bombed dismally to Crabtree. clayton also went out. Doets 103.15 was the highest average of the round
LAST 64: Out went Dobey, Van Veen, Aspinall and Cross. 104.97 the highest average of the round by Josh Rock
LAST 32: Rock then exited along with Heta and Joyce. Smudger racked up a 106.94.
LAST 16: 3 of the losing 8 players averaged over a ton'
LAST 8:  Humphries averaging over 108 was finding form, it was his 4th ton plus in a row.
SEMIS: Humpries continued his streak dumping out price who also averaged over a ton
FINAL: Humphries made is 6 consecutive ton plus averages in thankfully beating the scumbag match fixing cunt

EURO QUALIFIERS #3 & #4
The only real shock for me in these was seeing Bellyboy qualify for both, as usual Krusty, Cross and Babs floundered.

EURO TOUR - POLAND
MvG and Price pulled out of the event, which meant 2 replacements were brought in. They were Bellyboy and Rydz. However this shows yet again how fucked up the situation with the euro tour is, Bellyboy and Rydz, failed to qualify , those that did qualify above Bellyboy and Rydz got a first round match, yet those that failed to qualify and get a lucky invite go straight to the second round, in effect are rewarded more than players that initially qualified. Surely Bellyboy and Rydz could be put in the first round, and have the top 2 qualifiers move to the second round. The PDC have rewarded failure.

Speaking of rewarding failure, has a bigger failure than Bunting even been rewarded more ?
A fat useless ego-maniacal self absorbed, victim complex suffering, mountain of feces wrapped in skin, who has never reached the final of a ranking tv Major let alone win one in his near dozen years in the PDC, has again this year seen the visually repulsive, heart attack in waiting, liar get preferential treatment and be put in another Premier League where he shows again how unjust his selection is.

As much as I despise the scouse cunt, everyone knew he would be a whipping boy, was destined to be a failure, as Bunting was always going to accept the invite, the real asshole is Twat Porter who gave him the undeserved place in the PL and basically gave 2 fingers to every dart fan.

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

As everyone knows I always hated the munter series, but even the brainwashed assholes who would cry online about me being sexist. for hating an event that was sexist to begin with are starting to agree with me.

You have an organisation like the PDC  run by a woke prick, an org that cannot wait to tell you its unisex, but then creates an event giving preferential treatment to women. I can understand having a women's game, if they had a men's game and the genders were divided, but they dont, and even then when they create an event solely for one gender, you only have to claim to be mentally ill, rock up in a bra and some some lipstick like Noah, demand people ignore science like biology and you can play in it despite it breaking British law.

Last weekend, the hefty Honey monster played the Munter Series, won every game in every event, pocketed 10k. Here is a PDC tour card holder getting basically free money, and an advantage over male tour card holders. She runs amok in the munter series, and her reward for making tens of thousands of easy money ? More free money with invites to the Slam and the Worlds over men who because of their gender do not have the same option. 

I get it, the PDC wanted Honey Monster and Pinnochio so that the slimey greasy woke prick mutant cunt Twat Porter can hype them under his ticking of boxes. Lets be honest Greaves making 10k a weekend and getting free money for Ally Pally and The Slam invites is a windfall for her, and don't blame the girl for milking it, but the PDC and their hypocrisy of giving preferential treatment, and then go on about equality, just fuck off..

Even outside of a gender issue, take out Greaves, and you will see the women's game in no better today that it was 20 years ago. They are not getting better, they will never get better, Greaves is an anomaly, the best female player ever in terms of ability and still losing games in the PDC to out of form players like Rob Cross 6 fucking nil. At what point will Twat Porter realize Greaves is making tens of thousands every year beating dogshit females, who will never improve, collecting 10k a weekend, free money for Ally Pally and the slam and realize the experiment is not working. What happens if the runner up to Greaves in the womens Series, is a man in drag ? Will the idea finally sink in then, that the whole thing is fucked up?

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

 What a better way to say "fuck you" to Twat Porter aFter the first non ranking glorified exbo night of the PL but for James Wade to win the first rankIng comp after that, where he moved above Josh Rock in the rankings. I know many Wade fans were pissed he was excluded from the boring roadshow, Wade himself was pissed off but I see it as a blessing, were he in the PL he would not have entered PC #1 & 2, plus I despise the PL and Wades omission makes it all the more reason to miss it.The funniest part about Wade's victory was him beating MvG along the way, the same MvG who won the PL night on the Thursday prior. The final were 2 players overlooked for the PL. Wades win moved him up 3 spots above Noppert, Searle and Rock to #8.

Ryan Searle dropped 2 spots before the event as he was defending a runners up from the first 2 events in 2024, and is defending a winners spot in event 3 and dropped 3 spots after the conclusion of event #2 which was sadly won by the skinny ugly bastard and match fixing prick Nijman. Wade went out in last 32, Aspinall the previous days finalist went out in the last 128. Highlights of event 2 were Price, who averaged 107 in the final, 104 in the semi final, 117 raping MvG 6-0 in the last 8, 111 in the last 16, 101 in the last 32, 97 in the last 64, and 102 in the last 128. Clemens & Hurrell each produced a nine darter in event 2.

EURO TOUR QUALIFIERS
EVENT #1  The bigger names not to qualify included Cross, Krusty,Bellyboy, and Babs van den bergh. Among the qualifiers were Reyes which I am happy for but Mansell and Gawlas both qualifying was sickening
EVENT #2 Gawlas and Mansell failed in event 2 as did Babs and Krusty, .The main talking point was the fat cunt and petulant self entitled prick Bellyboy who cried on social media about Mansell and how slow he is, going on about tinkerbell.  Bellyboy, a fucking muppet of epic proportions.Simpletons sucking up to Bellyboy were crying Mansell is slow, and painful to watch, as if this was some breaking news. Everyone knows Mansell is slow as fuck, Bellyboy knew this, but this prick always makes excuses for his defeats, its always someone else's fault, never his. Then like the child he is withdrew from the second qualifier to cry on social media for attention. This fat ball of human shit once said Max Hopp was a shit player, after Max Hopp beat him 6-0 in an event a few years ago.Like Transplant Joe crying about Mensur and his slow game.

I did not watch the PL, did not even watch the highlights, but did find out Fat Cunting was 4-0 up on the Ferret and lost 6-4, and Josh Cock who is fast becoming Littler's body double , in that both will soon be wider than they are taller and wobble when the waddle forward , Cock averaged in the the 70s, which is the 6th lowest average ever in the PL. Anyone surprised the fat fucks of cock and cunting are bottom of the table ?

But the best part was being told that Price when asked how important it was he won in the post event interview, said winning PL that night was great as it gives him confidence for the ranking floor events. I cannot find the interview, if true this is fantastic, Price basically saying, the PL bullshit is just practice for the more important floor comps as he values then more.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

 Here is a fat cunt who boasted about the number of internet fans he had, then proceeded to ridicule internet fans, Professed himself as the Peoples Champion, then denied he said it, and when called out as the liar he is, then pretended he was not serious. This week the obese cunt claimed he was a humble person, despite his success. ....what fucking success ?

Almost a dozen years in the PDC and not a single ranking final in a major, let alone winning one, who is given preferential treatment year in year out.Last weekend in the most recent ranking tv event he went out first round, whilst players like Noppert and Wade who were more deserving of a PL spot reached yet another quarter final.

This week after one week he is already bottom of the PL , last year he went 8 weeks without winning a game. So again, what fucking success? The fact the fat bastard can spout such nonsense shows he is far from humble. 

As for this weeks PL, did not watch I live, saw about 2 minutes of the final in the pub, and the only positive thing I can say is they went back to the original scoreboard on the screen, , lets hope the shitty one used in the Masters is gone for good.

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

This returned Monday and so far, Stephen Bunting, Jonny Clayton, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, and Josh Rock.are skipping the event, and expect MvG and Price to pull out. So keep your shitty PL, this PC will be more interesting

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week it goes to the players who love being sick, injured, mentally unwell, 

 Maybe I am old school, but when I was younger and even still today, I never spoke about health problems to strangers or sometimes ever friends, let alone cry for attention on the internet, It seems today every cunt wears their weakness like some badge of honor, as if they love being defective in some way. We have Bunting crying like a bitch, Wade going on non stop bout his bi -polar, Bellyboy crying about injuries, Kist moaning about arthritis , Rob Cross bleating on how he is going to counselling , which he has no problem paying for but wont pay tax, Merv King the same, who has suffered from everything except Ovarian cancer and Dutch elm's disease. Noppert this week spoke about his ADHD, Chizzy prattling about his diet, its like modern players all want to be pathetic whiny cunts.Madars Razma crying cos he did not like the handshake he got after the game. What a soft cunt. I remember back in 84, after a game Jocky told Lazerenko to fuck off, when offered the handshake and Lazrenko gave Jocky the finger, next tournament all buddies again. Imagine that today, imagine the crying, the DRA Nazi Party raping the players of coin, and people on the internet getting offended on someones behalf., usually the same beta males who thing a cross dressing sicko in a dress can be a woman.

For once I like to see a player when asked how is their health or mindset say "none of your fucking business" . Its like they cannot wait to show how damaged they are in some way, have they any self respect or pride?.  I get we can all make up an excuse and pull a sick day from work, but imagine being around someone constantly going on about their problems, at work or in the pub you would not be long telling them to fuck off, 

I remember bobby George playing with a broken back, piss heads like Jocky just went up and played and smoked, and just got on with shit, you never saw them whine like little shits over injuries.  Will you see comms call them out for this ? Of course not, too busy rimming the cunts, telling us a game dominated by fat cunts and piss heads, and drug users who are morbidly obese, are athletes in a sport.

WORLD MASTERS

With only 8 spots available after the group and prelim stages , it was inevitable a slew of bigger names would go out, and out went Babs van den Bergh, Bellyboy, and Krusty Wright, but hardly surprising the form those 3 are in. Cullen went out averaging almost a ton, Brooks went out averaging over 109, I knew Barney was skipping the event and presume Fattimena did the same. As for the main event , Heta averaged 86 and beat MvG who looks sick, the stress of hi form dipping, and his wife who left him recently already knocked up by another guy, obviously weighing heavy on him, but maybe he might shut the fuck up with his bullshit how "people fear me", cos they don't anymore, Chinese looking De Decker missed a match dart to beat the obese waddling Littler. Emma Patton this week actually called the squat obese cunt who vapes, gets up at the crack of noon and rams kebabs down his gullet an athlete....let that sink in.

Ando had another moan this week about some so called darts influencer, I suspect he is on about either David Schliting or what ever the prick is called, or that xenophobic racist prick Jetze. Whilst both of them are pricks, they are entitled to their opinions, am sick of insecure pricks like Ando who thinks you have to be good at darts to comment on it.I don't have a McLaren in the driveway, don't mean I cannot have an opinion on formula 1, never made a Hollwood movie , but I can comment on a movie. Its like Ando wants the fans to pay money, and just shut up and watch and not have an opinion. Sad thing is he is not alone, take that visually repulsive scouse sack of shit Bunting, claim to be the peoples champion, then face backlash, then lie and say he never said it, then mock internet fans, then boast about the number of internet fans he has, soft insecure stupid cunt, but Bunting being a scouser means he was born with a victim mentality complex.

 

Will give the darts a watch on Saturday, but fuck Sunday, rather be in the pub for the bank holiday weekend. One thing I notice was the new scoreboard on the screen. It has the names, the flags, a red circle that represents percentage of points, its clever, but I hate it , I might be old or just a traditionalist but I prefer the old basic one, less convoluted. A Clayton or an Ando win in this comp, although highly unlikely would see them overtake MvG in the rankings. I enjoyed seeing that cheating cunt Nijman go out, will never tire of seeing that prick lose.

 

The Premier League starts next Thursday and ave zero interest, but thankfully the Players championships start Wednesday week, and with McGuirk and Van Schie making promising starts with qualifying for the masters, it will be interesting to see how the new tour card holders do, and what elite players skip events, so should be far more interesting that the monotonous drivel that is the glorified invitational non ranking exbo for friends of Twat Porter.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK 

Since last weeks post I don't think I spent more than 20 minutes on the internet until this morning. I went out Monday and Tuesday was a piss up for my friends birthday, and from what I caught up on, the meaningless World Series events hit a new low with the Saudai event. The feedback I saw was not good, even the upcoming ranking event Masters now means little to me, after all were we not told during the Ally Pally how the Worlds is the only event that matters and winning it is the equivalent of winning 5 Matchplays. I am curious as to how the PDC comms try hype this event, what spin they will try hoodwink gullible viewers with. Seems Headshaker Barney would rather do exbos and make more money than play in it, not like I would miss his sour puss. Maybe next week I might muster up some enthusiasm if only to watch Stephen Cunting bomb in another ranking event, whilst another fat fuck is shoved down our throats, as he canters yet another ranking title. 

 

So a short one this week at a time I was never more bored with the game,since the worlds ended.This s the most bored with the game I have been in multiple decades. With the glorified non ranking invitational exbo on the horizon it does bode well for me to suddenly get excited again

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 This fat barrel of monkey spunk had the audacity in an interview to claim he is one of the best players in the world. A guy in the PDC for almost a decade who has never won a ranking Major, never even reached the final of one. Selected for the premier League, over players like Wade who reached the final of 2 ranking majors alone in 2025.

Then claims he deserves his spot in the PL. The entitlement of this fat fuck is astounding, the guy who finished bottom last year and lost every game for 8 straight weeks.

Him having a heart attack on stage might get me to watch 

 THE PDC

Let me preface this first by saying no one denies the PDC has been fantastic for the game in so many ways, I was a fan of the game all my life, and saw the bleak periods in the early 90s when it was at its worst ,more tv events, great prize money, top players make a great living, the introduction of Euro Tours, a challenge tour and a development tour. Hats off to them,

However that is not to say there has been no faults. The game is almost sterile from the lack of characters, personality means less than a walk on song, and God forbid a player is outspoken or too opinionated and speaks the truth you have that shower of cunts in the DRA Nazi Party waiting to rape you of money. Players who put in commitment and effort are completely overlooked in favor of players in Twat Porter's clique, a simple glance at Premier League and World Series events will show you that, where players with a walk on song that appeals to the masses of pissed up simpletons in fancy dress makes you more likely to be selected over years of service, or ability. Their commentators have never been worse overall. Pyke is condescending ignorant and arrogant prick who deserved to be drop kicked in to the afterlife.

You have countless  meaningless events, that are non ranking hyped up glorified exbos, nothing more , like the World Series, Premier League and World Cup. You have the pinnacle event the World Championships where the prize money is simply too top heavy, where a semi final is worth the  same as winning the Matchplay, and almost twice as much as the UK Open. The winner gets a million quid, which is e same as winning 5 Matchplays. The PDC ridiculed the BDO for their once top heavy Lakeshite event and now are doing the same. Throughout the World we were told this is the only event that matters, so if that is true why should I care about other events then? When the Masters start will they tell us this means nothing, how it does not matter who wins it, and the winner is still not in the PL unless he is in the clique.

Then you have their agenda to tick boxes, drafting in munter's like thunder Thighs Turner to give her "expert opinion" on a game. She can barely beat other munter's in Modus, let alone comment on players who on their worst day would batter her. Then you have them ignoring the law on Men in Women's sport and allow a mentally ill cross dressing man compete in the Women's series.

You see them show complete disrespect to the very people who founded the PDC, people like Jockey Wilson and Bob Anderson, former world champions and others who without them the PDC would not exist are not even in their Hall of Fame.

 When I got home Friday I more interested in the Challenge tour, and did not give a fiddlers fuck about some world Series event, did not see a single second of it live. Late Friday evening  decided I might skim the highlights on youtube and of course the thumbnail for the video was the short obese waddling fat fuck Littler, who was the first one out, but it did not matter because the whole event was not worth a fuck, almost akin to a friendly in football.

Here is an example of the hypocrisy of this cunt twat Porter , in the UK fawns over the he-she in the womens series,willing to break the law to allow this cunt play in it, has pro gay rainbow laces advertising, pride flag colors visible. But come Monday when they are in Saudi Arabia you wont see a pride flag, or a cross dresser, a country that thinks nothing of hacking up journalists, beheading gays. Twat porter has no problem taking their coin. Lets see him put up his pride flags in Saudi Arabia if he truly believe in equal rights, but he wont. 

I wont be watching it as I will be out drinking Monday and Tuesday 

 

As for q-school I was surprised Harryson missed out  long with Derek Coulson who has been superb and consistent in Modus, like Peer Wright a player that seems to got better in his late 40s.

 

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

No surprise Twat Porter wins the award this week, but does so for 2 major reasons.

Reason 1. What is the criteria for the PL outside the top 4 automatic places ? Twat Porter has never answered this, ever. If we are to believe the PL is based on the Worlds, that would explain Gian van Veen, but why was Searle not picked then ? Again if based on performances in the worlds, why was Price and Bunting picked when they failed miserably in the worlds.


If the criteria is based on what you have done throughout the year instead and not the world's, then Wade with 2 ranking finals in 2 of the oldest ranking Majors should in, Noppert with 5 TV semi finals should be in, and remember Wade and Noppert both lost in classic games at Ally Pally, Wade in a tie breaker, and Noppert went out averaging over a ton. But since Wade and Noppert were overlooked, it seems quite clear what you do in the previous 11 months does not matter unless you are a friend of the cunt Twat Porter.

Here is my issue, Bunting and Price did nothing in the words, and did nothing throughout the year, so can anyone tell me what either player did to deserve a PL spot. Bunting despite being visually repulsive, and a grotesque cunt has never won a ranking major in almost a dozen years in the PDC. In his entire PDC carer he has never made the final of a ranking major, yet gets constantly picked for the PL. Last year he did not win a game for 8 weeks, he finished bottom of the table, failed to reach a final in a tv event, claims he is the peoples champion and then lies when he got backlash, insults darts fan, then goes full scouser victim mode, if the fans he insults then insult him. In his entire PDC career he won just one solitary non ranking tv title. So imagine my surprise when the fat cunt was then selected for the world Series event in Bahrain as well. The fat scouse cunt must have no shame or pride, let alone respect for himself or any of his fellow players, can you imagine what Wade, Noppert, Searle etc must be thinking about the grubby obese scouser and Twat Porter but cannot say in case the DRA Nazi Party fine them. On the plus side, with no Wade or Noppert, there is even less reason to watch Twat Porter little pet project and circus where his friends get financial help, also even the most dense fans are waking up to the type of cunt Twat Porter is, and thirdly, the only reason anyone now has to watch a meaningless, non ranking glorified exbo  is to hope the piss up scum in the crowd stop chucking piss at each other to abuse Cunting, the audio people will have their work cutting that out and try pretend its not happening, whilst bullshitting the viewer with the retarded notion he is the People's champion.

Reason 2. This week Teeth McDonald and the puppy George Noble were announced for the Hall of Fame, and I have no issue with either getting in. My issue is the PDC Hall of Fame would never have fucking existed without the players who broke away from the BDO to form the World Darts Council which became the PDC. You have John Gwynne a commentator who never risked his career when he did work for the PDC in the Hall of Fame, for what, doing his fucking job he got paid for, yet Jocky Wilson, a former multiple time world champion risked everything to help form the PDC, and he has been completely ignored, nowhere in the Hall of fame, no sign other World champions who formed the PDC in Bob Anderson, and Keith Dellar, but they put in shaky Dave Clarke who was shit at his job and could not sack the useless cunt cos he got Parkinsons in the Hall of Fame. Getting Parkinsons was a terrible thing, but lets be honest, he was shit at the job he sas paid for, long before any diagnosis, and said it back then .Every single player that left the BDO to form the PDC should be in the Hall of Fame, those not in Jocky Wilson Bob Anderson, Keith Dellar, the late Jamie Harvey, Cliff Lazerenko, Alan Warriner, Peter Evison, Richie Gardner, and Kein Spiolek,

Q-SCHOOL
My interest in this has been minimal, mainly because the thing is full of jobbers, Is there more than 2 players in q-school who will ever be a top player, is there even 2?. Even the so called favorites to get cards like Harryson, Van Schie etc, are still as capable of losing games with an 80 average. Yes I am happy for the likes of Cristo Reyes, but how many of these guys cough up a wedge to enter Q-school, travel round Europe, and barely make the equivalent of minimum wage, for 2 years before their spirit and bank balance is fucked for ever, For every Luke Littler or Van Veen there is 50 or more deluded cunts having to eke out a miserable existence as a whipping boy because they are deluded enough to think they can make it. Thankfully some players have said fuck it, opted not to go, and will do ADC events, local events, Modus etc and be just as well off if not better. Some players in Modus are doing financially better than some tour card holders. 

PDC MASTERS 

After watching the Worlds we were told Ally Pally was the biggest event, the pinnacle, the only event that mattered, nothing compares, So why should we give a fuck about any other event then, especially this fucked up event that has only recently become ranked .

In the next 6 months we have just 2 Majors, the UK Open and the Matchplay, everything is non ranking bullshit, like world series, the boring PL, and World Cup, all mean fuck all,  and minor floor events, a calendar so grim a Euro tour feels like a major event.. Making this Masters a ranking event does not solve the issue

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