KNOB OF THE WEEK

When you are the current World Champion and you enter the Youth world championships and lose it ultimately has to be seen as a failure. To his credit he entered, even though it was a no win situation as anything other than success would be seen as failure. I have seen people argue as to why he entered, I think he genuinely wanted to add a youth World title, why else would he enter the event.. I have seen idiots claim he entered to lose, which is basically tantamount to call him a match fixer, why would he enter to lose when he did not have to enter.

Same idiot claimed he rocked up for the day for "pocket money", that's right somehow Littler the multi millionaire needed the coin. Regardless of my opinion on him, I firmly believe he wanted to win, would make no sense for him to enter otherwise, if only to pad his record when it comes to titles, maybe he wanted to equal Van Veen and Babs van den Bergh, and have two world youth titles. As for Major titles and world titles, I reckon he will easily eclipse Hunchback MvG who has just 3 titles in 20 years. In the end Littler had to win as mentioned anything else would be a failure. 

 

This week Jonny Clayton was having a whine about the Grand Slam and moaning why the top 16 were not automatically in the Slam, ignoring what the Grand Slam is all about in theory....winners. Unlike the Premier League where only the top 4 automatically qualify, you fate is in your own hands in the Grand Slam. You win a proper event, maybe even a euro tour and you should get in, Jonny did neither, and lets face it Clayton has been a lazy bastard, he has skipped I believe 5 euro tours this year,  and lost in another 5 matches where a win would have got him a spot, semis in the PL,stands out. The PDC have also increased the numbers in the slam so floor champs might get him in, and he still has the qualifiers. The chances were there, still are, and while I admit the Slam would be better with him in it , if he is not there it is his own fault. Jonny needs to shut the fuck up, and win comps or at least reach a final in a premier tv event. If he is too lazy to enter the qualifiers then fuck him.

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

PDC Comms are actually worse than ever, Stuart Pyke this week has been unbearable, putting aside his overall ignorance, add in his favoritism and clear bias, it has made commentary abysmal. Studd, is just as annoying, and as for Mardle, the guy is clueless and his self deprecation  act is nauseating. I like Gian Van Veen as a player, but his performance was absolutely dire for a player ranked #2 in the world. I believe he was one leg away from defeat in a best of 5 sets without getting a shot at a double. This is further proof how the  World championships is top heavy with prize money. Then you Mardle spouting nonsense how Gian would outscore Wade, but Wade would probably sneak it on doubles. Shows what Mardle knows, or rather how little he knows.

WORLD GRAND PRIX

The first round of this saw the 3 players I dislike the most in the top ten go out first round in Littler, MvG and Josh Cock, and when the match fixing cunt Nijman and Stephen Cunting went out, it made the  last 4 a superb line up that had 3 of my favorite top ten players left in the last 4. While I am no fan of Stutters Aspinall, the one I want the least to win, I still rather him that any of the five I previously mentioned, who are all out. It's refreshing to look forward to a night of semi final action where all four players seem to have an equal chance, and there is even the possibility of a final  where both players are players left out of this years Premier League.

Its also wonderful to see Cunting drop to world #13, and should Aspinall win his semi, he will send MvG down to world #10, and should he win the event he would go sixth. Wade is up to #5. 

I saw a video this week  with a Chris Mason interview, and I do agree with an awful lot of what he says, but fucking hell listening to Mason complaining on the behavior of fans takes the cake. He is a ex con who along with his "brave friends" beat up an old man, he a guy that has beaten his ex wife, a dole fraudster, with a history of threatening people actually lecturing  people on behavior . The staggering lack of self awareness is something else. The audacity of this fucker. I like his opinions on the game, and he should stick to that, not act like some moral compass.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This weeks award goes to the 2024 Grand Prix winner Mike De Decker, who has not qualified the the Grand Prix where he defends 120k. I said at the time he got on of the most jammiest run evens back then, , where so many players either failed to perform, just had no luck at all ...

 

A mention for Schindler also, The highest ranked player to not qualify for the Grand Prix, as well as Gurney, who now failed to qualify for the Matchplay and Grand Prix already this year 

 

The main news this week was the announcement of the European Open, which is no more than a bargain basement version of the UK Open, that said the 3 day event will give a chance to all tour card holder, secondly its a ranking event and its in the first half on the year, which is badly needed, I would have liked to have seen maybe a month earlier, it at least along with  the Masters add something to the first half of the year that traditionally only held the UK Open and Matchplay. The sad reality is in 2027, there is only one proper length Major in 7 months and that being the Matchplay, the UK Open and new European Open last 3 days each, and the Masters in a joke, and made ranking to give the impression it is a Premier Eventthe first 7 months of 2027 the only 

More to follow,,,,, 

 

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

Its no secret I never liked this cunt, regardless of the fact in his prime he was a quality player, but he was an obnoxious odious cunt who belittled others players with an inflated ego as big as his waistline.. I know Wade won the euro tour last weekend which saw the hunchback drop to world #7, but Stevie wonder could see his time at the top was done around the same time he lost weight and his wife.  I heard people say his wife was a cunt for getting knocked up by her new boyfriend withing months of dumping MvG but lets be honest, what goes around comes around, when his wife was pregnant with their first child he tried cheating on his wife with a slapper in Bradford, so fuck him. I know the world Series is just another glorified non ranking exbo, but with him and fat Cunting losing first round they should be happy its not ranking. Remember this is the prick who wept like a bitch in his prime, when Taylor who was past his prime beat him, the same MvG who used to run his dicklicker about people fearing him....not anymore. 

 

A mention for Twat porter and this new "major", i am sick of comms especially referring to any TV event as a a major, for me there is only 4 majors, okay people will ague the Grand Sham is one these days, but no non ranking events will ever be a major, especially not tv comps based on selective invites, so now we are getting a new major seemingly, but no details seem forthcoming, its like the old BDO days of an announcement of an announcement, spit it out or shut the fuck up,

 

That said as meaningless as the world Series is, I did enjoy a good few of the games, but they were the games between players we don't usually see on tv, like Adam Leek and Jim Long, Sakai and Wygz, although with Callan I cannot focus on his darts as his combover just takes my attention, but when we see the same top players who played each other for months on end in another non ranking exbo that was the Premier League, it makes this World Series match ups just as fucking boring, why the fuck would I care if some player makes a 100k for winning a non ranking event, nobody truly believes its a major, we have seen these match ups in non ranking shit far too often, thankfully, with the Grand Prix, slam and other proper ranking events on the horizon, they might matter more.

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

No surprise this oxygen thief wins Knob of the Week after the cunt this week claimed he was a cult hero. This guy is so far up his own fat hole i am surprised he cannot see the back of his own yellow teeth. Also this week he acted like a typical victim seeking scouse prick after he said how he lost 90 grand on gambling at a quid a spin on some online slot machine.

 IF THE FAT CUNT WAS AS QUICK TO LOSE CALORIES AS HE WAS TO LOSE MONEY HE MIGHT NOT BE A VISUALLY REPULSIVE GROTESQUE  ODIOUS SACK OF SHIT.

 

Hopefully he loses Saturday and stays out of the European Championships spot, despite Joe Cullen doing everything he can to make it easier for Cunting to overtake him. The Liverpudlian Ogre is also currently still not qualified for the Grand Sham of Darts and hopes he fails to qualify for that as well 

I must also give a mention for Kim Crybrechts parading around like a cunt on the oche  only to choke in the last leg decider to Bialecki,  Also a mention for Headshaker Barney who jobbed yet again against a Canadian jobber and threw dirty looks to the crowd as if they were to blame for his pathetic performance, and sick shit of comms rimming the cunt calling the clown a five time world champion,

 

Speaking of comms rimming people, I am sick of comms rimming the hole of Honey Monster Beau Greaves, I know some people will moan and cry how I don't like munter players, but why is she getting preferential treatment , more hype, interviews etc ? I believe in equality, but somehow equality does not apply when preferential treatment goes to one gender over another. There are vastly better players than her ignored and not given the same hype, but because she is a woman somehow thats okay, seems to me equality does not matter when its suits women.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Last week I awarded it to Wade for being a lazy bastard, how he can travel to Australia for a non ranking exbo but would not go to Europe for an actual ranking one. This week he withdrew from another ranking euro tour, which not shows his complete laziness, but does so at a time where should Bunting win on Saturday Wade is in the last position for the European Championships with the possibility he could be out of the spots come Sunday night.

I know there are 3 events left I think, but Wades record in the Euro tour is pretty abysmal, in fact Ian White has won more euro tours than him, with Wade picking up just two Euro tours in 15 years and with him earning nothing if he loses a game on a Saturday, which has happened a good few times his priority should be on playing actual ranked events not stupid fucking exbos down under. 

 

Fair play to Modus this week for official announcing the mentally ill cross dress on hormones in Noah is not a woman. They had a headline on the youtube stream citing 9 dart history. Seeing as real biological women have hit 9 darters before, even in modus how is it history?, and he is male, and countless men hit 9 darters, so again how is it history, as there is only 2 biological sexes. Seems to me modus do not class him as a woman, then they also seem to not class him as a man, so again what part of it was 9 dart history ?

 

Also a mention for the visually repugnant obese scouse git Stephen Cunting, who this week in typical scouser victim mentality was crying again how his Peoples champion backfired, when he boasted of his number of followers on twitter, and then proceeded to mock dart fans on the internet. The repulsive cunt is thick as pigshit. This week he spoke about twitter again saying how he had come of the platform, but was still on there . What ? 

 

Paul nicholson, another grade A spastic seemingly suggested Keane Barry's nickname should be young stone face. He should go back to waffling on about ice hockey, sausages, wrestling and his other shit, in fact he should just fuck off , the guy is a fucking retard. 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Last Saturday Wade won the world Series event down under in Oz. Good for him except it is a meaningless non ranking glorified exbo, for me ranking darts matter more.

The lazy fucker this week decided to skip the players champs, and maybe excuses can be made for that but the lazy fucker withdrew from this weekends euro tour late even though others like fat Bunting who traveled to Australia can make it to Hungary. Wade can travel to Australia for a non ranking event but won't go to Hungary for a ranking one , work that one out, and currently Wade is 29th place in the top 32 for the European Championships, you would think a trip in Hungary to cement his European spot would be a priority.Wade last year whinged about not being in Twat Porter glorified roadshow yet when he had every opportunity to make the top 4 he pulled  of multiple event, and this weekend he looks like will dop to world #7.

 

Elsewhere this week , there was World Series qualifiers, which held zero interest for me, but Chizzy this week played in said world Series and 2 players championships, and he lost his first game in two events, and lost second round in the other event, and not an average over 89, its like his game fell off a cliff. So when he played Nijman I was pleasantly surprised he dumped out the match fixing prick and averaged over 100.

 Luke Humphries pro tour win on Wednesday saw his reclaim the world #2 spot and Adam Paxton spoke how he got death threats after his game with Ratajski, no doubt over some degenerate gambler losing a bet, strange how these degenerate cunts will blame anyone and everyone for their own gambling problems.Elsewhere it seems Adam Paxton 

In the modus I watched Colin Osbourne score well in all 4 of his games on Thursday night, but hit just one double out of 17 in his first game, then was brilliant on doubles in his next 2, and in his fourth game hit one out of 17 again. In his first game on Friday missed twelve darts at a double