Saturday, September 12, 2026


 KNOB OF THE WEEK

No surprise this oxygen thief wins Knob of the Week after the cunt this week claimed he was a cult hero. This guy is so far up his own fat hole i am surprised he cannot see the back of his own yellow teeth. Also this week he acted like a typical victim seeking scouse prick after he said how he lost 90 grand on gambling at a quid a spin on some online slot machine.

 IF THE FAT CUNT WAS AS QUICK TO LOSE CALORIES AS HE WAS TO LOSE MONEY HE MIGHT NOT BE A VISUALLY REPULSIVE GROTESQUE  ODIOUS SACK OF SHIT.

 

Hopefully he loses Saturday and stays out of the European Championships spot, despite Joe Cullen doing everything he can to make it easier for Cunting to overtake him. The Liverpudlian Ogre is also currently still not qualified for the Grand Sham of Darts and hopes he fails to qualify for that as well 
I must also give a mention for Kim Crybrechts parading around like a cunt on the oche  only to choke in the last leg decider to Bialecki,  Also a mention for Headshaker Barney who jobbed yet again against a Canadian jobber and threw dirty looks to the crowd as if they were to blame for his pathetic performance, and sick shit of comms rimming the cunt calling the clown a five time world champion,
 
Speaking of comms rimming people, I am sick of comms rimming the hole of Honey Monster Beau Greaves, I know some people will moan and cry how I don't like munter players, but why is she getting preferential treatment , more hype, interviews etc ? I believe in equality, but somehow equality does not apply when preferential treatment goes to one gender over another. There are vastly better players than her ignored and not given the same hype, but because she is a woman somehow thats okay, seems to me equality does not matter when its suits women.

Saturday, September 5, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Last week I awarded it to Wade for being a lazy bastard, how he can travel to Australia for a non ranking exbo but would not go to Europe for an actual ranking one. This week he withdrew from another ranking euro tour, which not shows his complete laziness, but does so at a time where should Bunting win on Saturday Wade is in the last position for the European Championships with the possibility he could be out of the spots come Sunday night.

I know there are 3 events left I think, but Wades record in the Euro tour is pretty abysmal, in fact Ian White has won more euro tours than him, with Wade picking up just two Euro tours in 15 years and with him earning nothing if he loses a game on a Saturday, which has happened a good few times his priority should be on playing actual ranked events not stupid fucking exbos down under. 

 

Fair play to Modus this week for official announcing the mentally ill cross dress on hormones in Noah is not a woman. They had a headline on the youtube stream citing 9 dart history. Seeing as real biological women have hit 9 darters before, even in modus how is it history?, and he is male, and countless men hit 9 darters, so again how is it history, as there is only 2 biological sexes. Seems to me modus do not class him as a woman, then they also seem to not class him as a man, so again what part of it was 9 dart history ?

 

Also a mention for the visually repugnant obese scouse git Stephen Cunting, who this week in typical scouser victim mentality was crying again how his Peoples champion backfired, when he boasted of his number of followers on twitter, and then proceeded to mock dart fans on the internet. The repulsive cunt is thick as pigshit. This week he spoke about twitter again saying how he had come of the platform, but was still on there . What ? 

 

Paul nicholson, another grade A spastic seemingly suggested Keane Barry's nickname should be young stone face. He should go back to waffling on about ice hockey, sausages, wrestling and his other shit, in fact he should just fuck off , the guy is a fucking retard. 

Saturday, August 29, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Last Saturday Wade won the world Series event down under in Oz. Good for him except it is a meaningless non ranking glorified exbo, for me ranking darts matter more.

The lazy fucker this week decided to skip the players champs, and maybe excuses can be made for that but the lazy fucker withdrew from this weekends euro tour late even though others like fat Bunting who traveled to Australia can make it to Hungary. Wade can travel to Australia for a non ranking event but won't go to Hungary for a ranking one , work that one out, and currently Wade is 29th place in the top 32 for the European Championships, you would think a trip in Hungary to cement his European spot would be a priority.Wade last year whinged about not being in Twat Porter glorified roadshow yet when he had every opportunity to make the top 4 he pulled  of multiple event, and this weekend he looks like will dop to world #7.

 

Elsewhere this week , there was World Series qualifiers, which held zero interest for me, but Chizzy this week played in said world Series and 2 players championships, and he lost his first game in two events, and lost second round in the other event, and not an average over 89, its like his game fell off a cliff. So when he played Nijman I was pleasantly surprised he dumped out the match fixing prick and averaged over 100.

 Luke Humphries pro tour win on Wednesday saw his reclaim the world #2 spot and Adam Paxton spoke how he got death threats after his game with Ratajski, no doubt over some degenerate gambler losing a bet, strange how these degenerate cunts will blame anyone and everyone for their own gambling problems.Elsewhere it seems Adam Paxton 

In the modus I watched Colin Osbourne score well in all 4 of his games on Thursday night, but hit just one double out of 17 in his first game, then was brilliant on doubles in his next 2, and in his fourth game hit one out of 17 again. In his first game on Friday missed twelve darts at a double 

Saturday, August 22, 2026

 

 KNOB OF THE WEEK


It has been such a quiet week, I have given Knob of the Week to Mike Warburton. This week he entered the modus Match fixing Series on Thursday in group C won all 5 games and was top of the table by 4 points in a group where the top 2 qualify. Afterwards he was al cocky in his interview.

The following day he played 5 and lost 4 of them, and failed to finish in the top 2. He did not lose to incredible players, he truly bottled it. 

  

Ross Smith again this week went out first round in the World Series non ranking shit, but unlike Warburton in Modus, Smudger went out with a ton plus average, then I doubt he truly gives a fiddlers fuck, I bet those players see these meaningless exbo as just a paid holiday.  A mention for Twat Porter too for giving us a whole month of nothing, bar two scabby meaningless events down under which no cunt on Earth is get out of the cot at 10am on a Saturday morning to watch.

Saturday, August 15, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week the scumbag cunt was having a pop, and seemingly not for the first time at Gemma Hayter and believe Gemma was responding to posts like THIS .
Gemma herself on twitter made THESE COMMENTS
 

This is a guy that ripped off people, owed a fortune, as you can see HERE , check the 7th name down. nor is this the first player he has had issues with as he had problems with the kid Jack Main at the time, all referenced in older Knob of the Weeks, where has been accused of also being a conman, thief, drug user, with a victim mentality and a woman beater, all these are covered in his previous KotW wins.

His previous wins are here.
May 14th 2021 KNOB OF THE WEEK
April 23rd 2021 KNOB OF THE WEEK 
 
Last week I posted about those people not currently in the PDC Hall of Fame, and ironically soon after a video came out where Dennis Priestley spoke with poo pusher Huw Ware, and did not watch it but read how he spoke about the split at the time. He at least used that platform to bring up how the others should be respected, falling short of actually mentioning the Hall of Fame. Taylor is another that should be speaking out in loyalty to those that stood with him..It shows how much of a cunt Twat Porter and Hearn can be when those that risked everything have to beg for some recognition.
 
ANOTHER MEANINGLESS EXBO
 
Obviously Bunting losing is always a welcome sight, but does anyone really give a shiny shit about a non ranking exbo on at 8am, as if any cunt after a week of work is going to haul their arse out of the cot at 8am on a Saturday for this shit.

Saturday, August 8, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

There is fuckall happening this month, we have 2 weeks at the start of August with nothing followed by another 2 weeks where we only get pointless World Series muck in the Southern Hemisphere, seemingly this down time is to allow players take their holidays, you would swear they players were doing 60 hour weeks every week. As it stands countless players are skipping events all year round, picking and choosing events to skip, and if the PDC think the players need August to rest and take a break from travel, then why haul some halfway across the planet to New Zealand. Later in the year the TV events come thick and fast, it was bad enough the Matchplay was the first proper Major in 7 months not counting 3 days for the UK Open but to follow it with a month of nothing.The PDC calendar is in serious need of a reshuffle, even if it meant bringing forward almost every players championship so the PC Finals could come earlier in the year, likewise for euro tours in bring them more earlier.

 

This month the Twat Porter could have used this time to promote themselves in a positive way and announced members for the PDC Hall of Fame. It seems like it is every year I ask why so many of the original people who formed the WDC , which became the PDC are not in the Hall of Fame. To put things in to prospective the WDC was formed 34 years ago, when players eventually quit the BDO putting not only their own careers on the line, but put their own money on the line, and they stood up to the pressure of the BDO, the courts, often waiting well over 6 months or even longer to get paid from an event, and bar two traitorous Judas cunts who stabbed them in the back like Mike Gregory and Chris Johns, the remainder stood firm, without them there would be no PDC, no Barry Hearn, who make no mistake only got involved not because he "cared for the game" but in his own words said he smelled money. Yes Taylor and Bristow are in the Hall of Fame and rightfully so, but the have John Gwynne in the Hall of Fame, here is a guy who was not only a poor commentator, but was paid to do a job and stuck in the Hall of Fame for kissing ass, a guy that risked nothing, got paid well, but you have people like Jocky Wilson, a twice world champion , a Scot who like the other breakaway stars put his own money up to help form what is now the PDC and they could not put him in the Hall of Fame.

 

Then you have shaky Dave Clark, another useless cunt, and always said he was shit, then the poor bastards gets parkinsons, and no way the woke PDC could be seen to replace them. he got in the Hall of Fame, what next ? Thunder Thighs Turner for sitting in a warm studio spouting shit while she is handsomely rewarded, and her inclusion could tick some boxes ? but the actual players who put their careers on the line get ignored. I would go as far as to say people like Phil Taylor should be more vocal and demand the other former WDC creators be included,and speak up more, but Taylor has only ever made everything about himself. Jocky Wilson is not the only former World champion either, you have Bob Anderson and Keith Deller, along with 2 former world #1 in Harrington and Warriner, and the likes of Twat Porter is so ridiculously woke I expect him to add a woman or a token non white to the Hall of Fame soon to tick some PC box, rather than give some recognition to the actual people who deserve it, as without those people there would be no PDC for Twat Porter to run.

 Before I go, on the subject of people that should be in the Hall of Fame, a word on Keith Deller , I remember him beating the top 3 players, and seeds to win his world title, a great achievement and was popular at the time, came across as humble, sadly over the years became an egotistical cunt who thinks his 138 is the only score of 138 that could ever be important. I get he wants to self promote, but does so in a way where he alienates people, where everything is about him this week he could not help himself again go on about it on twitter, he would be better of spending his time arguing for himself and others to be included in the Hall of Fame. Of the 16 people who formed the WDC, 14 of which were players, 9 of those people , more than half of them are still not in the PDC and not given the recognition they deserve for what they did.

 


Saturday, August 1, 2026

 



KNOB OF THE WEEK

 I am not going to knock MvG's career record, after Taylor the most successful player in the history of the PDC, and if he never won another major ranking title will go down as one of the greats. There is the problem, I and so many others who have watched this game for a long time see him as one of the greats, but sadly a lot of new fans of the game, younger kids etc suffer from recency bias, thinking everything new or recent is the best ever. I can almost forgive younger kids because they have been brainwashed for years by PDC comms to believe nonsense. For example last weeks winner of Knob of the Week Wayne Mardle said Littler was as good as MvG, but the same Mardle said a few years ago that MvG was better than Taylor.

 

Let that sink in for a moment , there was countless people back in 2021 and 2022 claiming MvG was better than Taylor because MvG had a short successful period, and now Littler is better than MvG. What Littler has done is incredible, there is no denying that, but the obsession about averages is so mental it is like people just look at that only. Take this buffoon for example

 So what is the criteria by these morons to dictate who is the best player, is it only titles? If so then Taylor is the best, Bristow has more world titles than MvG so arguably the second best, and had the old pre-split BDO had as many TV ranking Majors as the PDC does today, Bristow's haul would be even greater.
Or is the criteria simply just averages ? If so that is just ignorance of the highest level, when Taylor hit the record comp averages, it was on boards with smaller trebles, and as for Bristow he won his titles at a time when the boards were even worse, with even smaller trebles, thicker wires that caused more bounce outs, with added staples making the trebles even smaller,, then factor in thicker fatter darts, but along comes a new generation, uneducated, stupid, and brainwashed by idiotic comms  who would have you believe everything today is better. MvG has won 3 World titles in his almost 20 years in the PDC. Taylor won 8 in a row in his first 9 years in the PDC, and already had  pre split world titles before that. As for Bristow he won 5 World titles in a seven year period, but modern fans simply dismiss Bristow because of recency bias because of jobber ignorant fuckers like Mardle who spouts nonsense and gullible people swallow it whole. This reminds me of one of the most retarded tweets I ever saw, who remembers this mental illness
This inbred abortion surviving retarded fuckwad is one of these people that actually believe Headshaker has genuinely 4 world titles, and even PDC comms try hoodwink people with this Barney nonsense having 4 world titles. If you truly believe Barney has 4, then he has more World titles than MvG, and some people claim World titles matter. Then you have people say its total titles, how much does a World title count for in the overall scheme. For example, James Wade never won a world title, but is the 4th most successful player in PDC history, yet Adrian Lewis only won 4 PDC ranking tv titles, but 2 of them World championships. You can argue the merits how important total titles compares to world titles, but for people to simply dismiss people like Bristow because of their own ignorance needs to be pointed out.
 
Imagine thinking Bristow could not even win a tour card, this cunt is allowed drive, and even vote, thankfully too dumb to get a woman and breed. 
 
 
 As I said earlier, back around 2022 and even before it  people were trying to convince others MvG was better than Taylor, but MvG has not won a ranking tv title since 2022 and now the same cretins who called MvG better than Taylor suddenly went quiet only to pipe up again now claiming Littler is better than MvG. some people are so fickle. I think Littler is an incredible player, MvG was an incredible player but make no mistake, Bristow would have mentally destroyed both of them, Littler won't have the stamina, determination and longevity of Taylor. MvG is on the wane, and he knows it, despite him spouting things like "people fear me". which no one believes. Yes Littler today has people raving about him, and is hugely popular but Bristow was the biggest superstar in the game, people were raving about Bristow globally in a time before social media even existed. Again  this is another example of ignorant people thinking everything today is new or better or has never been done before today.
 
People need to stop listening to the likes of Mardle and accepting his nonsense as fact, ignore Dan Dawson and his lunacy ramblings of Barney having 4 world titles, or Stuart Pyke that complete asshole telling us how Bunting is one of the most popular players in the game. Start thinking for yourselves, go watch old matches from pre split BDO matches in their entirety, see the shit boards, watch how many bounce outs, look at the darts and equipment, see the passion of fans , just don't take the words of comms paid to brainwash you to believe everything is suddenly better so they can sell you more tickets, or get you to pay for Sky or PDC TV subscription.
 
 
OTHER SHIT 
 
 The player's championships is a strange one, part of me hates that so many elite players skip these and lessen their value, but on the flip side, I am happy the lesser players are getting better chances to earn some badly needed coin. One player who is hoping it carries on like this is the match fixing prick Nijman as in under 2 years he is going to be defending a lot of floor money in a time when its likely all the top players will be regulary competing as I cannot see the PDC not doing anything about these PC's.
 
The next darts is 2 weeks time for yet another scabby exbo in New Zealand followed the week after by another World Series exbo in Australia, utter meaningless shit.