KNOB OF THE WEEK

Another week, and another non ranking  comp, It is like there is no end to this shit. The only positives I can say about the World Cup is at least we see some of the lesser known players from around the world, but the format is a complete joke, if you are going to have seeds, then they all should get a bye, if not, then put all seeds in the first round. Lets face it, England are not going to lose is a best of 15, but at least in a best of 7 legs, it might garner some more interest. I watched some of the early Thursday night session, and I believe rod Studd is possibly as big a fucking cunt as Stuart Pyke, putting aside Studd and Pyke are fucking shit at their job, Studd is a condescending prick, in some game on Thursday he spoke to John Part like a total prick With Studd, Pyke, and Thunder Thighs turner who is absolute dogshit giving advice, on players who on their worst day, averaged higher than she ever achieved in her pathetic excuse of a career, hired to tick boxes. When Wayne Mardle, who is a prick in real life and with an ego as big as Stephen Cunting is not in the top 3 worst commentators is hows how bad things are. I remember when commentary was as good as the darts, Bristow was priceless, Lanning superb, even Waddell like him or hate was different, its so bad these the dreary plumber Mark Webster seems good in comparison to Studd, Pyke, Mardle, turner etc. These days I try look for streams with some other language, as you still get the same atmosphere, but spared listening to the shit we get on sky sports.

Studd also seemed to be constantly having snide digs at Mansell for now representing the Republic, of Ireland harping on about switching countries, claiming it to be controversial, and it might be a valid point if the same prick did nor rim the hole of Paul Lim, a guy that has played International darts for FOUR different countries, seems he has no problem with the pensioner doing it., though to be fair to Lim and all the Singapore, Chinese and southeast Asian players they do play well considering they only open their eyes about 15%

 

On the plus side, the draw for today (Saturdays) action is perfect, since I won't be around on a Saturday night stuck in watching non ranking shit , I luckily get to miss seeing the 2 Northern Ireland cunts, the boring one sided England game, and spared looking at the vile hunchback MvG.

 

 

 

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This week saw yet another meaningless non ranking exbo with the World Series, and if that's not bad enough we also have the World Cup coming the week after, yet another non ranking televised  exbo. This weekends Nordic exbo means nothing, but stayed in tonight and had this on in the background, and the reason this fat disgusting visually repulsive , scouse liar and overall absolute cunt gets Knob of the Week was for  all his guff about retaining his title, as if it meant anything, and secondly the manner in which he lost.. Cunting missed 25 doubles, and lost to a player who is complete dog shit and would barely survive modus.. The fat fuck missed 7 match darts, and left the competition without a whimper.Heading to 13 years this rubber faced obese prick has been sickening me in the PDC and not a single ranking TV final to his name, not one, but his fat arse gets invited unjustly to World Series, Premier Leagues etc.

 

Yet Wade, the 4th most successful player in the history of the PDC gets dismissed, tonight he got his first World Series match in 4 years, and then he drew the highest ranked and arguably best player of the qualifiers, and his reward for winning is a Match with Littler.. In fact Wade is in the last 4 and the 3 other players in his section are the top 3 in the world.Not sure how that seems right, but then I don't have the desire to find out why either, cos these events bore me in general.

 

On the topic of the top players meeting, having them meet week in week out for the Premier League, and now World Series shit, lessens the value of these match ups, for what, non ranking meaningless events. Is a battle between Humphries and Littler in lets say a Matchplay semi final as mouth watering after seeing them week in week out in non ranking shit, for me no, its still a great tie in a major, but has lost some of its appeal.

As for the PC's I find the Players championships vastly greater than the Premier League, not solely because the PC's are ranking, but we get variety, new faces, players playing for their careers. A pay out of 15k  can be enormous to some players, why the fuck do I care if the  fat short squat  cunt and millionaire Littler got 250k non ranking money for winning an exhibition for friends of Twat Porter. Even though the format will change next year, it has too as they cannot flog this shit over and over even the morons will cop on eventually, its still goes on too long, and I understand the PDC, taking coin of pissed up cunts in fancy dress who care more about singing stupid chants, and chucking piss at each other instead of the game,but why should anyone care about exbos?  I remember last year Barney missing players championships as he was booked in some exbo, where he was gonna make more money. I can understand Barney doing what he did for the money, but as a fan, why would I care how much non ranking he earns, I only concern myself with ranking darts. when I watch football I don't care about friendlies, even if its a full stadium with players get big pay days.

 

 

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This weeks walking crippled medical disaster and Holland's version of Mervyn King spoke about Gerwyn Price skipping events, and pulling out of some at the last minute. I have seen people agree with him, some others saying Price can withdraw from whatever he likes. Regardless of whether you agree with him, my issue is the speed jobber chose to have a go at Price, but when MVG did it for years, he had no issue about it. I am sick of dutch pricks players and fans defending players simply because their dutch, you only have to look how how many dutch cunts defended the mentally ill man Noah, raping the women's game. 

The speed jobber said how things worked out well for goldfish mouth Christian Kist, seems he was happy for him...oh wait, of course he would be, Kist is another dutch cunt, what a coincidence. If you are going to call out a player for his actions, you cannot change your stance or ignore when a person from the same country does it. Remember the speed jobber recently complained about Price losing weight and getting fit, seems he has an issue with Price. Vinny giving health advice...let that sink in. But has been quiet since Hunchback MvG has lost a shit load of weight...oh wait MvG is Dutch

 In fact every week he moans about something and the only time he praised someone was Van Veen and his rise, who is ..that's right Dutch. He complained last year about people raving about Littler and not to put feathers in his ass whilst he rimmed dutch players.

THE NON RANKING GLORIFIED ROADSHOW FOR TWAT PORTERS CLIQUE

 

Thankfully this shit is over till next year, and mark my words the format will be changed, there is no way the PDC can trot this out again next year,. I did not even watch finals night, not even the highlights, was out drinking instead, I hope as a Wade fan he is left out next year, and Price who I like gives it a skip, making it just as easy to skip it again next year. 

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Is there a more deluded self centered , odious prick in the top 32 of the PDC than Stephen Bunting. Here is a scouse git despite being sickening visually repulsive , he is a proven liar, who called himself the peoples champion then publicly lied about saying it when he got criticism. He has been selected unjustly for Twat Porter non ranking invitational gloried roadshow on more than one occasion, and yesterday in a night where every single match was a dead rubber in an already meaningless competition, he won it and then proceeded to state winning a night of dead rubbers was justification for his selection.

 

He failed to make the play offs, again, so how is repetitive failures to make the final night anything else but failure. Then I expect nothing else from the likes of Twat Porter and his agenda driven hype, to brainwash the majority of dart fans who are thick as pig shit. Remember Bunting has not only ever in over a dozen years in the PDC won a ranking major, in fact he has never even reached the final of one, yet players who have done far more in the PDC and won actual ranking majors have been excluded.

 

Twat Porter this week and the PDC put out a video with the sick cornholer Huw Ware speaking to some other faggot about rainbow laces or some other nonsense, not that I would watch that shit with 2 sick deviants. Even if you have no issue with Men who allow other sick men to fuck them in the ass, what has the person's sexuality got to with darts.? I am sick of being told in 2026 that people proud to be cornholers are brave, they are attention seeking sick fucks, and if they want to practice sodomy in their private life, what the fuck has it got with throwing darts? I am sick of Twat Porter and Sky TV hiring people like Laura turner for example, not because she had experience at the top end of the game but solely based on gender to tick boxes, promoting faggots, mouthing off about equality and fairness, when ignoring worthy players for the PL in order to placate members of his clique.

 

People are starting to be sick of this pandering, not just in darts, this week in football ITV dropped Eni Aluko, a person hired solely to tick boxes, hired solely for being a black women and forced upon the audience, who was completely ignorant, and out of her depth, and now she was rightfully dropped for being shit at a job she never deserved in the first place. I am sure by the time you read this the race card will have been played by her, as victim mentality if rife with people hired to tick boxes when they are shown to have been unworthy of the job they got in the first place.No one  has a bigger victim mentality complex more than a scouser, and should Bunting finally be omitted from next years Glorified roadshow, he will have a cry. despite his multiple failures. How many years can a player go without a single ranking tv final and be constantly selected for the Premier League, as it stands Bunting is crashing towards 13 years. Yet the fourth most successful player in the entire history of the PDC in James Wade is constantly overlooked despite last year reaching the final of the Matchplay and UK open, only losing to Littler, like everyone else has. Noppert, Cross, De Decker all won TV titles and were ignored in recent years, how long can Bunting continue be promoted, given favoritism, undeserved PL chances without ever winning a thing of note ? As for the bullshit line the Premier League is the best 8 players in the world is a lie.

 

Wade for example is a better player than Bunting, the rankings  alone prove that, his titles prove that.. You could argue the match fixing cunt Nijman is a better player currently than Bunting, along with a slew of others. In fact in the current yearly ranking money, Bunting is not even in the top 16 

 

Is anyone surprised Stephen Cunting and Josh Cock , two players unjustly selected for the Glorified non ranking roadshow, finished bottom ? As usual was in the pub Thursday night, but saw the results, and the top 5 confirmed with a week to spare.  How are they going to hype next week heap of shit when the results don't matter, will they talk about averages, that don't matter, maybe try bullshit the viewer how the same 8 players playing each other week in week out is "special", when any appeal of the top players meeting  is now dead. They can hype Littler against Humphries, but we have seen it too many times, making their meetings in proper ranking events more special. The format of the non ranking invitational pet project of Twat Porter is fucking boring, its stale and redundant. Many fans and players have voiced the same opinion

A mention for last weeks winner Wright who bombed against Schindler in the euro tour after he claimed would win it, went out in PC #15 and in PC #16 both times in the last 128, losing both times averaging in the 80s and losing twice to Polish player, and both Polaks averaging just 91.

As for the Matchplay, Rob Cross, Bellyboy, Chizzy and Krusty are all outside the current Matchplay spots but all except for Wright are just a few grand off, but Wright down at #50 a whopping £28k outside a qualifying spot.

 I saw a lot of people crying about Gerwyn Price who pulled out of the world Cup, as if the non ranking world Cup was something that mattered. I can understand it mattering to some lesser nations for players getting a wedge of cash, but Price does not need

Scumbag Adam Smith Neale rocked up in a group of jobbers in Modus and failed to get out of the group. 

Lastly I saw an great interview with Chris Mason, who echoed so many things I had said for ages, be it the boring PL, Greaves being an exception to the rule in women's dart , The PDC being Unisex, and how women are not geared to compete with me in general, and I agree with him with a euro tour in Ireland or Wales , and his comments on the WDF Masters, but I draw the line with his idiotic comment how people should applaud the match fixing bastard Nijman for his wonderful story. If a person, robs, fiddles kids, murders or whatever gets caught and does his time it does not change what they are, Nijman is a cheat, and that is what he will always be just like Mason will always be an ex con,

 

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While no one can criticize Peter Wright's collection of titles, this guy spouts some of the most ridiculous bullshit. He is clearly far far from the player he once was, and that is understandable, he is over 55 but this week when asked about him most likely missing the Matchplay, as he is currently 45th in the rankings , a full £24k outside the top 16. He claimed he would win this weekends Euro tour, and questioned those asking why he he would not make it. I understand Wright like so many former World champions will have an ego, and can understand him telling himself he will win the event, but when he expects fans to believe utter bullshit he is only making himself look a moron. Remember this is the guy who told us he lives on salads when he had a beer belly and looked 9 months pregnant. Yesterday Wright beat Zoran Lerchbacher averaging 81, Monday Wright got raped by the Honey Monster Greaves 6-1 averaging 85 , on the Tuesday Schindler averaging in just the 80s  dumped out Wright, and Schindler faces Wright again today. In terms of money earned this year he lies 54th

 

I have no issue with players believing whatever nonsense they do, but the notion anyone else buys the shit they spew is what makes those players total idiots. This week Fatpot Adrian Lewis spoke how as a tour card holder he had to eat junk food as if the gluttonous fat fuck was some victim. First I am sick of fat cunts blaming the food, no one forces fat fucks to stuff junk down their gullet, that is their choice, Adrian Lewis could have had salads, no one is putting a gun to his head and making him eat junk food. They could get a salad earlier in the day, whats the excuse then ? The salad is cold later ?. Lets not forget, Adrian Lewis was already well on his way to be being a fat fuck back in the early 2000s when he came on the scene. As someone who works all over Cork county and often other parts of Munster, doing long days, I know even in 2 bit petrol stations in the backs of Ballygobackwards you can get healthier food options, so fuck off with this notion you cannot find nothing else to eat. Fat people will always blame someone or something else for their weight, but never themselves.

 Lastly, how long more before the miserable Dutch headshaking prick Barney finally fucks off , yesterday the miserable cunt averaged 77.

 

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I have not watched a single week of this monotonous shit, not even watching highlights anymore, but seeing my twitter dominated with this shit I am tempted to block the PDC account, this glorified shit seems to run for ever. 

The main news this week was the hype around Beau Greaves winning a pro tour, I got home from work and only saw it on darts connect and when she let a 6-3 lead slip away, I thought either it was pressure, or perhaps the long day and longer format was playing a part, and with the self entitled prick Bellyboy waiting on double for the win, the 142 from her brilliant.

 Sadly , the mentally ill disturbed fuckwits who despise real women, instead preferring to care about mentally ill men in dresses and lipstick robbing from the women's game have tried twist this  in some argument, that their is no difference between the sexes, except their argument is severely flawed, in that Greaves is not your typical female player, she is the exception. Even the other women Fallon Sherrock who was over hyped are nowhere near her level, no other woman ever has played at her level.

I would put Greaves win better than anything Sherrock has ever done, remember Sherrock has failed Q-school , year after year, after year, and the games she won at Ally Pally saw her opponents shit themselves under pressure plus had the rabble in the crowd support her whilst boo her opponents. You can make the argument lots of jobbers have won a players championships, the field was depleted missing  players like Littler, Price, Clayton etc, but you can only beat what is in front of you, so well done to the girl.

However , as great as her achievement is, its still only a pro tour, and the following days winner, the skinny match fixing cunt Nijman has won a fair few now, but has done nothing on tv. Remember Ian White and Justin Pipe have racked up multiple PC wins in a year and never done a thing of note on tv, in fact were the pinnacle of their careers, so whilst a great result for Greaves, its far too premature to start expecting her to take that to TV Majors.

Next weeks PC's see 7 of the 8 Glorified Thursday night exbo  missing, so she has a good chance to perform well again, or perhaps we get yet another first time winner. With Greaves being clearly better than any other female player, who dominates the Women's series, how long before she skips them and make the whole women's series even more worthless, remember the main tour is unisex, as is the challenge tour, and the development tour, so why the fuck is there a women's only series, when there is no Men's only game or series. Woman rant on about equality but have no problem with favoritism when it suits them. The women's series is not working, Greaves is getting more experience playing Men, than she does wiping the floor with useless deluded Munters, only playing the Women's series cos its money for jam, cash for nothing.