I tuned in for some of this weeks action which was an International pairs week. The first thing I see is who they had representing England, was it lasts week champion of champions winner, a guy doing well in the PDC Development tour and English, Jack Drayton ? Of course not, why would they pick one the better English players when the woke pricks can stick in Fallon Sherrock who is dogshit to tick some box, and they had two token black lads from Kenya who they could fawn over endlessly. So it was no surprise England fared so badly, winning just one match in 2 days. In a group of 5 where 3 qualified, they finished rock bottom. As for the token black players, needless to say they were not good enough either, imagine that, Players put in events to tick boxes were not good enough, who could have possibly seen that coming. 

Then we have the abortion surviving defect of mother nature who captions the videos on you tube for them, who between ignorance and hyperbole, showed his grasp or lack of , for the English language

 

I knew some people out there who cry about this blog, Australian cornholers, fat four eyed he-she lovers and other inbred simpletons, will say I often make spelling errors, and its true I have, but I do not do this for money, I am not pretending to be professional like modus, I do not hire people to do a job, and then the dumb cunts cannot do it properly. I wonder if the spaz is responsible for these graphics

 

However, there was some great moments

Neil Duff: The week before this deluded fuckwit said in the studio how he wanted to be Series 13 Champion  since he "won everything else in the game". The stupid fuck actually said that. This week he and his partner rocked up and they finished bottom of the table, think they lost 12 of their 15 games, and in some games Duff walked off the stage in a huff, they got another chance in group C and were even worse, and finished second last above equally as shit France.The highlight of the week was Burnett, he is must watch and his interviews the stuff of legends, and his interview on Wednesday after Wales won group A was brilliant.

Danny Baggish was player of the night on Thursday and Friday some of his finishing was superb, but putting aside, the awful comms, the shit graphics, retarded click bait it was a decent watch in some parts and that was down to the players themselves.

The Twat Porter glorified roadshow was on in the pub with the volume off, and took little notice, except when one of my buddies pointed out where the short arsed obese chav cunt Littler was try to pump and flex like he was physical specimen. The squat obese cunt has the cardio of a 68 year old chain smoking alcoholic, seemingly according to what I read on twitter, the ignorant fat cunt is getting booed by fans and suddenly Sky are upset, and crying its an issue and unfair on players. Odd how for years when other players got booed, like Gerwyn Price, the PDC line was, "its part and parcel of the game" somehow now its an issue when their golden little fat pig is the poster child.

 

I saw people complaining about the comments by MvG towards Unterbuchner, and people more curious as to why he said then as to opposed to the comments themselves, and the comments were true, but you have to understand MvG is a cunt, who tried to cheat on his wife with a Bradford slapper, while his wife was at home pregnant. Now his wife is sat at home pregnant again. only for the father of the child is someone else, after she booted MvG out, she moved on quickly and now the bitter dicksplash is living off past glories. Still on the plus side the stress and worry has seen him lose all the weight and is no longer a fat ugly bald cunt, not just an ugly bald cunt now. Lets hope it continues until he makes Bradley Brooks look like he-man

I also spotted on the screen Laura Turner on the oche pontificating about players. Here is another box ticking hire completely out of her fucking depth.Here is a useless player, not even good enough to compete in the challenge tour. lets alone get within farting distance of a possible Q-school tour card holder, giving advice on players that play on a level she could not even comprehend. I don't blame her for taking the job since sky were so woke and stupid to give it to her, but she must have no shame, she has to know she is shit at darts, shit at commentary, and compared to the other blonde bint, looks like shit, and if I am watching a dart event at home and I see a token cunt, be it a black, camel jockey, munter, or some cunt poured in to a wheelchair the audio goes off, I will not entertain the thought of ever listening to the cunts.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It was a busy week for me and saw none of the players championships, and only saw the action from the Modus champions week in the late evening, and sooner eat my own shit than stay in on Thursday night to watch the boring glorified exbo, so the first live darts i saw was Friday evenings euro tour. Nobody should ever be subject to Barney and gurney on the same night, holy fuck 2 of the most miserable cunts you can ever see. They would actually depress you looking at their sour miserable heads. Gurney was 5- down and should have lost 6-1 but some Nordic clogger shat him self missing countless match darts, and the cunt gurney got back to 5-5 and still fucked it, and finished with a 77 average. Then there was Barney, what a miserable cunt he is, then he is Dutch.

Has there ever been a nation of such deluded miserable cunts? This week another miserable dutch cunt Vincent van der Voort defend the crossing man who has been systematically robbing the Women's game, cos wait for it...the thieving crossing dresser is dutch. In an interview even had the audacity to claim Deta Hedman a real biological women should have faced sanctions for refusing to play a Man in a Women's event. A Dutch cunt could rape a child and Dutch people would defend him if he was Dutch.  I am sick of Dutch cunts throwing logic, reason and the minimum of common sense out the window over their xenophobic love of all things Dutch, chicken shit cunts rolled over quick when the Nazis crossed the border.

The lanky prick  is a fucking moron, and claimed the crossing thief has his income disappearing , the income he stole as a Man from the Women's game, the cheek of that prick.

 

Keeping on the topic of Dutch cunts, I am sick to the teeth of Dutch people defending Wessel the cheating match fixing prick, sick of this excuse how he paid for what he did. If someone commits a crime, be it rape, murder, or whatever, doing their time does not absolve them of what they are, That match fixing prick is , and will always be a cheat, that is the person he is, the type of bad character he is, and as good as he might be currently on the oche, as players get on a run and fall away eventually, he will always be a cheat.

 

Elsewhere I had to laugh at modus hyping Nathan Potter all week only for him to finish bottom of his group, then hype him again for group c and he failed to get out of the group and qualify for Saturday nights finals. As for the group A winner, a shame Derek Coulson missed out narrowly at Q-school, a player I like solid as fuck and in his 50s reaching his prime, one of the most consistent players I have seen in Modus, and doing well on the challenge tour also, and his decision to skip the pro tours during the week look a wise decision if he wins Saturday nights final and pockets 25k

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

The award this week goes to a mentally ill man and drag queen who had the audacity to who as a Man stole tens of thousands of pounds from the Women's game, which is already pittance money. Then he had the audacity to act like he was the victim, when the DRA made a ruling Men could not play in the Womens' game...Yes, , we live in a time when you need to stop Men playing in Women's games. Noah Man Leuven then announced his retirement and sure enough all those people who pretend to be liberal people who stand up for peoples rights were out in force crying, seems real women's rights are not important to the woketards who claim to care about rights, somehow a Man stealing from the Women's game was okay.

The funniest part is now he will not be fleecing the women's game of cash in the Women's Matchplay, next in line to replace him is Deta Hedman, one of the most outspoken women against Men in the Womens game.  

As for Twat Porter and the PDC, who always try tell viewers fat potbellied alcoholics chucking metal at a board is a sport,  were it not for the DRA, I believe the PDC would have continued to let thieving cross dressers  rape the women's game.

Take a look at this kool-aid drinking he-she loving mutant 

 

Good riddance to the pot stealing mentally ill, cross dresser. 

 

Speaking all things disgusting about woke bullshit and the hypocrisy, this week Modus spent the week kissing the hole of the black player David Munyua. It could not be because of his ability, as he is dog shit with his averages in the 60s and low 70s, but because he is black, even on Monday entitling the video David Munyua is back, as if he ever any fucking good. Its like Modus think hyping him will make them look more woke or less racist , when they fail to realize hyping someone simply because of the color of their skin is the very epitome of racism. By the way Munyua played all week, and failed to qualify for Saturdays finals night despite it being one of the poorest weeks in a long time.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 As usual I did not watch the non ranking glorified exbo for friends of Twat Porter on Thursday as I was out supping pints, so Friday afternoon I heard about Luke littler acting the maggot, being a cunt etc. I always said Littler was a common little cunt, it always annoyed me how the PDC comms tried portray this chav obese cunt as a role model for kids. Then I found a video of the incident and my first thought, was the fans complaining about Littler are a bunch of soyboy cunts. Fans upset Littler celebrated Van Veen missing a match dart. What is wrong with celebrating your opponent missing, the same week Littler celebrated Van Veen missing, Bosnian players celebrated Italy missing penalties to qualify for the World Cup, there is nothing wrong with being happy your opponent misses, you can call Littler a chav, common, but great players tend to be bad losers. Show me a good loser and I show you a loser.

 

I grew up watching Bristow wind up opponents, Jocky Wilson upsetting people, these people were characters, Van Veen came out of this looking like a fucking pathetic wimp crying because Littler hurt his feeling, did  the hospital remove his balls and backbone with the kidney stones. old cunts like me, who have watched darts for decades  miss the characters that dominated the game, that is why players like Wade who pisses off the sheep and Twat Porter is among my favourites, same with Price who upsets the sheep. Modern fans are the ones who kiss the hole of the likes of Bunting, think its normal for a mentally ill man in drag to play in a women's series, and drink the PDC kool-aid and actually believe the Premier League is a  proper event.

Twat Porter will be happy this week all the fans crying will get the PDC media attention for the Premier League. But that is how stale, boring repetitive the PL is when it this is the only talking point of the glorified exbo.. Will I tune in next week ? Of course not, its been going on months, it is pointless, maybe finals night is worth a watch, but no one believe a invitational exbo is a major.

 

Then you have that lump of shit and fat farmer Scott Mitchell make absolutely retarded comments saying how he did not believe Luke would celebrate another player missing.. Mitchell is a fucking moron, of course players celebrate or are happy when their opponent miss, nothing wrong with celebrating, remember Scott Mitchell once ran off Bob Potter's Lakeshite stage to attack another person, over who that player was supporting and when I reported it at the time I was called a liar, told it never happened, until eventually the truth came out and was proven correct. 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 There there was the comment by Barry Hearn this week about Littler complaining about the food at Premier League venues. Littler a fat cunt who hauls his huge carcass out of the cot at the crack of noon, to sit on his fat hole and vape and munch kebabs whilst playing videos games complaining about food is priceless, cunt needs to eat less, what was his problem with the food at the venues, were they serving salads or healthy food and that upset his precious ever expanding and over working heart? His weight in stone must be higher than his age in years, its a diet he needs, not more stuffing himself. Watch him waddle about on the oche and then listen to Mardle tell us how the game is a sport. Before some abortion surviving genetic mutant has a cry about him winning Knob of the Week after he won some night in the non ranking glorified exbo for friends of Twat Porter, I could not give a shiny shit about the PL.

 

On the topic of sport, this week there was the news that the IOC was banning trans-women from Women's sport in 2028. Except the it should read, they are banning Men from Women's sport, as the retarded word trans-women means Men, to call these mentally unstable people any form of women is an insult to real women. So if darts truly wants its viewers to believe fat out of shape beer belly alcoholics throwing darts in a pub game is a sport, they they need to boot out Noah Man Lueven from Women's events, I don't want to hear the mental defect Paul Nicholson, or ex con Mason or simpleton Mardle tell us how darts is a sport, when they ignore sporting laws and guidelines. Even the WDF banned them, yes, the WDF are ahead of the PDC in that aspect.Then even if the PDC do eventually decide to follow IOC guidelines, it still won't convince me darts is a sport.

 


I have seen a lot of posts about players complaining about traveling, living out of a suitcase, and the sad pricks looking for sympathy. What irks me the most are the majority of these soft pricks doing the crying are British players, the same British players who don't realize how fortunate they are the biggest majors like Ally Pally, Matchplay, Grand Prix and UK open are held in England, as are the majority of players championships. I could understand if European players who have to do far more traveling were the ones complaining, but no excuse for the lazy British fuckers who don't have to travel internationally as much as non Brits. Even the cabbage Damon Heta this week said its part and parcel of the game, and this guy moved to the other side of the planet for his love of the game. This week a player called Jesus Salate,  from Argentina, supposedly now living in Spain now traveled to play modus for pittance, here is a guy that loves the game and another non brit making trips without complaining, but British players are crying cos they had to get a ferry and then drive to Belgium, or a short flight. So the British players crying can go fuck off and they won't get any sympathy of me. Imagine Ricky Evans doing roofing or working a real job, cunt would have a stroke, but moaning about traveling to throw arrows at a board for half an hour.
Today the challenge tour took place where the majority are jobbers, playing for pittance, and there was no shortage of non Brits willing to travel to take part.

 

 

 

 

                    KNOB OF THE WEEK

As I mentioned before I was a big fan of George Carlin and one of my favorite quotes  by him was “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group" and this has never been so apt when it  comes to darts fans. The levels of crying and whining by snowflakes over the scouse salad dodger Bunting getting put off by a guy whistling was nauseating.
For years we have seen fighting in PDC crowds, guys only there to sing about tables and chuck piss at each other, whilst pissed out of their skulls in fancy dress but as a soon as a fat scouse piece of shit gets a whistle suddenly crowd behaviour is an issue. What makes it all the more staggering was Bunting having a cry, the same fat cunt who at the World Championships  played Sebastian Bialecki where the Polish lad had the crowd on his back and helped Bunting win.

Did Bunting complain then ? No, in fact the fat ignorant cunt had the audacity in his post match interview to claim the crowd "were great". He completely ignored the whistling at the time when it was against his opponent, because it was to his benefit and now in typical scouse victim mentality mode it is now only an issue because he bottled it. All of the 4 Majors, and the oldest ones at that, Worlds, Matchplay, UK Open and Grand Prix are played in the Britain, and I have seen the countless non British players get booed, jeered, and have players shout out and whistle, nothing was ever done, now some fat scouse cunt hears a whistle and its a problem.


Last week I gave Keane Barry knob of the week for blowing a 5 leg lead and losing six legs on the trot. just like Jeffrey de Zwaan did last weekend but Barry got it because the UK Open is a bigger event that the Euro Tour. This week Price blew a 5 leg lead in the Premier League, and he did choke, however does anyone really give a fuck about the repetitive, non ranking , invitational roadshow for friends of Twat Porter ? I rather watch the Modus Super Series finals on a Saturday than the PL. You can win every single night of the PL, top the table by more than 40 points, and still not win the event because a guy in 4th place can turn up on the final night and win the meaningless event and it does nothing for their ranking. Ask Glen Durrant if he wishes if the PL was ranked, maybe he might not have sank like a stone afterwards if the PL money was ranked. As for Josh Rock, I am getting sick of the same snowflakes crying over Bunting losing over whistling saying how they feel sorry for the little fat northern Ireland cunt. Stevie fuckin Wonder could have forseen Rock and Bunting were out of their depth, and now they act surprised. Wade, Noppert, Ando or even Aspinall  would have been better than those 2 undeserving players.

 

 

In the last month James Wade made more TV ranking finals than Josh Cock and Steven Cunting have in their entire PDC careers COMBINED. Noppert has won a ranking Major, something Cock and Cunting have never done, let alone what Aspinall and Ando have done.

Instead of crying how you feel sorry for cock and Bunting, blame Twat Porter for their undeserved inclusion.

EURO TOUR

I watched tonights session of darts and was a great session, Reyes and Ratajski a fine watch, as was Cullen and Baetens, My 3 highlights of the session were

1. Big Boris pasting the snot out of headshrinker was as Keats would say "a thing of beauty is a joy forever". 
2. I enjoyed seeing Bialecki sending the match fixing cunt out first round, I despise Nijman, no serving his suspension or paying his fine will ever alter he is a cheat.
3. Mickey Mansell sending Bellyboy out, as comms made excuse after excuse for the pretentious cunt, comms would have you believe Bellyboy has had more illnesses than Merv King.

Also tonight Senile Belgian Jackie, the coffin dodging geriatric was seen spazzing out when Huybrechts and Baetens won their matches. Saturday's line up, even without Price Van Veen and Anderson looks like the best Saturday line of the year in euro tours.

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 This weeks winner is Keane Barry, who at 9-4 up lost 6 legs on the trot to lose 10-9 in the UK Open to Gezzy Price. I know De Zwaan also lost six legs on the trot tonight , after leading 5 nil against a sick and gaunt looking Chizzy, but Barry wins the award because his was in one of the original 4 majors, and secondly, he was good enough to win 9 of the first 13 legs, and was not good enough to win a single leg afterwards. That's not to say De Zwaan did not choke, his last leg hitting multiple single ones was jobber supreme, but the euro tour is not as important as a major so that is what wins it for Barry even though De Zwaan should be ashamed of himself.

Thankfully Barry and De Zwaan are just fodder for events, delusional choking bastards who haul their sad arses all over Europe whoring themselves out for pittance, in the hope of becoming a top player which neither will ever be.



The UK Open saw|another great run by Wade to the final, battering current Premier League players like MvG and Price, plus former players like Dobey and Cross, and his 60k runners up cheque will compensate for the 50k he defends at the Matchplay, but his laziness is infuriating. He was atrocious in the final and then the lazy prick skipped this weekends Euro Event, and after 2 euro tours has not earned a penny. Wade spent weeks whining like a fucking bitch cos he did not get in the PL, and is only 75k outside being the World #4, you would think the lazy cunt would enter everything and get that automatic 4th spot for the PL if it really was that important.  As for Ando everyone knows he is a lazy cunt so not surprising, as for Aspinall, did he do too much coke as Cheltenham and give it a skip?. As for the likes of Littler, Humphries and Clayton, they withdrew as expected but Humphries and Clayton left it until it was nearly too late to replace them. I think if a player does not withdraw in a certain  time. like days in advance allowing the PDC to find a replacement the player should be fined if they pull out at the last minute.We are told by morons darts is a "sport", and there was Clayton with his beer belly looking 9 months pregnant hobbling along against Bunting  the walking heart attack waiting to happen in the PL exbo roadshow last night. did the "athlete" Clayton wake up after a session of drink, ring in sick like a true "sportsman" ?.

 

As usual with every weekend a Euro tour is on, players and fans were again speaking out how unjust the last changes to the euro tour were , this week it was Alan Soutar, two weeks ago it was others, last year countless others , and whilst Soutar is 100% correct, it don't matter, Twat Porter wants to protect the top, only cares about the elite, and like the bdo did for decades, when a player comes through the ranks,  the PDC try to take credit for him, be it Littler or Van Veen, but when a player fails somehow its nothing to do with the PDC imagine that ? The PDC gets more like the BDO every year, everything I despised about the BDO the PDC now do, top heavy prize fund for their pinnacle event, rewriting of history, favoritism for selective players, being ruled by a dictator,  who has enlisted the DRA Nazi Party to kill any player that might be opinionated or god forbid tell the truth.

 

That said with some PL players missing and some other top names out, it does make the Euro tour more appealing this weekend.

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