Saturday, October 31, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 What the fuck is wrong with this idiot, here is a short guy well over 50,  with a history of violence against men and women, dole fraud and even spent time in prison deservedly again acting the prick. My biggest surprise is how any tv company would be giving him employment. Only recently he had the audacity to lecture fans on their behavior, this from a guy who is so tough needed 2 friends and a hammer to attack an older man in his own home lecturing others on how to behave,  The cunt has zero self awareness and now he is back on twitter making veiled threats and acting like an all round dickhead with veiled threats. This old short fat ex con well beyond middle age thinks he is a ufc fighter, people like him will never learn. As I said how tv companies tolerate it is mind boggling, poor old Eric Bristow got sacked for saying the word poof in a tweet , yet somehow Mason is immune despite open threats to plenty in recent years including journalists., who you would think could use their position to highlight his behavior. Thing is, I like Mason as a commentator, because so many of the modern commentators are so atrocious Mason seems better in comparison, even agree with a lot of his opinions on the game, but acting like a prick, lecturing others on behavior coming from an ex con who threaten people shows how out of touch with reality this clown is.

 

This week Smudger again won the European Championships, and the last time he won was left out of the Twat Porter exhibition roadshow, and was not the only player to win the European Championships and not be picked for the PL the following year, Rob Cross a former World champion was another, I saw arguments where it was cited because it was an ITV event, Sky valued it less in their dealings with the PDC, regardless, Smudger himself clearly want to be parts of the PL if only to please his sponsors, and of course make plenty coin and believe he should be in, hell my 8 favorite players could all be selected, and would be happy for them all but it would not make a boring repetitive non ranking glorified exbo any more interesting for me, in fact the fewer amount of players I like selected only serves to make the whole fiasco easier to ignore, so I am all for them selecting MvG, Stephen Cunting, Josh Cock, as the event is utterly meaningless to me as a darts fan. As a viewer I want something that has ramifications, or ranking in games, the PDc has too many non ranked shit, but thankfully we are in the business end of the year.

The big race currently is qualification for the Slam and Players championships finals,  and Littler has pulled out of the last two players champs so wont be making the finals, and I am glad to get a comp without the fat fuck, Speaking on short fat fucks almost as wide as they are tall Josh Cock is currently almost 6k outside the spots down at #80, one spot above the sweaty head shaking ex postman.Gary Anderson is less than 2k away,and even Gerwyn Price is only 2k inside the qualify spots.

 

I am the first one to berate Modus for its match fixing, selection of complete shit players, hyping undeserving ones but this week their best of the best for the most parts took part in their champions week and some of it was fantastic, yes there was a nine darter, but fuck them, give me a good game over a great leg any day, regardless of whatever code it is. Archie Self followed up his weekly win to top Group A, Coulson won group B,  and there were a rke of games where both players averaged over a ton, some games where players lost with averages over 105, even 108 and 109. My particular highlight was how Modus rims Neil Duff, every time he gets put in the groups with the most shocking players, in order to hype him, but the reality is he is a jobber, Modus can hype him, give him the easiest route, do whatever they can to get him in to a champions week but he will never win one....unless he does a Spineless the parasite Martin Adams trick and wait till there is no one of note left and mop up under the fodder. Duff was chucked in a group C, the easiest group and managed to finish second last, and watching his amateur dramatics on the oche was priceless, Modus can hype him, push him, give him the easiest groups, but in the end, he simply is and will never be good enough.

 

When I got home last night saw people ranting and raving how Pinnochio Sherrock should be in the Worlds, unsure what caused this sudden interest in her by virgins stuck at home on a Friday night.Only this morning I saw she won a leg in some exbo, like anyone should really give a fuck, had some fucker like Ashley Coleman won a leg, would it have got the same reaction of these sexually frustrated virgins ? I doubt not. To be honest I forgot it was on, and had i remembered I was not going to watch it anyway than spend a Friday night watching meaningless shit. Still I am sure a munter winning a leg will illicit so funny and crazy reactions during the week which will be funny