One month ago this repugnant, miserable cunt, the Northern Ireland version of hypochondriac miserable cunt Speed jobber Vinnie was almost 16k inside the the top 16 of the pro tour race, and even last monday was about 6k in the Matchplay spots. He then managed to job first round on both Monday and tuesday in the Players Championships earning the grand sum of fuckall. Meanwhile Chizzy about 5k outside the places took advantage and claimed the last Matchplay spot.
Now while Chizzy will probably do fuckall in the Matchplay he is assured of a first round loser lump sum of 12.5k, a wedge that vile gurney won't be pocketing.Not only did he blow a 16k lead, job both days in the last two players championships, he rounded it off on Friday night with a first round defeat in the euro tour to Maik Kuivenhoven averaging just 85, losing to a player 46 places below him in th Order of Merit. A fitting way to compound his rightfully deserved Knob of the Week.
The other main news was Gabriel Clemens winning his first ranking title in the PDC, Since the hun fucker won his tour card back in 2018, he has never missed a players championship. He has played 253 players championships without missing a single one, so in a way it was about time, however that said, at least he turns up and is not a lazy bastard like Littler, Price, Ando, Aspinall and so many others. In fact in you count all events, from PC's, euro tours Majors etc he has played in 371 senior PDC events, and whilst one scabby title in a depleted field seems a poor return, I will give him credit for his persistence and lack of laziness.
Other than that, with a shit load of work, scorching weather, I know little else of darts this week, but gurney was a standout winner for Knob of the Week
