Has there every been a defending champion in a PDC televised major that went out as pathetically as Babs did ? Lots of defending champions suffered upsets, some suffered first round loses but to go out as the defending Champion averaging 70 makes him Knob of the Week. I don't recall any defending major winner going out with a performance that bad.
UK OPEN
Dobey who was up to world #7 took on Babs and despite being 5-2 up lost. Luckily for Dobey, Chizzy also lost as did Price the night before, however Heta won so by Saturday night Heta was up to #7, and Price down at #10, and only 10k separated all 4. Wade coming from 9-7 down to beat Menzies meant he extended his lead over Ando and even moved above Wright who lost.. It would not be a UK Open without some cunt losing 10-0, and this year it was the Scruffy window cleaner getting washed by Humphries. MvG lost to Robert Owen, comms made excuses how MvG missed 20 odd doubles and that is why he lost, but Robert Owen also missed over 20 doubles, so that excuse was invalid, it was a case of 2 shit performances and someone had to win and one had to lose. Smudger in a last leg decider bust 41 for the win and allowed Josh Rock to take the win. Comms seemed to forget this when they kissed his hole how he
Is there a competition between Littler and Rock, to see who can have the fattest waistline in darts ? These cunts seem to get fatter each week, to be that shape at such a young age is a sign of mental illness as no normal rational person would allow themselves to get that way. Its not like these cunts went to bed slim and woke up 7 stone heavier, they knew they are getting fatter and left it happen. Seriously though, the likes of Littler and Rock ain't working full time day jobs, they have the time to eat right, and exercise, but obviously choose not to.
Speaking of those that sit on their arse all day, Scottish fireman Alan Soutar led Clayton 5-0 and managed to then lose 10 of the next 12 and out he went. Stutters who got yet another handy draw could average 91 and still romp home with ease 10-2. Cross beat Noppert in a last leg decider in a decent game on board 2, the second game on board 2 to go the distance. Willie O'Connor recorded another win with a ton average over Mensur, Joyce dumped Lauby and Bellyboy got past Madars. Yet again in the draw Littler got a handy one in getting Ratajski,
Bellyboy beat Babs in a woeful match, with Babs averaging a scabby 70.9...no thats not a typo.Wade and Owen was a weird game, With Wade 5-4 up missed the bull for a 161 and Owen returned and took the 161, Wade missed the bull for a 164 in another leg, and missed a match dart for 10-7 but wrapped it up 10-8. Ratajski made a comeback and when he broke Littler to trail 5-6 comms sounded disgusted, and when the Pole made it 6-6 they sounded suicidal. Littler who had some bounce outs, and when he struggled to bend over and pick up the dart the fat cunt reminded me of a baby hippo (calf) in shape and weight from some nature program on the discovery channel. Every time the Polak leveled comms sounded upset, no more so than at 8-8. With the Pole throwing to take it to a last leg decider he threw muck, and still got a dart to hold after baby hippo missed more darts at double 10...yet comms would have you believe he never misses it.
Cabbage Heta took on Van Veen and this was a quality affair. At 4-4 Van Veen was averaging 109 to Heta 104 and they were increasing as the game went on and at the interval Van Veen led 6-4 averaging almost 112. This was the best game I have seen this year, and that includes the latter part of the worlds. Van Veen won averaging 110, but credit to Heta who never gave up and took it to a last leg and hit 9 out of ten doubles. Van Veen hit 10 out of 13.
I went back to board one and saw Luke Major 5-1 up on Joyce and decided to get a cup of tea before the Magpie took on Stutters. Magpie went 2-0 up before going asleep and Stutters won 6 of the next 8 legs for a 6-4 lead.Asp missed darts for 8 4 and Magpie held in and took out a 161 to break and held for 7-7 and missed darts to break but held for 8-8. Willie threw for 9-9 but a poor leg cost him the match as Asp won it with a 129 on the bull. Humphries on the Saturday played 2 players called Ryan and lost only 2 legs in both games combined. Back to board one and Cross who led 4-0 was now 5-4 down.Cross capitulated and Rock won 10 of the next 12 and out went the choking cunt Cross.
The last 8 draw yet again proved disappointing, with the elite players avoiding each other. I thought Van Veen who drew Littler might give the kebab guzzling baby hippo a game but it was not to be as Littler ran through him 10-4. Not sure how the bookies had it, but I expected Rock to beat Aspinall which he did comfortably enough. It shows how far Bellyboy's game has fallen when Bellyboy who had the darts was the underdog against johnny Clayton, and Clayton won a poor game, but deservedly so 10-8. Last up was Humphries against Wade. When Wade took out 161 for 3-3 despite being the lesser player I thought at least he got more legs of Humphries than what both Ryan's did the day earlier. Wade should have been 6-4 up at the interval but instead was 6-4 down and I accepted it was over and took my dogs for a walk. I saw people claiming Humphries made a mess of leg 16 for a 9-7 lead, but they seemed to ignore the legs Wade threw away. I caught up with the highlights and at 8-8 Wade's scoring was insane. Comms always tell us how Wade is not a heavy scorer, the same Wade who hit 6 maximums in just 3 legs, Humphries in the 3 legs hit 3 maximums, and only won one leg. The win put Wade up to #12 and moved him above Noppert. The main talking point post match was Humphries who complained about Wade licking his neck. I know Wade is a fan of Humphries, and rates him highly but what the fuck with the licking. Humphries did not seemed bothered at the time, even kept joking with Wade for a few legs, and seemingly it was only an issue after he lost, then players will blames loses on anything, ever the creepy licking.
The semis saw Clayton draw Littler and Rock draw Wade,which I am sure suited Wade and Rock with the added bonus of a Grand slam spot for the winner.
I could not watch Little and clayton, I turned off the audio, put on you tube and in the end just gave up caring as the result was inevitable, When I returned it was Wade and Rock with Wade taking out 5 for a 2-1 lead, and took the next 2 legs for a 4-1 lead at the interval. Wade broke for 5-1, but Rock missed darts to break back.Wade held and then broke again for 7-1. Rock broke and then on throw started with 6 perfect darts and lost the leg, and Rock trailed 8-2. Wade with 270 left went 180 and 90 on the bull for 9-2. With 310 left in the next leg went 180 130 on the bull for 10-2. Wade hit his 8th maximum to leave 21 and took it out for an 11-2. Wade won the last 4 legs in 50 darts with 3 consecutive 12 darters amongst that.
This was the same Josh Rock that claimed last month that he and Littler would dominate the game....priceless.Sure enough he too got the hump with Wade after he lost, which again did not surprise me.
Obviously Littler was the huge favourite in the final, and it was a successful weekend for Wade who was 100/1 so anyone that got him each way did well, plus the added bonus of a Grand Slam spot for Wade. My expectations were that Wade would not get battered like Wade did to Rock, there is no shame in losing to a current World Champion, but make the score respectful, anything after that would be a bonus.
Sadly kebab guzzler was quickly 3-0 up averaging 116. Leg 4 Wade missed over half a dozen darts to hold and this was quickly becoming a rout and 5-0 at the break.I know multiple missed darts at a double harms your average but at 6-0 down Wade was averaging 84. Wade missed 3 darts to win a leg and was 9-0 down, but did eventually hit a double to win a leg for 9-1 at the break. On the plus side this would be over early and ITV could spend the extra time rimming kebab guzzler when I was gone, as there was no way I was hanging around for a cunt with little grasp of his own language utter his mumblings whilst picking up one of the ugliest trophies in the game. Wade picked up a 2nd leg before it was over and I was gone.Would I have taken a Wade raping in a final before the weekend ? Absolutely.Fairly sure Wade himself would have been happy with a runners up spot, 50k and climbing the rankings and a GS spot. 126 other tour card holders would have loved to reach the final
Am I the only person that when a ranking tv major ends I cannot wait for the next one ? Its gonna be 5 fucking months for the Matchplay, and the PL simply does not cut it, fuck non ranking exbos.
PDC GLORIFIED NON RANKING EXBO ROADSHOW
Tried to watch this, and turned it off after 2 legs of the first match. After non stop hype about Littler as if no other player on Earth existed I was sick of this shit, and when the first game started, they was constant technical issues and I said fuck it and off it went. Saw the scores later.
Game 1: Price shit on doubles, Hunchback averaging 95 coasts home.
Game 2: Dobey missed darts for 3-0, but Kebab guzzler who trailed took advantage of a choking cunt.
Game 3: Humphries hit a 9 darter, and led Cross 3-2 down despite Cross averaging 114. Cross wins with an 111 average
Game 4: Stutters beat the obese scouse lover and I could not have cared any less such was my total lack of interest in this result
Semi 1: Hunchback thinks people fear him, Rubber lips averaged 90 and was ploughed by the equally rotund Kebab Guzzler.
Semi 2: Cross hits a 9 darter, leads 4-2 averaging 118, then goes to shit and loses to Stutters and his 97 average.
Final : Kebab Guzzler played his B game which was more than enough for Stutter's 94 average. It was a matter of when Stutters jammy luck ran out
Sky afterwards hyped the living fuck out of the 9 darters, high averages etc and ignored the fact that most people had not watched or quit earlier due to technical issues. I saw multiple people on forums, twitter etc say they tuned out and never watched because of the issues. Imagine pay the astronomical prices they charge for that shit service.
MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
This returned to you tube live after weeks of being on the obscure shit platform of Pluto tv which is not fucking tv if you cannot watch it like regular tv. I saw one prick on social media claim people should be giving them credit for putting it back on you tube, I will not give credit to a bunch of cunts who were stupid enough in the first place to take it off you tube and stick it on some obscure "tv station" that was not available in most of the countries on the planet. We all knew it was a bad move and would be a mistake, so No, I will not give credit to morons for trying to correct a mistake they never should have made.
Seems Steve Beaton and Adrian Gray both in their group finished on 12 points, both had the same leg difference, their head to head was one each so it went down to averages to see which player went through and it was Beaton by 0.7 of a point.
EURO TOUR
Josh rock, fresh off a dry humping from Wade in the UK Open, the same Rock who claimed he would dominate the game with Littler was the highest ranked player playing friday and lost to a player without a tour card.
Joyce and Bellyboy had a great game, shame Bellyboy won. De Decker won but his purple patch and lucky run looks over by his current form and standard ....roll on a good weekend of ranking darts
Lastly.....around 5 weeks ago Barry Hearn posted how the PDC would be making an announcement in March that would "bring a smile to the facts of many players"...where is the announcement ? Its March. Is the PDC getting rid of the DRA Nazi Party, or is money being readjusted to benefit lower ranked players ?
One lower ranked player this week was having a moan how the PDC do not care for those players that work was Alan Soutar. Maybe the stupid jock cunt needs to be told what the letter P in PDC stands for....its Professional. He chooses not to be professional, he has opted to stay working, that was his fucking choice. I agree the set up for the European tour does make it harder for the lower ranked players, but you swear this fucker was working 80 hours a week roofing, he sits on his hole in a warm fire station practicing darts all day unless some cunt like Maureen the Alco rings up the station cos her mangy cat got stuck in a tree, and then the Jock get an added bonus on his wages.
The PDC allows everyone on the tour, be they blacks, trannies, queers, fat cunts, bi polars, people with a recreational drug history and even cunts that were proven to be match fixers, being a jock ticks no boxes , you do not get preferential treatment.
