KNOB OF THE WEEK
I was full of choices for this week's Knob of the Week, but I am going to award it to the WDF for hypocrisy, they announced how they care about the females players and how they should get priority especially over biological men who through mentally ill have tried to convince themselves they are real women, all very commendable by the WDF, then we had Deta Hedman go on about diversity mentioning how the WDF, has players from all over the world, like this retarded tweet
Except it does not have players from all over the world. Deta conveniently forgot to mention the WDF illegally and willfully still ban players based on their place of birth, as in the case of Anastasia Dobromyslova, where are her rights ?
It was not her fault she was born in Russia, even though she not only lives in the UK, married to a UK citizen, and has kids, but even has a British passport. Why is she banned ? Seems because of the war with Ukraine a war that only took place many many years after she lived , married and had kids in the UK.
There are wars all over the world,are Israeli players banned for the genocide the Jews are doing ? Look at Nigeria where there is mayhem currently, look how many immigrants from Nigeria are clogging up your towns. So why are Nigerian players for example also not banned ? I will tell you why, because the WDF lack the balls and are afraid they be tagged racist for blocking black players, or anti semetic if they banned Israelis but fuck Anastasia the ex world champion and real biological female it seems, she is white, being racist toward white people is not only acceptable but promoted these days. Where are her rights ? Imagine if Deta was banned based on her birthplace, how long before she played the race card ?
Another couple of choices for Knob of the Week was for Searle and Schindler, the little hun spacehopper bouncing about crying like some spastic medicated child throwing a hissyfit because he won a euro tour, but at least he won, not like the scruffy blind window cleaning cheat Searle who missed countless match darts and showed why he will probably never win one of these events. He then followed that up with early defeats on the Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
Searle to his credit at least turned up for those players championships, which is more than what a host of other lazy bastards did. We all know the vast majority of players are out of shape, overweight lazy bastards who would die of exhaustion if they ever had to do a days work, let alone anything that resembles hard graft. Take the mentally retarded Callan Wygz, here is a cunt who failed to qualify for the Grand Prix, so he knew he was off for at least 11 days, but after playing 2 games on Sunday was too tired to turn up two fucking days later for the players championships and needed another 3 days of as well, to go along with the other 11 he gets for failure to qualify for the grand Prix. Imagine this defective cunt rocking up on site in a real job on his first day. The lads in the job busting their bollix laughing at him and his hair do, as he tried to balance a hard hat on that monstrosity of a combover. You would think this simpleton after failing to qualify for the Grand Prix, would turn up to these events and make sure he took advantage of a depleted field, earn the coin, do his rankings and pro tour OoM a big plus and still have 11 days off.
He was one of Twenty players to miss the event on Tuesday.
The likes of Dobey, Menzies and Clayton for example gets a bye as they only missed the first day, Bennett, Smith-Neale and Fatpot were obviously going to be missing what with their bans and Fatpot's desire to stink up modus next year, but you would argue players like Wade, Wright, Price & MvG would want to improve their standings in the OoM, Krusty doing what he can to stop his slump, Price to make sure of his cash cow PL spot but they are all in the Grand Prix so allowances can be made for them somewhat
There is no other excuse for the likes of Rydz missing events. Is 3 days in Switzerland playing one match a night so tiring that he needs a fortnight off to recover? Then when he does turn up at an event and he cannot get over the line throw a strop like a mutant cunt.
I presume the foreign job squad of Ronny Huybrechts, Haupai Puha, Paul Krohne, Michele Turetta and Jacques Labre thought the cost of travel to the UK would be more than would win. Who knows, maybe they might have a day job, they sure as fuck need it with the amount they make on the tour
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
A lot of action over the 3 days in the players championship despite the laziness of the aforementioned.
On the Tuesday Ando started his day with 5 ton plus average all over 104 and at the time had a then tournament average of 109 before his standard dropped and he lost to that heating ugly cunt Wessel Nijman who won the comp, after Bunting went to shit in the final. It still disgusts me that this cheating match fixing prick was ever allowed back in the game, a complete disgrace.
On Tuesday Bunting again reach the final of this depleted field , and again jobbed in the final,l this time to Chris Cardboard Dobey, was delighted to see he match fixer Nijman go out first round.
On the Wednesday Chizzy in round 1 led 5-2 against Landman, and Landman took it to 5-5 and hit 180, 140, 140 to leave 41 for the win but Chizzy took out a 170 for the win. Chizzy ended up winning 4 games in a last leg decider before losing against Humphries in a last leg decider. Lee Evans hit a 9 darter, as did Dobey on a Tuesday not sure if there was others and do not give a fuck if there was or not. It's not ofter I am a fan of Luke Woodlouse, but him coming from 3 -0 down to dump out the match fixer was beautiful.
As for the fatboy wonder, the kebab guzzling vape addicted waddling fuck, he went out in the semis on Tuesday, out in the last 8 on Wednesday, and the last 8 again on Thursday to Holland's most miserable cunt. It was a battle of the Luke's in the semi finals, but not Littler but Humphries and Woodlouse.Bunting made it 3 finals on the trot. He should have put away Humphries in the final but fair play to him taking advantage of a depleted field, raking in 30k for 3 days work and that's without winning a single comp. That puts him is a better position for an easier draw in the Players Champs Finals
MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
I saw the line up and said fuck that, even by modus standards this was truly deplorable and there was no way I was looking at this shit this week.I might take a look on the Saturday night, as its bound to be a better standard than the seniors rubbish.
THE OLD CUNTS MATCHPLAY
Maybe I should have watched modus it could not have been worse than his geriatric horseshit. Kevin Painter throwing made stutters Aspinall seem like Ricky Evans on speed. Just throw the fucking darts, I would rather throw shit scores fast, than look like a fucking spastic up there in front of the cameras which sadly was what Painter looked like and I always used to like watching Painter.
Chris Mason threw well, sadly missing multiple darts in numerous legs which allowed Duff win. The WDF "World Champion" (snigger) lucky to beat a commentator.
As for the commentary, I loved Bobby George as a player but fuckin christ, get him off TV, and Phil Taylor another former great player should never be let near a microphone again and as for Keegan Brown on comms, There no such word as "superbatives" the word is superlatives. If you are going to do commentary, and insist on using certain words, at least get them right. It reminded me of the time years back on the old doublefinish darts forum, one member wrote the word "youthanism"....he meant euphemism.
Lastly to go back to the absolute laziness of some people in darts, that obese beached whale Phil Barrs tried to explain how players like Tony O'Shea might be tired for playing games this distance. The cunt had a whole fucking week to get to the venue and be ready for a 20 minute game.
Anyone who gets tired throwing darts for 20 minutes is either a lazy bastard, a fat cunt or both. I know guys at work on building sites, that work long hours, still play football midweek, drink and smoke, if you told them you were tired throwing darts for 20 minutes that would think you were soft in the head and look at you like dirt and rightfully so.
As players, I liked Phil Taylor, Bobby George, Kevin Painter, but is this how we really want to remember them ? Its sad watching this fiasco , and this notion these are the best players in the world over 50. What complete bullshit.
Imagine Gary Anderson, Peter Wright, Johnny Clayton (50 today) etc rocking up to this, proper players over the age of 50. It would be embarrassing for them to play in this. This shit is beneath them and should be for any player that once graced the top of the game. The novelty is over, if dart fans find this sad, imagine what the casual viewer will think. This is not good for the game..
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Roll on the PDC Grand Prix, and what a draw it was, however the new shorter format is not something I like, and will discuss this next week
