Friday, June 2, 2023


KNOB OF THE WEEK.

The reigning World Champion, the reigning US Darts Champion, the player that comms told us after he won at Ally Pally would see "the floodgates open" was battered tonight by a Canadian jobber called Jim Long. Not only have these so called floodgates remained sealed, it seems it is backwards this entitled petulant obese cunt is going, which pleases me no end.
He was not the only top player to get a drubbing either as Krusty Peter Wright jobbed out to Jeff Smith, and although I predicted this on a forum and I presume many others might have predicted this result, Jeff Smith won easily with an 87 average,

Neil Duff at long last finally made it to finals night all be it having modus arrange it for him to face some of the worst players I have ever seen. Modus who somehow thinks this jobber is a draw must have been disgusted the WDF "World champion" and I use that term in the loosest sense bored the crowd of 11 people to death. Remember these are free tickets and 11 people turned up, and by the time Duff made the semi it was down to 7, and when Duff made the final there was 4 people left watching the final.
If that does not tell you how insignificant the title of WDF Champion is nothing will, 4 people with free tickets were willing to stay and watch that shit.

On a positive note, I watched Scott Baker this week and the guy is always a good watch due to his speed and threw some magnificent darts, and one of my favorites Colin Osborne had a disaster of a day on Thursday, but did enough on Friday to qualify, so that is 2 players that makes Saturdays final worth a watch for a change.

OTHER SHIT


Nathan Girvan who missed out on tour card earlier this year was told by Chris Mason that missing out on a tour card  could be the best in the long run and now Mason is being his "mentor". The quote of the article by Girvan on Chris Mason was this absolute beauty "He's been there and done it. He knows the tricks of the trade, what to do and what not to do," Been where ? Prison ? as for not what to do, I guess he learned the hard way of what not to do, like taking a hammer and 2 of your friends to invade another persons home. The ex con has a trophy cabinet without a single solitary major in it, so what exactly has he done ?
Thing is as a commentator I like Mason, but when you print statements like that about Mason you leave yourself open to ridicule.

I made the mistake last week thinking Cross had previously secured his World Cup spot, and guess it was fate that he and Scumphies would make the final of the last European Tour, and the final spot for Cross would not be enough as he would have missed out by 500 quid, so was delighted to see Cross win, and the sour face on Scumphries was priceless, and his poor me interview was classic, how he is always getting punished for mistakes. As I said last week I don't give a fuck about the World Cup and who is the squads, but I know Scumphries did.

Whilst a fans opinion on who is in the top ten lists of the greatest players of all time, will always be their own opinion and garner responses, and will always be subjective, what does amaze me is how many brainwashed morons of epic proportions include the proven liar Spineless Adams in their lists.



Here is a thought that always stumps these simpletons that drank the spineless kool-aid, If the parasitic giggling proven liar spineless is worthy of inclusion of being in a greatest top 10 based on his 3 Bob Potter Cups, then surely by the same logic those that rim spineless would surely be rimming Durrant too right ? After all Glen Durrant not only won 3 Salmonella Centre Cups like Spineless did but Durrant won a PDC Premier League so surely he must be ranked higher than spineless, but they omit him  which shows how flawed their logic is.

As I stated in my tweet, 37 players have won a Premier Event in the far superior PDC, when you add Bristow, Jockey, Bob Anderson, John Lowe, Leighton Rees, and even Keith Deller, who all won a World title before the PDC existed due to the split and immediately the WDC/PDC became the top organisation, that makes 43 players of the bat already ahead of him.

That is not even counting people like the bitter poisonous angry dwarf Alan Evans  who people tried to convince me was "a genius" and one of the greatest players ever citing his solitary World Masters title in 1975. The very same people who kiss the hole of spineless always cite Evans as one of the greats, as for me I would put even  Bobby George  ahead of him as he won 2 News of the World titles, and if we were to count both, we would be at 45 Players,

If a Bob Potter Cup won in a post split BDO makes you are a great, then by that same insanity is Wayne Warren or Neil Duff among the greats for winning the same two bob tin pot ?

Then as the original poster in the above tweet pointed out, it is the likes of Paul Nicholson who is spewing his tripe try to brainwash people, this is the same Paul Nicholson the wimp that tried to convince people he was the "bad boy of darts" that once told Eric Bristow that he would win 2 World titles. He is a fantasist.