KNOB OF THE WEEK
I often speak about the ego and entitlement of players like Bellyboy and Luke Humphries, but at least they are playing at the top level of the PDC, but last Saturday after winning the weekly Modus Jobber Series, this odious obnoxious drunken prick Reece Robinson took it to a whole new level. The red faced pimpled drunken oaf who hit averages of 82, 84 88, 89, 86 claimed after he won "I'm Mr Must See" and followed up that delusion with " I always had an aura of greatness about me ever since I was born, they always knew there was something about Reece Robinson, they have been speaking about me for years now."
This deluded cunt first played PDC before tour card and was barely in the door before acting the maggot and copped a one month ban, could not handle the tour and scurried off, failed in his attempts to get back, jobbed on the development tour, and when he finally did fluke a tour card year many years later, he could not hold on to it. Yet this glorified delusional jobber thinks he is one of the greats. In his interview came across as a full blown prick. For a guy whose only ever comp win in the PDC was a solitary scabby challenge tour win year ago, he has some inflated ego.
Speaking of Modus, they invited Neil Duff back yet again, a guy that constantly fails to get anywhere, so they even padded the group for him with the worst players possible, a couple of ADC Europe jobbers I had never heard of who were atrocious, a useless mick etc. Odd how this Duff from Ireland can get multiple invites yet the far more successful modus player Conor Heneghan who has hit 3 nine darters has to qualify and he is also from Ireland, how is that fair ? Do they think Duff i some sort of draw ? The degenerate gamblers betting on this would spunk their money on two flies climbing a fucking wall.
How long before the parasite Adams gets invited again and put in a group of dog shit ADC euro jobbers and munters to make it as easy for him as they did Duff ?
Thank fuck this is over, as for finals night saw both semi finals but missed the final, and whilst I wanted Price to win, MvG winning was the better option than Clayton or Mumbles Smith. Around 5 months ago, after Bellyboy won the worlds, comms told us the monkey was off his back and the flood gates would open, well no sign of that.
The venue was packed to the rafters, shown on multiple tv channels across the world, yet I was constantly reading for over a decade mushrooms on forums spouting how" the bubble is gonna burst", over a decade later and the PDC keeps growing, how can this be ?
Once this shitty World Cup is over we can look forward to some proper tv ranking majors on the horizon, only the World Series left when it comes to invitational non ranking exbos, with the US Masters on next week.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
I was delighted to see Rob Cross win a title and make sure Fluke Humphies missed out on the England team, not that I give a fuck about the England Team, but I know Scumphries did.
On the Sunday in players champs #12 a total of 24 Dutch players entered
14 of them lost in first round :Barney, Dirk, Noppert, De Zwaan, Zonneveld, Muelenkamp, Luc Peters, Spaaridaans, Van Veen, Landman, Van Trijp, Jansen, VvdV, Nentjes
6 more of them went out in the 2nd round : Kleermaker, Hendriks, Van der Velde, Kuivenhoven, D Mol, K Doets
Almost one fifth of the entire field were Dutch and only 4 of the 24 made the last 32 and of them Wattimena, played a Dutch player.
In the last 32, Roelofs, Wattimena, and Veenstra lost, and the only player to reach the last 16 was rubber lips himself MvG and he even had to survive multiple match darts in round one against a Modus Jobber who could have beaten him 6-2 with an 83 average.
Was this the worst overall performance ever by so many players from a single country ?
EURO TOUR
Is it just me or is the German jobber Liam Maendl-Lawrance the slowest cunt in darts currently. He looks like a tranny, plays slower that Justin Pipe and is torture to watch, he is so bad I even wanted the adulterous sweaty head shaking ex postman to win and get rid of him,all the while Scruffy Dawson was rimming his fat hole.Sadly another slow cunt in Rupprecht made it though, thank fuck Gawlas was not there.
