After the fat obese Bellyboy ran his dicklicker all week and proceeded to choke as usual I thought no one could out choke the greatest choker in darts, but I was wrong, step forward Knob of the Week winner Danny Noppert. In the final set leading 2 -0 in legs and having the darts in 2 of the 3 remaining legs if it went that far, and he proceeded to lose his throw, and in the fifth leg missed a dozen darts to get off, and out he went. It was fucking hilarious.
SKY & THEIR USUAL BULLSHIT.
Sky's latest box ticking is a show called Black Arrows, where black people are promoted for no other reason than the colour of their skin,..pathetic.
I get it, they want darts more universal , all colors and creeds, genders etc, its a nice commendable idea, but it wont work for the simple basic fact if the players are not good enough then they ain't good enough. Programs like this shit is just pc box ticking, virtue signalling and bullshit to appear all politically correct. There is nothing stopping any woman, cripple, tranny, black or asian person reaching the pinnacle of darts on their own merit, there is nothing sopping them but their own lack of talent, ability, backbone etc. If they were that good they would be at the top, the PDC is for all as uncle barry said, everyone is welcome, 3 darts for all etc before giving the munters preferential treatment, what next a black series ? If they are good enough they will get there on their own merit and ability.
Imagine trying to shoehorn white people in to track and field to make it more universal and call it white runners, ridiculous right ? them trying to compete with the superior black athletes in track and field, it would not work either cos unless you got the talent you are fucked. If they had talent in the first place they would be there in their own right, likewise in darts.
As I said before if they really gave a shit about munters, they would have pushed Ashton who won multiple world titles and had no problem getting a tour card unlike others. Its just box ticking to garner publicity and appear politically correct, nothing more.
As for Deta, put aside her colour, her gender, and her coming across as a nice lady, the reality is she is a choker. Her world championships record proves that.
Sky continued their bullshit throughout the night from the odd time I had the audio on and they continued their philosophy of never let things like the truth get in the way of any bullshit or their favoritism, as they hyped the fuck out of Ando. What they failed to mention was Ando is done, and has been for a while like I and many others already knew. So far this year, Ando lost in the first round of every major, the UK Open, The Matchplay and the Grand Prix,he wont be in the European championships due to his laziness to travel, unless its a freebie in the World Series and he lost in the first round he played in the finals of that as well, but Sky would have you believe he is a top player.
MORE NONSENSE FROM NEIL DUFF
He was back on twitter this week to whine how "grassroots" would be the loser if the WDF clashed with the Seniors shit. The hypocrisy from this idiot is staggering. Remind me again who is the current and reigning champion of this "grassroots" he seems so concerned about...why its Duff himself , the very same guy who has no trouble sacking off the clusterfuck at Bobs run down hotel should both events clash.
Then double standards and hypocrisy is nothing new to him, this is the guy who complained about players who has qualified for Lakeshite prior to them winning tourards playing in WDF event, saying it should only be for WDF players, yet when he won the Bob potter Cup he was the one begging to be invited in to the Grand Slam. This cunt thinks PDC players should not be allowed in WDF events but has no problem with codes if he thought he get a pay day in the PDC, I am glad the PDC see the WDF shit for what it is and not give him a payday despite him begging.
MODUS SUPER SERIES
I take back what I said last week about Modus appearing organised, during last Saturday night where they played until they had a winner of the week, the final went to a 7th and deciding leg, and the stream died. Countless people missed the final, except those with the wisdom to switch over to sporty stuff TV to watch the last leg should they wished. This streaming issue has become a regular occurrence in recent weeks now, but to lose the stream in the final leg of the final takes the biscuit.
THE GRAND PRIX
Ratajski -v Callan Wygz : All I could focus on was the fucking hairdo that looked like he brushed his hair with a toffee apple. Atrocious hairdo'nt and atrocious performace, good riddance, he wont be missed.
Brendan Dolan -v- Stephen Bunting : Both of them have bigger tits than Fallon SheerLuck,and as soon as I heard the dopey cow Thunder Thighs Turner off went the audio. 2 boring cunts, shame both could not go out.
Fluke Humphries -v- Chris Dobey :. An entitled smug arrogant cunt with ideas above his station against a guy with less personality than Wez NewtonDobey won 6 consecutibe legs and sent the smug prick packing a magnificent result.
Dave Dismal -v- Babara the twink : Dave started slowly, but leveled the match and it went to a third set and a last leg decider and out went the Belgian euro tour winner, the story of Chizzy's career. Chizzy was defending 25k so he has dropped further in the rankings
Dirk van Duijvenbode -v- Jonny Clayton : Dirk took the first set and then imploded and was soon 2 legs down in the 3rd sets, and Clayton missed match darts, as Dirk broke and threw to take it to a last leg decider, but Clayton broke for the win. Dirk was defending a runners up spot so he took a hit as he dropped a few places in the OoM to 16th,always moaning when he loses...good riddance.
Krusty -v- Kim Huybrechts : The miserable Belgian missed multiple darts at doubles early on and Krusty missed 2 match darts before kim took out 128 to keep the game alive, and then took out 101 and threw for the set but it was all in vain as Krusty broke and wrapped it up 2 zip in sets. I wont miss Huybrechts either.
MvG - Gary Anderson : The hyped main event and not even Bellyboy in Hiroshima could choke as much as Ando did as he missed 11 darts at a finishing double.Between them they missed 30 finishing doubles, and despite Ando leading 2-1 and having the darts to level, quazimodo the hunchback stepped it up and sent the lazy jock packing.
Jose de Sousa -v- Adrian Lewis : 2 players I like. Comms told us getting off early is the key to winning.....amazing insight, who could have guessed that ? Fatpot took out 101 for the set with Jose waiting on a double for the set himself. Both averaged over a 100 in the second set as Jose with a few 180s went 2 legs up before Lewis took out 147 his third ton plus checkout and broke and threw for the match, and despite a 160 start and a maximum from Jose, Fatpot hit a max on his way to taking the win with Jose again waiting on a double for the set. A belting game.
Madars Razma -v- Ryan Searle : Searle is abysmal on tv and was soon one set down, and Razma missed 8 darts to go 2-0 up in legs in set 2, and a leg away from the win, he then missed 5 more doubles to go 2-1 up....he had missed a total of 20 at this point.He then held to take it to a fifth leg after Searle missed a set dart. Razma missed a match dart and Searle took the set.Razma then won the third set with a 108 checkout. Razma missed a total of 25 darts at a finishing double, Searle missed 18. Razma was out choked by an even bigger choker.
Andrew Gilding -v- Ross Smith : Gilding took the first set with solid darts and a 95 average. In set 2 his completely standard dropped and Smith took the set. The legs went with throw in set 3 as Smith went 2-1 up in legs, and Gilding collapsed and Smith took the win.
Danny Noppert -v- Marshmallow Man Clemens. : Ze German is a known choker who shat his load on TV against Pinocchio and multiple tv events so expected him to choke again. In set one he was broke right away, and Noppert took 13 darts to get away in leg 2 and still won the leg, and broke again for the whitewash in the set. In set 2 Clemens had darts to break and missed, but Noppert gave him another chance, and he held for a 2 leg lead, Noppert held, and then broke and threw for the win. I wont miss the German jobber.
Joe Cullen -v- Damon Heta : When Thunder Thighs came on comms the audio went off again, as Cullen took the first set against Heta in a decent start where the first set went 5 legs. Heta upped his standard averaging over 105 for the set which he won 3 zip and into a deciding game in a belter of a game.Heta missed a dart to break and Cullen held and then broke to throw for the match and got off right away and was on a finish after 9 and wrapped it up easily.
Daryl Gurney -v- Rob Cross : This started very well, and Gurney broke in the fifth leg to take the first set.Cross broke right away and held to lead 2-0 in the second set and on throw took out 111 for the set. Gurney broke right away in the final set and held and Cross was in deep shit and when he failed to take out 72, out he went.
James Wade -v- Martin Lukeman : Wade wade absolutely atrocious in the first set against Lukeman and lost the set 3-0 and only averaged in the 60s and did not even get a shot at a finishing double. Wade picked it up in set 2 but so did Lukeman but Wade did break with his 7th dart at a double, and held for a 2-1 lead and with the aid of a 171 he got multiple set darts and levelled the match. Lukeman had the darts and held, as did Wade luckily. Lukeman then held to move a leg away from victory he would thoroughly deserve. Wade took out 121 to take it to a last leg decider where Lukeman missed 2 match darts, but Wade then missed a match dart, and Lukeman got the win he deserved.
Gerwyn Price -v- Martin Schindler : Price took the first set 3-1, and Price wrapped up the second set 3 nil for a comfortable win, despite 19 missed finishing doubles.The German spacehopper was out of his depth.
Bellyboy -v- Nathan Aspinall : The egotistical fat cunt missed darts in multiple legs to either hold or break as Asp broke and held and took the first set despite averaging 12 points less.In set 2 Asp held with ease in the first leg. Bellyboy failed to get off in his first 3 darts and ~Asp started with a 156, a 180 and a 133 to leave 32 after 9 and went a leg away from victory where he had the throw. Sadly Bellyboy took out 95 to break, and took out 101 to level the set, Asp throwing for the win. Asp started with a 156 and hit a 171 but missed 3 match darts and Bellyboy leveled the match and had the darts in the final set. Asp then broke , and despite a poor leg Asp held for a 2 leg lead and one away from victory. Asp them missed match darts but Bellyboy proved what a choker he is and will always be and choked and Aspinall got another go and sent the fat cunt out, run your mouth again bellyboy how you will win multiple world titles.
Whilst Wade and Bellyboy losing were classed as upsets, neither player lost defending money as 2 years ago both went out first round.
The biggest loser was Dirk who was defending 50k and Shitlock who did not qualify lost 25k as did Dave Dismal also defending 25k
SECOND ROUND
Adrian Lewis -v- Chris Dobey : Lewis took the first set with an almost 95 average, 40 points more than Dobey with his 55 average. Then then stopped for adverts. Set 2 saw dobey average in the 90s whilst Lewis regressed and it was 1-1, and they stopped again for adverts, that is taking the fucking piss.Dobey took the third, Lewis the 4th and in the 5th Dobey missed match darts before Lewis then missed a match dart and dobey got the win.
Krusty -v- Ratajski : Corinne Ham & Eggs was on comms with the prick Mardle, off went audio. In set 1, Krusty missed multiple sets darts and the Pole broke back and threw for the set, but he missed a set dart and Krusty won the set. The second set had 2 breaks and both players miss multiple set darts but the Pole broke to take the set and level the game.In set 3 the Pole held then broke and was throwing for the set, but Wright produced yet another break and held , and the Pole throwing for the set which he took.In set 4 Krusty held then broke, and threw to level the game. Final set and Krusty broke right away, and wrapped it up in straight legs.
MvG -v- Stephen Bunting : MvG broke in leg 2 against Bunting and threw for the first set and missed a set dart and Bunting broke with a 102, and he threw for the set, and took the set after MvG missed 4 set darts. Set 2 and Bunting missed multiple darts to hold and lost the set 3-0 and was getting blown away.MvG started a leg with 160 and finished with a 150, Bunting was being mauled, the last time a liverpool supporter felt that pressure was in hillsorough as MvG took another set 3-0. MvG then went off the boil and Bunting won 2 legs but MvG woke up again, broke, and threw for the win but Bunting broke and took the set. MvG broke after hitting 2 maximums in the fifth set, and that was it
Jonny Clayton -v- Babara the twink : Clayton took the first before Babs rattled of the next 2before Babs rattled of the next 2, and in the fourth set, at 2-1 up Babs missed the bull for the match as Clayton took out 104 to stay alive, and the twink missed a match dart before Clayton leveled the match in sets, and when Dimi broke in leg 3 it was his to lose and he hit a 174 to leave 32 and Clayton was done.
Martin Lukeman -v- Ross Smith : A decent game and Wade should be sick he missed out, as that section of the comp was ripe for raping. Smudger missed 3 darts for the second set, after Lukeman missed darts for the first set. A quality watch that was the 5th second round game in a row to go 5 sets. Smudger with 136, left 6 and blew multiple darts, and Lukeman was 300 points behind and had 45 for the match and miscounted, and it went to a last leg decider and even Smudger's 10th maximum was not enough to stop Lukeman.
Daryl Gurney -v- Madars Razma : Razma-Tazz played superb averaging over 95 to go 2 sets up against sourpuss Gurney. He them went to sleep and lost the set. In set 4 Ramza was broken but broke back and held and was a leg away from the win, and despite 6 darts at 160 did not even get a shot at a double, but had the throw for the win and wrapped it up. A deserved win and he played well possibly the biggest upset.
Gerwyn Price -v- Joe Cullen : Price took the first set against Cullen with a couple of breaks. Cullen took the second 3 zip and the third 3-1, and had the darts in the 4th, Price was in trouble, but Price hit form and won the next 6 legs with well over a ton average and wrapped it up 3-2.Yet another quality match.
Danny Noppert -v- Nathan Aspinall : Noppert held to take the first set against Aspinall,after Asp missed 5 set darts and Noppert missed a dart to win the second set 3-0, and it went to a fifth leg and Noppert broke Aspinall for a 2 set lead and had the darts for the next set....it was looking all over but Asp broke in leg 3 and threw for a set which took and had the darts in the 4th set. Asp took out 104 to hold and held for a 2-1 lead and then broke to level the match. In to the last set Noppert had the darts and when Asp failed to get off in 7 darts on throw, Noppert took the break led 2-0 in leg and threw for the win.and lost the match as mentioned earlier
QUARTER FINALS
Nathan Aspinall -v- Martin Lukeman : Asp took the first with the darts despite a few breaks of throw.Lukeman played great taking the second set.Asp averaged 107 taking the third set.In set 4 Lukeman throwing for the whitewash in the set threw a shit leg and was broke, Aspinall held after Lukeman missed the bull for the set and in to a decider and with Asp on a finish, Lukeman took the set. In the fifth set Asp held with ease, and when he broke it looked over but Lukeman broke but all in vain as Asp broke for the win.
Gerwyn Price -v- Madars Razma : I knew it would be one sided, but this was a slaughter,Tazma averaging 74 and won only 2 legs. I hope Price wins the whole thing which will piss off so many people across forums crying about him, preferably beating Wright to shut him up.
Krusty -v- Babs the Twink : Wright won the first set 3-0 with a 98 average, Dimi averaged over 102. Krusty fucked up in set 2 missing 3 set darts and paid the price.In set 3 Krusty was throwing for the set and Dimi broke and went 2-1 up in sets. Krusty broke early in the 4th and was enough to get him the set and in to the decider.Krusty with the darts held with ease then broke and threw for the match, he thoroughly deserved to win and missed the bull for the match, then missed 2 more match darts and Babs broke, and Babs held to take it to a last leg decider in a game where Wright should have won with ease as the 2 sets Babs had won prior were gifts from Krusty and Krusty with 57 for the match missed another 2 match darts and Babs with 24 then missed 3 match darts and Krusty sealed the win in a game where he was the best player, deserved to win but was lucky to do so. Had Babs hit double 12 he would have won the match but less less than Krusty.
MvG -v- Chris Dobey : Like Price and Madars this was to me a foregone conclusion, even if Dobey is far superior to Madars in ability. Dobey battled and the first 2 sets went all 5 legs and a set each, When MvG went 2-1 up in sets averaging 10 points more it was all over.
SEMI FINALS
Price -v- Aspinall
MvG -v- Wright
As said I hope its a Price Wright final with Price winning.
LATVIAN JOBBER
No, this is not about Madars Razma who this week had averages of 80.79 and 92.4 before he had an atrocious game tonight, and had an average of 74 and that with a double star. That is almost world class compared to this deluded fuckwit that rocked up in the modus shit
The Latvian jobber who I cant be bother to spell out his name played ten games on Thursday and Friday....his averages for the 10 games were
68.74
64.43
65.27
62.57
65.37
67.38
64.45
64.89
57.39
72.20
10 straight defeats...minus 32 leg difference. His highest average and only average not in the 50s or 60s was 72, and that is without a double start.
and lastly.......I had to laugh at this.....what sort of mental inadequate considers a bob Potter Cup a real world championships. These people need to be on a watch list.
