KNOB OF THE WEEK.
At one stage tonight I was convinced cardboard cut out Chris Dobey was nailed on for Knob of the Week ousting my initial selection Vermin Price, as Dobey was leading 4-2 and he then seemed to realize he was on telly, reverted back to his usual choking as he proceeded to miss darts for a 5-2 lead in a race to six. MvG won the leg. Dobey then had darts for 5-3 and blew them as well, MvG again won the leg. Dobey got a dart for 5-4 and missed and again MvG won the leg. He even missed a dart for 5-5 but Hunchback MvG blew match darts and Dobey eventually held.
So MvG had the throw for the win, but credit where its due, for once Dobey did something on tv that was going to be remembered for the right reason, and hit 2 maximums to leave a 2 dart finish with Hunchback stuck on 163. Who knows, maybe there is some hope for Dobey yet, its refreshing to see a player on TV who looks like he is done actually show a bit of backbone. Likewise for Smudger Ross Smith tonight who looked buried and done at 4-2 and fought back. After years of watching useless tv chokers like King, Searle, White, Speed jobber Vinny it is a welcome change to see a player show some testicular fortitude and not give up like Dobey did tonight.
I wont miss hunchback MvG, it opens up the comp and makes it more interesting. I wonder if the rubber lipped prick is still spouting that nonsense "people fear me" ? In a strange twist with the draw, MvG would have played Jose who he ridiculed last week, so were Jose to win the comp it would be an added bonus for me and kick in the fat hole for the hunchback cunt.
Another bonus with the draw is the 2 entitled arrogant egotistical smug cunts of Luke Scumphries and Bellyboy who without a single "Premier Event" between them, but both having inflated ego's nonetheless are all in the same quarter as Josh Rock and that scruffy cheating window cleaner Searle, so 3 of those are gonna be gone by the semi final.
For the record, this is the 204th event in WDC/PDC history that the PDC class as a "Premier Event", and there has only been 32 different winners with only 15 of those 32, winning more than one.
Will Rock get on the list before Bellyboy
Will Scumpries carry his euro form on to a TV stage and he is the #1 seed in this event, can Chizzy finally win something of note, or will those already proven winners keep the list at 32.
So Knob of the Week remains with the earlier choice I made of Gerwyn Price, solely for the simple reason that he had only just reclaimed the #1 spot due to money being defended by players this week and had he won he would have met Wright in the second round and possibly cement his place as the #1 with a victory, instead, he is out and now Wright gets to beat the Ladyboy Rodriguez and move a win away from a semi final which puts him back as the world #1.
It might seem a little harsh, but if you are the world #1 you should not be losing a match in the best of 11 format where you have the darts against a player ranked outside the top 64 prior to the game and a guy who admitted in his post match interview he did not think he could win.
A mention for the prancing and dancing twink Barbara van den bergh who earlier this week played 4 players championships and lost in the first round every single day, winning just 6 legs in 4 days. As much as I despise Gurney who is possibly more miserable than speed jobber Vinny which takes some doing, I was hoping the necklace wearing cunt would beat the twink, but sadly not to be. On the plus side him losing is also never a bad thing either.
Elsewhere in the floor championships, that fat cunt of a farmer Scott Mitchell managed to actually win a game, even if it was just one over 4 days. Is he one of the worst players ever to win a tour card ? Here is a obese attention seeking prick who in all the time he has a tour card has never even qualified for a euro tour, faster the cunt loses his tour card so he can stink out some Modus empty church the better for everyone.
Maybe I am wrong, maybe a useless cunt like Mitchell is not the worst player to possess a tour card, at least he turns up and jobs like the jobber he is, or are players like Michael Cunterbuchner even worse, winning a tour card and then cannot be arsed to ever use it, just like that ginger Dutch delusional cunt Wesley Beavis Harms who once called himself Hollands #1. ?
I must admit, I laughed like a bastard at the time reading that, almost as funny as the time SkyTV did a promo for Ian White and added the caption of "thrives under pressure", and I thought someone is taking the piss here whilst laughing like a cunt, but not on the level of that child raping cunt and hero of the BDO mushroom scum Ted Hankey having his stroke, shame he did not die on stage and spare his victim the suffering. Watching Hankey that night was one of the funniest things I ever saw, and not just in darts.
Then I have a sense of humour, sadly we live in a world where woke cunts, mostly white, and middle class go around acting offended on behalf of non white people thinking it will make them seem decent, instead it only serves to make them look like assholes.
Take this obvious joke for example which saw people crying because hypochondriac King laughed at the post by the Geordie tranny Kevin McDine
Are we only allowed make fun of white people now days ?, is it ok to mock toothless Irish micks and that stereotype, or mock taffy 2 legged pit ponies, or buckfast swigging jock alcoholics, or are those stereotypes all ok because they are white ? Surely in a world of equality we are all to be treated equally and insulted as equally when it comes to jokes. Its not like the British Prime Minister is Pakistani but British of Indian extraction and clearly from a wealthy family. Do you think he would be offended at the joke ? I seriously doubt it.
I have no problem with people mocking us Irish as bog trotters, alcos, toothless simpletons, etc, because I have a sense of humour, and what these woke pricks don't realize is most Indians and Pakistani peopleI know also have a sense of humour and can take a joke about stereotypes too, if you think non white people don't or cannot also have a sense of humour, then clearly you are the racist, and there is nothing sadder than some pretentious, usually middle class little white privileged shit with nothing else in his life getting offended on behalf of others in order to try make themselves feel more important and righteous.
If you are the type of person who sees something posted as a joke and your initial thought is to look for something to complain about then you are clearly a miserable cunt, and one with an agenda and jokes are not your thing.
Give me a person who will laugh at a joke over a person who uses it to promote their woke agenda any day of the week and if you are reading this and find this offensive you too can go fuck yerself.
THE MUNTER SERIES
This horse shit returns this weekend and fuck the standard of darts which is and will always be shit, fuck the munters who most are rug munching ugly cunts that would put you of your food, but the interest this weekend by some will be to see if the Honey Monster Beau Greaves can do enough to rob that Ally Pally spot of Pinocchio.
I hope the Honey Monster does so if only to be spared the usual glass ceiling bullshit spouted by sky for the human pick axe. If only to see if they would spout the same rhetoric for Greaves, or would those arse kissing pricks come up with a new agenda for Greaves, or would the PDC who are such crawling cunts also, suddenly find a way to shoe horn Pinocchio in to Ally Pally,
Ask yourself this, why has the last Ally Pally qualifier not been announced yet ? Its almost November and nothing but silence on that last qualifier from the PDC, they know what it is going to be so why the delay ? countless people have asked this and the PDC have said nothing.
Are they waiting to see if Pinocchio is knocked out of Ally Pally so they can put on another munter qualifiers for Ally Pally.
I would not put it past them, the timing says a lot.
Lastly, I love how the PDC players treat that ignorant stupid hippo cunt Phill Barrs like the simpleton he is. I watched the latest James Wade interview where at the end he says cheers john to hippo Barrs as if it was deliberately done to annoy him, or at least that is what I am telling myself.
I think I typed enough this week to keep all those obsessed with me across forums and social media busy with their complaints, those who cry week in week out from the content to even the spelling, etc but return every week to read this again regardless and repeat the process and not realize the more they cry about this blog, the more attention they get me, not that I need the traffic, as unlike simpletons passing themselves off as journalists who flood their sites with adverts to try make money of their ass kissing., I don't seek to make money, nor suck up to any player nor org, with me you get my honest opinion and if you do not like it you don't return I wont miss you.
