Well this actually happened last week in modus where in 95 matches that saw 80 averages in the 70s and 60s, the commentator not only made it through to the final stage, he actually won the event for the week on Saturday night. That's right, Chris Mason, a guy with a trophy cabinet as empty as Bellyboys actually won an event without choking, then he did play absolute nobodies.
Let that sink in for a second....the commentator, entered and won the event at the expense of players hyped all week. You got to give it to the amateur game, these cunts have taken the mantle of the BDO and carried on the tradition of unintentional comedy, shit quality darts, and managed to keep the fans of the amateur game which are the most stupid and ignorant people you will ever have the misfortune to come across wrapped up in this.
Of course my ridiculing of Modus upset some people, who were so desperate to defend the amateur game, they stupidly thought by mocking the equally shit standard of the challenge tour would somehow negate the points made about modus. What these imbeciles lacked the comprehension to understand was the players on the challenge tour are the same shit players that are eligible for modus and most have even played in the modus shit. They are all WDF players, It don't matter what banner they play under, shit players chucking shit darts is still shit darts.
Take a look at this abortion survivor where the best part of him landed and stayed in the bucket, who is too dense to realize no PDC players would be winning the challenge tour.
Then the same clubfooted cunt who is like a brummie Wesley Plaiser thinks anyone over 50 is not entitled to have an opinion unless of course its a darts player playing in the seniors shit, and then the words of an old cunt matter. The same guy use to mock and ridicule the bdo and the amateur game for weeks but when bdo fans were the only people who did not mock him, he overnight became a bdo fan in order to feel accepted and feel like he was part of something for the first time in his miserable sad pathetic existence, who now goes around social media and forums mocking people who laugh at the amateur game, which he did himself.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
I once wrote a line, "the last time this was this much choking in a week, the Enola Gay was heading home after a successful mission", well it was apt again.
Step forward one of the most miserable cunts in darts, a full blown choker, miserable cunt and already ready with some excuse, a cunt that has more back problems than Merv King, a cunt that sweats more than Barney, a guy that misses more doubles than Chizzy., speed jobber extraordinaire, Vincent van der Voort. In the Gibraltar euro tour he led 5-1 against Aspinall and missed 5 match darts. Altogether missed 7 match darts and lost 6-5.
In the Players Champs on Thursday he was battered by Wesley Plaiser who does not even have a tour card, and on Friday beaten by another non tour card holding dutchie. I remember when people thought of him as a top dutch player, now challenge tour players without cards are making him their bitch, I wish the lanky string of misery would fuck off and retire. Take Merv King, Ian Shite and a few other clogging cunts with him.
On the topic of Dutch chokers, they seem to be breeding them in abundance lately, and the latest one is dirk van Duijvenbode who always seems to be head shaking and moaning when he fails to win because of his own failings, now what other head shaking dutch cunt does that remind you of ?
In Fridays final against Damon Heta he led 4-2, and completely fell off a cliff as usual and lost the next 6 legs and was like a dutch version of Bellyboy throwing a strop.
Other shit that stood out this week Hector Cake Heta bust 180 in the euro tour, and of course the final of the Euro tour which saw a crazy last leg where Wright missed 2 darts for the title, and Heta then missed a dart for the win.
Wright returned 3 in hand and missed with all of them. Heta got another visit and he blew 3 match darts. Wright got a third visit and made it 7 missed match darts and bust with the 8th, Heta took the win despite he missing 5 previous match darts.
Speaking of sweaty dutch cunts , Vinny the speed jobbers best friend, the rubber lipped hunchback ran his mouth about Jose after the Portuguese Winstanley made a fuck up of 80 with 3 darts, and proceeded to call Jose "Mr Big Bollocks" and referred to him as nothing. Needless to say when Heta sent the dutch prick out next round it pleased me,
PDC PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
This returned Thursday and the event was won by Dave Chisnall who added another "minor" PDC title to his CV to go along with his recent euro tour. Was fitting he would play josh rock in the final as both were superb that day. Thursday saw a dozen averages over 105, half of them over 110. Of course typical Chizzy, he went out first round then on Friday.Fridays event was won by Damon Heta, oddly the last winner on the euro tour. so the last 2 euro tour winners won the last 2 players champs. Again there was some high losing averages with Krusty going out with a 106.52 in the first round, and Keane Barry also in the first round averaging over a ton. Josh Rock who hit 3 an averages on Friday over 105 lost with a 108.74 on Friday. As for Heta, he is up to 18th in the OoM currently.
Thats it for this week, been a hard week of work , bad weather, fair few pints etc....no form
