It will come as no surprise to anyone that I would start off this weeks blog with the greatest choker in the history of darts, the egotistical, ignorant and arrogant , self entitled , delusion fat cunt Bellyboy.
Within seconds of him losing yet another final my brother rang me in fits of laughter as he too like so many people took joy in seeing him lose again, and for that you have to ask yourself why ?
I remember Terry Jenkins having people hoping he would finally win one, he was well liked and in his finals he played better quality players only losing to those in their prime, but Jenkins was modest and likable unlike Bellyboy who is a total cunt with a terrible attitude. Its no coincidence so many people want him to fail for his attitude. Were this any other player I would have some sympathy for them after so many finals, but not him because he is an arrogant and ignorant prick with inflated delusions of grandeur and entitlement. This is the cunt who once claimed he should be in the Premier League as he was better than half the ten players that were selected, even though all ten players had won a tv title (Premier Event) of some sort and that fat barell of shit wrapped in skin has never won a thing of note, how can anyone want a cunt like that, with an attitude like his to ever succeed in the game. I could understand cockiness if the prick had ever won anything of note to back up his mumbling mouth. The fat cunts face is getting so fat he has more chins than a Chinese phonebook to where he cannot even pronounce words properly anymore. I remember I and others tried ask him who were these 5 players he was supposedly better than ? He never did reply and even blocked a couple of people as he lacked the balls there as well to stand by his mumbling words.
Who then came charging to the fat choking cunts rescue ? Why another former fat choking cunt who is just as ignorant, deluded, and quick to block people who dare ask him anything, Step forward another choker in Wayne Mardle who posted this
Imagine that, a choker defending a choker, guess he must be hard seeing what is happening to Bellyboy as it brings it all back how he was the same. So fuck Bellyboy, who is not even the best Smith in the PDC, as Ross is.
As for Ross Smith, during the recent PDC Grand Prix I was posting on a darts forum as I always do and bigging up Ross Smith to others who were calling him a jobber , I was citing how unlike players like Merv King, Ian White, speed jobber Vinny, Searle the scruffy window cleaning cheat, Fat jobber Joyce etc, Smudger, is a player that is not a clogger like the others, has time on his side etc. Fast forward a little and during the latest European championships echoed those very same sentiments and even said last week on this blog how he showed backbone coming from behind against Cullen, but even I was not expecting him to win the event, even if it was against the greatest choker ever in the history of the PDC. I am even counting Wayne Mardle in that list.
What made the aftermath of this final even funnier was remember when he lost to Krusty in the last World Championships he proceeded to walk to the losers section on the right and face the wall, it was like second nature to the choking prick, well after he lost yet again he automatically without even thinking knew exactly where to go and how to assume the losers position, went to the right and assumed the position of runner, it was almost naturally second nature to him. He is a natural born loser.
As I said earlier Terry Jenkins lost to elite players in their prime, Ronnie Baxter at least put up better effort, Bellyboy has lost multiple times in finals to players far below in the ranking, and Noppert another player who was outside the top 20 at the time did not need to average over 85 to do so. Comms have no more excuses, there are none left, He has been the highest ranked player in a few finals, missed multiple match darts in other finals, lost to shit averages, and has the body language of a defeated player on stage no spin or deflection will alter this.
Even prior to the match when Bellyboy played dirk I said Dirks pace suited Bellyboy and Ross's pace would be slower and give the choking bellyboy more time to think and allow the pressure get to him, and it transpired that seems to be what happened, as Bellyboy played well but his whole demeanor was that of a beaten man throughout going through the motions.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
However Bellyboy does not win Knob of the Week, I was going to give it to the entire commentary team, but believe it or not Mason for all his flaws did not deserve to be lumped in with the other cunts as for all his flaws, I actually like him on comms, so step forward Stuart Pyke.
This prick along with Rawling and the pussy whipped prick who took his wife's name as he is obviously feminized, and shouts BULL like a retarded mongo all keep referring to this event as a Major throughout the weekend. It is not a major, it has never been a "major", but not because I said so but because the PDC themselves do not call it one, they label their events and this is a "Premier Event", and just because comms claim it is a Major, does not make it so. Majot has connotations of it being one of the elite events, and whilst a great event, and a great title it is not in the top 4 events in the PDC.
The comms throughout this event were atrocious, at one point with Chizzy needing 128 in one leg during a game and hit treble 18 and went for a second treble 18 which bounced out the comms suggested he should not have gone that way, when Warriner tried to explain to his thick cunt accomplice it was the best way to go the stupid prick went silent.
In another match Smudger hit an 11 darter against the throw to win a leg against Dimitri and comms said Dimitri would have had to hit a 9 to stop him. No you stupid cunt, if Dimitri threw first a 12 dart leg would have been suffice not a nine. Seriously you would think commentary would have the most basic things right, they are clearly inept.
I did enjoy how they glossed over all week how the entitled fat cunt Bellyboy is a choker and used multiple ways to explain his inability to ever cross the line in multiple events, without once mentioning his lack of a spinal column, his lack of a set of balls, and his ability to shit himself.
The absolute worst example of the atrocious commentary came in the final when that cunt Pyke showed yet again his blatant bias and his unhappiness that his favorite Bellyboy was losing He even made a comment that smudger might "never play this good ever again in his career". How can any commentator make this assumption ? It came across as a petty vindictive little cunt upset because his player was getting beat by the better player. It was childlike . He sounded annoyed Smudger was winning, and add in the scumbag German crowd were also pro Bellyboy you have to admire the resolve of Ross who did not let it bother him, never buckled and showed why he is the best Smith in the PDC. Litening to that cunt Pyke made me unhappy I was not updating the RIP section on this blog.
The abysmal commentary was not just in the European Championships either, it was evident in the PDC munter Series where that moron of epic proportions Chris Murphy the mincing prick ran his dicklicker whining about a small crowd who cheered when the Honey Monster Beau Greaves took out a great checkout against Pinocchio. Suffice to say I think this tweet summed it up short and succinct
THE MUNTER SERIES
What a day it was last weekend for magnificent results in the game, last week I spoke how I wanted the Michelle McManus tribute act Beau Greaves to claim the runners up spot at Ally Pally, thinking it would be close. Well The Honey Monster not only claimed said spot she could have missed the last event and still claimed second spot.
Right away all the brainwashed Pinocchio fans were scuttling about for excuses, my favorite excuse was "she would have qualified if she did not miss the 4 events that happened when she was at the world series". These simpletons were quite happy to ignore that Greaves missed the first 12...YES TWELVE events and still finished second with an event to spare.
In fact Greaves made more money in her first 7 events, than what Pinocchio made in the 16 events she played, but this is ignored when making excuses. The reality is Pinocchio is not second in the table because she did not deserve to be and was not the second best player, contrary to what assholes like the homeless looking Dan Dawson say by calling her "the best female player in the world" which he has done multiple times, she is not even in the top 2 females players. In the world championships there will be munters in it , then we should have the best munters, and make no mistake Ashton and Greaves are the top 2,
I also said last week how the last World championships qualifier was being held off, and most people are starting to realize the possible reasons why. Maybe some Asian player this year will have "visa issues" and lo and behold Twat Porter will announce they are giving a sport to Pinocchio at Ally Pally as "Munter Matchplay Champion". Afterall, the PDC dont care about rewarding the players most deserving , its all about milking that human pick axe fan base, appearing woke, and trying to get as much publicity as possible.
If Twat Port showhorns the human Pick Axe in to ally Pally it will prove me right what I have said, and show up the PDC for all I have accused them off, if not and Piniocchio is left out and not at Ally Pally then I will be more than delighted to be proven wrong. Its a win win situation for me. As I type this Twat Porter still has not confirmed what the last qualifier is.
OTHER NOTABLE MENTIONS
Krusty - Any other week what Krusty did would have easily got him the KotW award, but thankfully for him he had staunch competition. In his match against Smudger he missed 2 darts for a 5-0 lead and decided he should change darts, Smudger then got a few legs, but Krusty got back in his groove and even led 8-3, but then his hole fell out and Smudger won the next 7 legs and the match, at which point assured that there would be a new and 33rd winner of a PDC Premier event.
Barney - This cunt is always moaning about something to attract the attention on himself cos he is doing fuckall with his darts, he was having a cry about Peter Wright and his costumes and how its not darts....fair enough, but he is moaning just for the sake of moaning to crave the attention. Here is the thing, Krusty does look ridiculous in his costumes, but when he leaves the stage he can remove it, more than can be said for the ridiculous hair transplantBarney got, now that looks absolutely ridiculous. Barney was also moaning about Rowby John pausing when going for the 180s, seems the diabetic sweaty miserable cunt has an issue with this too calling it "it's just pure game misconduct". He really is a miserable cunt. I did not realize pausing to throw a dart constituted misconduct.
Ando - The lazy fucker has opted not to enter the Grand slam qualifiers, which should continue his slide down the rankings. My only worry is Twat Porter does not give this lazy fuck a PL invite for some sort of retirement tour like they did for that Dutch diabetic ex postman cunt.
THE PREMIER LEAGUE
It is around this time where fans start making their lists for who should be in it, who should be left out, the format etc, but remember this, Rob Cross won the European Championships last year, and he is a far bigger name than Ross Smith and Cross was left out of the PL, so it is no guarantee Smudger will be any sort of nailed on cert for the next PL, and easily could be left out in favor of the PDC clique favorites like that lazy prick ando who should be nowhere near it.
GRAND SLAM OF DARTS.
The current world #6, #7, #11 and #13 are all still not qualified for this event, they are Wade, De Sousa, Ando and Barbara the twink. , but now we know Ando has ruled himself out, but 3 of the semi finalists from 2 years ago have still not qualified.The floor qualifiers for this take place on Sunday, and I expect history to repeat itself and we will see some big name miss out and get beaten by a jobber who will do fuck all in the event. In fact I will be surprised if most of those top names make it through. I would obviously like to see Wade, Jose and the other big names make it , prefer to see them than some cunt like scooty eye Joe Murnan who will do fuckall, however the reality is those "top players" had a year to qualify and if they fail to make it I have zero sympathy for them, if they are not good enough to get through a qualifier which is going to be a depleted field anyway, then fuck them, they don't deserve to be there. Its as simple as that.
THE WDF MASTERS
This was "promoted" this week by the WDF and I use the term promoted in the loosest sense. What most people saw was the 6 thousand for the winner,,,,that's euros not sterling pounds. When you factor in inflation this makes it the lowest first prize in the history of "the event", not counting the very first year. I said "the event" because only a moron actually thinks this is the same event or some continuation of the wonderful event it was back when people like the great Eric Bristow won it. This is darts so there is never a shortage on idiots, so lets use this token simpleton for example who posted this.
My response to that is the PDC Premier League is non ranking and invitational, its a glorified giant exbo, but the Premier League for all its flaws has a quarter of a million quid for the winner, prime time viewing across multiple night per year across multiple tv networks reaching a global audience in packed out arenas, where the sponsors of the players get to see their logos advertised and players can bild their brands to even higher levels. There is a reason why players are desperate to be involved.
But fuck the quarter of a million, somehow this stupid prick would have us believe money is not important in darts but some sense of history, even if it is seen through some rose tinted glasses where truth is edged out to make way for some fairy tale style of make believe nostalgia, and rewritten history.
Somehow in this clown's mentally stunted mind this mickey mouse heap of shit , full of dog shit sub standard players is somehow a prestigious event.
How is this Masters event prestigious ? In fact this masters is not even run by the same organisation that ran the original one, an even then the original holders the BDO fucked that up when the were responsible for the split in the game, and under the BDO after the split the standard dropped to what I thought was an all time low, but I was wrong, the WDF have taken it even lower, quite an achievement in itself.
The WDF masters that Eric Bristow won has nothing to do with the WDF masters of today, other than one single word in the title, it is run by a different org, held in a different venue, different format, different players, different boards, only a deluded brainwashed simpleton would even think it was a continuation let alone try convince others The money matters, make no mistake, if it didn't people would not be complaining.
THE OLD FARTS TOUR
I saw a tweet where Baxter, Manley, Scholten, Jenkins and the alcoholic ex con in a skirt , Les Wallace were all invited to the Old Farts so called " World championships", so for a bit of fun , I photoshopped the pic and removed the players and added the ex bdo player and recently released child rapist Tony Eccles instead, and a few people actually thought it was real, that did provide me with a giggle.I will post the pic instead of the link giving those who fell for it the chance to delete their posts.
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I cannot be arsed to mention the Modus shit where again players were winning games with averages in the 60s, and too tired to go on about PDC players champs 29, other than to say it was again a high quality standard that saw multiple 110 plus averages
I could go on about Bellyboy and his list of failures and go through each final, but I am sure that could be expanded upon when he loses his next one.
Lastly, as you might notice i updated the blog and merged certain galleries, updated the pics gallery and other stuff.
til next week
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