KNOB OF THE WEEK
This weeks winners were the England Team, each member did enough to warrant each could win it individually. As to who was more of a knob, well ye can decide.
Wade was playing well only weeks ago, and even averaged 114 plus in a PL match, and soon after had to withdraw from a Euro tour semi finals and ended up in a German hospital, since then he has been awful. I know he beat MvG well in a recent World Series event but that was more a case of MvG being even worse than Wade. After his dismal performances in the World Cup where he thought "the whole UK" was behind him because he played for England, he ran his mouth promising how he would improve the following day.
He did not impove in fact I think his performance in the singles match against Shitlock was even worse, and only served to make him look a prick. I knew he would lose to Shitlock, even called it prior, who to be fair was the best player in the entire comp and deserving of his win, but that does not excuse the pathetic performance by Wade, who not only was playing for a spot in the World Cup, but even more important was a place in the Grand Slam of Darts. His attitude and performance after running his mouth made him look a cmplete prick and he did not deserve to qualify for the Slam on his performances.
Then we got Bellyboy, who comms told us was one of the best in the world , and other outright bullshit, the most ridiculous one being he is "the most inform player in the world". If he was so inform how come he failed to make the last 4 of the Premier League ?
In the last World Series he got owned by Dimitri van den Bergh, after he was lucky to beat a munter without even a tourcard. We were told he won back to back players champs, but comms conveniently left out how they were depleted fields as MvG, Clayton, Wade and Cullen could not make some as they were in Berlin playing in the Premier League finals night. That is all the fat choking cunt won, a couple of depleted players champs where he was the #1 seed due to withdrawals.
He did play well in the World Cup until of course it actually mattered and then as usual shit himself like the over rated choking cunt he was. He was I think 3-1 up and with at least 6 darts at 72 and completely fucked it and what followed was some choke, it was not even a shock to most people anymore across forums and twitter with some even calling it when Hector Cake, Damon Heta made it 3-2.
So I ask which is worse ? A clearly talented player in Wade who simply was atrocious after running his mouth, and is too lazy or inconsistent these days,or another clearly talented player in Smith who promises so much but ultimately will choke cos he is without a backbone.
Either way combined, they clearly wrapped up this Knob of the Week. At least Wade recovered some bit by winning tonight in Amsterdam, where as Bellyboy collapsed again. So fuck off with this blatant lie how he is the most in form player in the world.
THE DUTCH DARTS MASTERS
It was pissing down here all day, and by the time this started it was bucketing down even harder, so thought fuck this, I would stay in and watch the next non ranking glorified invitational exbo offered up by the PDC
First up this evening was Clayton against Wattimena, where Clayton broke in leg 2 for 2-0, but the Dutchie broke and held for 2-2, and even missed a dart to break for 3-2. Wattimena did hold for 3-3 with Clayton waiting on a double. Clayton took out 99 with 2 double twenties for 4-3, and he missed a dart to break, as Wattimena leveled for 4-4, Clayton held for 5-4, and Wattimena took out 122 to send it to a last leg decider, which Wattimena won. An enjoyable game and the first "upset" of the evening as Wattimena jumped around the stage.
The backstage microphone was left on and Wattimena said he was shit, and Dan Dawson said "we will go again" and restarted the interview.
Pinocchio and Kuivenhoven was next, and lets be honest a handy draw for Pinocchio as only Muelenkamp at 53rd was below Kuivenhoven at #52,
Maik was on 337 with Pinocchio on a finish and Maik still won the leg and broke and took out 76 to go 2-0 up. With Maik waiting on a finish Pincchio held for 1-2. Maik held for 3-1 after Pinocchio missed darts to break despite averaging only 72. Maik hit a maximum on his way to breaking again for 4-1, and hit another maximum on his way to holding for 5-1. and he wrapped it up with a break for 6-1. It will eventually dawn on the suck ups that she is simply not good enough and no amount of agenda pushing will alter that fact. Players like De Sousa, Cross, Humphries etc left out for this to accommodate a multiple tourcard failure based on nothing but gender preferential treatment. I am getting sick of the constants excuses by comms to excuse the fact she simply is not good enough.
Then we got KotW co-winner Wade against JdZ. Wade took out 125 to hold in leg one.JdZ held with ease to level, and JdZ missed 4 darts to break, and missed a dart to hold and JdZ was 3-1 down. Wade then missed 2 darts to hold, and JdZ broke back, but missed 2 darts for 3-3 and Wade broke for 4-2 and held for 5-2, and despite a missed dart, he returned to break and wrap it up 6-2.
Gerwyn Price went 2-0 up on Vi8nnie van der Voort, but Vinny hit 3 x 13 darters to go 3-2 up and was averaging over 100, but then his game dipped and Price held for 3-3 and broke for 4-3, but Price missed 2 darts for 5-3 and Vinny took out 102 to break for 4-4, and he held for 5-4 and with Vinny waiting on a double Price held for 5-5. In the decider Vinny had the darts. and missed double 12 for the match but got another visit and wrapped it up 6-5, and it was 3 dutch qualifiers in 4 matches that won.
Up after that we got the other co-winner of KotW Bellyboy and the #1 seed against the erratic Kleermaker who after hitting a max, made a complete mess of a 67 finish and went 1-0 down, but held to level. Bellyboy then had 9 missed doubles when Kleermaker broke for a 2-1 lead, but Kleermaker was punished for missing big numbers and Bellyboy broke for 2-2 and held for a 3-2 lead. Kleermaker with his 6th max in 6 legs and left 36 after 9 and leveled with a 10 darter for 3-3. However in between the maximums there was some shit thrown. Kleermaker hit a 177 but Bellyboy held for 4-3. The dutchie then held for 4-4 and took out 124 on the bull for 5-4 and threw for the win, and with Bellyboy on 32, Kleermaker took out 78 to send the over rated fat cunt out the gap. I thought he was the most in form player.....more PDC bullshit.
In the 5 games at this point, 4 of the qualified Dutchies won, with Wade the only selected player winning. Next up was Dimitri against the lowest ranked player in the comp in Muelenkamp, and Dimitri broke in leg one despite taking 8 darts to hit a double with a 21 darter and then held for 2 zip. Muelenkamp held in leg 3 in what was a turgid game. Dimi averaging 85 held for 3-1. Muelenkamp held for 3-2 as the standard started to improve and Dimi went 4-2 up on throw and when Ron missed a dart to hold Dimitri broke for 5-2 and held for the win averaging 95 even with 13 missed doubles.
Hunchback and Noppert started brilliantly with MvG leaving 16 after 9 darts and did not get a shot as Noppert held, and then MvG held. Noppert took out 120 to go 2-1 up averaging 111. MvG held and he was averaging 112. Noppert held for 3-2 and then took out 90 on the bull to break for 4-2. noppert then missed a dart for tops and 5-2 and MvG broke to trail 3-4, and he held for 4-4 as the averages dropped. Noppert held for 5-4 and in the next leg hit his 6th maximum but missed the bull to win but got another visit after MvG fucked up 35 and Noppert sealed it 6-4. That was now 5 dutch "qualifiers" than beat "Invited players".
Last up was Krusty against Dirk van Duijvenbode, and Dirk with throw held, but missed 3 darts at double 16 to break,but started leg 3 with a max and held for 2-1. Dirk hit 7 perfect darts, but then missed 2 doubles to break but got another visit after Krusty failed to take out 36, and Dirk led 3-1. He then held for 4-1 as Krusty was poor averaging only 89. Dirk hit a 4th max, but missed 5 darts to break and Krusty held with 86 on the bull. Dirk hit an 5th maximum as he held for 5-2. Krusty hit his 3rd maximum to hold and trail 3-5. Dirk had the darts and both players traded 180s as Dirk sealed it with Krusty waiting on a double. 10 maximums in 9 legs.
Yes I know its only an invitation non ranking exbo, but it was a very enjoyable night of darts that saw 6 of the 8 qualifiers beat the invited players, with only Wade and Van den Bergh getting the wins for the invited players.
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Kim Huybrechts must be the biggest moaning cunt in darts, everytime he loses he has either an excuse or complaint about something, last weekend was no different , as this time it was the German crowd cheering too much ...
lastly, I laughed when I saw this tweet by the brilliant parody account
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