KNOB OF THE WEEK
A sure sign of the stunted intelligence of some people is how they respond to valid criticism and this has never been more relevant this past few weeks when it comes to the brainwashed simpletons kissing the hole of the PDC and their hypocritical decisions and rewarding of selected players on nothing more than the appearance and the illusion of political correctness and they even managed to fuck that up. Last weekend saw the absolutely nauseating rimming of Pinocchio, with the most ridiculous superlatives been fucked around, in the faint hope that dart fans, which has more than its fair share of sheep, would actually believe the bullshit that was being spewed for them to lap up. Anyone that dared to question the selection of Pinocchio for every single world Series event was met with idiotic response of "they dont understand" or how "they are sexist". The fact that transparent and easily backed up facts are disregarded and the sexist card is played shows they have nothing else and clearly are thick as pig shit and have no idea what sexism actually means, or understand the simple complexities of equality.
Firstly, on the issue of a tour card being needed to play PDC:
For years male and what passes for female BDO players were not allowed join the PDC without a tour card, that included then Lakeshite winners like Glen Durrant, Stephen Bunting, as this all important tour card was deemed a necessity. That is fine if its the rule and adhered to. This rule was in play and even used when people asked for Phil Taylor to be a "contender" one week in the Premier League.
Then this rule was suddenly disregarded when it suited the PDC and Pinocchio got an invite one night in the Premier League, how come the rule did not apply to her ? was it because she is a woman it don't matter ? That is the very definition of sexism, where one gender is given preferential treatment. Was it fair that former Matchplay winner Dimitri van den Bergh who won the Nordic Masters was left out of the USA Masters for a non tour card holder based on his gender ? How about Jonny Clayton who won 4 televised Premier Events last year being left out of events in the world series whilst a multiple time q-school failure who obviously has no tourcard are invited in his and others place.
She is clearly well out of her depth. Where is the PDPA in all of this ? Is it not their job to represent the tourcard holders, the same players who pay the PDPA, why are the PDPA not standing up for the players, or do they have no spinal column and afraid they might not appear politically correct when their own players are the ones being treated wrongly.
Secondly this blatant lie about the "promotion of women's darts".
The PDC are liars, they dont give a flying fuck about munter darts, if they did how come after their one and only holding of a PDC munter world championships that was created solely in the hope Anastasia Dobromyslova would win it, it was knocked on the head ?
The reason was simple, they never cared about women's darts, they wanted Anastasia, who was a good looking girl with media attention at the time, who had beaten men on tv, long long before Pinocchio who the comms and sky would have you believe was the first to do it. When Anastasia did not win the PDC women's world title and they got Stacey Bromberg who was far less attractive, and old enough to be Anastasia's mother, and none of the media attention,. the PDC said fuck it, their make believe affinity for the women's game was out the gap.
Fast forward years later and the top female player at the time Lisa Ashton joins the PDC and did so by...wait for it......actually winning a tourcard. This is a female player who not only won the tour card but had a CV that had 4 women world titles to her name. Surely this girl who won an actual tourcard and a multi world champ was the ideal girl to push if they cared for women's darts right ?
No one could complain about her not having a tour card, but the PDC did nothing, and any event she did play in she got there because she fucking earned it, and was not handed to her, making it all the more impressive and a further reason why she could or should have been the face of women's darts in the PDC.
But alas it was not to be, because the PDC don't give a fuck about reward players that actually deserve it, fuck Ashton, like Stacy Bromberg before her, she was not young, thin, and blonde, even though Ashton was without doubt the best female player.
Where was the munter series when Lisa was playing in the PDC ? sure is some coincidence it was suddenly created when pinocchio arrived on the scene and seeing as Pinocchio was unable to earn a tourcard, the series was created as a front for her, in the same way the first PDC women's world title was created in the hope for Anastaia.
Here is the thing , I don't blame pinocchio for any of this, she is absolutely right to accept the offers, why wouldn't she, the issue is the lies and bullshit reasons. The PDC have basically told everyone fuck Ashton cos she is a grandmother, we would rather have some skinny young one with the generic dyed blonde hair as she can get the PDC more attention, whilst alienating not just the fans, but I suspect Ashton would not be happy seeing this whole charade play out..
Thirdly the outright lies:
Comms would have you believe Pinocchio was smashing glass ceilings. What ceilings are those exactly ? Last week she had to depend on a Lithuanaian choking cunt to miss 17 doubles, most by more than 2 inches to win a game with barely an 80 average. We are told how she has beaten male players like it is some man on the moon moments...except women beating men in darts has happened countless times, and has even happened in not only in the PDC but on TV also in the past. 13 years ago Anastasia beat Vincent van der Voort live on TV, the same Vinny who hammered Phil Taylor in the same group of the Grand Slam. 17 years ago Deta Hedman beat Aaron Turner live on TV in the UK Open. Then we get the argument but..but..Pinocchio won at the worlds, and she did years ago, how long can you milk that over and over before people realize women are clearly not as good as the men if these sole incidents are all that can be offered up in over quarter of a century of PDC darts.
Yes there will always be a case of a women possibly beating a man, but its the exception rather than some outright bullshit that women are as good as the men.
I would love to see top class women competing with the men, but not when multiple time q-school failures without the ability to win a tour card are foisted upon us. I want to see women who were good enough to win tourcards compete on an equal basis, now that would be good for the game, not selecting non tour card holders, then creating sexist munter series in a code that is already unisex, in order to facilitate this myth that rthe PDC care about the womens game, they dont, They only care about Fallon and here alone and not the womens game and only a fully brainwashed simpleton is unable to comprehend this.
The comms this week spouted inane shit, suck ups like hippo Barrs who could lick the back of players teeth cos his tongue is so far up their hole just another example of the ass rimming minions who buy everything they are told without question, incapable of ever formulating an independent thought of their own, let alone publicly air it.
Had Pinocchio won a tourcard like Ashton and reached TV event on merit and not because she was selected based solely on gender, then I would be a supporter, but I cannot and will not support a player who has been rewarded undeservedly based only on hype and gender. I supported Ashton , because as said, she earned what she got, and would hae liked for her to have succeeded more.
The same reason why I have no repesct for Gary Anderson, who wont travel and play in the euro tour and has whined non stop, but has no trouble rocking up in New york copenhagen etc for a pay day, fuck him, why reward him for laziness, whilst better players are left out of world series event.
When you point this out and the blatant favoritism of pinocchio the sexist term is bandied about because they have no comeback, mention ando and its because you are jealous or some other idiotic defense. The have no answer for the truth.
Cheeta hedman... seems earlier today she did a Ryan Searle and cheated and claimed a leg on double 9 when she clearly did not hit it in some 6 nations shit. I a only heard about this when I got home and since it is some mickey mouse shit i dont care, but regardless, bad form.
I am too pissed tonight to correct any spelling errors so if you dont like what you read go fuck yerself.
NORDIC MASTERS
Pinocchio led 3-0 by the time I turned this on, and I thought not even one of the greatest male chokers in the history of the game will continue jobbing like this, and sure enough the obese petulant cunt woke up, and was soon 4-4. Bellyboy had chances to break but missed crucial doubles which saw pinocchio take out shots like 124 to hold. Bellyboy with his 5th dart broke for 8-6, and there was no way back, despite the ass kissing by comms. Bellyboy with his seventh match dart won 10 of the last 13 legs which proves when a player performs, Pinocchio will get beaten, simple as that.
I did not see Barbara the twink beat Price, and saw the scoreline and averages which suggested the Belgian metrosexual won deservedly, I would watch it later in the evening and there was no doubt Dimitri deserved it. Then we got Wade and MvG again, where in their last meeting in New York Wade was woeful, Wade averaging 85 went 4-1 up at the first interval. There was no way this would continue I thought, and after the second interval Wade led 8-2 and was averaging 90.
Neither player seemed to give a fuck, why would they ? They would be playing on Monday in the PL for quarter of a million quid, so why give a fuck about this nordic shit ? Legs went with throw with Wade wrapping it up 10-4
Last up was Krusty, who was 3-2 down at the interval, thought ando would win, and said so on a forum and took the dogs for a walk. When i returned I saw Ando battered pocket money Pete 10-4 despite Krusty averaging 99.99. I thought that was one of the 3 decent performances ando puts in every year he would soon revert back to shit.
The evening session started with an interview with darts greatest choker, the fat deluded prick thinks "its all come together"....all because he won a non ranking exbo that included jobber Yanks and Canadians, a munter, and under par players like MvG and Wade, as if some world series event was a major.
Comms were kissing the fat hole of Bellyboy non stop at the start, remind me again which of the 2 players is the one that won an actual tv major....heres a hint, it was not Bellyboy. Dimitri missed a dart to break in leg 2 but did break in leg 4 for a 3-1 lead and held for 4-1 at the interval. Dimi broke after the break and held for 6-1 adfter the over rated Bellyboy missed 5 darts to break, Dimi held for 7-2 and broke for 8-2, comms who were kissing the fat hole of Bellyboy were now not as eager to praise the petulant prick. Dimitri held for 9-2, and missed 6 darts for 10-2, but held for 10-3 and 11-4. How is that "coming together now" working out for you Michael ?
In the other semi final, Wade and ando started woefully,with Ando deservedly 2-0 up with both averaging in the 80s. Wade took out 111 to hold but trailed 4-1 at the interval. Wade got his second leg but trailed 2-5 in a dismal game. Wade missed tops for a 157 and was 6-2 down and held for 3-6, and broke for 4-6 at the interval. Wade missed 3 darts to hold and was soon 8-4 down, but Wade held and then broke and held to trail 7-8.
Ando came out and battered the treble 20 and held and then broke for 10-7 and throwing for the win. Wade had chances to break and Ando won a boring game that neither cunt deserved to win.
Ando had darts to break Dimitri in leg one, and Dimitri held broke and held again for a 3 nil lead, and when Ando missed doubles again Dimi broke and held for 5-0 at the interval with a 130 checkout.
The twink then broke Ando for 6-0, but missed darts to hold and Ando choked again and it was now 7-0. Dimitri was only averaging 98. I was laughing my arse off when Dimitri broke again for 8-0. This was beautiful. Ando then hit 2 maximums and with his 16th dart at a double broke and won a leg, and then held to trail 2-8 at the break. Ando then again hit 2 maximums against the throw and broke for a third leg and held for a fourth leg on the spin after Dimi missed double 15 for a 152. Dimi stopped the rot and held for 9-5. Despite a max from ando Dimi broke again for 10-4, and was throwing for the win but missed 3 match darts, and the scottish sulk broke for 10-5 but dimi saw him off, and he fully deserved it, and happy the sulky leech did not prevail.
THE PDC PREMIER LEAGUE
John Part gets fatter each time I see him, imagine being stuck in the seat next to him on the plane over....fuck that.
First up was Clayton whose walk on music annoys the fuck out of me, against the balding ex postman from bradford who imagines himself as a "Rockstar". Cullen broke twice and went 3 up and Clayton needed to wake up as Cullen is a great front runner, and whilst I wanted Cullen to win, i also wanted a close competitive game. Clayton missed a dart to break, and could have won 3 of the first 4 legs, and was 4-0 down. Clayton averaging in the 80s was broken again and was 5-0 down and 6-0 down when Cullen held, there was only 10 minutes gone.
Clayton held in leg 7, and then broke in leg 8, but missed darts to hold and Cullen broke for 7-2. Clayton missed the bull for 164 and a break, and he was 8-2 down, legs went with throw and it was 9-3. Cullen hit his 10th max which saw him break get 3 match darts which he missed, and Clayton held for 4-9, but Cullen with an 11th maximum held for the win 10-4. It was class from Cullen with a 101 average, but too one sided for a competitive game.
Next up was Wade and MvG who were not only playing for a spot in the final of the PL, but the winner would qualify for the Grand slam of Darts as neither player had qualified yet....Cullen had qualified prior, but Clayton still has to qualify.
MvG started so poor, that Wade could afford to bust his score and still win the leg against throw, and after Wade missed a dart to hold MvG broke back. Wade missed the bull to break and MvG led 2-1, and Wade took out 101 to level 2-2. MvG was now averaging over 97 as he held for 3-2. When Wade leveled at 3-3 he was then averaging over 100. MvG was dominant and held with ease for 4-3, and with 5 perfect darts broke for 5-3 and held for 6-3. Wade held for 4-6 at the break but this was looking over even with both players averaging well over a ton, no way Wade was breaking twice, and he came out chucking shit like he knew the game was up, as MvG held and broke with complete ease for 8-4. Wade who on his last visit to Germany ended up in hospital with heart trouble must have had his heart removed, cos he showed fuckall up there after he simply accepted he was going to lose.The prick not only lost the last 4 legs of the match, he was not even close to winning a single one of them. I use to like Wade when he fought, and never gave up, not this pathetic cunt we have today, fuck off and retire you miserable cunt.
In the final Cullen held first leg but missed 3 to break and it was 1-1. Cullen was choking early. Sure enough MvG broke in leg 3 to lead when he should have been behind and held for 3-1. MvG should have broke for 4-1, but Cullen held, and then broke for 3-3. MvG then broke again, and at 5-3 Cullen took out 141 to just hold, and Quasimodo the kerb crawler held for 6-4 at the break. Cullen took out 114 to hold and then broke for 6-6, and surprised me by holding for 7-6.
Cullen missed 2 darts to break for 8-6 and MvG leveled the game, but Cullen held again strongly for 8-7, and MvG took 5 darts to hit the double to level the game 8-8. Cullen held for 9-8, but MvG starting with a 180 held for 9-9.
We were now entering Chokey Joe time, where history has shown how he blows it, and sure enough MvG broke so he was throwing for the match. Mardle acted like he was surprised. Who the fuck are you kidding.One glimpse across forums and you will see everyone was waiting for the choke. I was shocked then, when Cullen broke and it went to a final leg, but it only delayed the inevitable result as when Cullen got a match dart, he missed. Was anyone really surprised ? Honestly ?
Obese John Part and Mardle who never won a thing of note in his entire existence acted surprised MvG won and Cullen lost. I am sure they live in a different alternate universe than most dart fans who predicted the outcome. I was not going to hang around to listen to the rubber lipped George Dawes kerb crawling wife cheating prick tell us how he is back, even though he has not won a proper ranking major in years and act like people "fear him".
