KNOB OF THE WEEK
We all know Pinocchio is vastly over rated, a multi time q-school failure who gets preferential treatment based solely on her gender, but somehow Darius completely shat himself against Pinocchio, and by the time he was 3-0 down, he had missed 11 darts at a double and averaging in the 60s. The useless cunt took 17 darts before he won a leg and was 4-1 down and the cunt got even worse as he did not even get to a double in the next 2 legs,
This was like watching prime Jamie Cave-In, you did not need to be telepathic to know the cunt was shitting himself. Dumb prick actually bought the hype that Pinocchio is some great player, he bought into the PDC bullshit and for that alone I hope he loses his tour card and fucks off back to the third world of Lithuania. If that was Luke Humphries he would be hanging from a rafter by now. Then maybe Lithuanians don't have shame, the ones over here certainly aint got any.
Pinocchio averaged 80 which was 10 points less than what Madars lost with in the previous game yet Stuart Pike acted like the 80 average was around 120 the way he went on, he could not suck up any more if he tried. Seems an 80 average somehow breaks "glass ceilings". his diatribe is getting monotonous.
I suggest the PDC should take a look at twitter, forums etc and gauge what dart fans genuinely think about the sucking up, the lies, the bullshit, and how dart fans are not buying it, in fact they are getting sick of this bullshit and the PDC trying to treat its fans like morons that will buy anything.
Even the most stupid cunts like mushrooms are starting to see the light. Across forums and twitter I saw people speaking about brown envelopes, match fixing etc as he missed the doubles by more than 2 inches on multiple occasions. I also read he was once in a betting syndicate with Kyle McKinstry...yes that game throwing cunt who has been banned by the PDC for multiple years. I read how the DRA should investigate this game, but they wont. I loved the stories.
I personally don't believe there was brown envelopes etc, and while the misses were indeed a long way off even by his jobbing standard, I believe he is a choking cunt that swallowed the pdc hype and showed his lack of a spinal column. My stream died after hunchback disposed of his useless opponent so the only one I know off that got a post match interview was....you guessed it, Pinocchio. what a surprise, favoritism and blatant sexism as usual. Giving one gender preferential treatment is not equality, its the very epitome of sexism. When the new Andy Fordham aka Bellyboy dumps her out tomorrow it will be worth tuning in for the post mortem and excuses.
THE NORDIC MASTERS
The Nordic Masters kicked off with Barbara the twink battering some nordic jobber 6-0, where the jobber did not even get a shot at a double. 22 points between them in the averages.It bored me senseless.
Then we got the lazy sulk Ando who has no problem traveling across Europe for these pay days, but cannot be arsed to do the euro tour. So why reward the lazy prick ? When Larsson broke for 2-1 both were averaging 75. Larsson led 5-3 averaging 79 and of course he jobbed.
Wade missed darts for 3-0, and after Madars missed a dart for 4-4, Wade woke up took out a 2 dart 96 to break and held with ease to win 6-3.
Gerwyn Price started his game doing Darius impressions and was averaging 64 after the first leg, but improved, and by the time he led 3-2 he was up over 20 points to 85, and by the time he was 5-2 up he was averaging 91.
The obese Bellyboy took on former banned player Vladimir Andersen, and when Mad Vlad missed darts for 2-2 it was the beginning of the end and the nordic jobber missed multiple darts to break, and was 5-2 down, and Bellyboy held for a simple win with an almost 94 average.
The mushrooms who despise the PDC and complain about everything were now crying how tomorrow night will be "another Premier League Night"....I did not know Pinocchio, and Barbara the twink were in the Premier League, but hey, why let things like facts get in the way of their chance to complain incessantly about everything PDC related, but they all watched though.
Krusty dressed like a spastic , no doubt with clobber picked out by his wife/owner/extortionist, and took on euro jobber #7 where a win might earn him an extra 3 pound a month in his pocket money, what an incentive for him.
Krusty won 6-0 averaging 104....40 points more than the nobody he battered.
Last up was the kerb crawling quasimodo double, hunchback van Gerwyn as he took on euro jobber #8. Kantele was lucky to be afforded 6 darts at a double to hold and trail 2-1, but was only delaying the inevitable, accelerated by MvG breaking with a 157 checkout for 4-1, a 103 checkout for 5-1, and missed the bull for a 124 for 6-1 but came back and had 2 more visits to wrap it up.
The Nordic players made last weeks Yanks seem like professionals. The Nordic cunts were a joke, never mind the top 8, you could send Glen Durrant, and 7 other pdc guys tumbling down the rankings over there and they would have won.That is how bad they are.
This Nordic shit needs to be knocked on the head, useless the lot of them, with the exception of Madars, who was the only one that looks like he has something, and whilst he may be the best Nordic player, if he were British he would be a pub player.
The averages for the Nordic jobbers in order of appearance.
Benjamin Drue-Reus - 76
Daniel Larsson - 80
Madars Razma - 90
Darius Labanauskas - 76
Brian Lokken - 72
Vladimir Andersen - 79
Matthias Orn Fridriksson - 64
Marko Kantele - 74
This week saw the passing of Shaun Greatbatch, the first player to hit a live televised 9 darter. Okay it was only on dutch tv, and I like many others did not see it, but credit to the lad. Any time I saw him in interviews he always came across as a decent lad with no agenda or bitterness, unlike so many more of the cunts that infested that shit bdo. He was only 52, and whilst I do not know the cause of his death, I recall an interview he did a few years back saying how he lost a couple of inches in height after cancer treatment, and even then came across as an upbeat decent lad. I added him to the R.I.P. Section
I am looking forward to the PL and world Cup next week.....I cannot wait for them glorified exbos to end, and we can get back to proper ranking darts. Fuck the World Series, ridiculous world Cup etc...yes I will watch them, but I prefer watching ranking darts any day. That way when cunts like Ando rightfully slide down the rankings, the PDC will have to get clever with excuses to come up with some nonsense to parade the cunt around as a top player.
Dont give me that 2 time World Champion bullshit, Fatpot and John Part are former double PDC world champions, no one buys this is the same Anderson. That Anderson died after a welsh midget owned him. He now complains, grins his way through defeats, cries about travel, but has no problem rocking up in New York, Copenhagen etc for a nice assured pay day....whilst Clayton and others were left at home. Guys that do the euro tour. If Ando wont travel to Europe for the Euro tour, he should not be invited to World Series events
Then when did the PDC ever reward certain players that deserve it how many times was Wade for example left out of a PL and the headshaking postman shoehorned in ? Like this year Cross the reigning European champion left out....yet Ando still in.
How many times has Pinocchio been shoehorned into events, and she has not even got a tourcard after being a MULTI Q-school failure, whilst tour card holders that won tv events are left out.
This is why I love seeing Ando, Barney, Pinocchio etc getting battered. I don't dislike the players as people, and understand why they would take the gifted opportunities they undeservedly have got, I want them to lose because of how the PDC disregard loyalty and reward q-school failures, and players in their little clique. I want to see those who got preferential treatment go out early.
That's it for this week, off to bed early, been a hard week, even if last Monday was a bank holiday over here
