Friday, June 3, 2022


KNOB OF THE WEEK

Earlier this week, the old fossil and mentally deranged cunt John Lowe posed for a photograph after his pathetic dismal showing in the senile old farts mickey mouse rubbish. As he stood there looking like the prick he is with "MBE" plastered all over his shirt, it came to the attention of people that behind Lowe on the wall in Bob Potters slum was a picture of another cunt who had received a queens medal, the sick fuck and pedo prick from the worlds largest penal colony, Rolf Harris.


The truth is I was not surprised the pic of the pedo cunt was still hanging up in that shithole, remember this is the place that has seen all sorts of sexual deviants down the years, from gropers of pregnant women like Ross Montgomery, the recently incarcerated scumbag Hankey and of course child rapist Tony Eccles and that was just the darts, that's not counting the "celebrities" of Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville etc, and of course the BBC, a haven for sick pedo cunts for numerous years were regular attendees there. Anyone sensing a pattern ?

What pissed me off more was the sick attitude of the old fossil cunt Lowe, who when informed a pic of a pedo was hanging on the wall, chose instead to criticize the person who pointed it out calling them a keyboard warrior, instead of thanking the person who first brought it to the attention. I guess it shows where that old cunts allegiances lie...maybe Lowe thinks because he has an MBE, he should defend the pedo cunt Rolf Harris as he too got a queens medal. The fact he took more objection to the person pointing out how a picture of a pedo was still hanging up, than the actual pic shows what a cunt he is, just fuck off and die you old cunt.
Guess who else got a medal of the queen besides John Lowe and Rolf Harris ?
Take a look at this list of sick sexual deviants, tax dodgers, drink drivers, spies, dictators all "awarded" a queens medal or honorary one, before having it removed quietly.


Rolf Harris CBE
Stuart Hall OBE
Jimmy Saville OBE
Harvey Weinstein Honorary CBE
Prince Naseem Hamed MBE
Nicolae Ceausescu MBE
Lester Piggot OBE
Robert Mugabe honorary Knighthood
Benito Mussolini honorary knighted
Kim Philby OBE,

Then take a look at the family giving out the awards....an inbred German shower of cunts who have sponged off the backs of the decent British citizen for far too fucking long. The same family that has a "Prince" Andrew, a creepy cunt who was friends with a previously mentioned sick fuck in Harvey Weinstein...again...anyone sensing a pattern ?
I was going to award Knob of the Week to Lowe, but in the end, it was not his wall the pic was hanging on, and as despicable as Lowe's attitude is, the award goes to Bob Potter who was the one responsible to have the pedo pricks pic taken down, and he did not regardless of whatever excuse he scampered to come up with.
Guess who else was awarded a medal of the queen like Lowe and Harris ?...that's right, Bob Potter...so for the third time I ask, anyone sensing a pattern ?
As for the mushrooms who will be quick to try deflect and bring up Phil Taylor, he is another former champion and sexual degenerate that graced the piss soaked floorboards of the den of inequity, he too was awarded an MBE, but never given it due to his "indiscretions", but only serves to prove my point about the type of people who have been awarded them or have been in line to receive one.

THE PDC US MASTERS

No sign of Chris Mason because the yanks would not let him in to their country due to his criminal record. No sign of Jacqui Oatley, who i would prefer over Emma Patton.  I saw Pinocchio the feeder with her latest fat boyfriend posing for pics, you think she would have taken her child instead, but this made me laugh , the sheer delusion, stupidity and ego involved. THIS
 
 I know she is common and not the brightest, but when I see munters who try compare munters darts to womens tennis it always makes me laugh.
Pinocchio thinking munters darts should be anywhere near tennis in comparison shows how mentally stunted they are. Putting aside the fact Tennis is an actual sport, where fitness and training etc are key components, and darts is just a game where the obese, the crippled and the old can win trophies and be at the top of the game, most people on Earth dont give a fuck about darts. Pinnochio could average 125 in every game, hit a nine darter in every match, and it would not cause a ripple  compared to the wave the kid Emma got when she won a proper ranking major in a proper genuine sport that far far more people care about.

Bellyboy beat Doug Boehm 6-3 who had an 11 darter and did not embarrass himself with a tidy 91 average, and he had 4 darts to break Bellyboy in one leg.
Wade beat Jeff Smith 6-2 where Wade was 100% on doubles taking out 124 on the bull for the win.
Matt Cambell missed darts in all the first 4 legs and only took one of the legs but the Canadian did get a second break and held to get a third leg and make the score respectable as he lost 6-3.
Then we got another Pinocchio promo, it was getting nauseating at this point. She broke in leg one after Gate missed 3 darts to hold, but Gates broke back and held as Pinocchio was averaging 65 and Gates broke again and held for 4-1, comms could not come up with excuses quick enough. Gates then with 75 left miscounted and bust 75, but did hold for 5-2 and took out 82 for the win 6-2......comms were distraught.Gates then in the interview called her Shallon was really rubbing it in.
Wright and Baggish started with 4 holds despite Wright averaging 106 to Baggish's 89, in leg 5 Baggish missed 3 darts to hold and Krusty went 4-2 up and then fell asleep for a leg as his average dropped to 92 and Baggish held for 4-3. krusty held and then missed 3 match darts, as Baggish made it 4-5 and Baggish missed a dart to break and take it to a last leg as Krusty wrapped it up 6-4,
When MvG took out 122 to hold for 3-0 against van Dongen this was looking like a whitewash, but Van Dongen did hold twice for 4-2 and then broke for 3-4 and he was jumping around like a spaz and he then missed a dart for 4-4, as MvG broke but Van Dongen broke back after MvG missed multiple match darts and Van Dongen was throwing for 5-5, but MvG hit a 177 and a 180 and that was it.
The winner of the senile masters horseshit took on Gerwyn Price, and Cameron took  out 124 on the bull for 2-2, but Price broke in leg 6 for 4-2, but Cameron hit a 12 darter to break back and held for 4-4.Price then held and broke to take the win. Cameron averaged 8 points more than he did when he won the senile shit but it was not enough.
Last up was Clayton against Lauby, and the yank missed a heap of darts in leg 1 and clayton broke in leg 4 for 3-1 and held for 4-1. Lauby held, but when Clayton held for 5-2 there was no way back and Clayton took out 88 to break and win 6-2



THE SENILE DELUDED TOUR FOR OLD FARTS - THE WDST & THE PDC EURO TOUR

I did not watch Bottler O Shea dump out Myra Hindleys twin sister in Bobs slum, I was busy was watching another of Bobs slums heroes Scott Waites the guy who won 2 Lakeshite titles with averages around 87 play in the Euro tour. Waites averaged higher than what he did in 2 Lakeshite finals and it was still not enough as he got well beaten by Hector Cake Heta. Barbara the dancing twink followed Waites out the gap right after.
I switched over and saw Richie Howson who looks like Fordham with stage 4 cancer batter Terry Savalas.
I then found out goldfish gob Monk won a game in the piss palace, I was shocked til I realized he was playing an even bigger choker than him in Deta Hedman. Dolan and Aspinall were the next PDC players going out and Noppert beat Schindler in a belter of a game.
Switched over and saw the giggling bearded cunt against wayne Jones, and  there was no way I was watching that shit with Chizzy and De Sousa on elsewhere. Chizzy went 3-0 up averaging 104, and Jose woke up and won 3 of the next 4 legs, but Chizzy saw it off with a 105 average.
So back to the senile deluded cunts and saw the bearded liar and most over rated player in the history of the bdo and jobber Jones slug it out in an abysmal game with both averaging in the 70s, at 3-2 I said fuck it and went and cut the grass.
When I returned for the evening session of the Euro tour I was told that Ray Stubbs actually said Spineless "is still a force in the game" because he beat Wayne Jones with an average in the 70s. I laughed like the cunt I am at that. "still a force in the game"...fucking priceless.
Even in his prime against pub qualifiers like Phill Blanche Nixon he was shitting himself more than his ex wife who spent the final in the bog and even the comms cared more about her.

In the evening session Job Cross was sent packing by slow cunt Ryan Treacle. That made it 6 seeds on the trot going out and despite Cullen leading 5-3 against Shitlock and having match darts, Cullen choked and shitlock made it 7 seeds on the trot out the gap. I switched over to the comedy,...Jesus fucking Christ, first up was an alcoholic ex con in a skirt against father time John Lowe, even Mickey Mansell on the other channel was more appealing than this shit. Dirk who Paul Nicholson was comparing to wrestler Brock Lesnar beat Mansell in a decent game. Off went the PDC when another cunt with a speech impediment came on comms in Rob Malarky and Krusty took on Wattimena who bores me. Back to the senile shit and I am sure Dave Clarke was doing the camera work with the amount of shaking going on as Les Wallace and his 74 average was too much for Lowe and his 66 average. At one point with 50 to save the match and 3 darts in hand Lowe went for the bull. Back to the PDC to watch quasimodo refuse to shake hands with Klaasen and lay a whooping upon him. Comms obviously never mentioned why MvG hates Klaasen, they think viewers are clueless morons who should be denied the truth. Klaasen was 3-1 down averaging 102, as MvG was averaging 116. MvG won the game making it 14 consecutive victories over Klaasen. Despite MvG averaging 105, Klaasen had darts to win multiple legs he lost.
Back to the old cunts and saw Howson leading the bulldyke 2-0 in sets and thought no thanks and went back to Mervyn and Gerwyn in the PDC. It was a low quality match with both averaging around 90, far superior to the shit between Howson and Gulliver. The Mullet and Bellyboy followed with Bellyboy winning with a 105 average.

In the senile shit Thornton took on Cameron and the Canadian led 3-1 in sets and the jock was throwing a strop every time he could not score well and visibly frustrated as always like bellyboy when the darts don't land where he wants them. He started a leg with back to back 180s, and completely blew the leg and Cameron then missed 2 match darts and Thornton luckily held and took the set. He then broke and but Cameron broke back and threw for the match and out went Thornton.
I had no intention of watching fatpot's former manager and Anderson, off to watch the scousers get beaten in the champions league


SUNDAY: I missed Boris Krcmar and Ryan Treacle and caught the end of pocket money Pete and Marc Almond, and when Shitlock was clearly going to win against Larsson I switched over and saw Colin Monk was playing....got back to see shitlock win the match with a 150 with 3 bullseyes. MvG and Callan Wygz followed and both missed a heap of doubles, a total of 31 between them and Wygz dumped out quasimodo 6-4. Elsewhere David Cameron was 3-1 up on Monk and Monk missed 3 darts to level the match 3-3 as Cameron won just in time to switch back for Chizzy and Dirk and did not hang around to see if his son Arron would be there crying like a little fag as he did multiple times in the past.
Chizzy hit the 3rd 170 checkout of the weekend to break and then 88 on the bull to make it 4-4. Then took out 96 to break, but then missed 3 match darts and Dirk broke back and a final leg and Dirk started with a max and Chizzy also hit another but it was too little too late. A fabulous game. I switched over to see Wallace against Taylor, and the alco cross dressing ex con still could not be arsed to have a shave before his game, as Taylor averaging low 70s led 1-0 in sets, and then 2-0 and went back to Searle and Gilding, where Gilding at 4-3 down and in trouble took out 156 to hold and then break where he threw for the match here a win would put him in the Matchplay places.
Switched over and saw Taylor leading 3-1 averaging 81.
Heta and Bellyboy saw Heta hit back to back 127 checkouts and a 103 average but still lost a game 6-3 that had 13 maximums in 9 legs and a 111 average for Bellyboy. Taylor beat Wallace 4-3 with an 85 average. That was me done, as the weather was too good to stay in any longer watching the dull Dobey or the giggling spineless cunt in the senile shit.
When I got home found out the bearded giggling liar cunt was sent packing by Tony O'Shite, and Dellar lost to Howson,
In the evening session there was a new record of 6 non seeded players in the last 8, Noppert 5-3 down "cums from behind" to beat Krcmar. Wygz beat Shitlock in a match that would bewilder any hairstylists watching. Gilding took out 123 to break Dirk for a second time on his way to a 4-0 lead averaging 109 and when he missed a dart for 5-1, and Dirk made it 4-2, but it mattered not, I enjoy watching Gilding. There was now only one seeded player left in the comp, and that was Bellyboy. Switched over and saw Taylor leading Bottler O'Shea 2 zip in sets and an average around 93. When Taylor went 3-0 up went back to the PDC in time to see Bellyboy and King where Mervyn went 4-0 up, Bellyboy hit 7 perfect darts and was lucky to break, and the obese cunt woke up, and broke twice to level 4-4. King showed why he never won a thing of note ever as he collapsed as Bellyboy made it 5 legs on the trot and threw for the win. To out choke Bellyboy is some achievement.

In the senile shit Taylor won 5-1 with 85 average in the semis. I swear to all that is fucking holy, I am convinced Helen Chamberlain is Glen Durrant in drag. Went back and saw the ridiculous looking Callan Wygz was 5-2 down averaging 72 and in the senile shit Cameron was 2 sets up on Howson. Marc Almond won 7-2 with a 103 average, Wygz finished with a 76 average. Bellyboy took on Gilding in the second semi final which started with a dreadful standard and at 2-2 Gilding missed tops to break and had more chance at 3-3, as Bellyboy held for 4-3 and Gilding took out 121 on the bull to level with a 12 darter. Gilding them missed 3 darts to break, and Bellyboy was tlucky yet again.Gilding missed the bull for a 167 but got another visit and blew more doubles. Bellyboy was a jammy cunt as Gilding started choking as much as Mervyn King did and it was Gilding's worst performance of the weekend.
sickening seeing multiple players out choker the PDC's biggest choker.There was no way I was going to listen to that obese sack of human shit mumble through an interview and switched and saw Cameron was 4-1 up on Howson which Cameron won 5-2, so the final was Taylor and Cameron, names that these days soft weak millennials have for first names.
In the euro tour final, Noppert missed a dart to break, but held for 2-2 as the legs went with throw, and the first break came when Bellyboy broke to lead 4-2. Noppert broke with a 128 and was chucking for 4-4 but he bust 79 and Bellyboy broke again for 5-3, but Noppert broke again, and was throwing for 5-5 but Bellyboy broke again for 6-4, and Noppert took out 130 to make yet another break. Noppert was throwing for 6-6 but Bellyboy broke to make it 7 consecutive breaks of throw and Bellyboy throwing for the win, but Noppert took out 121 for an 8th consecutive break.We finally got a hold by Noppert after Bellyboy missed a match dart, but the mountain of fat held on for the win and equaled his biggest ranking win in the PDC, and his first Euro tour in FIVE YEARS.
Elsewhere Taylor averaging mid 70s won the first set, and when I returned Cameron was 2-1 up in sets. Taylor won the 4th set despite being 5 points lower in the averages. Cameron took the fifth set after Taylor missed a dart for the set. With Taylor waiting on tops for 3-3 Cameron took out 85 to lead 4-2 in sets. Cameron broke in the first leg to throw for a 5-2 lead which he got. He was then throwing for a 6-2 win, and won the first leg, but Taylor with back to back legs took the set for 3-5. Taylor missed multiple darts to hold and Cameron broke and threw for the win he thoroughly deserved, as he was the best player of this whole clusterfuck.
Maybe now Taylor realizes he is a full blown grade A jobber, hopefully his ego will see him jack this horseshit in, and with him being the main point of interest in this shit which is tantamount to flogging a dead horse, fans will lose interest.
One event for nostalgic reasons was fine, multiple events become an embarrassing joke.