KNOB OF THE WEEK
Last week I wrote about Bellyboy and his sense of entitlement, his arrogance, and his inflated ego for someone who has never won a proper major, in fact has never won any event what the PDC call a "Premier Event"...ever. His highest accomplishment, and highest ranking title win is a Euro tour, and has won just 3 of them in over ten years. The way he has criticized others who have achieved more shows the levels of ignorance and arrogance of him. I would love to know who the 5 players that all won premier events that he said he is better than.
Sadly this egotistical behaviour is spreading, now we have this bearded prick Luke Humphries, thinking he is something special because he won a couple of Euro tours, Putting aside the fact in recent weeks Price and Wright pulled out of events, Ando never attended, Wade withdrew in a semi and missed qualifiers due to illness,and Bellyboys manager forgot to enter him in events, Humphries won minor events in depleted fields, and now this cunt thinks he is something special. I think these cunts are overdosing on their own hype and are starting to genuinely believe they are the best in the world despite having a trophy cabinet as barren as Chris Mason's, Things like Hippo Barrs kissing their arses has these entitled pricks brainwashed they are something special, and people like Mardle etc can bullshit the viewers non stop, how "majors are around the corner" but in the end, players will be judged on what majors they have won and between them they have none, zero, fuckall, nada, zilch.
After Humphries luckily beat Cross last weekend here he needed a ton plus checkout with Cross waiting on a double for the win, he ran his mouth how because he was not attending this weeks Euro tour Rob Cross might be able to win one now. The sheer arrogance of him to think because he won some Euro tour in a depleted field he is in some position to try belittle not only a former world champion, but a former Matchplay winner also, and Cross is the current European champion, who on his way to the title last year dumped out....you guessed it... the same cunt Humphries. Guess that must have slipped his mind when he ran his mouth acting like the unlikable prick he is.
Humphries is not fooling anyone though. This manic depressive is just one hammering away from pricing up rope in a builders supplier. One run of bad results could have him going for a warm bath with a razor blade or he will be back in his corner crying about the darkness, and like so many of these soft inadequate mentally fragile cunt of today that seem to love telling anyone that will listen on social media about their weaknesses. Its like they take pride in being defective, maybe its some need for attention or mommy did not love him enough. Then his own father who is a Leeds United fan called him Luke to mean Leeds United Kings of Europe. Is it any wonder he grew up a spastic. The only thing Leeds ever won in Europe was an inter cities cup and that was over 50 years ago. Is it any wonder Humphries grew up deluded in a family of deluded people.
I loved Bristow and how cocky he was, because he won majors and backed it up. I initially did not like Price running his trap, but once he backed it up, won 4 proper majors including a world championships, even if you do not like their attitude you cannot fault his resume, but when mouthy cunts like Humphries and Bellyboy start believing they are something special it shows the levels of their arrogance. If they ever cross the line and win a proper major, then fair enough, until then they come across as arrogant cunts who have zero respect for their fellow players, who have achieved far more than they ever had.
Before some dicksplash cries.. but both won a "Youth" world championship, which is true, no one gives a fuck about that title, James Hubbard won one of those, it means fuckall, and besides Bellyboy was 23 years old and had been in the PDC 5 years when he won the "youth" comp and Fluke Humphries was 24 years old when he won it and around 3 months from his 25th birthday whilst he was beating teenagers.
To prove how irrelevant this youth shit is, you only have to look how MvG lost in both of his finals to James Hubbard and Arron Monk, how did that work out for those winners ?
THE SENILE DELUDED TOUR FOR OLD FARTS - THE WDST & THE PDC EURO TOUR
I tried to post a pic of the trophy on a forum earlier in the week but when I clicked on the twitter link found out the WSDT account has me blocked despite me never once quoting, mentioning them or tagging them on twitter, and they say no one reads my blog. When I saw the tacky imitation version of the original Masters trophy, which to me one of the nicest looking trophies ever in darts, I laughed thinking how it still sits on a shelf here in Cork. Then I was not the only person here to ignore threats from those selecta cunts. Unlike Wayne Warren who ran his gob about trophies and was handing the trophy over as soon as a knock came on the door, John o Shea still has his., anyhow I put on a few minutes of this senior horseshit following the conclusion of the Mervyn King game in the Euro tour and right away heard the rewriting of history straight away, as it seems Paul Lim hit a 9 darter, not in the bdo world championships but in the "lakeside world championships".
Remember how the WDF claimed the world champs at the o2 was nothing to do with the WDF, yet somehow lakeside did, the WDF simpletons could not make up their mind , now these inbred morons running the Seniors tour are equally as demented and have no idea where they stand.
So, if the 1990 bdo world championships is now the "lakeside world championships" wont that mean Dellar must be a winner of the "Jollees world championship", since it was not played at Bobs dump, and ergo Rees won the "Hearts of Midlands World championships"and Wayne Warren won the "02 World championships".
I know the BDO were a joke and an embarrassment to the game, but pretending the bdo did not exist is clearly airbrushing history to pick only the venues that suit a clearly biased agenda.
I then saw Helen Chamberlain who had some atrocious face work which makes her look like a heroin addict that was involved in a road traffic accident, and judging by the way Bobby George was standing looks like he was in the same car crash. Bobby said he has no idea who David Cameron was, some pundit him. I always liked Bobby, but for fucks sake, its embarrassing these days looking at him hunched over weighted down in tacky chav shit, mumbling like some senile geezer, who clearly is atrocious at the job.
I went back to PDC tv and saw Callan Wygz, he genuinely has to have mental issues. How can someone not only do that to his hair to hide a clearly balding head, but do so to appear on TV, it is so fucking ridiculous I could not watch his darts, as my attention was staring at that ridiculous hairdo't . Does he brush his hair with a toffee apple ? When the filthy dreads of Shitlock and the mullet of Jansen are not the worst hairstyle in the session you know things are brutal. Back to the old farts and found out Painter lost to David Cameron after being 3-1 up and saw bits of Wayne Jones and Scholten. During the game, they had Priestley on comms and Priestleys bdo masters win against Mike Gregory was brought up and how Gregory died recently,when he was asked about Mike Gregory, Dennis Priestley spoke about his 34 average per dart in their match rather than discuss the back stabbing dead judas cunt.
The spastic Chris Murphy was so clueless to realize players hated the judas cunt, and clearly did not get the hint, decided to bring him up again, and Priestly yet again avoided discussing Gregory. I said fuck that and went back to Jansen and Vinny the speed jobber in the PDC to see the Mullet win.
For a Friday, the standard on the euro tour was far better than usual with a heap of players averaging well over 95, and Lennon and Plaiser both losing with averages over 95.The final PDC match saw Chizzy beat Madars and it was over before Phil Taylor's game in the senile shit, and lets be honest, Taylor was the only reason to give this a watch. It is sad to see the great player Taylor whoring himself out in this dogshit chucking rubbish. It is not like he needs the money, more like he craves the attention. We even got a Robbie Williams reference, then these clowns in the WSDT need him as its barely watchable as it is.
I saw the line up for Saturday and it has Colin Monk....it would not be Lakeshite without his son Arron there crying as his goldfish mouth dad gets hammered again. It will be like old times. All we need is some octogenarians in blazers, a meat raffle, and some blue rinsed old cunt knitting a hoodie for her illegitimate offspring. The old cunts and jobbers are there, the run down dump still exists.
THE PREMIER LEAGUE
There was only one match that mattered this week, and it was not the opening one of Ando and Clayton, a meaningless game even if the quality was top class, and as usual Ando grinned his way to another defeat in a game he should have won. Lets hope that is the jock done with this comp for good.
Then we got Cullen against Wright and Pocket money Pete came out in black and white to suck up to the crowd, and Wright who was superb on throw missed the bull for a 161 and a break at 3-3. At 4-4, Wright hit a max and 145 to leave a double after 9 darts and did not get a shot, that seemed to deflate him as Cullen took the leg for 5-4, and Cullen broke and wrapped up the win and spot in the last 4.
Then we got Bellyboy who is getting so obese he makes hunchback look slim, and despite being 2-1 down, Bellyboy came back and won and deservedly so. 6-4. It was another mid 90s average match. In the final first round game, Wade went 2-0 down and missed 5 darts to break for 2-2 and went 3-1 down, but with little at stake it was a boring game.legs went with throw as Price led 4-2 and when he broke again hitting yet another crucial bullseye for 5-2, but Wade broke back and held to trail 5-4 and failed to take out 96 to break and Price sealed the win
In the semis Clayton played Cullen knowing if he beat him he would play him again in the semis, and Clayton after being broke early broke back to level at 3-3, and Cullen who was lethal on doubles missing just one double all night and that was at a bull then missed tops to break for 5-4, came back and missed another 3 darts and lost the leg, and Clayton broke to take the win 6-4.
I missed Bellyboy and Price and from what I saw of the stats, Price was shit and averaged in the 80, so in to the final and would the obese entitled cunt finally win a night in the PL. He started superb and led 4-0 averaging 105 and Clayton averaging in the 80s. Clayton woke up and held, then broke and held again for 3-4 and Bellyboy was crumbling, however when he hit a maximum in leg 8, he held for 5-3 and it was Clayton that looked resigned to defeat and Bellyboy wrapped it up.
We also caught a glimpse of Glen Durrant horsing down a pint like he was back at Bobs shithole.
Bellyboys head is getting so obese like the rest of his carcass he is becoming even more incoherent as his 8 chins and rubber mouth are too heavy for him to move to pronounce the words. The only week he could win was when there was nothing at stake and all the qualified players played like it did not matter.
He then whined how trolls were attacking him, seems calling a choker who has won nothing a choker who has won nothing is now trolling....imagine that. Welcome to todays world, you do not like the truth, simply call it abuse, its that easy , where being the victim is not something to be ashamed off anymore but something you can use to get sympathy and seek attention and make excuses.
Overall, the Premier League this year was the best in a long time, yes it is still only a glorified invitational exbo, overall meaningless in the greater scheme of things and whilst it has major money, not a true proper major in my opinion, that said though for me the new format was certainly an improvement and I enjoyed it. The 15 night did not feel like it went on as long as previous campaigns. I know its not everyones cup of tea, but each to their own.We still have a heap more glorified exbos, and non ranking invitationals yet to come, next up is the US Masters, Nordic Masters and World Cup. Thankfully there are some ranking players champs in amongst them.
