Chris Murphy is fast approaching the retarded levels of Mardle, Nicholson Pyke etc. Last Sunday through boredom and because of the pissing rain I decided to give this munter's series a watch, and had to suffer the outright bullshit from this clueless cunt from the off. Some bint who was on commentary with him stated correctly that Lisa Ashton is the best female player in the world, but Murphy so inbred, retarded, brainwashed, feminized and incapable of a single independent thought of his own could not bring himself to agree with the comment, mainly because he has been conditioned how to think, what to say etc, and instead of agreeing, said with less enthusiasm she is the best player in the munter series of 2022.
He could not bring himself to openly admit Ashton is without doubt the best female player. Is he afraid if he spoke the truth the PDC might not give him more work, or is he really that stupid ? Imagine being that brainwashed and desperate to fit in.
Ashton has 4 World titles - Pinocchio has Zero
Ashton not only won a tour card, and was the first woman to do so - Pinocchio is a multiple time Q-school failure and has never won a card
This year alone Lisa Ashton has won 7 munter series titles, that is more than double what Pinocchio won.
Lisa Ashton is not only top of the Munter Series, but she is thousands ahead of Pinocchio.
This is not in dispute, these are actual facts not opinion but somehow Chris Murphy could not bring himself to accept Ashton is better.
I have no doubt some ass rimming fuckwit will try point out how Pinocchio won a mere 2 games at Alexander Place, and whilst true, that will be 3 years ago come December, how long more can they flogging that dead horse ? 3 years , 5 years ? 10 years ?
Where was the PDC when Ashton won her tour card, where were the PDC pushing "women's darts" then, no sign, because Pinocchio is all they care about. When the novelty wears off, and make no mistake it will , and has for most people and when the last few remaining blinkered simpletons start tiring of hearing how she won 2 games at Ally Pally years ago, combined with the constant hammerings she gets in events she was chosen for based solely on her gender, the PDC's so called love of the women's game will be abandoned as quick as it was when Stacy Bromberg won their event and they did not get the result they wanted then.
We have the cunt Murphy then crying about the "toxicity"...another word that is bandied about by insufferable cunts who get upset at any form of criticism, because people have the audacity to claim Pinocchio is not as good as Sky TV, ITV, the PDC etc claim she is when the results and facts prove she clearly is not good enough, and no amount of hype, publicity, constant promos will alter that fact.
Pinocchio is not the best female player in the World she is not even the best in the PDC. I have seen some people claim the honey monster Beau Greaves would beat here on current form.In fact I would even go as far as to say even rug muncher Aileen de Graaf is a better player who has won every thing that Pinochio has won in Munter darts, and more, and despite only playing a mere handful of Munter Series events has a better win percentage and even beat Pinocchio last weekend
Here is the kicker, even though Ashton is clearly the best of all the munters, even she is not good enough to compete on a regular basis with the men, and again no amount of spin will alter that either. Ashton along with Pinocchio, De Graaf and a couple others are clearly the best of the women, and because they are better than other women it does not put them on a par with the men and they simply cannot compete, so what if some bloke has an off day, or chokes under the pressure of playing a munter, no female player will ever win a ranking tv major in my lifetime or the lifetime of any of ye reading this. If you think some munter will win a ranking TV Major in a field that has men you are as deluded as this "darts player" Nanako Shimizu.
I know she is Japanese and they play with their eyes only 12% open and
you could blindfold them with dental floss, but that is no excuse for
traveling all the way from Japan to Barnsley (the English version of
Hiroshima) to throw this level of shit. A 40 odd average, and she did not
even earn a penny for all that hassle, travel etc. What does it take for
some people to come to terms with the fact they are shit ? Does she not
have one sensible friend to tell her "cop yourself on, you are shit,
stop wasting your time and your money, you aint going to make it". With 176 left she scored 6 to leave 170.
I
never thought I would say this but the BDO got it right. They had their
male jobber events, and their munter events, none of this imaginary
unisex bullshit they PDC claim to be, if the PDC are truly unisex why is
there a munter series ? The BDO rightly kept them apart, but you
question the PDCs double standards, point out the lies, the
contradictions, god forbid use actual stats and the bigot card is
played, you have the likes of Murphy go on about toxicity. Anyone who
has not dunk the kool-aid seemingly does not understand, or they are called toxic,
etc
You only have to look at the PDC twitter account last weekend to
see how many times Pinocchio was tweeted about and how other players
were completely ignored. Look at the feedback to the tweets hyping
Pinocchio, there is clearly now more people glad she is out of events
than ever and its growing, not because they hate the girl, but what the
PDC are doing.
We are at a stage when people like myself are taking
joy in the girl losing, so we can hear the excuses, laugh at how the
comms sound almost depressed, and the bullshit that follows As I said
before, she is right to take the invites, milk it for all its worth, no
one blame her, the issue is it's coming at the expense of players far
more deserving, players with actual tour cards. The PDC breaking its own
rules putting non tour card holders in PDC events because of their gender
is not equality, it is the very opposite.
THE GRAND SLAM OF DARTS
The
main news this week was the PDC NOT inviting the beggars of the WDF, and
other meaningless organisations to the Slam. I think its a wonderful decision for
more than at least 3 reasons.
1. It caused seething aplenty among
the usual mentally crippled cunts, which is always a bonus. To echo the
words of the mushrooms former leader and fellow mentally stunted cunt
Olly Croft, the PDC "don't owe the players a living"....especially not to players not in the PDC . If the WDF players
are in desperate need of a payday, then let their own org sort it out. I
saw simpletons actually state the PDC "should" invite WDF players. No, no they don't, it is their comp their rules.
2. The slam is now a
ranking event and should not have begging cunts from an inferior mickey
mouse organisation cluttering up groups with their pub standard shit. If
they want to play in the PDC, go to Q-school and get a tour card and
qualify on merit, don't come crying cap in hand looking for a handout.
3.
The players missing out on a pay day deserve to be overlooked. Take
Neil Duff for example, here is a thick cunt too stupid to realize what a
hypocrite he is. At the WDF "championships" he actually complained
about PDC card holders playing in the event, He was too thick to
realize the players he moaned about had qualified prior to them winning
tour cards, and had they not won a tour card would have still been in the
comp. But lets say he he believes no PDC players should be in a WDF
comp, that is fine, if that is your stance, he then went on to publicly
state how he would love to be in the Grand Slam, almost begging. Again
too dense to realize the hypocrisy and double standards.
I hope that interview he did and his hypocrisy and backward tribal mentality was the reason the PDC said fuck the WDF and the PDC finally came to their senses.
Then
we had the honey monster Beau Greaves, the WDF women's "champion". Like
Duff another one that has no right ever being in the Slam. She could not
bothered hauling her fat arse to a single munter series this entire
year in the PDC, but could travel to the shit holes of Europe battering pub munter's
fucking averages in the 30s and then thinks the PDC should roll out the red carpet for her ?
Then we have the last BDO champion, the
whinging Wayne Warren. Here is a guy that knew he was playing in the
last Slam and had months to prepare and turned up and was a
complete embarrassment. He then stated in an interview afterwards he did
not practice or even put up a dart board at home. So fuck him too and his attitude.
Here is a
simple question, Why should the PDC reward the likes of Duff, Greaves, and Warren
when one is a hypocrite slating the PDC, another wont attend PDC events
out of what seems spite, and the other could not be arsed to practice
for it. I am glad those 3 are not getting a beggars handout of the PDC.
I hope they never invite another non PDC player again.
Speaking of Wayne Warren who for well over 2 years has been crying about being "owed" , I spotted this on twitter.
OTHER SHIT
The Euro Tour was on tonight and during a break I put on the Senile pensioners shit, and the first thing I saw was Tony O Shea sat at a table horsing pints. Darts to him and so many other cunts be it the dead BDO, current WDF, MAD , UKDA, or this Senior Shit , its all just one piss up to him and countless others.
In the euro tour Merv King played in a pdc staff shirt, used the barrels of Callan Wygz, flights of Gurney, the stems of Rob Cross cos his luggage never turned up. He lost and was going home before his luggage arrived. When the PDC finished went back to the senile shit to see Phil Taylor throw absolute woeful darts , but still won against Cheeta Hedman.
This senior shit needs to die, and most of its entrants are not far off it. The first one was a novelty, maybe one a year might interest some people, this is 2 in what seems like the last month or 2. Its turgid shit, even that modus nonsense is better than this from what i saw of it.
How desperate is Taylor for attention that he would embarrass himself and ruin his reputation in this horseshit. Its not like he needs the money, which he was quick to inform people in his post match interview.
Lastly I saw this which I found funny
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