KNOB OF THE WEEK.
This weeks winners are the discriminatory assholes of the WDF who kicked out Anastasia Dobromyslova out of their so called "World championships". how can it be a world champs if people from certain parts of the world who qualified are victimized and thrown out ?
Is that mad bastard Putin suddenly going to stop attacking Ukraine cos the WDF blocked players, one that already holds a British passport from playing in some glorified county championships in a run down hotel.
How come when the USA who have bombed Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, Nicaragua, Panama, Korea, Vietnam, Yugoslavia, Somalia, Lebanon, Peru, Laos and many others did not have their players kicked out of darts comps because of the war monger government ? When the kakistrocracy government of the UK bombed a country based on lies about weapons of mass destruction, there was no Brits fucked out of dart comps because of their morons in charge of their country so how is it fair on innocent citizens of Russia ?
The lack of self awareness from them to be slating an organistion for fucking up is simply staggering considering their history.As for ticket sales for this shit that starts in 2 weeks,since my last update, the WDF has sold in the last 3 weeks a total of 364 tickets, an average of around 17 per day.
The have finally managed to reach 17% of tickets sold.....look at that Monday evening session....fucking hell
The PDC are basically telling people fuck Ashton, fuck all the munters we only care about the one munter and not the game as a whole. At least be honest about it. History proves my point, look how years ago they put on a Women's World Championship in the expectancy of Anastasia Dobromyslova winning, instead Stacy Bromberg won it, which was not the result they wanted so that event was knocked on the head because the PDC did not get the result they wanted, so much for they care about the Women's game then.
The PDC only give a shit if the munter is young, thin etc, talent plays no part in it, Ashton has won multiple bdo "world championships" Pinocchio has won Zero, Ashton won a tour card in the past, Pinocchio is a 4 in a row q-school failure, but Ashton does not fit with their agenda. The players in the PDC know this but cannot speak out either as the the PDC ill have the DRA Nazi party all over them for having an opinion.
Now before people think I have got soft on munters darts because I highlight how Ashton and Dobromyslova are discriminated against, it does not alter the fact the munter standard as a whole is dogshit. For example in a semi final of an event in a match between Byrne and Maria O Brien, the following happened:
O Brien needing 54, went for 14....she hit the 9 to leave 45, so went for the 13....but hit double 13....to leave 19, so with her final dart went for 3 to leave 16....she hit double 3....to leave 13. She got another visit and on the 13 went for the 5 and hit the 20 and bust....but that game was almost good compared to some of the others, take a look at this, and the averages
Paul Nicholson claimed during the weekends Euro tour that its hard to believe but MvG is the world #5 and how it will take him time to get used to this, he over emphasized this point numerous times and on Saturday even said about MvG being the new #5 that "and he will be for a while", yet one day later on Sunday and MVG wins the Euro Tour and becomes the world #3 again....Nicholson is one dumb cunt.
The stupid bastard obviously looked at the rankings and never factored in what the win would do. He will rabbit on about ice hockey, wrestling and everything because his knowledge on darts is minimal.
THE PREMIER LEAGUE
This returned Thursday, and Bellyboy was lucky Wade missed do many doubles, in the next round Price who led 4-0 and should have won 6-0 missed double after double which saw Bellyboy reach the final despite being the lesser player in every game, and in to the final he went, where he obviously lost, this time to Ando. What made it funny was an interview by the obese choking cunt who was upset because seemingly Krusty told Ando "good luck Gaz, he can't win in a final" which is exactly what transpired and the fat entitled prick in an effort to prove he could win finals was struggling to think of a final he won, and could only come up with a scabby non ranking invitational mickey mouse world series event,that he won...it was not even a world series final. The interviewer another tub of shit wrapped in skin Phil Barrs in some sort of obese loyalty kissed the fat ass of Bellyboy and made out Ando lied.
This is the same obese Phil Barrs that turned up to Ando's wedding in a shit cheap stinking polo shirt and here he is basically saying Ando is a liar to appease a fellow fat cunt. The same obese cunt then proceeded to kiss the hole of Ando as well in another interview. Bellyboy's pathetic crying can be seen HERE
Bellyboy desperately trying to claim he is not bothered, but he clearly was, and then pulls the "I earn more than you" card, a sure sign of a cunt, a trick played by others in the past like the Telescope Inspector Jamie Cave-In, Justin Pipe etc, and they won fuckall also. Thing is, Ando is a whiny prick anyway, always on how he is tired, wants to retire, does not practice etc. Guess that 20 minutes a week throwing little pieces of metal at a board for huge money is too hard for the moaning prick. Imagine if he had a real job.
EURO TOUR QUALIFIERS
With no Bellyboy in euro tour 4 & 5 it means MvG can extend his lead, and Wade who will be back in can close the gap over said fat cunt. Glen Durrant went out in both qualifiers averaging 63 in one and a huge 75 in the other, he did manage to win a solitary leg in those defeats. Barney the sugar dodger missed out on both also. Josh Rock, Ian White, Stephen Bunting, Jermaine Wattimena, Devon Petersen, Cameron Menzies, Berry van Peer and Rowby-John Rodriguez the only players to qualify for both events.
Roll on the Players championships, proper ranking darts,
lastly, I see Darts Anonymous deleted his twitter account, because the asshole scumbag Paul Woodage has his feelings hurt and got "a friend" to out darts anonymous. This moron who is now boasting he is the guy who outed darts anonymous for being ...wait for it anonymous, is hiding his own identity, the irony is lost on these fucking simpletons. I read on a forum Woodage even contacted his employer. I told people how much of a cunt this guy was and now people are finding out for themselves. I even spotted this poll which made me laugh TWITTER POLL
To say the cunt is not liked is an understatement, and there is even threads on forums dedicated to him, with people ripping the piss out of him, mocking him, etc, If crying about online abuse is his thing, he better not read the threads dedicated to him on a couple of forums where he is ripped to pieces, mocked etc.
Still I am sure he will play the victim again, Here is a guy owing almost half a million to the Irish government and individuals, with people posting accusations about him beating up a woman, being a drug user, ripping people off etc and he lectures others on their behavior, you could not make this shit up.
This week he got sacked TWICE, even Mental Health dumped him and distanced themselves from him. You will always find those like Woodage that cry about bullying do so because they were the ones bullied so much it has eaten away at them. From what I can see across twitter, forums etc multiple people are not happy with him, imagine that. I do not advocate violence, or breaking the law so will not be posting what was said, but its there for others to read.
