KNOB OF THE WEEK.
When I was a kid first watching darts I fell in love with the game that had some amazing "characters", Bristow, Jockey, Bob Anderson, and now look at the game. As much good the PDC have done, as much money they put in, for all the TV comps they have running, the game is littered with petulant pricks, self absorbed assholes, with delusions of grandeur and senses of entitlement, all to ready to whine and act like absolute pricks the moment the slightest things happen.This week's Premier League summed up almost everything wrong with the game today. First up we had the lying, whining Jockanese prick Gary Anderson. I used to like this player, but over the years he has become one of the biggest moaning cunts over everything. His complete surrender to Gerwyn Price a few years back where he became Price's personal bitch was the end of him, when he cried over everything, then we had his quitting the euro tour because something else offended him. This week he had around 250 points lead in a leg on throw to win his game and lost the game, and rather be a man and accept responsibility for his own failings, he acted like a cunt and proceeded to call Cullen a cheat.
Remember the "Team Ando" tweet that came out about Price back then ? Here it is
When I was a kid first watching darts I fell in love with the game that had some amazing "characters", Bristow, Jockey, Bob Anderson, and now look at the game. As much good the PDC have done, as much money they put in, for all the TV comps they have running, the game is littered with petulant pricks, self absorbed assholes, with delusions of grandeur and senses of entitlement, all to ready to whine and act like absolute pricks the moment the slightest things happen.This week's Premier League summed up almost everything wrong with the game today. First up we had the lying, whining Jockanese prick Gary Anderson. I used to like this player, but over the years he has become one of the biggest moaning cunts over everything. His complete surrender to Gerwyn Price a few years back where he became Price's personal bitch was the end of him, when he cried over everything, then we had his quitting the euro tour because something else offended him. This week he had around 250 points lead in a leg on throw to win his game and lost the game, and rather be a man and accept responsibility for his own failings, he acted like a cunt and proceeded to call Cullen a cheat.
Remember the "Team Ando" tweet that came out about Price back then ? Here it is
Now which player is acting the prick ?
Sky TV who love to hype some imaginary "needle" between players are always the first to shy away from when any real actual incident happens. When Cullen was interviewed after he won the nights action, there was not one single question about Ando's actions. Sky basically are telling their viewers you are thick as pig shit, you will accept what we tell you and don't question anything.Then we had the Napoleon complex suffering manlet Vermin Price who was deservedly beaten by Clayton, in fact Clayton should have won by more, but when did the truth matter to these players, as Vermin posted this.
After a nights reflection and realizing he looks like a cunt he was reversing quicker than an Italian tank and trying account for the game in general.
I am sick of Ando crying for his own failings and looking for any excuse to whine and complain, sick of Bellyboy a choking cunt with no testicles and the spinal column of a jellyfish make excuse after excuse, sick of others like Mervyn king who suffers from everything bar Dutch elms disease crying about noise, exclusion zones, stepping on a floorboard, fed up of Price hating everything because of his small man syndrome. Just play the game you are good at, leave all the childish dramatics out of it.
Almost everyone who has played the game in the pub had to put up with shit, actions of idiots, noises, altercations, and far from ideal situations and we got on with things, now we have assholes complaining they heard a noise in the crowd or imagined some player might have made a floorboard creak. I am sick of people like Ando and his cries how he might retire....go fuck off and retire, no one wants to be listening to your shit any longer, either shut up and play or fuck off, no one if forcing him or any player to accept a PL invitation, you cannot do a Bellyboy and cry endlessly til you get cos you want to play in front of huge arenas, and then complain about the people in said arenas and use them as an excuse to blame for your inability to win because of choking. These cunts are well paid to throw a few darts at a wall for less than an hour and and they are never happy.
Then we have sky, who as I said earlier tried to brush things under the carpet, they don't really give a fuck about what really happens if it don't suit their agenda, they are all about image, and pretending to be politically correct.
This week off all the tour card holders, or ex players they could have brought in , they chose the only black player...imagine that, simply to tick boxes, cos it certainly is not for his ability or experience on the microphone, as he is awful on the mike. Look at the list of players sky have employed to give their "expert opinion" on players playing for quarter of a million quid in this Premier League, we got a token munter, who has won nothing of note ever and completely shit but hired to tick a box, A former fat cunt famous for jumping around in a Hawaiian shirt before losing in every single tv competition of his entire life, and now the token black player, who might be a nice guy, but is a complete jobber who like Turner and Mardle won fuck all and in no position to give expert opinion. How can these people speak about the traits needed to win competitions on TV, not one of them 3 know anything about that. In fact the only player on the panel that won a comp on TV is Mark Webster and he only won a Bob Potter Cup. I watched the entire Premier League this week with the audio turned off as opposed to other weeks where I might have a dutch stream on. Is there a person out there that genuinely gives a fuck what Thunder Thighs thinks or values her useless opinion ? Seriously ? Or that of Mardle or Petersen ?
Then to compound the lot, Cullen who should have told Ando to fuck off, and then tore strips of him for acting the cunt, is afraid to say what he really thinks in case the DRA Nazi party use his words to extort him and mug him of income, so to fund their expense accounts. Imagine if prime Bristow was playing today against whiny Anderson, I reckon Anderson would genuinely retire there on the oche, crying his eyes out, Bristow would mentally rape and batter him. Afterwards Bristow would belittle him, and then get banned himself for daring to be himself and telling the truth.
You just watch next Euro Tour when after every single game the winner is interviewed and it will be the same generic reply, of how the crowd has been awesome, said player sucks up to them, until they lose and then all of a sudden everything that was great before will now be an issue.
MODUS MUCK
Yes, the Modus Muck a term now used across multiple forums, had their final last Saturday night, and I am only mentioning it for the sole reason that Matthew Edgar took part, and this started at 10pm at night. It was scheduled to go beyond 1am, and putting aside it a fucking retarded time to be playing shit darts to appease degenerate cunts with their gambling addiction, Edgar was scheduled to play in the PDC players championship the following morning .
I have no idea where this modus Muck is played, I dont care if its next door to the PDC leisure center, putting darts on that hour is stupid, and is it any wonder Edgar threw dogshit, a paranoid person might even think he threw both games, to get his appearance money, and get out early for the PDC event. It certainly was more convenient. Any degenerate gambler that backed Edgar to lose both games to leave early will have made a tidy profit.The final was won by Dan Read on a dart board with PDC written on it. Read sort of reminds me of the player Schindler.
Speaking of other convenient results this week in this rubbish, the begging liar Adams who was invited back for the 4327th time because they stupidly think he has some star power for the degenerate gamblers, had an atrocious day where he lost all of his 5 games, and had 4 averages in the 70s, the other was a whole 80.3 average. This meant he would have to come back yet again for another day and another handout, that sure was another convenient circumstance in this event.
Imagine being 65 and having to whore yourself out for pittance in this modus shit. He must have got fleeced in his divorce, then coming cap in hand begging is nothing new to this liar who came crawling for the uncle Barry coin in the PDC after previously stating he would never play in any comp he ran. The beggar finished bottom of their Modus league. As for his star power, I am sure the WDF will milk that dry....oh wait...
Seems more than a few people are suspicious of certain results, and according to Tommy Thompson, one degenerate gambler, upset he lost a few quid betting on these corrupt cunts, decided to send Tommy an abusive private message on facebook.Tommy posted this
Imagine being 65 and having to whore yourself out for pittance in this modus shit. He must have got fleeced in his divorce, then coming cap in hand begging is nothing new to this liar who came crawling for the uncle Barry coin in the PDC after previously stating he would never play in any comp he ran. The beggar finished bottom of their Modus league. As for his star power, I am sure the WDF will milk that dry....oh wait...
Seems more than a few people are suspicious of certain results, and according to Tommy Thompson, one degenerate gambler, upset he lost a few quid betting on these corrupt cunts, decided to send Tommy an abusive private message on facebook.Tommy posted this
As you can see Tommy does not like abusive language, words like fuck and shit are terrible according to him, but the same guy on facebook has no issue posting absolute stupidity like this, far worse and more ignorant than swear words.
A few weeks back Gerwyn Price missed a Premier league night and his opponent Joe Cullen was awarded a 6-0 win, which done wonders for Cullen's leg difference, however Vermin price did not have the 6 legs removed from his tally, and seems he wont be having them removed, how in the blue fuck is that fair on other players ? If Price is not going to be docked the legs, then do not award the legs to Cullen. Its idiotic.
Redbit on twitter mentioned this HERE
Redbit on twitter mentioned this HERE
There has been a slew of players withdraw from this weekends Players championship events, as holding it in Germany did not help.
Seems Price, Wade and MVG have no problem making the trip from Holland to play in these as for the other 5 PL players , they cannot be bothered. Ando as usual cannot be arsed, Bellyboy must think its beneath him. Krusty, Cullen and Clayton have also given this a skip.
I would love to see Price win both events, it would see him go back above the lazy English cunt Krusty...oops , I mean Scottish Krusty. Maybe see Wade or MVG to win an event and overtake the entitled prick Bellyboy would be good also. Altogether, currently there are 19 tourcard holders missing these events.
and lastly....the WDF clusterfuck, which calls itself a "world championship" yet bans players from certain parts of the world, like an girl from the north of England with a British passport. From their very own website they claim to be non political
Kicking out Anastasia Dobromyslova who qualified on merit is without doubt a politically motivated act. Will Putin now stop bombing Ukraine cos the WDF morons are on the case ? Ana's husband posted this on his twitter
This is another reason why I hope these shower of discriminatory pricks and their shit comp bombs,and look at the ticket sales with a week to go....this is embarrassing and hilarious at the same time.
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