Exactly one year and one day before Bellyboy collapsed in yet another final, this time against Marc Almond in the UK Open final, the obese entitled cunt spouted how he was better than players that won TV titles, when was rightfully left out of the 2021 Premier League. Here is a screenshot of the March 5th 2021 Knob of the Week
This fat entitled prick has overdosed on his own hype,and believes his own bullshit. As for those biased bastard on comms, they spent the quarter finals, semis and final kissing the fat hole of this choking prick. Their bias was so bad countless people brought this up. This is now 8 TV finals this choker has lost. In one interview he brought up Terry Jenkins, which is an insult to Jenkins, as I firmly believe Jenkins, Baxter, and even Chizzy would not have lost that game. Terry Jenkins lost to prime Taylor, Barney, and Wade in finals, this cunt was jobbing to a player who was averaging 84. Even before Bellyboy's match with Keane Barry he was going over the top praising Barry in case he lost, and was then he brought up Terry Jenkins in the interview, that how much his own choking is embedded in his own mind.
Even I thought prior to the final surely even he can lose this as well, and sure enough he did
Some of Bellyboy's supporters are just mentally ill, take a look at the moron.
Prayers ? It was a dart match you dopey cunt,not the death of a family member ffs, and besides why would you speaking to some figment of your imagination have any bearing on a fat choker in another continent winning a darts comp. Do you really think talking to some invisible man actually works ? If your imaginary God does not give a fuck about children born with disfigurements, horrible illnesses , or care about starving children, genocide or whats happening in Ukraine, why would this so called God give a fuck about an entitled prick playing darts ?
Bellyboy then released a statement, obviously written by someone else for him as it had more than 4 non monosyllabic words contained in it, and the English was levels above his ability, where the person who wrote it tried to garner some sympathy for the choking prick.. Its at the bottom of this post.
Most people love an underdog, but you have to ask why he is so disliked. I remember him once on twitter calling Max Hopp "useless" because Hopp beat him....let that sink in for a second. If Hopp was so useless, why did Bellyboy lose, it seems with this ego of his whenever he loses he claims he "should have won". I genuinely hope he never wins a major, fuck him, he is a self centered, self absorbed, egotistical entitled fat prick.
OTHER CONTENDERS
John Rawling on commentary, this guy is a fucking moron of epic proportions, some of the shit he spouted was up there with Nicholson and Mardle. This ignorant and closed minded idiot claimed during the Wade and Keane Barry match that all of Ireland was watching, and that all of them shouting for Keane Barry. I have always said supporting people solely on where they come from is a form of racism, I don't give a flying fuck where anyone comes from if I like them, then I like them, simple as that, geography has no bearing on it, and for the record Rawling you backward minded ignorant simpleton, as a mick I wanted Wade to beat the Irish player.Not every English player wanted Wade to win either just because he was English you parochial small minded prick.. Earlier some guy blamed English Bellyboy losing on English fans......surely Rawling all English people would support English players by your retarded logic.
A couple of people again mentioned to me about Modus, seems they had their final last week , so I said I would check out, seems Modus has not even got a wikipedia page. That is ow insignificant this shower is.
The were rumours floating around that a ticket was sold for the WDF shit on Tuesday, but found no proof to back this up,
And of course former Bob Potter Cup winner Stephen Bunting with the greatest last leg choke I ever "saw" via darts connect. Bunting in a last leg decider against Willie O'Connor had 56 left for the match, with O Connor back on 305, and O Connor still won the leg.
THE PDC PREMIER LEAGUE, EURO TOUR & MUNTER SERIES
Even though I have enjoyed this years Premier League,I did not care for this weeks one, simply because its hard to follow a proper ranking TV Major in the UK Open with a glorified invitational exbo. As good as the PL has been, it does not compare to proper events, so my interest was minimal this week.
Bellyboy losing in the final did make me laugh, as the final result was never in doubt.
The comms sickened me, the kissing of Bellyboy's hole was sickening, they even referred to a missed checkout by him as "brave darts". It was like they are afraid to acknowledge he is a choking cunt for fear he might become the new Fluke Humphries and harbour suicidal thoughts.
Then we has Thunder Thighs Turner on commentary, how she can keep a straight face giving advice to players better than she could ever be is staggering. At one point Mardle whilst speaking about positioning and trying to hit a blocked double asked her opinion. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD SHE KNOW
This is the useless cunt who in a munter "world championship" aiming for treble 20 was outside the double 1. This is the useless cunt giving her "expert opinion".
As for the Euro tour, it was jobber central today and with less games as Price , Dolan and Evetts withdrew, add in that 3 of the four semi finalists of the UK Open did not even qualify, it lessened this weekend. Bet they still had no bother shifting tickets.
Bellyboy is now #3 after Wades inability to qualify. The fact this useless cunt can reach the #3 spot without a tv title shows all that is wrong with this ranking system.
THE MUNTER SERIES
This sexist heap of shit begins again this weekend. What makes me laugh is the PDC arranged for this event to be played the same weekend as a Euro tour because whilst they will never publicly admit it the PDC are basically telling people that they knew that no munter would get a tour card at q-school, let alone be in Germany for the euro tour so it was the perfect weekend for them
UK OPEN QUICK SUMMARY
LAST 32
1. MVG gets battered by Hector Cake, proper pasting too which meant Wade would be world #3 regardless. MVG even averaged 101.
2. Clayton tore Portugese Winstanley a new on with a 10-1 hammering
3. Carpenter Waites without an average over 87 went out as expected, to jobber Evans
4. Keane Barry won a last leg decider with a 12 darter break of throw
5. Boris Krcmar beating Chizzy probably the upset of the round
6. Searle Noppert and Bellyboy all made it through as expected
7. Ian shite with the darts for the win collapses with scores of 45 and 41, and out he went to Bialecki, anyone surprised ?
8. Wade had zero problems disposing of Muelenkamp.
9. Dirk van divingboard hit a 105.75 average against Schindler.
10. The other winners were, Callan Wygz and Mensur.
11. The choke of the round went to Bunting as I mentioned earlier against Willie O Connor
12. Krusty the Clown beat another type of crusty in Australian Catweazle.
13. Price was shit by his standards, in a game littered with breaks of throw and went to a last leg decider but Price held with ease.
14. Keane Barry mauled Ricky the speed jobber Evans 10-5
15. Dirk and Noppert started on the main stage, which I presume was only to keep the Dutch happy.Noppert romped home 10-2
16. Ryan Searle is fast becoming the lastest choker, as he jobbed out Bialecki
17. Wade hit another televised 9 darter in his game with Krcmar, and beat Krcmar, but made hard work of it
18. Ten minutes later Bellyboy hit a 9 arter against Mensur, as the fat cnt fell over the line 10-9
19. Despite a ton average, Krusty was sent packing by Willie O'Connor, no #1 spot for Krusty
20. Jonny Clayton was knocked by Hector Cake Heta, if not the best standard.
21. Price battered Callan Wygz of the board
QUARTERS
22. Wade played well enough but Keane Barry was better and got a great win, and not the shock some people made out.
23. O Connor and Bailecki was dire stuff, O'Connor was lucky to win the game he should have won with ease after Bailecki missed a match dart.
24. Noppert beat Heta, and Bellyboy beat Price, did not watch the matches so no idea other than the results.
SEMIS
25.Barry led 4-1 at the break and 6-2, but the dream died, as the mick collapsed and the New Andy Fordham won 9 on the trot.
26. Noppert and the Magie was woeful shit, which neither deserved to win, as Noppert looked like fodder for Bellyboy...I was delighted to be wrong.
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and lastly
was sent this
and to finish off with this photoshop
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