Friday, March 4, 2022


KNOB OF THE WEEK.

Friday afternoon the fourth round draw was made for the UK Open
When the draw was made it was decided that the then world #1, #2, #4. #5, and #6 were all on the main stage.....only the world #3 was excluded.....have a guess who the #3 player was ? Yep James Wade, the player who claims he is not shown enough respect. They, ITV just proved his point. These cunts are the same people who hired an ex con in Chris Mason, kissed the hole of Devon Petersen simply because he is black, and were as bad as the other cunts Sky TV in their hyping of a Munter when Pinocchio played in the ITV Nordic Masters.
ITV, Sky, and the PDC have all shown bias when it comes to Wade,look how Sky has Thunder Thighs Turner give what they assume is some "expert opinion", had the atrocious Devon Petersen on comms for no other reason than being black cos he fucking sucked on the mic. The PDC  show preferential treatment to munters giving them gender specific comps in a code that is already unisex, and now during the Matchplay the cripples will be taking to the oche for the disabled darts.

It begs the question, why does ITV, Sky and the PDC want to appear pc at every opportunity but blatantly show no respect to the world #3, the third most successful player in PDC history, and a player who has openly discussed his bi polar issues, you would think the suck ups at ITV, Sky and the PDC would be all over that like flies on shit.  Also factor in not only was Wade the world #3, he is the defending champion,surely that alone gets him a game on the main stage but he gets fucked off to a lesser board whilst that obese fat entitled cunt with more chins than a Chinese phone book gets a main stage spot. A guy that has won nothing of note. Maybe Wade could point this out in a post match interview...oh wait, he rarely gets one of them also..
The Wade Lennon game was fitting for the main stage and what a game it turned out to be.Lennon was averaging 119 after 6 legs against Wade and it was 3-3 in legs, and was averaging 115 when he was 5-3 down. Wade ran out the winner with both players averaging around 105 and a far better game that the welsh midget and plodding Polak. In fact it was the game of the night.
At the end of the night the fifth round draw was made, surprise surprise, Wade was yet again left off the main stage for Saturday in favor of lesser players. If Wade does get an interview you know the DRA Nazi party will be all ears waiting to exploit him or any player for daring to have an opinion and not be a brainwashed drone without any personality. Look how Huybrechts was "advised" to remove actual events from his own twitter account recently.
As I briefly mentioned earlier, the disabled darts will now be on the Matchplay stage this year stinking out the venue. It is bad enough you have munters but now the cripples will be there.The walk ons will be "special"...or is that limp ons and wheel ons ?.I hope to fuck they ain't televising this shit.

Chris Mason was dressed like someone who was getting clothing parcels from Val Doonican. Scott Waites was 3-0 down averaging 70, and came back and won as his opponent Szaganski collapsed. Waites won with an 87 average, then he won 2 Bob Potter Cups with that as well.He is consistent, with those 87 averages. Jelle Klaasen beat Pinocchio's latest boyfriend 6-1 and had a 104 average.
Barney the sugar dodger missed a slew of match darts, and went out to Teeth Borland who won with his 9th match dart.
Fatpot beat Schmutzler 6-0 with a 108.65 average, and Rowby John beat Bradley brooks with a 108.66 average.

In the evening session Durrant's horrendous run continued as he went out to another former Bob Potter Cup winner in the carpenter Waites,it was bdo standard and Waites averaged...yes you guessed it 87, in fact he averaged 87 in all 3 of his games. Aspinall missed 4 match darts in a last leg decider and out he went to Callan Wygz. Sulky Ando wearing glasses he got of Ronnie Corbett's widow missed a dart for 8-8 against hunchback and out he went. Jose de Sousa was not even aware he won when he hit the double and dumped out Steve West. Marshmallow man Clemens dumped out Rob Dross, who seems to have gone to shit since being over looked for the Premier League. Krusty the klown dumped out a shit Joe Cullen
Ian Shite and Fluke Humphries went to a last leg, and with Fluke on a double for the match, Ian Shite took out a 170, easy know it was not on tv.As for Fluke Humphries, "how will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today" came to mind.
Of the 64 players in the fourth round, Lennon had the highest average of the night, and he lost. Wade who beat him had the second highest average of the the 64 players., and that game was hidden away on another board. The stupid cunt on comms with Mace told us Ian Shite could go deep.....what the fuck is he smoking. When that mongoloid fucker spots a camera the taxi will be called for him.



PREMIER LEAGUE
Thursday afternoon I found myself looking forward to the nights action, such is the vast improvement in the Premier League this year. The show started with the woman host looking like she dried her hair in a George Foreman grill. Thunder thighs Turner was on comms, and she is absolute dog shit, she is possibly the worst commentator in darts, worse than Nicholson, she was even worse than Mardle, let that sink in.
In game one, Hunchback went 4-0 up on Clayton and there was no way back, as hunchback won 6-1.
Then we had the battle of the chokers as Bellyboy took on Cullen, the first 5 legs went with throw and were littered with over 20 missed doubles. Cullen took out 145 to hold and and then broke but Cullen missed 2 darts to hold and Bellyboy leveled. It went to a last leg decider with Bellyboy winning for the first time. Cullen blew it, he missed 18 darts at a double.
Game 3 was a rematch of the previous weekend's Euro tour final  with Price taking on Krusty. Again the doubling like the previous game was atrocious early on. Krusty broke in leg 5 and held for a 4-2 lead. When he broke for 5-2 there was no way back for Price.
Game 4 saw Wade against Ando with Wade managing to hold throw with great doubling although Ando had chances. At 4-4 and in trouble Wade took out 142 to hold and then broke to take the win.

Semis- MVG took on Bellyboy. MVG went 3-0, but Bellyboy fought back and had 3 darts to level the game at 3-3. Of course he missed. MvG broke, and held for 5-2 and there was no coming back as MvG broke again for a easy win in the end.
In the other semi, Krusty took on Wade and krusty had it easy as Wade was abysmal.Wade was 4-1 down averaging in the 70s. Wade did improve and missed a dart for 4-3, but had too much to do, and Krusty deservedly won 6-2.
Final- Like Wade in the previous match Wright was 4-0 down and was only averaging 83 against MVG. He only had 2 shots at a double and one of them a shot at bull. 6-0. MVG was the fourth different winner in 4 weeks.

WDF & OTHER SHIT

As of tonight the WDF just broke the 16% barrier of tickets sold, at this rate they could reach 18% when the comp kicks off in April.These clowns and vindictive cunts, have decided to ban Anastasia Dobromyslova from their shitty event. Surely treating people or unequal or unfairly based on where they come from is racist ? Why should ordinary Russian people suffer because their dictator leader is a total fucking cunt ? When the British bombed an innocent country based on lies I don't remember British people banned from sporting events. I don't recall Yank cunts being banned from events when their war mongering government bomb countless "brown nations".

I BET PUTIN MUST BE SHITTING HIMSELF NOW THE WDF ARE INVOLVED.

I will say this for the Russian Ukraine news, it has finally shut the cunts up about covid.

Red Dragon darts posted this on twitter, I think it has been deleted.




You would think these dopes would know by now the glorified invitational exbo is not a ranking event and who is this Scott they refer too....The fat farmer ? The Q-school failure Waites ?

BUSTS - Its one thing to bust your score, but to do it twice in a row is even funnier.
2 examples this week
In the Euro tour Jeff Smith with 25 left after missing the bull for the leg bust his score hitting double 17. - comes back and throws for 17 again and hits treble 17 and busts it a second time...loses leg and match
In the UK Open David Evans playing Keane Barry with 80 left scores 20 and then treble 20 and busts his score - comes back and in the next visit hits treble 20 and then double 15 to bust it again...loses leg and match.

MODUS SHIT- I don't know what happened , I don't care and  I aint watched it, why would I with PDC darts on ?

BELLYBOY - his "form" has continued, so lets see how he does this weekend. This is record since he choked at Ally Pally , faced the wall and sobbed like  bitch.
 Masters- Lost to Chizzy another choker.
PL Night #1 - Lost first round to Wright again
PC #1 - Lost to Richie Edhouse
PC #2 - Lost first round to Keane Barry
PL Night #2 Lost first round to Clayton
PC #3 Lost first round to Joe Murnan
PC #4 Lost last 64 to Danny Jansen
PL Night #3 Lost first round to Gerwyn Price.
ET 1 Throwing for the win against Wright in the Quarter finals, and shits himself again
PL Night #4  Falls over the line against another choker in Cullen 6-5 and then destroyed by hunchback MvG

He is bottom of the Premier League, the same Premier League he cried he deserved to be in such is his inflated ego and sense of entitlement. I am curious how he will fuck it up this weekend.

The World Seniors announced the draw for their event at Lakeshite, the same venue where the WDF are holding their shit. Yet the old farts shit is selling quicker in the same venue,


and lastly....

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