Friday, October 8, 2021


PDC WORLD GRAND PRIX

SUNDAY:  This started with those cunts Sky TV showing all the winners of the years so far, but failed to even acknowledge Wades UK Open win, but no surprise from them cunts seeing as the UK open was on ITV, vindictive bastards. Then we got more ass sucking crawling shit showing Fallon Sheerluck who is not even in the fucking competition, no surprise they failed to mention she was a q-school failure.

First up was Kleermaker against King with King winning the first set 3-2 after Kleermaker missed two set darts at tops. Kleermaker missed 5 darts to level the legs in set 2 and King went 2-0 up, Kleermaker took a leg and King threw for the match and missed 2 darts at tops for the win, but Kleermaker was atrocious on doubles, and King returned for the win.The Dutch jobber hit 3 out of 21 on his finishing doubles.
Dirk van Duijvenbode and Fluke Humphries started really poorly as the woeful doubling continued, with Fluke winning the first dour set. The standard picked up in the second set and it went to a fifth leg and a max from Fluke saw him win the set and match, and it was 2 Dutch players out in 2 games to English players. Gurney then took on bunting, and a Gurney win would see him go above Bunting in the order of merit as Gurney was in 16th position and Bunting in 15th. Gurney missed 5 darts for a 2-1 lead and Bunting held with the aid of a maximum to take the first set. When bunting took out 113 to lead 2-1 in legs, that was the end. 
Bunting finished with a 99.29 average despite the double start. It was the third game in a row that an English player won their game 2-0 and with Cullen and Smith following another English player was assured of a win. Solid darts from Ross saw him win the first set 3-0.Cullen missed darts for a 2 leg lead in the second set, and Smith took the leg and then broke and threw for the match. Cullen failed to get away in his first 6 darts and out went the world #13. smith had a decent 91.45.

Mensur who was down to 28th in the OoM took on Chizzy who was now down to 10th with his winnings taken off. Mensur at 2 legs down missed 3 darts at a double and Chizzy held and took the set 3-0. Set 2 started off with 2 breaks, With Mensur waiting on 32 for the set, Chizzy took out 106 to take it to a fifth leg and Mensur held with a 76 checkout for the second set, and it was the first game to go to a deciding set. Mensur took out 97 to break in the first leg, and Chizzy broke back with a great leg to lead 2-1 in legs and broke for the win, making it 5 games 5 English winners. Wade was looking to make it 6 in a row as he took on Damon Heta, who broke in the first leg after Wade missed doubles, and his scoring was even worse in leg 2 as Heta went 2-0 up, Heta missed a set dart and Wade held. Wade then missed the bull to level and Heta missed more set darts as Wade returned and leveled the game 2-2, and Wade took out 60 to win the set. Despite back to back maximums from Heta wade held to make it 1-1 in legs in set 2. Heta hit his 5 maximum to hold after wade missed 2 darts to break. Heta then broke to take the set and level the match. despite starting with a 160, he had to take out 121 to hold. Heta with his 6th maximum held for 1-1. Wade was lucky to hold to make it 2-1, and Heta failed to take out 56, allowing Wade a match dart which he missed and Heta returned and held and on to a last leg decider, with Wade taking out 121 on the bull. Heta had his chances and missed too many doubles and Wade was lucky. Bellyboy took on Vermin price hoping to make it 7 English players in a row to win. I was hoping the run would end.
Price missed 2 darts to hold and Bellyboy took out 126 on the bull to break. The scum in the crowd started singing god save the whore, and shouting 6 in a row. Price broke back and then held with ease for 2-1 and broke to take the set, averaging 104.42. Smith held in the first leg of set 2, and Price then held, and Bellyboy took out tops for 2-1. Price hit back to back maximums to level it 2-2, .Bellyboy started in the decider with a 160, and Price failed to get away. an despite having over 200 lead, Bellyboy lost the leg after missing 3 set darts, and out went the over rated Fordham-lite the World #8. He has never got past the last 16 in this comp. Those 3 set darts for Bellyboy summed up everything about him, great scorer, but no spinal column. Price finished with a 100.5 average. Last up was the Belgian prick Dimitri against the scruffy cheat Ryan Searle. This was a belting start with both over 110 average after the first 2 legs. Searle missed 2 darts to break in leg 3, but held in leg 4 to take it to a decider, and Searle took out 330 in 6 darts with  max and a 150 checkout. In set 2 Searle missed 4 darts to hold, Dimi missed a dart or 2-0, and Searle broke to level the set 1-1. Dimi made it 3 breaks on the trot, and then held to take the set,and he had throw in the deciding set and held in the first leg with Searle waiting on tops. Searle took out 100 with Dimi waiting on 16. Searle then broke and was throwing for the match and missed 2 match darts as Dimitri broke to have throw in the final leg as Dimi mised a match dart. Searle then missed tops for the match, but Dimi missed 3 more match darts and out he went. Dance to that now ya prick. Maybe the dancing choking prick thought Searle with the long hair was a bdo munter and shat himself again.
4 of the top 16 in the world were out on night one and the entitled prick Bellyboy going out the real joy.


MONDAY : First up was Dolan against Labanauskas, with Dolan going 2-0 up, and Dolan missed the bull for the set and Darius took out 156 to break to tie the set 2-2, and Darius took the set despite averaging almost 10 points less. Dolan scored better but Darius was finding his range on tops to start. Dolan took out 88 to hold, and started the next leg with a 160 and broke to go 2-0 up in legs, and held to take the second set 3 zip.In set 3 Dolan missed the bull to break and Darius held, and then took out 73 to break and was throwing for the win and started with a 160, and Dolan looked fucked as Darius had 62 for the match but he missed 2 match darts and Dolan with 48 missed 2 to break and that was it as Darius wrapped it up with an 85 average, Dolan lost with a 90.03 the second highest losing average after Dimitri, others won with averages ten points less. Up next was the lowest ranked player still in the comp in Arthur Scargill lookalike Rydz against Clayton.This started well, and Clayton missed tops for a 2 leg lead, Clayton held with ease for 2-1, and took out 72 for the first set with a 91.57 average. Clayton broke in the first leg of set 2. and despite failing to get off on throw took the second leg with a 170 checkout, and Rydz was fucked when he failed to take out 68 and Clayton wrapped up the set 3-0 for the win and an average of 95.1. Thankfully Facebook, Instagram etc were all down so we would be spared Rydz whining on it. Speed Jobber Vinny was up against Clemens.In leg 3 Clemens broke to lead 2-1, but Vinny took out 104 to break back, and took out 102 for the set, all 5 legs saw 100% on finishing doubles, and a 94.86 average for Vinny. In set  Vinny missed tops to break, and Clemens held and broke for 2-0, but Vinny broke right back and held to take it to a deciding leg and with the aid of a 160 start, Vinny took the match and had a 90.47 average.
Aspinall and Ratajski followed and Asp missed 2 darts to hold in leg 3 and the Pole led 2-1, Asp missed the bull for a 167 but Ratajski missed the bull and Asp broke back, and with a maximum wrapped up the first set with a 98 average. In set 2, the Pole took out 93 to hold. but missed double 16 to break. He held taking out 96 for a 2-1 lead. Ratajski missed double 5 for the set and in to a fifth leg, which the Pole won to level the match in sets. The Pole was now averaging over 95. In set 3 Ratajski missed tops to break but got another bite and took his chance. however 2 missed darts at double 12, allowed Asp to break back, The Pole missed another 2 darts to break in leg 3 but got another visit and with last dart took a 2-1 lead and was throwing for the win, Asp failed to get away in his first 9 darts. He got away with his 12, and the Pole missed 2 match darts but had countless match darts in hand and took the deserved win, a solid 94 average for him, Asp was the 5th top 16 played dumped out.
Ando took on tv jobber Ian Shite and Ando broke in leg 1 and held for a 2-0 lead, White then held, and broke, and took the set with his 7th set dart. In set 2 Ando took 8 darts to get off and still held after White missed doubles to break, White then held and broke after Ando missed tops and was throwing for the win, time to see would he choke again on tv. He even hit a maximum and sure enough he got 2 match darts, and obviously missed them, as Ando broke, and then held and made it 1-1 in sets. Sure enough Ando broke as the choker White missed 2 to hold,Ando threw an atrocious leg and White broke and Ando missed doubles to break as White held throw. Ando held with ease and on to a deciding leg, with White throwing again for the match. Ando failed to get off with his first 3 darts, but White only scored 29 and was shitting himself, with 16 left for the match, he missed a double, and bust his score, came back and missed 3 more match darts, but Ando was even worse in a turgid game and missed tops and white won.White missed a total of 32 darts at a finishing double and still won. Ando was the 6th top 16 player out the gap.
Krusty looking like something from a paint factory explosion held throw in the first leg against Job Dross, but lost his throw in leg 3 and Cross was chucking for the set, and despite missing a set dart, Krusty fucked up 32 and allowed Cross back for the set.He was averaging 94.85. In set 2 Cross held and Cross missed the bull for a 170 and Wright held. Cross held after Wright missed 2 to break, and Cross was a leg away from victory. Wright held, and in to the deciding leg with Wright waiting on double 16, Cross took out 56 for the win, out went Wright.
Marc Almond and the Hunchback was next on, and Noppert missed double 11 to break in leg 1, and held for 1-1, and he held again for 2-2 and in to a fifth leg.MVG failed to get away as did Noppert , but Noppert scored heavy and took out 56 for the first set. In set 2 MVG broke right away and held for 2-0, Noppert held,MVG missed 3 to start, but left 24 after the following 9 and missed 3 set darts, and Noppert returned and took out 103 and was throwing for the match. MVG on throw started again with a 160 but followed it with 27. Noppert had 90 for the win and took the victory from 2 legs down. Hunchback did not look happy and was no sign of a handshake either,  as Hunchback became the 8th player in the top 16 to go out, and 4 of them were in the top 6. Noppert accused MVG of stamping his feet behind him.Say Hello Wave Goodbye Michael....
Last up was Jose and Durrant, where Jose did not even wear his glasses to give durrant a chance. Jose held with ease, then broke  and held for the first set. Jose was piss poor, but Durrant was diabolical averaging 60. In set 2 Durrant throwing for the bull was nearer treble 11, this was woeful stuff as Jose broke in leg 1 but Durrant broke back after more turgid shit fron Jose. Leg 3 saw Jose break again, and held with absolute ease to win an awful game. Durrant finished with an average of 58.02. 


TUESDAY: Start of the last 16 and first up Searle and Fluke Humpries. Searle led 2-0 in legs, and Fluke took it to a fifth leg which Searle took for the set. In set 2 Searle held, broke and was throwing for a 2 set lead and Fluke missed 3 darts to break and save the set and Searle took the set,averaging a decent 91. Fluke had the darts in set 3, and held twice to go 2-1 up and missed double 16 for the set and Searle held and went to a 5th leg, and Searle started with a 160, but Fluke held to take the set. In set 4 Searle took out 93 to hold, Fluke with 13 hit 2 bulls and hit double 8 instead of double 16, and Searle then took out 170 to break and was throwing for the match, however Fluke took out 112 to break back and save the match, and took out 65 to take it to a 5th leg. Fluke opened with a 156, 140, but with 100 left bust his score, Searle missed the Bull for the win, and when Fluke failed at the 100 again, Searle wrapped it up. A quality game with lots of drama and a 93 average for Searle. Next up was Wade and Bunting, and if both played like they did in their previous match Bunting would romp home.It was 7 years since Wade last beat him in a tv comp. Wade missed double 8 to break in leg 1, and 2 darts at tops to hold and was 2-0 down and despite scoring atrociously, could have been 2-0 up, Bunting took out a sweet 132 with two bulls for the set. Wade had the scoring power of Durrant from the night before and was averaging 76 In set 2 Wade hit 7 perfect darts, wiring the treble 17, and took the leg on throw,Bunting then started with 160 on his way to holding throw and took out  ton plus to break. Wade missed tops to break  but got another 3 and broke, and then held with ease to take the set despite a maximum from Bunting.His average for the set was 100.8.In set 3 Bunting held in leg 1 and broke in leg 2 after Wade missed double 12, and Bunting threw for the set and hit a maximum and a 102 checkout. Bunting was battering Wade in the scoring, and in set 4 Bunting broke right away and Wade was fucked as Bunting started leg 2 with 7 perfect darts and held and was a leg away from victory, and missed the bull for the match and Wade held, and they traded maximums in leg 4 and Wade bust 61 for the break, and missed double 4 on his next visit and that was it as Bunting wrapped it up, Wade had chances but Bunting thoroughly deserved it.He is like Durrant, a player I don't  mind, but its their fans with their Bob Potter Cup rose tinted delusions. Wade was the 7th top ten player to exit the comp.
Next up was Price taking on Merv King. Price took out 115 to hold, and King held, Price hit 7 perfect darts on his throw and still lost the leg as King took out 109. King held and took the first set against the darts. In set 2, Price broke after King missed multiple darts to hold, and then held for 2-0, King then held but Price took the fourth leg and leveled the game 1-1 in sets. In the third Price woke up and held in leg 1 , then broke, and missed 2 set darts, and King broke and then held to take it to a hugely important fifth leg, which Price took to lead 2-1 in sets. In set 4 Price missed 2 darts to break and King held on, Price held and when Price broke in leg 3 it was inevitable  Price would hold for the win which he did. Last up was Chizzy and Ross Smith. Smudger ran out the first set 3 zip with a 100 average, Chizzy did not get a shot at a finishing double. Ross then broke in leg 1 of set 2,in leg 2 Chizzy got his first dart at a finishing double and he broke but typical Chizzy missed 3 darts to hold. Ross missed the bull for the set and returned and took the set to lead 2-0. Dave Dismal was in the shit now. In set 3 Chizzy missed double 12 for a 144, but got another visit and broke throw.Despite a maximum from Chizzy and Smith broke back. Smith then missed tops and chizzy made it 3 breaks on the trot and was throwing for the set, and took the leg and set with the help of a maximum, and an 88 finish. Chizzy who had upped his game had the darts in set 4, however Smith took out 91 to break,but Chizzy broke again with back to back maximums,and Chizzy hit another max to hold for 2-1 in legs, and hizzy broke to level the match 2-2 in sets. Smiths scoring was gone. In set 5, smith had the darts and held in leg 1, Chizzy took out 130 on the bull to make it 1-1, and Chizzy missed 3 to break, but got another visit and broke and was throwing for the match. and he won it with a sweet 135 (bull, t15, tops).

WEDNESDAY: First up was a game where no one wins. We had useless Darius against Ian Shite the choker, whoever won would be stinking up the next round. We all lose. Here is a disturbing thought, Ian White got further in a televised comp than MVG, who ever thought we would see that day. White had a dart to hold first leg ,and obviously missed, It would be his only dart at a double in the set as Darius not only broke and held, he broke Ian Shite again and took the set 3-0. In set 2, Darius held and White then missed 2 darts to hold...imagine that, and Darius broke and was throwing for set 2, and missed 3 at tops for the set, but Ian Shite did not even get a shot at a double from 105 and Darius made it 6 straight legs. White with throw in set 3 won his first leg, even if it was on throw, Darius held, as did White, and the crowd was so bored they were singing Peter Wright, who was already out. In a shocking development White actually hit a maximums and broke throw and won the set, and tried giving it large. The mongoloid looking simpleton with stupid earrings was now not choking and broke in the first leg of set 4 and held with ease, and led 2-0 in legs, and had 81 for the set and messed it up as Darius held, White then held and it was 2-2 in sets. In the final set, Darius took out 90 to break White, but White took out 136 to break back, hit a max on throw in leg 3 and held, and a leg away from the win. Darius held and on to a last leg decider.Would TV 's greatest ever choker blow it yet again ? White had the advantage, even got off with his first dart, and scored pathetically, and Darius was first to a finish of 170 but with 6 darts at it failed to break and White took out double 8 and I believe the furthest Ian Shite has ever got on tv .
Second up was Job Dross against Ratajski. The Pole broke in leg 1 and then held, and hit a max on his way to breaking again and taking the set 3-0 with an average of 95.94. In set 2 Cross took out 87 to break and then held and he broke again and he won the set 3-0 and it was level. In set 3 Ratajski broke in leg 1,and then held, Cross took out 84 to hold his throw,and a strong leg saw Ratajski hold and take the third set. Ratajski had the darts in set 4, and was scoring well and held in leg 1, Cross held, and the Pole missed 2 at double 19 but returned to hold and was a leg away from victory. Cross failed to get off with his first 3 and the Pole took advantage and hit a maximums also, and was on double 8 with Cross back on 302, and the Pole made no mistake. A very decent watch. Ratajski was now less than 3 grand behind Cross in the Order of Merit at 12th  Up next was the conqueror of Hunchback, Noppert against the elongated string of Dutch misery, the speed jobber Vinny. In leg 1 Vinny took out 85 to break, and then held, Noppert also held and put in a great leg to break, and was throwing for the set and won a scrappy leg for the set.In set 2 Noppert took out 130 on the bull to break in leg 1, and held in the next, Vinny held comfortably in leg 3. Noppert held throw and took the set and led the game 2-0 in sets, and Vinny was doing Merv King impressions and grimaces.The lanky prick said in an interview earlier when asked about his plan and said if he was losing would stamp his feet, hardly surprising from a guy who is best friends with that other cunt MVG well known for trying tactics when his darts are not good enough. Needless to say I wanted Noppert to batter him and in set 3 Noppert had the throw and held first leg with a ton checkout with 2 double 20s. Vinny held, and in leg 3 Vinny missed 2 darts to break and Noppert held to go within a leg of a whitewash win. Vinny held and in to the 5th leg, and Noppert hit a maximum and then missed double 11 for the win. but got another bite and sent the long miserable cunt packing, go join your buddy ya speed jobber.
Last up was Jose and Clayton. Jose missed 2 darts to break in leg 1, and all legs went on throw and went to a deciding 5th leg with Clayton with the darts. Jose missed 3 darts at 32 for the set and got another 3, and took the set against the darts. In set 2 Jose held and missed 2 darts to break, as Clayton held as his standard improved, and he broke for a 2-1 lead and threw for the set and missed double 10 for the set with a 140 and Jose broke and he was throwing for a 2 set lead but Clayton took out 70 to break and take the set, and he had the darts in set 3., where he held first leg,and broke as Jose fucked around missing 5 darts to finish the leg, and Clayton wrapped up the set 3-0 for a 2-1 lead in sets after Jose missed double 18 for a 150 checkout. In set 4  Clayton took out 116 to break and this looked like there was only one winner, as Jose was walking slow trying tactics,and he missed tops to break but it mattered not as Clayton held and a leg away from victory. Jose held for a stay of execution but was only delaying the inevitable as Clayton opened up the leg with a 152, and even though Jose opened with a 160 Clayton sealed the deserved win with yet another ton plus checkout, his time 112.
What did annoy me was the little welsh coal scavenger started fist pumping and jumping around like the other coal scavenger dwarf cunt from Wales. Seems Clayton is picking up some bad habits from Vermin. The mentally retarded mushrooms who love to complain about the PDC yet spend every hour watching it citing "the same 8 players" line were all silent, imagine that.


THURSDAY : QUARTER FINALS:
Ian Shite, yes Ian Shite in a tv quarterfinal started this off, we all new who was winning this. Noppert who had throw in the first set, and held, White started his leg with a 160 and missed countless doubles and Noppert broke and held for the set. In set 2 Shite held and then broke and with 63 for the set and the pressure came, he missed and Noppert broke and then held. White still had the throw to win the set and he held after Noppert started the leg poorly. It was a decent standard with both averaging over 95. Set 3 saw Noppert with the darts and he held twice to go 2-1 up and hit a maximum in leg 4 to wait on double 10 for the set, but White took out a great 104 on the bull to level, but Noppert held with ease to go 2-1 up in sets. In set 4 Noppert broke right away, but White broke back, but then the expected choking started and White missed multiple darts to hold and Noppert broke and was throwing for the match and wrapped it up with 86 on the bull. It was a enjoyable match even if everyone on Earth knew there was no chance of White ever winning a reaching a semi final. Clayton and Ratajski followed, and the Ferret broke the Eagle in leg 1, but the Pole broke back, and after the Pole missed darts to hold, Clayton broke and was throwing for the set and was on a finish before the Pole got off, and Clayton took the first set. In set 2 the Pole held and also got a break and at 2-1 up threw for the set but Clayton broke again and he was throwing for the set and the idiot bust 134, and when he failed at a second attempt, Ratajski took the leg and the set. Set 3, the legs went with throw, and in the fifth leg both were on 170, and Ratajski missed the bull for it, and got another go and took the set. In set 4 Clayton held in leg one, and broke after the Pole threw an awful leg, and Clayton was throwing for the set which he took and to be honest he deserved it, so on to a final set. The taffy who was getting more like that other Welsh prick with his small man syndrome walk got worse to the point even my wife asked why do small men all act like they are constantly angry. Clayton who was walking like a pigeon with left leg, right shoulder broke in leg one, but the Pole broke right back, but he missed 2 darts to hold as Clayton made it 3 breaks of throw and he was throwing for the match which he wrapped up easily after the Pole missed 6 darts to get off. I use to like the taff, but this new arrogant cunt he has become since hanging around with another poisonous cunt from Lilliput is something he needs to address.
Chizzy and the Coal scavenger followed and Vermin broke in leg one, and held in leg 2 after Chizzy missed double 16 to break.Chizzy missed double 16 before Price missed 4 set darts, when Chizzy missed another 3 at a double, Price made no mistake and took the set, woeful shit from another player who has an empty trophy cabinet. Set 2 saw Vermin take out 80 on the bull to hold, at which point watching short arse coal scavengers  jumping around like spastics was becoming tiresome.It might have been more tolerable if the dwarf was playing someone with a backbone as the simple Dave missed 6 darts to hold. Dave Dismal then took out 118 to break, Price missed the bull for the set, but Chizzy missed 2 darts to hold, and Price missed 2 more set darts, and eventually Chizzy held, but it was all for nothing as Vermin held throw and took out 104 for the set with Chizzy waiting on a double.. In set 3 Chizzy took out 78 to drag out the misery, as the yellow choking cunt missed 2 to hold and Price broke to throw for the match and he started with 160. Chizzy even got a dart at double 16 to break and save the match but of course the choking prick missed. Having Ian Shite and Dave Dismal on in the same session where the outcome was never in doubt is just kicking the viewer in the hole. Vermin did have a pop at the scum of Leicester which I admit I enjoyed. The last game was the scruffy looking cheat, against the fat cunt from family guy. Searle broke in leg 1, and held after bunting missed darts to break.Bunting held and missed a double to break but Searle took the set 3-1. In set 2 Bunting broke and held for a 2 leg lead, and after Searle held, bunting held for the set. In the third Searle broke after 2 missed doubles from Bunting, and held for a 2 leg lead, and Bunting took out 104 to hold. Searle missed 6 set darts and Bunting broke, and now he was throwing for the set and started with a 160 and wrapped it up. Set 4 saw Searle hold in leg 1, Bunting took out 100 to hold, Searle held and Searle had 120 bounce out as Bunting held and Bunting was a leg away from the win as Searle failed to get off in his first 3 darts. Searle with 100 left missed 2 set darts, and Bunting with 40 left missed 3 match darts, and Searle returned for double 5 and bust his score , and bunting wrapped it up.
The levels of choking were off the scale.


 FRIDAY : SEMI FINALS :
Noppert kicked of the night against Welsh midget #2 in Clayton and in leg 3 Clayton broke for 2-1 and threw for the set., and shanghai'd the 18s for a 108 checkout. Set average of 97.85. Noppert broke in the first leg of set 2, and with the aid of a maximum held for a 2 leg lead. Clayton held, but Noppert on throw started with a 160 and took the leg and the set with double 17., and noppert had a 95 set average. In set 3 Noppert missed 3 at tops and Clayton broke and held, and at 2-1 in legs threw for the set and took the set, after Noppert missed 2 darts to break. Set 4 saw Noppert break in leg 1, and then held,as did Clayton. Noppert with the darts throwing for the set was struggling with Clayton's better scoring and Clayton broke and then threw for the set which he won despite Noppert starting with a 160. Clayton was 3-1 up in sets, averaging 5 points more in the averages and this was as good as over. When Noppert on throw with over 250 points lead missed darts to hold and Clayton took out 112 to break, it looked like Noppert knew it was all over.Clayton miscounted and Noppert missed a dart to break and Clayton held and was a leg away from victory. Clayton missed 2 match darts, and after Noppert missed tops for a 106, Clayton returned and wrapped it up, for a well deserved win. Noppert missed out on a slam spot but was up to world #22. Clayton was up to #11 and a win away from world #7.
Vermin and the fireworks kid started and Bunting who was now up to world #15 held in leg 1, then broke and was throwing for the set threw utter shit, and Price broke back, but Bunting took out 80 to break and take the set with an 85 average. Price was shit averaging 77. In set 2 bunting broke right away, but Price broke back and held, Bunting held. Price with 75 missed tops for the set and Bunting broke and was 2 sets up. Price was awful, but still had set darts, it was like when wade who was dogshit against Bunting, he too had chances as it was a case of Buntings opponents just playing crap. A 77 average over 2 sets was piss poor for Vermin. In set 3 Bunting held, as did Price with ease, all 4 legs went with throw, and Bunting throwing for a 3 set lead. Price started with 6 perfect darts a 160, 171, to leave 170 , but took 6 darts to leave 74, and with bunting waiting on a double Price last dart in hand took the set. Game on. In set 4 Bunting missed tops to break as Vermin held, and bunting missed double 16 to hold and Vermin took out 78 to break and he was throwing to level the match, but Bunting with the help of a 180 broke, he then missed 2 darts to hold and Vermin took out 79 for the set. Set 5 saw Bunting with the throw, where he held as did Price in leg 2. Despite Price starting with a 160, Bunting broke to hold for 2-1, and Price held for 2 legs each, and in to a deciding leg for the set. Both opened with 120, but when Vermin hit the max, Bunting's hole fell out and went in the 5s and 1s, and Price took out 96 for the set.Hard to imagine half an hour earlier with Vermin chucking dogshit Bunting was throwing for a 3 set lead, now he was buckling under his own weight.Set 6 saw Vermin with the throw and he held after Bunting missed 4 darts to break. In leg 2 Vermin hit a max and Fat bunting started doing Barney impressions with head shaking galore. Price broke with complete ease, and was throwing for the win and Price rattled in another maximum, and missed tops for 142 and the match but returned and sealed the win.

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week we saw multiple players shit themselves, bottle it when it mattered, others played awful and ever former major winners blew chances to take advantage of the seeds going out.So thought I  would look at certain players individually like Ian Shite. Remember when sky did a promo for him an added the line  "thrives under pressure". Thing is anyone that watches darts knows this mongo looking spineless cunt will buckle, , the same applies to Chizzy, another player with talent, power scoring but lacks a set of testicles. and wont ever win a title.
Speaking of players that have won proper ranking majors in the PDC, Wade who is his prime would have cleaned up when MVG or Wright went out was abysmal, I think Dimitri's matchplay was a fluke result, and he jobbed out again early, Ando the sulky little prick looks done, thankfully gurney is going the right direction, downwards in the rankings that is.  Do you know its almost 14 years since a post split Bob Potter Cup winner won a ranking TV Major in the PDC ? Surely if the bdo "world Championship2 was so good those winners would be racking up one of the many many yearly TV ranking titles on offer in the PDC ?

Take a look at Bunting's run, Gurney was abysmal  and averaging 77, Wade was dogshit and still had chances, Searle completely choked, and Bunting  won 2 sets against Price when Price averaged 77, the first time a player played half decent Bunting folded. Then we have Glen Durrant. Surprisingly it was not the worst average in this comp, as back in 2004 Mark Wilton from Northern Ireland averaged 54.99 in his loss to Brendan Dolan. Remember those assholes I recently mentioned on social media who think they are doctors ? The ones that think they know everything from Vermin's tennis elbow to Ted Hankeys stroke ? Well they were out in force again using the "covid" excuse. There are players who got covid before Durrant and after him like Bunting and Price, their games were  fine, so take that covid excuse and fuck off as his form was dipping in the weeks prior to covid. Seems some people seem intent on disregarding actual facts to suit their agenda.In Glens defense, to his credit he himself has never once used covid as an excuse himself, just usually just reserved for the mentally stunted mushrooms. I have always said once he started defending money, and the pressure amped up he would buckle and I was right, his game looks shot not because of covid but his stance, action etc all are gone, add in lack of confidence etc. You only have to look how former Grand Prix Champions Thornton sank when he lost confidence, look at the speed Wez Newton went in to freefall where he now whores himself out on the Modus shit.

Then there was those who said we should feel sorry for him, and how its "heart wrenching" No ...seeing a starving child, or cruel stories in the news is heart wrenching, a well off darts player losing a match is not comparable, especially when said player  for 3 years running turned up at a run down hotel in Surrey, laid waste to pub players and jobbers and picked up £100k each year and a guy that has made more than half a million in the last 5 or 6 years, sorry if my heart is not bleeding for him. Where were all these people "feeling sorry" when others dropped off the radar due to dartitis, loss of form etc, why is he given preferential treatment ? He could have withdrawn from the comp til his mind was right, You could argue entering has only made things worse for him mentally. I think Durrant is a good lad but unlike so many others that faded away, he will be going out financially better off than the vast majority.
I have even seen some mutants claim he should give back his card or retire like they are experts, that will be Glen's decision, but in my opinion he will ride it out and get some form back, but his dreams of ever being in the elite are over. It was never Durrant, Waites, Bunting etc that I disliked, it was the inbred scum of the earth bdo rabble that I despise, the mentally and physically defectives, those that would bullshit others on the "prestige" of a Bob Potter Cup, the simpletons who all thought Popcorn Teeth and Orange Des would save their backward organisation. Those mutants that would cry about the "same 8 players", and if it was not the "same 8 players" complain about that too, all the while watching every single live tv moment of the PDC. Those bitter sad cunts who still think Durrant was "bdo for life"....despite Durrant taking the cash and fucking off to the PDC.
As for Knob of the Week, we all know Chizzy, Bunting, White, etc were all going to lose, it was just a case of when, at least all those never once ever claimed to be one of the best in the world or claimed to deserve to be in the premier League or have ideas above their station, where as that fat sack of shit Bellyboy who is as much as a jobber as anyone has a sense of entitlement that is staggering for someone that has never won a thing of note., The fat cunt has never made it past the last 16 in this comp. It is just a shame others around him did not perform better and shove him down the rankings. Should Clayton win the final he will go 7th and push Bellyboy down to 9th. As for Vermin, I detest his fist pumping , jumping around, etc, but I love his honesty and the way he slates the scum in the crowd. The game needs him and him winning I would prefer, if only to piss off the scummy crowd.


THE WORLD SERIES OF DARTS FINAL

The majority of players for this have been selected,  Players are :Gerwyn Price, Peter Wright, Michael van Gerwen, Dimitri Van den Bergh, Gary Anderson, Nathan Aspinall, Jonny Clayton and Fallon Sherrock
As it stands the 4 top non qualified players are Wade, de Sousa, Chizzy and Bellyboy. Razma is one of the 4 International qualifiers, whats the betting the sugar dodging adulterer Barney will be given an invite among the 4 dutch invites ? 
Odd how British players have to qualify, but the Dutch have invites, showing how they apply different rules when its to get a player they want in the comp.


MUNTER SERIES :
Seems the Top 8 in these atrocious comps will be given free entry to the next Q-school. Here is the thing, they can give every munter free entry, provide a limo to take them there, put them up in hotels but it wont alter the fact they are shit. If Sheerluck has failed multiple times to win a tourcard, what chance has the lower ranked munters ? The PDC  can try tick as many pc boxes all they want, stick them in comps, hype them on social media, but in the end it comes down to the very simple truth, if they are not good enough they will lose.If these games are televised, more people will see the loses also, and reinforce the actual fact munters are not as good as the men. In fact putting in munters to events to appear pc will have the opposite effect and the more munters you put in, the more noticeable the gulf in class between the genders are. If you want to promote something, you do not enhance the flaws and weaknesses. This is why the PDC and Matt Porter who pretends to care about "women's darts" is a liar, he is only interested in Fallon, the show pony of the munters. 

OTHER SHIT: Seems BBC will be showing the old farts nostalgia event, the Seniors world championships will be shown on some BBC digital channel, which saw some morons complain its not on BBC 1. Then hardly surprising a mushroom would spout that idiotic notion. TriNations darts released this poster this week, When it comes to spelling errors, and being hideous they are consistent I will grant you that.


 

As for MAD Darts, WDF, UKDA, Modus etc I have no idea, between watching the PDC I had no time and no interest to go seek out any news from their pathetic groups.
Lastly, I was not impressed with the new Eclipse dart board either, the darts seemed to leave very clear evident holes in the board, reminded me of those kids boards in the last century made out of crushed paper. bounce outs did seem less, but overall with the price factored in, I would not buy one.