GIBRALTAR DARTS TROPHY
As usual the Friday night of this Euro tour, as always started off in an almost empty arena, not sure why the keep choosing this place to have euro tour, and the first round was a pretty dismal day of darts, well for the men's standard anyway.It saw what I think was the lowest winning average ever on the euro tour, a meager 71.21. However that would be considered stratospheric in comparison to some of the shit that followed the following day on the munter series, but more on that later. The best performers of the day were Krcmar (97.78) Huybrechts (105.08) Rydz (103.77).
Saturday the standard improved, the shocks came, but the fans did not as the place was pretty much dead. With so many players fighting for a spot in the European Championship,and the assured few grand that comes with it. Already out of the European Championship were 7 of the top 20 players in the 2 year Order of Merit in Gary Anderson, Dave Dismal, Choker Dimitri, Daryl Gurney, Ian Shite, Stephen Bunting and Glen Durrant
First seed up on Saturday afternoon was Dirk van Duijvenbode and he failed to qualify, as his victor Ted Evetts took the spot. Dolan, Noppert, Heta, Mensur, Shitlock, Ratajski and Wade all won in the afternoon assuring their spots, the losers of Huybrechts, King, Hunt, Krcmar, Searle and Smith all had all done enough to secure their places also. In the evening session clayton played Adam smith Neale for the spot, and Clayton missed darts at a double to take it to a final leg and out went the Premier league champion. Jose who was already in walloped Neyens, and the next seed to lose his chance of making the euros was Devon Petersen as Gabriel Clemens. Callan Ryds who hit a 103 average the night before beat Peter Wright with a 110.72 average to secure his spot, and Wright lost with a 108.19, but his spot was already secured. Vermin Price dismantled Florien Hempel where both were through, MVG raked up a ton average beating Cross with both of them also qualified.Murnan's loss to Cullen meant his misses the Euro champs, thank fuck too , if I never saw him on my screen again it would be too soon.Last up was Aspinall beating Edhouse, where Richie got in as the last qualifier.
With all the places now secured, the focus went back to who would win the current comp.
SUNDAY AFTERNOON : Session
started with Shitlock against Evetts, and Shitlock who was averaging 18
points more but because of missed doubles it was 3-3.At 4-4 he got his
doubling sorted Shitlock took out 64 to break and took out 80 to win
6-4. Rydz with the worst hairdo'nt in darts took on finger licking
Dolan, and with a 2 holds and a break in between, Dolan led 3-0 against a
piss poor Rydz who must have let the hype from the previous night get
to him. 2 holds followed, and at 4-1 Dolan broke and then threw for the
win, a 96 average for Dolan, solid if unspectacular.Rydz then took to
social media to whine
Then we got Adam Smith Neale against the Polak Ratajski, I was praying we would not get that asshole Nicholson on comms. First off, any person who takes his wifes name like Warriner or double barrel's his name is a pretentious cunt. I have read more than enough stories on how the prick neale owed people money, his arrogant nature, and hardly surprisinga cunt like that would be friends of the Selectas. Sure enough we got that asshole nicholson and off went the audio, i could not listen to him rim the "former masters winners" like that bdo shit actually mattered...no thanks. After 2 holds, Ratajski broke in the 3rd to lead 3-1 and blew chances for 4-1, but he held for 4-2 and broke for 5-2 and Ratajski wrapped up a scrappy poor game 6-2 on throw. The Special One Josetook on Mensur, and this was a bright start, as Mensur went 2-0 up as he missed the double on 2 big finishes, and when Mensur went 3-0 he was averaging 110.He held for 4-0. The standard dropped but Mensur did enough to hold for 5-1, and a 15 dart break of throw saw him wrap it up 6-1, De sousa was shit. Price the little action man with the bionic elbow took on Hector Cake. Vermin broke in the 4th leg to lead 3-1 and held for 4-1. Heta held and then broke and was throwing for 4-4, but Price took out 124 on the bull for 5-3 and had throw and held for a 6-3 win.Then we got Shrek against Marc Almond and thought fuck that, went for a shower, and all i know about this was Noppert led 5-4 and had the throw for the win before Hunchback broke and it went to a final leg, and when MVG missed double 9 for the match , Noppert with 3 darts at 24, missed double 12, double 6 and double 3,say hello wave goodbye as MVG wrapped it up. Even when the vile hunchback gives people chances most shit themselves. James Wade disposed of Clemens with ease and could have won by more as the German was poor at the times it mattered. Last up was Cullen and Aspinall and both started with great scoring, but missed doubles saw Cullen broken and trail 2-0, but he brpoke back and held for 2-2 and had 5 maximums and super scoring. Cullen missed the Bull for a hold and 3-3 as Asp broke for 4-2, despite Cullen averaging 108. The scoring was incredible as Cullen broke back and held to level the game 4-4. Asp hit the 9th maximum of the game and Cullen hit the tenth, but Aspinall held for 5-4. With 170 for the match, Asp hit the 2 treble 20s and refused the bull to leave double 16, with cullen not leaving a finish and came back for the win, with a 107 average to Cullens 105. A belter of a game. That set up a tasty final session of
Wade -v- Aspinall
Price -v- MVG
Suljovic -v- Ratajski
Dolan -v- Whitlock
SUNDAY EVENING: Whitlock and Dolan started the session and saw Whitlock lead 5-3 by the time I got home, Dolan held to trail 4-5, but failure to find a treble in 3 visits, allowed Shitlock to wrap it up easily. Mensur and Suljovic followed, Mensur broke to win a poor first leg, and held for 2-0. The holds of throw kept coming, as Mensur held for 4-2, and then took out 141 to break for 5-2. Ratajski has been poor since covid for a player that once looked a very promising player.The first 2 games were a poor standard, buit game 3 was Price and MVG and started started off great and after 4 legs the averages well over 105 each. MVG was averaging 112 at 3-2 up. When Price leveled at 3-3 he was averaging 108. With Price waiting on 32 MVG held for 4-3, and then MVG missed 2 darts at 32 to break and Price held for 4-4 and then he broke MVG for 5-4 and was his to lose as he had the throw, and he started with 59 on throw, and had a score of 45 whilst MVG hit a max, and took the break and he threw for the match, but he started poorly and Price broke and took the win in a great watch. 103.61 for Price, 105.02 for MVG. Wade and Aspinall finished off the quarters. Aspinall missed 6 darts for the first leg allowing Wade to break with an 18 darter, despite wade chucking absolute shit. Wade missed double 19 for a 158 and Asp broke back, and held with a ton checkout for 2-1 and the standard was improving with both averaging over 93 and Wade held for 2-2. Aspinal held and then started the next with 6 perfect darts enabling him to break for 4-2, despite Wade missing the bull to hold,Asp held for 5-2 with a 130 and that was it, no way back for Wade as Asp broke and won 6-2 and averaged almost a ton after a poor start.
The semis started with Whitlock and Mensur in a dull game and Shitlock held to make it 2-3 after 5 boring legs. When Mensur took out 96 for 6-4 I thought thank fuck for that, as I forgot it was first to seven and on it went. A piss poor semi final for a euro tour.Shitlock held again and on it went , Mensur missed 7 match darts at this point, and eventually fell over the line with his 10th match darts.
Aspinall and Price followed and I could not take any more nicholson, off went the audio again and got caught up on another site and forgot about this and returned to see Aspinall level it 2-2, and Price hit an 11 darter to hold as both were averaging well over 105. Asp missed a heap of doubles to hold, and Price despite he too missing doubles broke for 4-2 and it killed the real high averages. Price held for 5-2, and Asp for 3-5 with both around the 103 average mark. Price held for 6-3, and that was it as Price broke for a 7-3 win. with both players averaging in 3 figures.
In the final, Price broke first leg and held after Mensur missed 3 to break back, and Price broke again for 3-0 this was looking over already.Mensur was utter shit as Price held and broke for 6-0 as Mensur was averaging 84, to Price averaging 100. Price took out 95 for 7-0 and he held with an 11 darter for the win 8-0, and an average of 106.11.
THE MUNTER SERIES.
DAY 1:
This was streamed like an average players champs where I believe one game per round. I did not watch a single second of this shit, what with the Gibraltar tour and the football I was hardly going to add that shit to the mix. The first news I got of this was a member on a forum who said Tommy Cooper beat Ryan Searle in a fat suit. I thought this would see Ashton plow on, but she went out in event 2 to some munter called Joanne Locke in the last 8, and Sheerluck won event 2. Remember when I said how the 71.21 was the lowest winning average in PDC euro tour history ? Well step forward in what should be a walk of shame, delusion and embarrassment Mem Martin won a game with an average half of that. She won with a 3 dart average of 35. That was not a typo.
Look at the stats, Legs of 33, 58, 47 and 30
I posted the average of twitter calling it atrocious and the deluded munter responded and thought it was funny.
Her asking if I played was hilarious, did she think the absolute shit she was chucking constituted playing ? How fucking deluded must this one be to think a 35 average is something to be proud of or get defensive over. This is a classic example of zero self awareness. Callan Rydz and Wright both had single dart averages higher than her 3 dart averages. She might be a nice person, I dont know her, but what I do know is it was a shit performance and can only presume this is some pride mechanism, as anyone with a clear unbaised opinion will tell you defending that shit is living in delusion.
Tommy cooper went out last 16 to Deta,who reached the final and of course shat herself and Sheerluck owned her again and topped the table after 3 events, Ashton was in second.
By the time the day was over, there was a total of 187 matches played in the Munter series as the number of entries dwindled as the day went on. That was a total of 374 individual "performances" and not a single 100 average.
There was at least half a dozen games whee useless cunts averaged in the 30, think it was 19 that averaged in the 40s, a whole slew of munters averaging in the 50s. It was a dismal standard. Mikuru Suzuki traveled all the way from Japan to throw averages of 65, 69, 57, 63, 67, 73. I know she is still a munter, but this is below her past levels.
Ask yourselves this question : How is shoehorning players of a lower inferior standard, in to PDC majors at the expense of men who are clearly better and to a far superior standard improving the overall standard of a competition ?
DAY 2:
Lisa Ashton beat Sheerluck in the final of event 4, the first event of the Sunday, and closed the gap on Sheerluck, Gulliver and Hedman were the losing semi finalists, In event 5 in the 312th game of the Munter series, came the first ton average, only took 624 individual performances. Lisa Ashton was the one to get it obviously, a 104.32 against Deta Hedman in the last 8, then she did it again in her semi against Dobromyslova with a 102.95, where again she met Sheerluck in the final and again beat her.Ashton was the only player in the entire field over 6 events to hit a ton average. It was the third time they met in 5 events with Ashton winning them all, 2 of them in finals. Ashton had not regained top spot even if it was only by 50 quid, and both Ashton and Sheerluck was assured of finishing top 2 regardless. In event 6, in the last 16 Deta played Sheerluck and seems Deta missed doubles again to win legs, as Sheerluck owned her yet again,imagine that ? Sheerluck could bust scores, come back and miss doubles and still win legs with ease. But who was I kidding, these events were always going to be Sheerluck and Ashton , as I said last week, last month, last year etc, Ashton and Sheerluck are the exceptions not the norm in munter darts.
Have a guess who was in the final of event 6 ? Thats right Sheerluck and Ashton for the 3rd time that Sunday. It only took 4 games but Sheerluck finally managed to get a win against Ashton and got the first Grand Slam spot , and I have zero doubt Ashton will be getting the second, and that is their reward for beating the snot out of deluded munters, whilst male players of a higher standard miss out.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
So what has these series of munter events achieved ? Has it proven anything that everyone already did not know? These whole series of events are a complete waste of time, is there anyone out there who was not aware of this ? Remove the 2 of Ashton and Sheerluck, and what you got ? Deta the greatest choker ever, Trina and Anastasia a decade past their best, Suzuki no better than the likes of Winstanley and Hammond who are as likely to hit a 60 average than 75 average, some pub players who might hit a 180 but follow it with a score of 7 and 22, and need a dozen darts to take out a 2 dart finish. The reality is the general munter is absolute shit in comparison, and they cannot accept it, look at Mem Martin I referred to earlier, these people are deluded if they think the standard has improved. Were it not for Ashton and Sheerluck the comp averages would be far far lower.The overall munter game is no better today than it was 1, 3, 5 or 10 years ago.
I am convinced Matt Porter only created these events so the PDC can say they care for the munter game, when the reality is he knew damn well as did everyone else that Ashton & Sheerluck were by a clear distant the 2 best, and creating a series for munters only in a code already unisex was done to tick boxes and give the impression they cared about munter darts. Matt porter should just give the 2 spots they just created at Ally Pally and the Slam and give them to Ashton and Sheerluck and get it over with, scrap the next 6 events, tell the others to fuck off, give them all a grand each in compensation to keep themselves in rollie tobacco, vibrators, and tracksuits for a month or so. It serves no other purpose. Would the next six events see anyone else dominate the 2 events ? They could start from scratch and the top 2 would still be the same.
Disagree and some beta cuck, pussywhipped excuse of a man or some dyke partner who hates men anyway, will bandy about how I am sexist or some sort of munter hater for having the audacity to post the truth, facts, stats etc. Why do you think the PDC were cramming in 3 events per day ?
They were not taking any chances in case they would not get the results they wanted, hence why more events, the more likely Ashton and sheerluck would dominate., and as said earlier, the next 6 events wont be any different. Ashton said in an interview "I do feel it's too much. I would have preferred if they would have done Friday, Saturday, Sunday two events per day because these are really gruesome days." She is right looking at all those other munters does indeed make for gruesome days. I think she meant grueling .
THE AMATEUR SHIT
Read that the EDO did some qualifier this week and not a single munter turned up, and the number of men that entered was EIGHT !
I laughed when I saw it, that is as bad as Wesley Harms before he joined the PDC and went into the witness relocation program claiming he was "Hollands #1". Never ceases to amaze me the number of deluded fantasists in that side of the game. The EDO were not the only simpletons on that side of the divide, MAD Darts posted this a few months back
Well this has been cancelled and it was days later before the announcement of the cancellation made their website. Their website still has Wayne warren as their "global world champion", except he lost that ages back to Jarred Cole, who like Wayne Warren is another q-school failure who ekes out an existence in the online modus shit. Its like the EDO, MAD, UKDA etc have some competition to see who can fuck up the most.
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Roll on the Grand Prix of Darts this Sunday. I see Durrant is the rank outsider and some place quoting him 300/1. He is defending 25k and were it not for those around him in the rankings like Ian shite performing just as shit his fall down the rankings would have been even quicker, and when he does plummet i cannot wait for the excuses to come, how he got covid, despite other players who got it before him and after him did not collapse.
Dave Dismal is defending 50k and suspect he will be overtaken in the OoM by Bellyboy and Aspinall. Both Durrant and Chizzy failed to qualify for the European Championships also, so Durrant looks really fucked
til next week
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