Prenote: This was typed up on Thursday evening, and will speak about the first day of the Euro tour, and the munter series entries etc next week. am sure the Gibraltar event first y will be another empty arena full of poor averages.
NORDIC MASTERS
SATURDAY AFTERNOON QUARTER FINALS :So first up in the afternoon session was Dimitri and Anderson, and started with 2 holds and 2 breaks, and Dimitri held for a 3-2 at the first interval. 2 breaks and a hold of throw saw the match level at 4-4, and Dimitri won 2 to lead 6-4 at the second interval, but Ando kept chipping away. and after Dimitri missed 2 darts for 9-5, ando pounced and won 3 legs for 8-8.After Ando missed darts for 9-9 and Dimitri wrapped it up 10-8. I am always happy to see the lying whingebag go out.
Krusty broke against Clayton in the first leg of their match, but Clayton hit 2 ton plus finishes to lead 2-1 and continued winning the legs to lead 6-1 after Krusty missed countless doubles. Wright did hold twice to trail 3-7 at an interval, but Clayton ran off the 3 legs for a 10 -3 win, a nothing game if truth be told.Madars held in the first leg against MVG in his game, and like the previous one sided match this was another dour encounter, the hunchback broke in the fourth to lead 3-1 and MVG was 5-1 up before Razma held for a hold of throw, and Madars did get a break and hold to make it 4-7 and add some respectability to the scoreline before hunchback finished it off 10 - 4. It was a boring miserable session, which only reinforced my belief non ranking exbo invite darts are simply nowhere near as good as ranking events, it just seemed shit. Factor in with only 3 matches, 2 of which were one sided hammerings and it was a short session, where ITV were trying to fill time.
SATURDAY EVENING FINAL SESSION :
Sheerluck who has ranted on about equality and chances in the past but has no problem with gender preferential treatment when it suits her, won the first leg of her game with Dimitri and the rimming by comms was in full flow. She had shots at doubles and blew them and was soon 4-1 down at the interval and you could hear the annoyance in the voice of those on comms, who now were lamenting certain shots and missed doubles, when Dimitri made it 7 legs on the trot for a 7-1 lead.All those that defended the selection of her were silent, not a single fucking word, imagine that. Some where even backtracking showing how shallow they were.
This is where things got hilarious, I prior to the match predicted Dimitri would win, I expected him to win, and at 7-1 it was looking all over, not a single person across multiple forums and what I saw on twitter gave Sheerluck a chance, who would ? Dimitri then held for 8-2 at the interval. Sheerluck held after the interval, and Dimitri held to make it 9-3. Dimitri must have thought he had it won and went to sleep as he put no pressure on Sheerluck as she held, and then broke as Dimitri missed multiple darts to hold throw. Comms came alive as it was now 9-6 , then the bullshit by comms started, where they tried to tell people Sheerluck was playing better, but the reality was that was a lie, her game was pretty consistent throughout the entire match fluctuating around 88-89, it was Dimitri that was doing a Jamie Cave-In impression and starting to shit himself.
At 8-2 up after 2 sessions Dimitri was averaging 99, by the time the third session was over he was averaging 5 points less, and by the time the match ended, after 4 sessions he was averaging almost 10 points less, Here is another fact comms failed to mention, Dimitri's average in the final session was 79.29. Sheerluck romped home in that session with an average 86.97. Proof her standard did not improve, in fact dropped a little, and Dimitri's fell off a cliff, but comms were busy trying to tell people she improved and bullshitting people which most actually believed. Despite the choking Belgian leading 10-6 and playing abysmally, he missed 3 match darts for 11-7, and by this stage the sad pathetic cunt was now shaking more than Dave Clark doing impressions of Shaking Stevens using a vibrator as a microphone.
When Sheerluck then broke for 10-8, the Belgian gimp was now redder than John Henderson having a heart attack, and his dancing feet must have felt like they were in cement. I was thinking if the dancing metrosexual loses this form here he will be bumped right to the top for Knob of the Week. Dimitri then missed another match dart despite averaging in the 70 as Sheerluck held again. On throw Dimitri missed yet another match dart his 5th I believe at that point, and returned to miss even more match darts, and Sheerluck broke again, and in the final leg at 10-10 Sheerluck hit a max, and Dimitri completely buckled.He was done, as much as I did not agree with Sheerluck in the comp, and thought earlier she would be well beaten, I was laughing like a lunatic at the greatest choke I have ever witnessed, and will tell you why in a bit. Its rare Knob of the week is sorted on a Saturday, It would take a miracle for anyone to top this.
In the other semi final between hunchback and Clayton, MVG averaged 111 in the first session but trailed 3-2 after clayton took out 106 which saw all 5 legs go with throw. After the interval MVG held and broke for a 4-3 lead and was still averaging over 110. He then held and broke again and led 6-3 and this was looking all over. as he held for a 7-3 lead at the second interval. 3 holds of throw saw clayton reduce it to 8-5 and the hold of throws continued as MVG led, and when MVG held for 10-5 there was no chance of MVG doing a Dimitri,even though Clayton held again, MVG held for a 11-7 win.
Prior to the final session I wanted Dimitri to win, was convinced he would, and no one could have forseen that collapse, and if anyone says they knew she would win at 8-2, then they are a lying cunt. I also wanted Clayton to win and keep the Hunchback's barren run going,longer he went without a title the better in my book and sadly MVG won and I was zero for two in predictions. So on to the final, the player I despise most in the PDC, against the munter I slated throughout, and wanted the munter to win, it was the lesser of 2 evils for me, such was my desire to see the hunchback mentally crushed and to fall away. Sadly , alas it was not to be.
The final which was also first to 11, and MVG held first leg, then took out 110 to break in leg 2,but snoz broke in leg 3 and held to level the game. and when she broke for 3-2, , MVG broke right after the interval, and the breaks kept coming as sheerluck broke again for 4-3 and when she held for 5-3 the crowd were firmly on her side. When she went 6-3 up and had the throw I was having dreams of the hunchback mentally crushed, doing a Jamie Cave-In and in a few years slogging it out on the modus tour with Wez Newton and Richie Burnett.
MVG hit a ton finish on throw to trail 5-6. MVG missed tops for a 154 and Sheerluck held for 7-5,it was at this point I genuinely thought it was going to happy, I had dreams of Hunchback going red in the face, or a the very least be his usual ignrant arrogant self, add in the fact Sheerluck was averaging around 99 or a ton at this stage, and unlike her previous games where she got by with averages in the 80s against a Danish pub player and a dancing choking prick from Belgium, she was playing brilliantly, but it did not last MVG held for 6-7, and broke to make it 7-7 and then MVG missed 3 darts but got another visit and led 8-7 at the break. the general consensus across forums at this point was it was over, but I was still holdng out some hope but MVG broke after the break for 9-7, and held or 10-7, and broke again for the win. was zero for 3 on predictions.
Seeing that fat cunt jump around fist pumping like he won a world title genuinely sickened me. Then the wife cheating prick did a Bunting and started blubbering and crying. Who would have thought, me of all people would be shouting for Sheerluck.
My biggest worry now is the Dutch prick gets his confidence back, and especially at this time of the year,. In a few months or maybe even years, we could be looking back at this game thinking its a pity he did not lose, last thing I want is him dominating again.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
I started thinking of the greatest chokes in the game,
I think of King at 9-2 up against Wade in the final of the Masters, and losing 11-10
Then there is Gurney in the Matchplay in 2019 leading 14-7 and then losing 8 of the next 9 legs to Rob Cross
Gary Anderson in the 2017 Grand Slam leading 14-8 and he lost 8 of the next 9 legs to lose 16-15
Wade choked against Adrian Lewis after missing a match dart to win 6-1 in sets at the world championships and lost the plot and lost 6-5
The point being all 4 choked, but they choked against players who were major winners. They choked against other top players they had some excuse even if it was a paltry one.
Then there are games where chokers play each other like Jamie Cave-In who led 9-3 against Whitlock in the 2013 European championships and lost 10-9.
Whitlock himself in the 2011 Matchplay led 15-8 against Andy Hamilton, and the Hammer won 9 on the trot to win 17-15.
Chokes happen, normally when a player chokes he loses to a player who has improved their game, or to a player who is a fairly high ranked player, or in the latter, a case when chokers battle it out amongst themselves.
Dimitri's choke was something else though. It was special for multiple reasons.
1. He choked to a munter live on TV, I don't think we will ever see a man who has won a proper PDC major choke to a munter live on tv again in that fashion, or at least not in my lifetime.
2. He lost to a person who does not even have a tour card and is a Q-school failure. As said earlier, its one thing losing to a top player, or to a player ranked higher that you, but to lose to a q-school failure, that is choking supreme.
3. He lost to a person who averaged in the 80s throughout the game, who did not improve her game, it was Dimitri who shat himself. Its not like Fallon was throwing the darts she did against MVG, she was pretty shit and still won so tells you how much the Belgian spaz shat himself.
As I said at the very start, like the World Cup , I expected little from this competition, both started off poorly, but fantastic entertaining sessions to finish the non ranking events. The PDC rightfully spent the week milking the fuck out of it, and was curious to see what the entry numbers will be now for the Munter Series
FALL IN SHEERLUCK
Lastly on Sheerluck in the Masters, unlike some people I am not one to hide away and admit if I got things wrong on how things would work out. I knew she would beat the Danish pub player, and she did get lucky again with a bye, and she took advantage of a choking dancing prick in Dimitri,and reached a final without ever averaging more than the 80s in 2 games, however credit where its due, she played brilliantly in the final, even if she did lose to a fat cunt who had not won an event in nearly a year, she can be proud of herself and her performance in that final. The PDC rightfully milked it for all its worth, and their gamble to chuck her in paid dividends....but...there is always a but.
Its all well and good hyping what she did, and she did wonderfully, and deserves credit for her performance in the final, however you have to ask, if she is as good as some are clearly trying to make out, how come she failed MULTIPLE TIMES to win a tourcard and is a double Q-school failure ? Seems asking these genuine questions gets you accused of being a "woman hater" Yes, asking genuine questions that do not suit some others agenda will see some people get very defensive. Here is another legitimate truth, SheerLuck entered the challenge tour this year and after a dozen events won a scabby 300 quid and finished around 90th, where the vast majority of her averages were in the 70s and 80s.
This is why she has no tourcard because her average floor game is shit and if telling these home truth and posting these facts make me some sort of woman hater, so be it, it wont alter the truth and people don't want to admit this, whilst her performance against MVG might have been wonderful, it was an exception to the norm. Another excuse I have heard is she could be a stage player only, and that is a valid argument, there may well be some logic to this, seeing as some people are leisure centre heroes, look at the mongo Ian White, yet show him a TV camera and he will shit himself like he heard the brown note. There in lies the problem, as to be a stage player, you have do do well on the tour in order to get to the stage.Unfortunately for her, Sheerluck's earnings last weekend did not go on any ranking table, it wont qualify her or Ally Pally, the reality is she has to win on the floor in some shithole like Crawley, and look at last year when she entered these munter series events trying to win a spot at Ally Pally, she lost out to Deta fucking Hedman the greatest munter choker in history.
This again backs up my point its all well and good having a game of your life on tv, but it aint worth a fuck if you are jobbing to Hedman in a leisure centre losing the chance to reach Ally Pally when she has to qualify and not be given a free invite.
There are people determined to ignore because it will not suit their narrative. I saw one Scottish simpleton with teeth like an abandoned graveyard say, "they should give her a tourcard". Putting aside the fact they don't give out tour cards anymore, and even the sugar dodging adulterer Barney, one of the PDC clique favourities could not get one and he had to do Q-school, she wont get one, but lets suppose she did get one free, just for arguments sake, does anyone think she would do any better on the floor than Ashton ? This is another valid point people seem to deflect from. All well and good giving her an invite, some danish pub player and a bye, and having some metrosexual spaz shit himself, but she jobs in q-school, jobs on the challenge tour and last year jobbed in the Munter Series.
Make no mistake, Matt Porter wants her to top the Munter Series, so the PDC can rightfully milk it, but if she jobs again, and some one like Maria o Brien wins, do you think they will be putting her on at prime time in the evening slot ? She will be "waded" and sent out to the afternoon session, and even the most loyal munter lover will know I am right about that.
Another thing that mental dwarves, inbreds, and thick English cunts who have difficulty understanding their own native language cannot grasp, are my arguments about Munter darts.SheerLuck for example playing men and 2 munters playing each other in a munters only game are 2 separate things.
Fall In Sheerluck, and Lisa Ashton are not typical of all munter players, in fact they are the exceptions which I have stated here numerous times on here. What normal functioning person would in their right mind want to watch Anca Zijlstra against Trina Bulldyke Gulliver, in some dark room with 4 fans in attendance ? No one normal would. Who wants to watch the honeymonster Beau Greaves take on Bobby George lookalike Marie O'Brien chucking averages in the 50s in some run down bingo hall in some godforsaken shithole in the north of England on a stuttering 2 bit stream ? Again no normal person would. That munter darts is not wanted, even prime Uncle Barry, with 5 tons of pixie dust, and the spin machine in overdrive could not make that shit entertaining. Its dire shit and no amount of ifs, buts, deflection, spin etc will ever alter that, the munters generally are fucking dogshit. The PDC dont want all women, they want just a couple, enough to tick boxes and create the illusion of equality.
Uncle Barry, and Matt Porter don't give a fiddlers fuck about the munter game in general,and rightdully so, they wont admit it, they just want a couple of munters to sprinkle in events, create the impression of equality, attract media attention, hype some nonsense, and preferably hope the couple of munters are under 30, in years and stone. They do not want another case of like they had years back when they secretly hoped Anastasia would qualify and they got Stacy Bromberg and that was the end of that excursion in to a womens world title.
I predict Ashton will earn both an Ally Pally spot and a Slam spot, she is used to the floor game,and best munter player in my opinion
Think the other 2 spots could be split between Sheerluck and Suzuki. If the top players bomb, expect the "munter series" be scrapped for next year and some "new" scheme will be dreamed up where eventually the PDC will get the players they want whilst pretending they care for the munter game.
Here is 2 question for readers,
1.Would Ally Pally be better viewing if Sheerluck was there ?
2. Should she not be like all others and qualify by merit ?
The answer to the first question for me is Yes.
The answer to the second question is also Yes, by all means she would be a good addition for publicity reasons alone, but she should not and no person ever should be granted preferential treatment based on gender, if you disagree, then you are the sexist but you are too dumb, ignorant and obviously stupid to comprehend this.
THE PDC EURO TOUR & MUNTER SERIES
going to start this off with some of the idiotic things I have seen on forums in the build up to this weekends action.As we all know
The PDC has listened to the munters cry about opportunities and decided to help
The PDC created a gender specific series in an already unisex to give munters even more of an advantage.
The PDC then put up over 30k for the winner, that is more than the BDO were giving to its "womens world champion"
The PDC will even be streaming some of the matches
The PDC has 2 spots at Ally Pally in the World championships on offer where the lucky 2 are assured of thousands of pounds
The PDC has also given 2 spots at the Grand slam of darts where again the lucky 2 are assured of thousands of pounds.
The PDC are giving the whinging cunts more chances as the tour was always open to them anyway.
Yet I saw one sad little dwarf prick on a forum claim if the women did not turn up, the same cunts crying how they want more opportunities, if those munters dont turn up....its the PDC's fault...imagine that ?Then this is the same person who thought Phil Taylor was the only difference between the PDC and the BDO, the same little mentally and physically stunted simpleton who thought Stephen Bunting was the 3rd best player in the world. Seems the Munters are now "customers"
Thursday night the PDC released the schedule for this event, but the home nation qualifiers had not been decided at that point on Thursday. Just to show how stupid some people are.When did this moron think they would be played ?
I even saw some people suggest a "Ladies Premier League , live on TV....let that mental illness sink in.One person even suggested a "6 ladies premier league"
who would these six be ?
Even if you stuck in Ashton, Sheerluck and Suzuki who no ione would give a flying fuck about playing each other, who would be other 3 ? No one of sane mind would watch that shit other than for live comedic purposes.
GIBRALTAR OPEN & MUNTER SERIES
Both
of these events began today, and I was thinking, what would have
happened if Ashton had qualified for the euro tour, would she have gone ?
Or would she pulled out and have tried her arm in the munter Series ?
This highlights the stupidity of a specific gender event in a unisex
field. This is another point that is glossed over and ignored.
Lets start with the euro tour that thankfully has no Ando, meaning we
wont see his whingey mug in the European championships. Durrant, Chizzy,
and the choker that melted quicker than a bar of Belgian chocolate all
look set to miss the European championship,I wont miss most of them, as I
must admit, even though he also is a choker, I enjoy watching Chizzy. I
was asked before on a forum many weeks back to list the players I like
and those I dislike so the next quiet week between events I will delve
into this in more detail and explain my reasons for my choices.
As of writing this there was no word on Price withdrawing and looks like he is still in , I figured he would, I have said before
how he does shit to rile people up, look how he made Ando his own
personal bitch,posts certain tweets clearly aimed at others, or when he
wired a 9 darter in Hungary recently said he was glad he missed as the
crowd did not deserve it after they previously booed him, he likes
acting the cunt when it suits him and I was not surprised he pulled out
of the Nordic Masters, which as it turned out proved a fruitful thing
for the PDC who were able to continuie the hyping of Sheerluck, a more
paranoid person might even think he was asked to pull out with some made
up injury"...which I have seen some suggest. Another retarded claim I read on forums, was by the people who think they are doctors, the same
people who called Ted Hankeys drinking a Stroke, Beau Greaves shitting
herself a "health issue", these type of mentally flawed people, who
claimed Vermin Price did not have an injury, he made it up because...get
this...the World #1, the current world champion, the winner of Multiple
Majors was running from SheerLuck cos he was afraid to play a woman. I
shit ye not, seems Sheerluck and her averages in the 80s against some
Danish pub player struck fear in the heart of the ex rugby player.If you
did not laugh at that imbecilic absurdity you lack a sense of humour.
I don.t believe he shit himself, or was asked to withdraw, but imbeciles convinced they are right will tell themselves anything.
Lastly I see MAD darts are looking for a journalist.
I can do a write up for them, and it will fit every report for every event they do...it will go something like this
The event was shit, it was a joke of an event , the belts look ridiculous and its a fucking embarrassment..
just copy and paste that to every event and it would apply.
