KNOB OF THE WEEK
These simpletons ran an event tonight, and although did not watch it I saw the clips on twitter where the matches the event was built around was where the "belts" would be defended , it then was announced those games would then not be shown due to technical issues
It has a crowd that would fit in a taxi, a stream that had difficulties, matches than had q-school failures playing for tacky belts, any wonder people laugh at this shower of simpletons. It was I believe an event tacked on to some exbo.Even MAD's own director Paul Nicholson the mental dwarf that came up with Belts in the first place was more interested in doing PDC comms kissing the hole of a munter. Here is a tip for MAD darts, if you are going to post a pic of the event on twitter, I suggest you use a pic where the crowd look like they give some sort of a shit to what is happening on the oche. This was the pic of twitter they used to advertise the event, for this alone they deserve KotW and the ridicule of people, ....I added the text.
Looking at the pic of Thornton and Droopy, one of the games they said they were not showing on youtube, I have no idea if they changed their mind or showed it on some other platform or just realised the odd picture, I am too disinterested now to find out.
PDC TV
Last Friday after awarding Knob of the Week to Matt Porter for the appalling PDC tv, it seemed only just hours before the PDC announced a "free week" to customers....one free scabby fucking week, for customers who have put up with a shit service for almost 4 YEARS. I know multiple people not renewing, and who can blame them
Last Friday after awarding Knob of the Week to Matt Porter for the appalling PDC tv, it seemed only just hours before the PDC announced a "free week" to customers....one free scabby fucking week, for customers who have put up with a shit service for almost 4 YEARS. I know multiple people not renewing, and who can blame them
BEAU GREAVES
Why would anyone enter a competition, knowing full well the latter rounds were on the larger stage and to be streamed, and then pull out of the comp after reaching said stage?
Well this happened in some English Open or Classic or whatever its called. Beau Greaves, who is old enough to compete in adult competitions is entitled to the same criticism anyone else in said comp would get had they done the same. When she was due to play on stage she withdrew and the excuse given on a darts forum by a member of the EDO was "stage fright". If true and I had no reason to doubt the person who posted the excuse then not only should she forfeit any money she might have earned, but have any ranking points taken off her too, and be issued a warning for her not to do that again. She spoiled it for other munters who were trying their best, even if they are shit. Of course there was no shortage of inbred simpletons quick to come to her aid and making excuses how "she is a child" she is 17, and one particular prick on twitter who thinks he is a doctor posted this.
Well this happened in some English Open or Classic or whatever its called. Beau Greaves, who is old enough to compete in adult competitions is entitled to the same criticism anyone else in said comp would get had they done the same. When she was due to play on stage she withdrew and the excuse given on a darts forum by a member of the EDO was "stage fright". If true and I had no reason to doubt the person who posted the excuse then not only should she forfeit any money she might have earned, but have any ranking points taken off her too, and be issued a warning for her not to do that again. She spoiled it for other munters who were trying their best, even if they are shit. Of course there was no shortage of inbred simpletons quick to come to her aid and making excuses how "she is a child" she is 17, and one particular prick on twitter who thinks he is a doctor posted this.
Forgive me for taking the word of a trusted person who was involved in the event over some sad fucker who thinks he is a doctor on twitter. ..Hang on.... I guess shitting yourself and choking could technically be described as a health reason. People can spin things anyway they like, come up with all the pathetic excuses their little feeble minds can conjure up, but her withdrawing from an event because she did not want to appear on tv/stage/stream whatever, knowing full well in her previous game that was going to happen why did she not withdraw earlier, in fact why enter at all.It was disrespectful to her earlier opponents to kill their chances and then withdraw, knowing damn well had she won she was exiting. Read on twitter Anastasia Dobromyslova and Fallon Sheerluck was asking for her prize money and ranking points be taken of her....and they are right.
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NORDIC MASTERS
This started tonight, and was looking forward to seeing the top players, like the top 2 English players who reached the semi finals of the Worlds ...oh wait, they were not invited, the lower ranked English players of Aspinall and Bellyboy were invited instead. Ando was invited, the same little whiny sulk who could not be arsed to travel to the World Cup, could not be bothered to travel to the Euro tour, but gets an undeserved invite to this, and of course Sheerluck getting her spot in the event as a "PDC representative"....except she is not a PDC player so not sure how she qualifies as a representative. Dimitri took on Engstrom and it was boring as fuck....Dimitri missed multiple match darts, and Engstrom missed 4 darts to level the match for 5-5, and the Belgian finally won with his 7th match dart. Clayton battered Springboard Poultry 6 zip averaging almost a ton. The Dane did not embarrass himself. Aspinall took on Madars Razma, and Madars broke at 2-1 up for 3-1 lead and missed 4 darts at tops on throw or a 4-1, Aspinall broke and held and it was 3-3, Madars held and then missed double 16 for a 5-3 lead, but got another 3 darts and Madars leading 5-3 was throwing for the win.
Madars left 61 after 9 even with a treble 20 bounce out....but missed 5 match darts and Asp broke. Madars left 76 after 9 against the throw and made no mistake this time. A deserved winner if an unexpected result. Daniel Larsson broke in the first leg against Price, but missed a dart for a 2-0 lead, but Price eventually work up and took out 128 for a 2-1 lead, and then went back to sleep as Larsson held. Price in a scrappy leg then took out 130 for a 3-2 lead.Larsson with 101 left had 2 bounce outs, and Price broke and held for 5-2. Larsson held for 3-5 and made it look more respectable, but Price held for 6-3 with his 5th match dart.
Then came Ando against Jorgensen, as the Dane shat himself on doubles, and missed then for 2-2, and missed more later to let Ando go 4-1. He held on throw to win another leg, and even got a third leg and be another Dane who did not embarrass themselves. Then we had SheerLuck against Niels Heinsoe. PDC tv kept repeating interviews and promos all night and Dan Dawson interviewing SheerLuck , you could heard Dawson saying off camera "whats he doing with that fucking digger" as SheerLuck picked stuff out of her teeth, thank fuck it was not her nose she was picking as that could have taken ages.That interview got a few giggles from a few on a forum, speaking of which some of the comments were hilarious, like this one
Some stupid cunt with a microphone told us how Fallon beat the Danish favorite...favorite with who exactly ?...his own fans could not give 2 fucks about him which was clearly evident, this was the hype they were trying to build, are these people so retarded they think they can recapture the hype they got 21 months ago at Ally Pally when she won a couple of games in a competition that actually mattered ?This is a mickey mouse non ranking shit tucked away on ITV 4 with top players left out and no amount of hype will recapture that, its over, people know she and the rest of them are not on the same level as the men, and no amount of shoehorning munters in to events will hide that r cover up that glaringly obvious fact.Even those that were not averse to having a munter in the comp would have preferred Lisa Ashton.
As for ITV 4 they came on air straight into the SheerLuck game and gave the results of all 5 earlier games spoiling it for anyone who did not know the results. Wright came out with his stupid red hairstyle to be like the Danish flag thinking that will endear himself as he took on Kantele in what was another game as entertaining as Wez Newton reading a eulogy, Kantele held throw, when he was 5-nil down, Kusty wrapped it up 6-1. Was surprised that Kantele averaged almost 84, it seemed lot worse, that's how depressingly boring it as. Last up was George Dawes, against Darius Labanauskaus. In the studio Chris Mason was calling out MVG on his lack of titles...Mason !!! The guy that never won a thing of note....staggering.Imagine Mason berating someone for not winning trophies. This started brightly, with Darius taking out 116 to hold for 1-1, and missed a dart at tops to break, and MVG held and then broke for 3-1. Darius threw a great leg and broke right back, and held for 3-3, and held throw for 4-4, despite MVG hitting a max to apply pressure. MVG missed 5 darts to hold and Darius broke and led 5-4 and throwing for the match, but started poorly and MVG broke right back ,and he had the darts in the decider and won it easily enough. He averaged 11 points more than Darius but could have easily lost it. All in all a pretty miserable night of darts, the highlight was Madars beating Aspinall.
Fall In SheerLuck, an apt name after the easiest first round draw, a bye in the second round, and is playing the winner of Dimitri and Ando in the semi.
How long before some beta cuck, pussy whipped, pathetic excuse of a male tries to convince people she must be great for reaching the semis leaving out the relevant parts of free invite, easy draw and bye ?...speaking of munters.
THE MUNTER SERIES
Three days after the September equinox, which marks the point where there will be more darkness than light for the coming months is an apt time for the collection of whales, mingers, munters, dykes and council scum to haul their fat celluloid arses to the oche for a series of "women only" events taking place in an already unisex code.
These oddities, freaks, genetic experiments, abortion survivors, and inbred plebian scum will all play in a series of events to see which of these oddballs gets the chance to not only stink out Ally Pally with the smell of fish, sweat, halitosis and desperation but will chuck shit darts, but there is also a couple of spots for two of these things passing themselves off as female to stink up Wolverhampton at the Grand Slam...oh wait, Wolverhampton is a shit hole and already stinks.
According to Corinne Hammond who did an interview on the Darts Show podcast, she and other munter's spent a lot of time at the recent England EDO events trying to convince other munters to enter. I understand them not wanting to travel to Europe for the munter Series, which was eventually cancelled due to the low turnout, but if the turnout is still low when this is held in the UK then Matt Porter needs to grow a set of testicles as well as a spinal column and publicly admit he is done giving these cunts preferential treatment in an already unisex code. If they wont take advantage of the chances the PDC are giving them,and turnout is again miserable then the PDC should tell them to fuck off. Sick of munters crying about chances, how their money is smaller, I even remember Bo Selecta once claiming the munters should be getting the same as the men....let that mental illness sink in .
Three days after the September equinox, which marks the point where there will be more darkness than light for the coming months is an apt time for the collection of whales, mingers, munters, dykes and council scum to haul their fat celluloid arses to the oche for a series of "women only" events taking place in an already unisex code.
These oddities, freaks, genetic experiments, abortion survivors, and inbred plebian scum will all play in a series of events to see which of these oddballs gets the chance to not only stink out Ally Pally with the smell of fish, sweat, halitosis and desperation but will chuck shit darts, but there is also a couple of spots for two of these things passing themselves off as female to stink up Wolverhampton at the Grand Slam...oh wait, Wolverhampton is a shit hole and already stinks.
According to Corinne Hammond who did an interview on the Darts Show podcast, she and other munter's spent a lot of time at the recent England EDO events trying to convince other munters to enter. I understand them not wanting to travel to Europe for the munter Series, which was eventually cancelled due to the low turnout, but if the turnout is still low when this is held in the UK then Matt Porter needs to grow a set of testicles as well as a spinal column and publicly admit he is done giving these cunts preferential treatment in an already unisex code. If they wont take advantage of the chances the PDC are giving them,and turnout is again miserable then the PDC should tell them to fuck off. Sick of munters crying about chances, how their money is smaller, I even remember Bo Selecta once claiming the munters should be getting the same as the men....let that mental illness sink in .
Credit to Hammond and the munters who are interested and want to make a go of it, but all those that cannot be bothered attending and then cry on social media how they want equality and more chances, when they turn down the opportunities being given again, can all fuck off and die in agonizing pain for all I care. I know some simpleton reading this will say, you complain about SheerLuck getting preferential treatment, and miss the point completely, I don't blame Sheerluck for accepting the invites, she is right to take all these invites, milk the shit out of it, I am sure if Hammond, Winstanley etc were offered a spot, they too would rightly take them, my argument was with the PDC for giving them to her in the first place which is a different argument completely....now this munter Series does exist, the Munters need to enter, cos if they dont, how long before the plug is pulled ?
The chances are now being made available for them to ear spots at Ally Pally and the Slam, if they dont attend then I don't want to heard them complain again.
Thankfully the focus on actual proper darts that weekend will be in Gibraltar as the second Euro Tour takes place where the male players...the better players are battling it out for spots in the European championships.
WORLD CUP
Saturday's afternoon session started with Northern Ireland against Portugal. Dolan made light work of Jose Marques, and Gurney hammered Jose de Sousa who has been pretty shit for a while, he was poor against Republic of Ireland and was equally shit in the previous euro tour...so out went Portugal and no need for a doubles match, similarly there was none needed for England as Wade and Chizzy both won their singles games with ease despite both just barely breaking the 90 average.
Then it was time for the Aussies and the Yanks, Whitlock and Lauby was a decent watch with Shitlock wiring double 18 for a 9 darter and soon led 3-0, Lauby held and took out a 170 to break and held again to take it to a last leg decider which the scruffy one won. His partner Heta beat Puleo in a game that was standard fare.
Last up was Belgium and Austria, where Huybrechts got beaten 4-1 by Mensur despite Kim averaging 108.38, Mensur averaged 107.91, was a top quality match and it looked like we would get the only doubles match of the session, with Dimitri taking on Ladyboy Rodriguez, but the prancing and dancing metrosexual was awful, both were as Rowby won 4-2 and goodbye to Belgium and no need for the doubles.
Evening session I watched on a stream that had all the audio but no commentary,so even when the pictures came from the studio and we saw Mark Webster and the bint yapping was all I heard was the audio from the crowd. It was odd but better as I was spared having to listen to certain people. The crowd were more audible and easier to understand. Krusty kicked off the night against Kciuk, with all first 6 legs going with throw before Kcuik missed a match dart for the 4-3 win and Krusty fell over the line 4-3. Hendo and Ratajski followed, and Ratajski missed 12 doubles in the first 2 legs and was soon 2-0 down, but broke right back, but again on throw he missed darts at a double and Hendo was 3-1 up throwing for the win. but Ratajski broke again but rebroke and out were the Poles, and still no doubles match. The post match interview for me was only the sound of the crowd.
Clemens and Matsuda started atrociously with both averaging in the 60s after a couple of legs, with Clemens leading 2-0, picked up as Clemens hit a few maximums and Matsuda won a couple of legs, but after missing a dart for 3-3, Clemens wrapped it up. The vastly over rated Hopp was averaging in the 50s after 2 legs against Baba from Japan who led 2-0, Hopp was averaging in the 70s by the time he was 3-0 down, and lost 4-0, proving what I always say, one of the most over rated players in the PDC, and so we got our first doubles match of the second round. Japan had darts to win every leg and were 3-1 down, the Huns were lucky as fuck, Japan lost 4-2 despite having dart to win every leg.
Hunchback and the Fossil was next, and that was a short quick one sided game, the other Lim missed multiple darts to hold in the first leg but broke back with a decent leg and took out 111 to hold for a 2-1 lead, and held for a 3-2 lead, but he was soon averaging in the 70s, and in to a deciding leg which the Dutch won and we were thankfully spared a doubles game.
Vermin came flying out of the blocks against Barauskas of Lithuania for the first leg, but missed 3 at a double in leg 2 and it was 1-1 after Barauskas broke and held for a 2-1 lead, despite averaging 16 points less. It could not last, as Price ran off the next 3 legs for a 4-2 win, averaging almost 20 points more than his opponent. Clayton started slowly and was 2-1 down and Darius missed the Bull for a 3-1 lead but got another visit and made sure to hold for a 3-1 lead, Clayton held with ease for 2-3 and Darius throwing to take the match to a decider, and Darius won it after Clayton missed the bull for a break. On to the doubles where Wales led 3-1 and Price missed a match dart, and Darius took out 116 to save the match and make it 3-2. Clayton missed double 10 for the match and Lithuania broke again, and had the throw for the match. Price hit a crucial maximum. and Barauskas made a complete fuck up of 96 and that was game over. Darius did not deserve to be on the losing side.
SUNDAY QUARTER FINALS
NORTHERN IRELAND -v-AUSTRIA
Dolan and Mensur kicked us off and it started with 4 break of throws, and Dolan managed to hold in the 5th to lead 3-2, and Mensur took it to a last leg decider and Dolan won the game on throw. Gurney took on Rodriguez and that too started off with 4 breaks of throw, and Rowby held and broke for a 4-2 win so on to a doubles game and this started with 2 breaks of throw. Austria broke in the fifth leg and led 3-3 and were throwing for the match. but Northern Ireland started with 6 perfect darts to break back for a final leg, where Rowby missed a match dart, and Dolan then missed 3 before Mensur wrapped it up.
ENGLAND -v- GERMANY
Wade and Clemens up first and started with 2 breaks before Wade held for 2-1, and broke for 3-1, and took out 130 on the bull for the win and a 101 average. Dave Dismall took on Max Jobb and showed yet again why the Hun Max is the over rated player I claim as Chizzy walloped him 4 zip and on went England. Max Jobb managed to rack up 4-0 hammerings 2 days on the trot, and Chizzy only averaged in the 80s.
WALES -v- AUSTRALIA
Price and Shitlock opened this up, and Price broke first leg and held before Shitlock held in the 3rd leg and Shitlock missed multiple darts to level the match and was 3-1 down, and Price took out 123 for the win 4-1. Heta missed 7 darts at a double but still won the first leg which was a break, Clayton woke up and broke right back and held, and three holds of throw followed so on to a last leg decider with Clayton with the darts and he took out 144 for the win, bye bye Australia.
NETHERLANDS -v- SCOTLAND
When there are 2 players on the stage and Hendo is not the ugliest of the 2 , you know things are bad.Hunchback averaging in the 80s was enough for him to go 3-0 up and the break of throw for 4-0 was hardly a surprise. In the next game Dirk broke in the first leg against Krusty and dirk should have been 2-0 up as Krusty missed countless doubles, but Krusty upped his game, broke back, held and then broke again and threw for a 4-1 win, which he got and on to a doubles match with Holland with the throw.first 2 legs went with throw and Hendo missed a dart to break, but Dirk failed also and Krusty got the break for Scotland.MVG missed 3 darts at double 10 to break back, but Krusty fucked up 56, and allowed Dirk to miss chances to break as well, before Hendo finally hit the double to hold and lead 3-1, Holland held for 2-3, Hendo missed double 12 for a 104 and the win, and Holland broke and they were throwing for the win.With Holland waiting on 60, Hendo had 64 for the win and took it out, out went hunchback which was beautiful.
"Scottish Peter Wright started crying"...this Scottish Peter Wright
SEMI FINALS
ENGLAND -v- AUSTRIA
Again I watched this on a stream with no commentary, Wade started against Mensur , but Mensur broke right away and held for a 2-0 lead averaging 113, Wade took out 116 to hold, Mensur was averaging 118 by the time the 4th leg he won to lead 3-1, although he missed 3 match darts he returned to take the win with his 5th match dart and finished with a 109 average. Chizzy broke in the first leg against Rowby, but Chizzy failed to hold his throw and was broken and England were in trouble as Rowby held for 2-1. Chizzy missed the bullfor a 121 and hold, but rowby hit the bull for a 128 and 3-1 and were throwing for the win.Chizzy missed double 10 for a 140, and Rowby took out 76 for the win bye bye Chizzys grand slam spot he would have got for a place in the final. Mensur and Rowby were now getting Slam spots.England both played well, Chizzy lost with a 104, but Austria who consists of a bangkok ladyboy and a Serbian war criminal are hardly typical Austrians, Adolf would be turning in his grave. Joking aside, they deserved it.
SCOTLAND -v- WALES
It looked like they fed Hendo to Price so English Krusty could face Clayton and go for a win in the doubles. Hendo surprisingly broke Price in the first leg and then held for a 2-0 lead,Price then held, but so did Hendo o lead 3-1 and was averaging 103. Price held with ease as he missed double 12 for a 9 darter, but took the leg to trail 2-3. Hendo has the throw, and with 140 left scored a mere 45, to leave 95, and returned and missed the bull for the win. But Hendo got another go and claimed the win over Price. Wright and Clayton started off poorly and Krusty held with ease to lead 2-1, and Clayton held with absolute ease to level.Krusty then threw a dismal leg on throw and was broken, and now Clayton was throwing for a doubles game, and missed a dart at tops for the win, but Krusty failed to take out 94, and Clayton sealed it. Woeful shit from the Clown. On to the doubles where the Taffs had the throw, but the Scots broke and with the aid of a Hendo maximum led 2-0. But Wales then with a break involved took the next 3 legs, and Scotland managed to hold to take it to a deciding leg, with Wales throwing first.Scotland had 167 and six darts for it, Wright scored 121, to leave 46, but Wales scored 140 to leave tops. Hendo had 46 for the win, a grand slam spot and all the pressure, but he held tough and took it out, was a great finish to a game.
FINAL - SCOTLAND -v- AUSTRIA
Austria were looking to be the first unseeded team to win the event and earlier that morning were still 20/1 to win it.First up was Mensur and Hendo, and Mensur a 2-1 up broke Hendo for 3-1 and there was no way back after that. At 2-1 up Wright missed double 16 for a break, but got another go, and led 3-1 and had the darts to level the tie and was on a double with Rowby back on 300. Sure enough that was it, and on to the doubles game. Austria held and then broke, and then held in a very scrappy leg for a 3-0 lead. Scotland then held and missed 4 drts to break, Austria missed 2 match darts, and Hendo sealed the break for Scotland to trail 2-3, Rowby hit a crazy 177, and after Wright missed darts to level. Rowby missed a 3rd match dart, and Hendo tied it 3-3. With Scotland waiting on tops Mensur missd 2 match darts making it a total of 5 match darts and was visibly angry. Hendo returned and sealed the win for Scotland after being 3-0 down. Mensur took on Wright knowing a defeat and it was all over. Wright had the darts and took the first leg, and when Wright broke for 2-0, Mensur looked well beaten but Wright missed 5 darts at a double and Mensur got a break of throw but right took out 156 to break and lead 3-1, and started the leg on throw for the win with a maximum but missed 2 match darts, and Mensur missed a dart to break. Wright returned and missed 3 more match darts, and Mensur broke to trail 2-3,and held for 3-3. Wright had the throw and made no mistakes and wrapped up the World Cup for Scotland.
A mention for Max Hopp, who had a tournament average in the 70s. This from an over rated player representing the home country, showing yet again he had either no talent or no bottle, either way a uber euro jobber that took advantage of so many euro tours held in Germany, and since covid, you are really seeing for the over rated player he is.
I was happy for Hendo, it clearly meant a lot to him, he put in some great performances, including beating Price in a singles game, and was happy to see him get a Grand Slam spot. Mensur also got a Slam spot, and Rowby had his prior for the euro Challenge tour win.
The biggest loser in the World Cup would have to be Chizzy, who looks like he wont be going to the slam after going out in the semis with Wade, who had already qualified twice over prior. Chizzy is going to have come through the qualifiers.
