KNOB OF THE WEEK
Following tradition where the person head of the organisation that makes the fuck ups wins the award, step forward Matt porter, head of the PDC for their appalling TV station PDC TV.
A friend of mine a while back offered me use of his PDC Tv account as he said he was sick of darts, and PDC TV was shit quality and he would not be renewing it. I thanked him for his kind offer and admittedly there was not much darts to watch in recent months and I rarely used it, but he was right, the quality of this service is abysmal, but last weekend it was a complete fiasco, If I had ever any intention of subscribing myself now my friends renewal is almost up, any desire is long gone, This weekend there was no audio at one stage, completely dead in patches, when audio did arrive the picture was gone. This continued on to Saturday as well and even Sunday where the semi finals were delayed, prompting the PDC to release this tweet., and the second tweet summed up a lot of what plenty others had to offer on the situation.
I would not be surprised if a lot of people wont be renewing their subscription, a complete joke of a service,
PDC EURO TOUR
One of the main stories from the Saturday was the 3 teenage players coming through and beating the seed, Lewis Williams beat Ratajski after winning 6 legs on the spin, Keane Barry beat Dirk van Duijvenbode. and Adam Gawlas sent Jonny Clayton out in a last leg decider.
The best game of the afternoon session was Wade and O'Connor which also went to a last leg decider with both players averaging 99. Aspinall won with a 101 average, Cullen also had a ton average in his win. MVG beat Gurney in a great game where both averaged in 3 figures.
In the game between Vermin Price and Veenstra, the little taffy manlet was getting upset the crowd was whistling and booing. When Huw Ware was trying to appear authoritative I had to laugh, I have have seen facecloths tougher than him. Colin Lloyd on comms was whining like another bitch how they should be thrown out etc, remember when we use to hear "they pay their money", If Vermin acts the cunt, the fans are going to respond, its not rocket science. Then short arses always act the victim when things are not going their way.I was delighted the pit pony valley spaz missed double 12 for the 9 darter. Jaws on comms said everyone everywhere wanted him to hit it....that's not true.What was also funny was when Price won in the interview he said he was glad he did not hit it, obviously meaning he did not want to give the crowd anything to celebrate and walked off.
On the Sunday afternoon the main story was Dolan beating the hunchback 6-5, making it now 29 comps on the trot the over rated bald prick has failed to win. Imagine there are simpletons out there who tried to tell me he was as good as Phil Taylor. Out went Wade, Cross and Aspinall, in the evening session in the last 8 Fluke Humphries disposed of Cullen, Price beat Dolan is a turgid game, Jose missed 9 match darts and it went to a deciding leg against Gawlas, and Gawlas missed a match dart before Jose fell over the line securing the win with his 11th match dart. Krusty started very poor against Bellyboy and was 3-0 down, and Krusty took out 121 but we did not see it as PDC picture went again.....abysmal service. Krusty was piss poor and sadly that meant we had to put up with Bellyboy winning....although for the second game in a row we missed the winning darts those assholes at PDC TV, gave us yet another black screen. This continued on and off and the semi finals were delayed as mentioned earlier.
Vermin Price pasted the snot out of fluke Humphries and hit a 107 average, and comps kept sucking up to fluke in case he got depressed. In the other semi I reached my level and could not take anymore of the spastic Paul Nicholson on comms, I am convinced he has autism. Bellyboy was doing his usual amateur dramatics and from what I saw looked like to be sulking every time he missed a double. Sadly the fat cunt won 7-5. He was now just a single win away from equal
ing his best ever competition win ever, in a ranking competition. He has never won a proper ranking major in his entire life, so a Euro tour would equal his previous best but Price was having none of it and came out flying and in came the towel as Vermin tore him a new asshole. Bellyboy just rolled the fat cunt when Price hit overdrive, it is almost Price knew once he started playing well the over rated self entitled cunt who tries to hide his 6 chins under a beard would do his usual collapse in a final.
With only the 2 Eurotours this year, players like Gurney look like they could miss out on the European Championships
THE PDC WORLD CUP
A meaningless comp but with fuckall else to watch bar the Modus shit I tuned in for this and up first was Latvia against Hungary, a meaningless match won with a 75 average, in the second match the Poles and Czechs served up a treat though. Poland won 5-2, with Ratajski taking out 122 for the win and Poland finished with a near 105 average, and the Czechs went out averaging almost 104. Ratajski averaged 119 on his own, but Gawlas averaged 122. Game of the competition it would be after 2 days. Gibraltar and Singapore followed and obviously the standard dropped again as it went to a last leg decider with Singapore winning, despite the team missing 18 doubles.Sweden and the USA came next, and I enjoy watching Lauby, no flies on the fucker, and the USA won easily enough and finished with a 92 average despite a load of missed doubles. Scotland dumped out an atrocious China, who had the lowest average of the entire comp, with an average of 62.12. Denmark took on the country with the most miserable people on earth in the Netherlands. Dutch played shit but still won with ease. The Danish prick who kept chewing with his mouth open lacks breeding and I won't miss looking at his mug. Krusty said after his match it was a dream come true for him to play with Hendo, and Dirk said the same, it was a dream come true, for him to play with MVG. If these guys really had these dreams and are not liars, then they have pretty shit dreams if that's what they came up with.The Laplanders of Finland took on the pit ponies of the Welsh Valleys, another meaningless boring game that just went through the motions. Then the scruffiest looking team ever, the Aussies made light work of the Italians who were almost as bad as the Chinese. 8 matches that night and only one that was a decent watch. Thankfully it was done and dusted by 9.32pm
Friday night saw the Japs get a good reception of the German crowd against Russia, then the Germans and Japs were fighting the same enemies in the last world war. No Hiroshima type choking from the Japs either as they won a poor game 5-1. Devon Petersen and Buckwheat from South Africa took on the Spanish. I was told on a forum by a mental defective that mocking hair styles was racist, seems hair is now a race, go figure, then snowflakes who claim to hate racism seem to see it everywhere, and are not happy til they seek out something they can claim is racist so they can act like they have some moral superiority. Is calling dreadlocked Shitlock a crusty scruffy cunt now racist against dreadlocks ? It was a decent enough game, that Spain should have won with ease, but due to a heap of missed doubles were 4-2 down, but came from 4-2 down to throw for the match and missed a match dart and out they went despite averaging 8 points more. The Micks took on Portugal,and oddly no one ever complained to me about racism when I use the term mick to describe fellow Irishmen, guess the white snowflakes only get upset if its non white people the butt of some humour. Moral of the story, you cannot mock a hairstyle that is racist, but can can call all Irish people micks and that's ok....go figure !
Ireland led 3-1 but Jose de Sousa woke up as the Irish went asleep, and then Portugal broke for 3-3 and in the 7th leg Ireland missed 4 darts to break, and Ireland held for 4-4 , but Portugal held for the win, another game that was a decent enough watch. I was not expecting much from Austria and the Phillipines, but wasn't that bad in comparison to some of the other games.
Northern Ireland fell over the line 5-4 against Hong Kong who produced one of the chokes of the comp. I thought it was Tony O'Shea and Bellyboy playing for Hong Kong such was the lack of bottle. Gurney celebrated like a spaz, with his tits bigger than some women bounced around. No sign of his necklace these days.
Germany and Canada was one of the games I thought would be decent enough, and Max Hopp is still one of the most over rated players who took advantage of so many German held euro tours prior to covid. In the ranking events since the fucker done nothing. Smith missed a dart to break at 3-3 for Canada, and then Campbell missed 3 darts to hold for Canada, and they were out. Both teams were hardly impressive.
England the #1 seeds and the only team with 3 personalities took on Brazil, and it was awful stuff as Portugal broke to make it 1-1 and both teams barely averaging 70. Portugal missed a dart for 3-2, and my Knob of the Week might have been switched, had England not played a truly awful team, It was not to be and England won 5-2, with an 82 average and no post match interview with Wade as usual. Last up was Belgium and Greece,who were represented by John Michael who looks 9 months pregnant with octuplets who made Wade and Chizzy seem anorexic, Michael reminds me of Adrian Lewis, and his partner looks like Andrew Gilding's older brother. The Orphan and the metrosexual from the land of kiddy fiddlers and chocolate were too strong for the plate smashers, and that was it.
I am sick to the teeth of asshole sheep all fist bumping each other because others do it, they all feel compelled to do it. Players who missed 3 darts at a double fist bumping their partner, They should be slapping the fucker if he missed 3 darts if it is really "their dream to play in this".
The fist bumping is beyond ridiculous. A true bond between 2 players would not need that superficial shit to begin with, if they were proper pros they just get up there and get on with the game. Fuck the audience and how it might seem on tv.Show me a respectful good loser and I will show you a loser.
CHALLENGE TOUR WINNERS
Both the Euro and UK challenge tours concluded last Sunday and the Euro one was won by Canadian Matt Campbell. Winning the tour has won him not only a 2 year tourcard, it also gets him a spot in the Grand Slam of Darts, and a spot in the World Championships. Matt had it wrapped up before the 12th and final event was even over such was his lead in the table.
In the UK version Jim Williams won it, despite going out early in the last event, those who could have caught him all fell when it mattered. I don't expect this cunt, or Campbell either for that matter do anything on the full tour but be there to make up the numbers.If honest unless its some young player who could go on to surprise me, both tours seemed full of ex q-school failures, over the hill past their sell by date players, county players, and inconsistent players, guess time will tell.
MUNTERS ON THE CHALLENGE TOUR
After the 12 events I thought I see how the munters fared for the entire campaign. Their earnings over the 12 events
Rachel Brooks - ZERO
Josie Paterson - ZERO
Suzanne Smith - ZERO
Corrine Hammond - £50
Anastasia Dobromyslova - £150
Lorraine Winstanley - £100
Deta Hedman - £100
Fall In SheerLuck - £350
Combined total after 12 events £750
This works out as an average of £62.50 per competition for all the Munters combined, or between the lot of them around £7.81 pence per MUNTER per competition
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MODUS NOSTALIA NIGHT
In the Modus shit last Saturday it was like nostalgia night as Bottler O Shea, Prostate hole the giggler, and Darryl Fatton, all rocked up for the modus pittance. Bottler O Shea hit 2 maximums on his throw and was lucky to win the leg in 22 darts....The Irish jobber Heneghan who makes facial expressions that looks like a duck sucking acid through a straw, missed 6 match darts and out he went. Skimming through the video on youtube I then saw Fatton who is not only obese but looked like he had trouble even walking. He took on spineless who has a belly bigger than James Wade and looks 9 months pregnant as well, but nowhere near that of the Greek John Michael, Fatton won but finished bottom in these 3 player groups so was out, I then fast forwarded until the semi finals when it was Gary Stone against Bottler, and Haines against Adams.
First up was Gary Stone with his depraved Scottish head and glasses looked like one of "The Proclaimers" on heroin and he beat bottler O Shea, who averaged in the 70s, no surprise O'Shea won nothing of note ever, and despite O'Shea coming across as a decent person his whole career will be remembered for him walking out to a song made by someone else and choking on stage. Yet as bad as Bottler O Shea was, even with his shit average he still got match darts....and obviously missed them.
In the other semi final Haines rolled over with a measly 83 average and the bearded prick won.
Then they had a 3rd place play off, which was obviously fast forwarded to the end and saw that Haines and his 87 average battered O'Shea, and Haines would join the finalists in their champions group for later down the road.
The final I decided I would watch, and it was a case of Stone shitting himself in an awful game. The jock hit one double out of 13, and had a 74 average, the other cunt finished with an 83 average, something which is his usual form, in fact this shit as so bad if it was played in Bob Potter's Salmonella Emporium it could have passed for a bdo "major". Sort of fitting end to this ever ending shit, which i believe ran all this week as well with a whole new bath of jobbers.
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SOME MICKEY MOUSE ENGLAND EVENT
There was some England darts events on this week and I could not have given less of a fuck. Seen people complain about the number of seeds in the event, but you can make a choking useless jobber a cunt a seed, it wont mean he will play any better. s"
Take a look at this star studded last 4.
