KNOB OF THE WEEK
Lets start of with the decision made this week by the PDC announcing the line up for the Nordic & Baltic Masters. They left out James Wade, the World #4, and reigning UK Open Champion who won that event only months ago. They left out Jose De Sousa, the Grand Slam Champion and runner up in this years Premier League and with his power scoring and added miscounts always a great watch. Instead they gave us Fallon SheerLuck, and called her a PDC representative. How in the blue fuck can this fucking munter be a PDC representative when she is not even a PDC player ? Yet again because of her gender, she again gets shoehorned into events where she does not deserve a spot.As I have always stated, invites should be handed out on ability, and to those that deserve them, not given out because of gender, body type, or PC box ticking. I want to make this very clear, there should be no fucking munter in any event unless they qualify in the same way any man qualifies in a UNISEX code. The word Unisex means it already caters to both genders, so giving one gender preferential treatment is the essence of sexism. If a person cannot grasp this then they are retarded. Before some simpleton cries it an exbo, sexism is never ok in a game that purports to be a sport. Shoehorning the useless players in to Ally Pally and the Slam is not right. I have read the claims, like "oh but its good for the game" and how "adding women will create buzz" etc...but lets play devils advocate for the time being, and ask the following questions about the selection of players.
1. If the PDC are so intent on having a munter in it, then why did they not go for one that actually is a PDC Player in Lisa Ashton who is a far better player, a former Womens world champion, and unlike SheerLuck capable of actually winning a tourcard something SheerLuck is clearly not able to do after failed attempts at Q-school. Why not chose a PDC women player to be the PDC representative, instead of a lesser player who is not even a fucking PDC player ?
2. If the PDC are as politically correct as they pretend to be, why are they body shaming Ashton for not being a skinny girl and being ageist to her because she is over 50. Phil Taylor was over 50, Ando Barney and many other PDC favorites were far from spring chickens and they were selected ?
3. If Ashton was in her 20s and blonde, and Sheerluck was over 50 and looked like Tommy Cooper, would SheerLuck be getting an invite ? You can bet your bollix she wouldn't be getting that invite. Ashton was left out because she is old and not a skinny dyed blonde, so don't the PDC deserve to be called out on that ?
4. What has the useless Sheerluck actually done to deserve this spot ? I have asked this question countless times on forums and not one single member an give me one example. Lets look at this munters resume and form over the last year..
The multiple Q-school failure SheerLuck has lost out to Jim Williams in the Modus online shit - Williams is also a multiple time Q-school failure
Multiple time q-school failure Sheerluck lost out on an Ally Pally spot which was won by Deta Hedman....another Q-school failure and the greatest female choker in history. Then she has the challenge tour where the multiple q-school failure plays other q-school failures, and she is 99th following Fridays challenge tour events..So what has she done to deserve a spot in a PDC Competition. Her PDC record is abysmal.
5. Is being young and blonde is now the sole criteria now for putting a preferred gender into an event ? Whatever happened to inviting people on ability, or even picking them as a thank you for what they have done in the PDC ? Now if your birth cert says female and you weigh under 140 pounds and dye your hair blonde you might have a shot of being picked for a PDC event, so how is that "good for the game" ?
6. If the world #4 and current UK Open champion Wade is not worthy to be picked, and current Grand Slam Champions and Premier League finalist Jose De Sousa is not worthy to be picked, then why is Ando in it if he done even less, let alone having some munter in it. ? This is another question that the ass kissers cannot seem to answer. What has the whiny Scot done to deserve a spot ?
Amazing how munters cry how they want equality, but the same cunts go silent about equality when they get preferential treatment. Where is Sheerluck speaking out now about equality now that she is been given preferential treatment ? Instead the beak faced hypocrite has the audacity to call those pointing out her hypocrisy on social media as "haters"., when a lot of women are complaining about his inclusion, are they haters too ? This jobber munter has no problem with inequality and blatant sexism when it suits her. I lay the blame for all this on Matt Porter the stereotypical face of today's sickening pc brigade who don't give a flying fuck about rewarding those that deserve it, by picking her. All this soft looking prick cares about is portraying an image of political correctness, whilst he shits on his own top players. This is the same asshole that created a whole series for munters in a code that is already unisex, that is how much of a crawler this guy is turning in to.
Before the news even broke, the previous front page on the PDC Website was a topic how Devon Petersen was looking forward to the Euro tour,good for him, but guess that is another coincidence that the only person they interviewed prior to 48 players taking part in the Hungarian darts Trophy was the sole black player in it....tell me again that is a coincidence and not some pc agenda.
There is a clique in the DC and its sickening. For years we seen how certain players would always get preferential treatment, like that sugar dodging adulterer and compulsive liar Barney. Look how many times he got invite after invite to the Premier League despite not winning a ranking TV Major since 2007...yes 2007. Every year the sweaty liar would go on about "next year I intend to do the full tour", and when he got his PL spot he would then pull out of events. this happened for years, until he had his strop and resigned his card, thinking he would make more on the exbo circuit, and thankfully covid put paid to that for the lazy prick.
Now we have that Scottish whiny prick Gary Anderson becoming the new Barney, who in winter tells the fans how he will do the full tour in the new year, and then promptly withdraws citing how he does not want to travel.....he is not going to the euro tours now, and that is fine, he can lie to his fans all he wants, his fans are imbeciles anyway, Ando can change his mind and not want to travel to Europe for Euro tours, that is fine but yet he has no trouble attending this Nordic Masters, suddenly travel is not an issue. How come his spot did not go to Wade or chizzy...oh wait...the same Wade and Chizzy who in recent years were unjustly left out of the Premier leagues because they were not in the clique ?
I can picture Matt Porter dictating to someone like Rod Harrington at Matchroom HQ. I could imagine a conversation like this :
On the plus side the backlash to her the 2 faced hypocrite being selected is there is a lot of people complaining across social media and it seems to have backfired on the PDC. She has got a "lucky draw" too, what a surprise, however should she lose first round, it will only serve to highlight how ridiculous it was to select her in the first place. She might have had the drunken brit simpletons boo her opponents back in 2019 at Ally Pally, but hopefully the Danish crowd boo the shit out of her and we will see if booing is an issue now, since it was not a problem when they booed her opponents at ally Pally. I have already seen countless people wanting her to lose first round...way to go Matt Porter.
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MODUS, MASON, CYCLOPS & JOBBERS
Remember last week when I mentioned how coke snorting 2 legged pit pony Richie Burnett hit a 9 darter in the online shit and Modus spammed social media with it, even though Burnett lost the game, well this week the modus shit saw another 9 darter, this time by the bearded prick with zero principles, the man that went crawling to Barry Hearn for the PDC coin. What Modus failed to mention when they hyped the 9 darter in the first leg of his match with the Telescope Inspector Jamie Cave-In, was how lost the match as well, he even failed to hold throw in one leg despite having 21 darts.
The bearded spinless cunt was in a group with 2 Irish farmer, a cyclops ,a jock and the ultimate jobber Tom Baughan....the quintessential jobber - his averages this week up to Thursday in the 20 games he played
1. 78.48
2. 76.44
3. 79.97...he won with this......beating Martin Adams
4. 78.32
5. 78.58
6. 76.22
7. 78.70
8. 81.29
9. 77.62
10. 63.68
11. 75.00......he won with this beating Martin Adams
12. 67.75
13. 80.55
14. 65.13
15. 74.75.
16. 79.71
17. 79.87....won this game 4-1
18. 79.91
19. 81.72
20. 74.22....he won this game 4-0 with a 74 average, against the telescope inspector. who averaged. 49.04
Speaking of prostate hole the giggler, when the spineless prick hit the 9 darter, Chris Mason was having a dig at forum members earnings. This is the same sad pathetic cunt who cried about Phil Taylor being "materialistic" before Taylor raped him on tv and the ex con came crawling back to apologize to Taylor. Remember this is an online event where the likes of Cave-In the Cyclops who once boasted of his income, is now whoring himself out for pittance in the online shit for the pleasure of degenerate gamblers and averaging in the 40s !!! .Mason said some "forum members don't make 7k in a year". I normally like Mason on comms, but his comments like this only serves to make him a cunt.There is nothing more pathetic from a player that has won nothing of note go on about the money they earned. Mason has done it, Mardle has and so has Cave-In. You never see them go on about their Trophies so you ? you know why ? cos they won fuck all in their careers.
So with that in mind and how Mason he likes to belittle forum members and their income I went on to a forum where he is a member and asked on open forum how much money he made from June 2003 to June 2004 in that year he was in prison. Oddly he never replied.....go figure. Even gimpy Barrie Bates has won more career earnings than Chris Mason.
MUNTERS ON THE CHALLENGE TOUR
The Challenge tour continued early on Friday and now have completed 8 events. I decided to check out how all the munters have done over the 8 events and how much they have earned.
AFTER 8 EVENTS
Rachel Brooks - ZERO
Josie Paterson - ZERO
Suzanne Smith - ZERO
Corrine Hammond - ZERO
Anastasia Dobromyslova - £100
Lorraine Winstanley - £100
Deta Hedman - ZERO
Fall In SheerLuck - £200
Combined total after 8 events £400 - This works out as an average of £50 per competition combined or to put it plainly an overall average of roughly £6.25 pence per MUNTER per competition.
Fall In SheerLuck in now down to 99th in the rankings, in fact if you add in that there are almost another 100 players in the Euro challenge tour that have earned more than her, plenty more with the same money but better leg difference she is below 200th in the combined challenge tour and this is the hypocrite jobber invited to a PDC event out of gender preferential treatment, who has the audacity to call people haters if they dare to criticize her selection. For that hypocrisy alone the beak deserves Knob of the Week. I detest 2 faced people.
PDC EURO TOUR
This was as bleak as I expected it to be on the opening day, although not as horrific as day one of the Gibraltar tour which is usually the worst in terms of attendance. The afternoon session was poor enough but did enjoy the drama in the Murnan and home qualifier Vesgo game. The Magyar missed 2 match darts for the win. Marc Almond Noppert pulled out as the poor cunts dad died, giving Willie O' Connor a bye and he needs it. Hopefully he can beat Wade and earn enough to qualify for the European championships as O'Connor seems to be in free fall.Game of the night was Fatpot and Bradley brooks, at 4-4 and Fatpot waiting on tops to break, Brooks took out 124 on the Bull to hold and it went to an 11th leg, where Brooks missed a match dart for a 152 finish, Fatpot missed 2 match darts, and Brooks missed 3 match darts, and Fatpot blew another 3 match darts before Brooks wrapped it up.Fatpot out with almost a ton average. Beaton & John Michael was another decent watch
Roll on tomorrow when the seeds rock up and the standard and the crowd improve.
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TOMMY THOMPSON, HIS LAPDOG & LIES.
Some mickey mouse England darts shit is coming up on the 10th of September,and I read how the prize fund was reduced, but T and his gimps released this poster.
My initial thoughts when I saw the poster was this "record breaking" alluded to the number of entries, which would beg the question , if true and it is record breaking entries, then surely the prize fund should increase not decrease. A logical assumption right ? But as it transpires, its not the record number of entries ever, in fact its less entries than the last time this comp was held in 2019 so that is understandable if the prize fund is lower.
So what why was "record breaking" written on the special needs looking poster ?
Well this was posted on facebook by TT.
The people running amateur darts never cease to make me laugh.
