Friday, October 15, 2021


PDC WORLD GRAND PRIX FINAL

The stupid bint and only there in the studio to tick pc boxes as she is thick as pigshit uttered the nonsensical and retarded statement that"jonny could win a third major this year". Really ? What are the other 2 majors ? A non ranking invitational exbo and the masters ?
They are hardly "majors". How in the blue fuck can invitational non ranking events be a Major ?

The final I enjoyed, and whilst Clayton fully deserved his 2 set lead, that 3rd set where Clayton took out 170 and 164 finishes with Price waiting on doubles for the set was a kick in the balls and at 3-0 down and it going to a 5th leg in the 4th set, it was a case of no way back, and Clayton missed the bull for the set, but Vermin deserved the set. I thought Vermin would come out firing but it was the opposite as he went 4-1 down. In set 6 with Vermin missing tops for a 148 and Clayton taking out 152, Vermin just shook his head again at the finishing of Clayton who wrapped it up with another ton plus checkout.. Price played very well in some sets, but Clayton was the deserved winner and he is now up to 7th in the world.
Clayton said of the win when asked about his third title of the year said it was "the one that counts", which clearly shows he rates this higher than any mickey mouse Masters or invitational exbo that is the Premier league. The comms can spout all the bullshit they like calling every comp a major, but the top players know what the real majors are. To me there are 4 bonafide Majors. The Worlds, Matchplay, Grand Prix and UK Open, all proper ranking events.
Clayton became the 22nd PDC player to win one of the four proper majors. The full list  (number in brackets is PDC World titles)


46 - Phil Taylor (14
13- Michael van Gerwen (3)
6 - James Wade
4 - Gary Anderson (2)
3 - Adrian Lewis (2)
3 - Raymond van Barneveld (1)
3 - Peter Wright (1)
2 - John Part (2)
2 - Rob Cross (1`)
2 - Gerwyn Price (1)
2 - Rod Harrington
2 - Colin Lloyd
2 - Robert Thornton
1 - Dennis Priestley (1)
1 - Nathan Aspinall
1 - Larry Butler
1 - Jonny Clayton
1 - Peter Evison
1 - Daryl Gurney
1 - Roland Scholten
1 - Dimitri Van den Bergh
1 - Alan Warriner


THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS
With so many of the so called top players having a disastrous Grand Prix they needed to make a mark. Then there were those that were falling down the rankings like Rob Cross who was now down to 24th in the world, just below Gurney and Durrant, and then there were those on the periphery looking to get back in the top 16 like Shitlock, and he opened the event and went out right away, Huybrechts lost , and gone went his chance of getting back in the top 32. Going the right direction was Fluke Humphries who is now a win away from overtaking durrant and taking the #20 spot, and because of Clayton's failure to qualify, Jose de Sousa regained the #7 spot and won his first game to extend his lead. Joe Cullen extended his lead in #13 over Bunting who failed to qualify. Mensurs win helped stop his rot and he now was up to #28.
Gawlas moved up 19 places to 95th with his win, Wade extended his lead over Dimitri and Gando after he the Selecta's pet lodger and asshole who acted like a prick. Aspinall got a decent win against Merv King, and Asp who is now 10th, stretched his lead over Chizzy in 11th. The obese self entitled prick Bellyboy led 3-0 and throwing for 4-0, but lost the game to the scruffy Searle which pleased me no end. Sadly MVG won and looked something like his old best, Vermin Price won as expected, and Hector Cake Heta beating the German jobber Clemens and Heta moved up 5 spots and is now #32
The draw looks unbalanced thanks mainly to only 2 qualifying events, and Wade now plays MVG in round 2, and the winner plays Price if he beats Gawlas.
Noppert against Searle looks another great game.

The third quarter looks bleak however , where one of Hempel, Borland, Mensur or Cullen is addured of a semi final spot...still I am sure if it is Cullen he will find a way to choke as well.
With Bellyboy thankfully gone my only wish other than some decent games, is for Hunchback to go out early, hopefully to Wade or if not that then to Price.

KNOB OF THE WEEK  

11 days after going out first round in a proper major in the Grand Prix to Rob Cross, Krusty followed it up Thursday losing first round again in a televised comp to Florian Hempel and an 86 average. The Krusty fans will tell you he was defending nothing in this comp, but seem to omit the painted spaz was the reigning champion from last year. I admit a lot of the top 10 with the exception of Price are either out of form, lazy cunts like ando, or deluded cunts with inflated egos like Bellyboy who thinks he will win a major. However Wade, MVG,Jose, and even Cross all got back to winning ways in the past 2 days, where as Krusty got worse.Also the Grand Slam is approaching where he is defending £65k from being runner up in 2019.


OTHERS:

Adam Smith Neale, it is hardly surprising a person with a double barrel name acts the cunt, the Selecta's pet lodger who it seems has a habit of borrowing money and not paying it back if social media is to be believed, and who had his leg broken when the boyfriend of a girl he was chatting up threw him down a stairs that fucked up his leg, where Des the liar said "he fell over a kerb" started his tactics again on the oche against Wade. Here is another deluded fantasist that because he won some worthless 2 bit mickey mouse comp in a depleted field that only contained absolute shit and selected pub players in a now thankfully dead BDO, he thought he was something special. Even Wade who was dogshit could take advantage of his meager 87 average. The way he was celebrating you would think he was in a world final averaging 110 plus. a truly odious cunt.

Glen Durrant is 20th as I type this, and Fluke Humphries is a win away in this comp from overtaking Durrant, Cross is 2 wins away, and Durrant is defending 40k at the upcoming Grand slam, and an early first round exit could see him slump to  around 30th, and that is not counting players champs upcoming he is defending money from 2 years ago in.

Ryan Searle must have been reading forums as it seemed last night he actually washed his hair for the first time this century

 Bellyboy smith, I must admit I take great joy in seeing this entitled prick go out early in events, lets see the new Andy Fordham cry when he is not picked for the next Premier League , the deluded self centered cunt


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To those who wanted me to speak about the WDF horseshit happening at Bob's slum, my knowledge on this is minimal, and my interest at the moment is even less. I have no idea about ticket prices, if they hoodwinked any TV company to show this shit, no idea if they are having a munter comp, and if so what are the rules if Sheerluck can play in this and Ally Pally.
Same applies for the Modus Online shit, MAD Darts and their ridiculous belts etc. I have zero interest in even checking whats going on.

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Another new Darts forum started this week, Unlike many other forums where moderators treat members like morons with swear filters, overbearing moderators who are usually defective cunts like Scottish midgets, deserted husbands, Yankee spastics or degenerate gamblers etc, dumps with double standards, etc or forums where admins of 2 separate forum are chicken shit cunts who shit themselves at the pensioner and cuck, Wayne Williams the husband of popcorn teeth paid them a visit. One moderator spent weeks telling members how he feared no one, played the hardman on his forum, but shat himself when Wayne knocked at his door, he was so afraid, he not only refused to answer the door with the pensioner at it, he even called the cops the wimpy forging cunt. When you ask him about it the posts are deleted, or if too many see it he refuses to answer it either way.
This new forum has no swear filters, no asshole moderators who get upset with slagging or piss taking, so I am sure the people who cry constantly about on forums that I should be banned, but also complain when I don't post, and seem obsessed with me cos they miss my posts will be joining up so they can get offended, which is what they want, and can send emails to the hosts to cry and try have it closed down.. Forum Here : FORUM
 
 til next week...

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