THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS
Saturdays afternoon session saw Cross beat Dolan which meant a jump in the rankings for Cross of 2 places, to 22nd, Noppert was up as high as 15th after scruffy Searle collapsed against him, Cullen extended his lead in 13th spot after disposing of the annoying Borland. Jose extended his small lead over Clayton to remain 7th, In the Saturday evening session, Aspinall's win over Hector Cake Heta meant the Asp was up to 9th, shoving Bellyboy down to 10th. Vermin was 2 legs down and won 10 out of the next 11 and romped home against Gawlas. MVG was not great but Wade was utter shit, and hopefully the hammering he got might make the bi-polar wannabe mechanic get his lazy fat arse and gut into gear for the upcoming comps. Mensur beat Hempel in a last leg decider in a great watch and put a stop to his free fall down the rankings and was now back up to #28.
In the quarters Asp's win over Noppert in a great watch meant he extended his lead over Bellyboy. MVG played the best I have seen in almost a year and was still lucky to beat Price in another belter, with MVG closing the gap on Wright, for the time being. Rob Cross's win over Jose took him back up another 3 places to 19th, and put Durrant down to 21st and Mensur, like Cullen beat Mensur.
In the semis Asp came from 7-1 down to 9-9 against Hunchback and missed tops to break to throw for the match, but did go to a last leg decider, sadly Hunchback with the darts won it.
It tells you how much of a choker Cullen is that when he was 5-0 down in a semi final at the break no one was really surprised, as it was like Bellyboy, Chizzy, Ian Shite, a case of when he loses not if he loses. Even still I thought he would not go 9-0 down before getting a leg on the board. Cross's win jumped him another 4 places and was now up to 15th, from 24th before it started.In the final Cross led 9-4, and had a match dart at 10-7 up, but got another 2 in the next leg and only needed one. Always delightful to see that fat rubber faced hunchback Shrek looking prick get turned over even if it was a miserable final. As for Cross who started the week outside the top 20, he is now 11th, pushing Chizzy down to 12th.
WORLD SERIES OF DARTS
Qualifier held for this last Monday with the 4 spots up for grabs, the top 2 seeds Rob Cross who had overtaken Chizzy and by right earned the spot anyway in the finals by order of merit and Ryan Searle pulled out. Some of those that were beaten well and/or early were Durrant, Bunting, Gurney, Whitlock, and White. The 4 qualifiers were Merv King, Hubrechts, Kuivenhoven and Zonneveld. Only one of them is not your usual English or Dutch player. The draw for this was made on Monday and no surprise Hunchback and Price got easy draws again.
SUPER SERIES 7
TUESDAY : Was watching the scoring in the Aspinall game and saw the 9 darter score popped up, and Aspinall lost the match with a 113 average, it was the 3rd highest losing average on record in a PDC event. The event was won by the mutant Dimitri. I believe it was his first title since the Matchplay, showing he performs better in empty rooms than he does with crowds or against Munters. Oddly Rydz also hit a 9 darter in his match with Fatpot Lewis which again by pure chance I happened to be viewing the scores on darts connect. I was happy to see Fatpot go on a bit of a run to the final.
WEDNESDAY : By the time the last 16 was over every player in the top 16 was gone. It was won by Arthur Scargill in a poor final.One of those days where all the top players threw shit or met each other early and we got the upset result. Meanwhile Durrant who was raped again announced he had pulled out of the remaining events.
THURSDAY: Hunchback continued his slump, this time exiting to Daryl Gurney, who then lost to Searle. The last time hunchback won a ranking PDC title of any kind was November 23rd of last year, Madars reached a semi final and hit a live 9 darter but lost to Rob Cross,the eventual winner who beat Searle in the final.
FRIDAY: The final was contested by the Smiths, with Bellyboy winning and heaven knows why I was miserable as Bellyboy won which no doubt will have the fat cunt convinced he should be in the Premier League, for winning the most basic floor comp in an arena with no fans is about his level. But he did win, something MVG is still unable to do,
KNOB OF THE WEEK
Some people suggested I would miss the BDO, as their demise would end the many years of unintentional comedy, I however knew MAD, UKDA, WDF etc would provide the same levels of stupidity, ignorance, etc as it was basically the same morons involved. I did have a little more, if not much, faith in the WDF not to repeat the litany of fuck ups the BDO had done, but seems the little faith I had in them was misplaced.
Last weekend at the WDF British Open which by the name itself is almost an oxymoron, the munter's were already playing their games when it was stopped cos of a fuck up in the draw so it was re done with a new draw and the games removed, and yet they still managed to fuck it up and had to have a second redraw.Now before some whiny prick complains its not the fault of the WDF but the organisers, when fuck ups happen under the PDC banner they get the blame as does the WDF in this case.
Then in a typical case of double standards Bo Selecta took to social media to complain about the fuck up of the draw...her of all people to complain about bad organisation is something else. This ogre has some audacity when her own cunt of a husband re-did draws in the BDO to aid her. Speak about selective memory. I don't recall her citing bad organisation then when her husband was fucking up draws trying to rig it for her, in fact she got very defensive and abrupt when defending her useless cunt of a husband who eventually killed the BDO.
Meanwhile the Honey monster Beau Greaves who won in the last 32 was reported to have pulled out of the event, I like most presumed it was another case of her trying to avoid the streamed boards, which itself is mentally retarded and why enter the comp in the first place. However it then transpired she was in the bog with a nosebleed and wanted to continue but her opponent Roz Bulmer would not permit the time delay and claimed the game. Stay classy ! Harsh on Beau if true about the nosebleed, guess we should be thankful it was not Snoz SheerLuck with the nosebleed, that place would be like a swamp.
Dan Dawson : A mention for the ever increasing fat mutant who made one of the most retarded statements on live television after an interview with MVG on the oche after Rob Cross beat him in the European championships final, After hunchback ran his mouth and made excuses for his defeat, Dawson finished the interview and uttered this phrase "Ladies and Gentleman, you've just been inside the mind of a winner. Your runner up, Michael van Gerwen". What fucking winner ?
Paul Nicholson : the arsehole who muttered nonsense all week, but the ones that irritated me the most was when for example when Aspinall played searle in a semi final in the players champs and he said "Aspinall wants to win and reach the final". Really ? A player in a semi final wants to win ? Thanks for that incredible insight, we would have never known until you told us ya fucking idiot ! He told us its almost 2 years since he started doing comms on the pro tour and 5 years doing Euro tours, its a sure sign of how awful he is when it seems like its longer. Thank fuck for foreign language streams.
Michael van Gerwen : This deluded fuck who claimed last weekend everyone fears him....cunt is now 36 ranking comps on the trot without a victory. His only comp this entire year was a non ranking invitational exbo in Denmark and then he only beat a fucking munter and ended up sobbing like a bitch.
THE PREMIER LEAGUE
As usual this time of the year, social media starts picking their players for the glorified invitational non ranked tv exbo. What I enjoy more than the PL is how the PDC & Sky TV show themselves up, contradict themselves, and simply try use any excuse to shoehorn in their preferred players and omit better players to fit their biased agenda.
For example I once remember Barney had won absolutely nothing of note or at least ranked, and was then later in the World Cup and dragged to a win, and months later Sky and the PDC used the non ranking invitational World Cup win as reason to involve him in the Premier League citing he "won a tv tournament". By that logic would that would mean John Henderson who won the world Cup this year with Peter Wright should be in the Premier League right ?
Should he be in the Premier League for that ? Of course not, then neither should have been Barney back then. I remember Paul Nicholson winning a TV comp and not being invited in to the Premier League. Remember Wade who was a former winner and a top 10 player moving up the ranking and a semi finalist in the PL the previous year being dumped out, for "medical reasons". Putting aside the fact Uncle Barry is not a doctor, how come they left out Wade for health reasons but selected a diabetic prick in Barney who spent the entire campaign complaining he felt tired, had no energy, put in one pitiful performance after another , yet where were the PDC doctors then to worry about his health reasons when he was picked undeservedly ?
As it stands by the made up rules of the PDC the top 4 qualify automatically for the PL, and with Wade currently barely hanging on to 4th place ahead of Dimitri, and Wade defending more in the Grand Slam and PCF, its possible Wades 4th spot will be long gone by the time the World championships is over, but he is the reigning UK Open champ, a proper ranking TV Major, so surely even the PDC cannot leave him out now. Cross has won the European champs, and whilst not one of the Majors, it is a tv ranked comp and its timing is beneficial.
I will be curious to see if the PDC/Sky decide to contradict themselves and omit tv comp winners, when in the past used it to select players that were in their little clique. I personally could not care if Wade is selected or not, I really don't care who they pick but I do like pointing out their hypocrisy and double standards and disregard for their own rules when it suits them.
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Take a look at this post from an arse kisser of Durrant who thinks Durrants 85 average in the World Series of darts qualifier, where Kai Fan Leung raped him 5-0 was "vintage"
It is clearly evident to anyone that even thinks he is a fan of the game that the over rated Durrant is not improving but getting worse. Actual things like statistics back up this point. He was raped both days he played in the Super Series 7, averaging barely 70 and 74 in the second day.These performances are worse than Mondays. As I stated before the "covid" excuse does not fly as players who got it before him , and after him are performing better. His throw is fucked, and was fucked looking and his form was dipping before covid, in fact his form goes back to when he won the worst premier leagues final night in history, but why let things like the truth get in the way from the spastics kissing his arse.
