MUNTER SERIES
I looked at some of the names in this comp....seriously there was 2 players called Neylon and Stockings. There was even a a Badger and a Brooks, but they almost all shared one common trait, they were shit. Just some of the results last Saturday
48.88 Shelly Price 4-0 Mandy Smith 47.95
49.45 Laura Patton 4-1 Leanne Palmer
42.11 Phonsawan Whillis 4-2 Jane Biggs 37.43
39.93 Mem Martin 4-3 Sarah Milkowski 37.25
49.13 Courtney Hine 4-1 Louise Stockings 39.06
46.63 Michelle Binns 4-2 Jo Moore 36.96
44.18 Caroline Breen 4-2 Jane Biggs 39.46
43.91 Laura Patton 4-1 Vikki Jolley 39.05
46.60 Leanne Palmer 4-0 Lisa Dunford 34.72
47.53 Tracy North 4-1 Sarah Milkowski 44.67
48.66 Jan Robbins 4-2 Louise Pearson 49.92
This is not a case of one deluded munter turning up and throwing utter shit believing they are some type of player, this is a whole slew of deluded cunts chucking the sort of shit that would have people laugh at you in my local if you threw shit like that and told people you were thinking of playing in a PDC event.
Mem Martin won a game with an average in the 30s for fucks sake. Other than sucking up for political correctness, what in the blue fuck do these horrors offer the game, in fact they are more damaging to the game, some of these deluded people need a wake up call.
Look at the list, its not just one munter, there is around 20 of them averaging constantly in the 40s and under. I thought Sunday will be better, after all most of the deluded might eventually realize they are dogshit and fuck off, but no, they hauled their deluded holes back for the Sunday where it was just as bleak, thankfully I watched none of it, and judging by the stats it was a wise decision.
Imagine my surprise when Sheerluck won the first event, Ashton won the second beating...wait for it...that's right Sheerluck, guess who was in the third final ? Thats right Sheerluck and Ashton and Sheerluck returned the compliment and won the third event
Both were now qualified for Ally Pally, and Sheerluck in the Grand slam,and almost certain Ashton would join her, which she did, so why they needed to have a whole 12 events to get the results we all knew we were going to get was utterly pointless. On Sunday Ashton drew Sheerluck in the quarters in event 10, with Ashton winning again, and surprise surprise won the event,despite it being her 7th day on the trot playing darts, with the GSoD qualifier, super series 7 and 3 events a day for the munter series
In event 11, the worlds greatest ever choker Deta Hedman beat Ashton,and even made the final, but somebody had to make the final to lose to Sheerluck, afterall Ashton and Sheerluck won the first 10 events between them, so why would event 11 be any different ? In event 12, Ashton went out early,. maybe she was tired of playing 3 comps a day at her age, and with Sheerluck having fucked off home early, we got a comp win for some other munter, think it was Suzuki.
So I ask again , what was the point of this whole worthless series of events, it proved absolutely nothing we did not already know, that Ashton and Sheerluck are the exceptions rather than the rule, and they are the only 2 munters on the planet capable of living with the lower ranked men in the PDC, the female versions of Mark McGeeney.
The PDC streamed the game between Wilkinson and Meadwell, where all those tuning in to watch PDC darts saw a 64 dart leg....that is not a typo, a 64 dart leg. How is showing these deluded cunts on tv good for the game ? It does more damage, its a joke, someone needs to tell these stupid cunts they are not good enough, instead they listen to assholes like Mardle and believe the munters game has a place alongside the men. This shit is awful. The munter that won the 64 dart leg won the match with a 40.9 average....her opponent averaged 34.21. On the Saturday one munter won a leg with 59 darts....and in the same game won a leg with 56 darts...that's just her darts not her opponents total added, just hers. Her opponent won the match with an average in the 30s. I dare anyone tell me this shit is worth promoting, never mind showing live on a stream. I am all for equality, but these deluded cunts are not equal with anyone, I see better in my local.
That leg above was the second best leg in the match, the leg before it was a 64 darter. thankfully the stats are available for anyone that doubts me.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
How did Thunder Thighs Turner get on ? you know, the munter that runs her dick licker on Sky giving her expert opinion on the game ? lets see, she won over the 12 events a grand total of....drumroll..... £1500, an average of a measley £125 per comp. She could not even finish in the top 8 of the munters table to earn free entry to Q school, in fact she could not even finish in the top 10 ffs and still pocketed more out of this munter series than she did in any other comp she has played in her life. Yet she thinks she is in a position to give advice to male players Ally Pally playing for half a million first prize.. Thats like tv hiring me to commentate on champions league football and offer advice to Ronaldo cos I played left back for my local team. Get ta fuck.
But the icing on the cake was her comments, when she stated
Firstly darts is not a sport, its game, or will someone tell me obese cunts like Fordham was an athlete ?
Secondly this closing of the gap the deluded cunt imagines will happen is the exact opposite of what is happening, in fact the gulf has never been greater, the standard is NOT getting better, and apart from Sheerluck and Ashton the munters have not improved not now not ever.
Fall-in Sheerluck won a total of 7 matches in her entire history at the Bob potter Lakeshite munter comedy festival, let alone won one, and she was not on the par with Deta Hedman and Mikuru Suzuki only a couple of years ago. Now she has joined Ashton in being far ahead of every other munter.
When Thunder Thighs says the standard is improving, it has only improved for 2 of them, the rest have not improved, in fact you can say some have got even worse, Hedman is still a choker, Suzuki has regressed, the likes of Winstanley and Hammond's game are no better now than they were a few years back, so take this bullshit about munter darts being better than ever, cos its a lie, its just 2 munters are better than the rest, and even then those 2 are no better than some bloke ranked outside the top 64 in the male game. Butt hurt pc cunts can cry this is sexist if that eliviates their little tears, but it won't alter the truth. The likes of Thunder thighs spouting her bullshit that idiots just accept without question is why the PDC can bullshit people who will swallow anything.
Here is another thing people seem to have confusion understanding, is because some one might be the most popular munter in darts, it does not equate that she is by the same rationale the best munter player. Sheerluck is more popular than Ashton because the PDC have singled her out and forced her hype down the throats of fans. Sheerluck is not in her 50s like Ashton , nor look like Myra Hindlay which Ashton does these days. Ask yourself this, if the PDC cared about munter Darts, why have they not pushed Ashton before now ?, how come she got no World Series invite when she won a tourcard ?
Yet along comes a munter who failed to win a tourcard, not once, but twice jobbed at q-school, who just happens to be young and blonde but they push her and ignore the older woman with a tourard..so who are the real cunts with double standards ?
Ashton has 4 womens world titles, yet Sheerluck has not a single one, in fact she has only reached the one final and was beaten in that by Ashton.
so why was Ashton not hyped when she won a tourcard ? Amazing how a q-school failure, without a single munter world title who just happens to be young and blonde gets the hype ? You wont see the fat cunts like Phil Barrs who think they are journalists ask the PDC why they are ageist or why Ashton did not get the same treatment despite having done more in the munters game ? Nah, fat cunts like that would be afraid to rock the boat in case they could not suck up more in the future. As I have said before, these munter series are just front to hoodwink gullible simpletons in to thinking they really care about the munter game, when they only care about one player who will get them media attention, that's all it is. If Sheerluck got a nosebleed and drowned, does anyone think the PDC would bring back the munter series next year ?
Then we come to the mentally retarded cunt Wayne mardle who despite has his feelings hurt by me and blocks me on twitter thinking I wont be told of his retarded utterings, he spouted this crap. The sick part I think he actually believes it, then you could write his entire knowledge of the game on the bk a stamp and there would be still room for his list of titles...oh wait.
His challenger for the most retarded cunt on PDC comms Paul Nicholson ran his mouth on it also and did his sucking up in the sporting life to fill up space.
Then there is the Dutch commentator and full blown imbecile Jaques Nieuwlaat who is so brainwashed and retarded came out with this mental illness.
Here is a novel idea, instead of making bigger trebles, why dont the munters just get fucking better ?
Its not a fucking sport, the munters are not at some physical disadvantage. Some of these obese vile whales are bigger and fatter than the men. The more the PDC and its idiotic ass rimming supporters keep buying this pc bullshit the more of a chance it will turn the genuine fans off, and have those that haven't switched it off, only look forward to see munters lose quicker. They will start to alienate their own fans in some puerile effort to appease fucktards.Tell me Jacques you spastic, what happens when a man plays a munter, would they play on 2 different boards ?.
WORLD SERIES OF DARTS
You get an idea of how much I dislike the obese and entitled prick Bellyboy when I was wanting the Belgian orphan to beat him, and despite The Orphan missing 3 match darts Bellyboy did his customary choke job and out went the entitled overrated prick. Seemingly ITV mentioned that the winner of Ratajski and Clemens would play the munter at least 8 times, so thank fuck I was watching the RTL feed and spared that when the Pole won.
Hendo looked like he lost weight everywhere bar his head and belly jobbed to Kuivenhoven. Merv King who seems to have found the weight Hendo lost deservedly beat the useless and lazy cunt Wade. Merv played some great stuff and was averaging 117.42 at 5-0 up almost 30 point more than the bi polar prick.It only took 30 years and a non ranking event against a lazy prick with a terrible attitude over a short distance, but we might have seen the mythical Merv King "A-game".
It would not be a tv comp without Dave Dismal doing his usual choke job, and sure enough we were treated to it, as his opponent Zonneveld acted like a total cunt acting cocky with an 88 average dumping out the St Helens simpleton. Dirk beat JdZ in an all Dutch meet up, and speed jobber Vinny surprisingly won 6 of the last 7 legs against Aspinall to claim a win. However the hopes of a dutch sweep ended when Jose sent Marc Almond Noppert packing.
All I want now is for VG to go out and I will be happy.
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I know some MAD nonsense was on tonight but I simply could not be bothered with it.The same washed up jobbers, q-school failures as that Modus online shit, speaking of which it seems Spineless Adams, the bitter liar,. and abandoned cunt was invited back yet again. I read on Tuesday he played 5 and lost 5, and finished bottom after 3 days...and still got another go on Thursday and Friday, and jobbed again. You would think after the prostate hole cunt was involved in that game with the sugar dodger Barney and the supposed match fixing they would fuck the cunt out, but no, he gets invite after invite, played more games than anyone, and no surprise he holds the record for the most defeats, I guess Modus must think he is a name attraction....how sad is that.
