MONDAY
Andy Hamilton in his game with Josh Payne on open throw hit a score of 3, with 3 single ones, in fact it was 4 ones on the trot if you count the last dart on the previous visit, his next 3 darts were a maximum.He too was averaging 76 like Durrant, Rob Dross went out to the fat farmer averaging 80.
On the other scale, Wade,Dolan, De Sousa and Dobey averaged over 106, with Barney averaging 115. By the time the last 64 was over Ando, Krusty, Wade, Bellyboy, Cross, and Cullen were all out
Bellyboy at 5-5 with Hopp shits himself when Hopp hits a maximum, and misses the big 17 for a shot of the bull, and out he went the over rated choker. Price met MVG in the last 8, and MVG was 5-2 up averaging 111, and proceeded to buckle yet again. Over a year since his last comp win. Price would meet Bunting in the semi final. In the other Jose De Sousa was playing Dimitri, which Dimitri won. Bunting beat Price , and then beat Dimitri in the final. It was his first comp of any kind for over FIVE YEARS and this was the guy some thought was the third best player in the world when he switched. Bunting also became the 13th different comp winner in the 21 comps this year. Make no mistake, MVG in his slump is better for the game.
TUESDAY
Ratajski who had every opportunity to overtake the likes of Durrant and others continued his appalling form and lost first round, Wright also went first round as did Cullen, Aspinall, and Dimitri, and Durrant lost again although averaged 89 ten points more than the day before and managed to win a single leg this leg this time. Ando came from 5-2 down to win 6-5 against Jake Jones. Noppert hit a 9 darter against Atkins, and Atkins hit one back in the 6th leg, game won by Noppert with a 110 average. when Wade lost in the last 32, the only other players in the top 15 in the OoM still in was Price and De Sousa.Ryan Searle who dumped out MVG, had a 111 average in his next game, and a 110 average in the game after that to set up a semi final with De Sousa. Searle missed 3 match darts and Jose took out 152 to save the match , and break, and had the darts in the decider which he won to set up a final with Chris Dobey. In the final Jose missed 4 match darts and Dobey broke to take it to a last leg decider as Jose did to Searle. Jose missed another match dart when he missed the bull for a 170, but Dobey missed match darts, and Jose made it 7 missed match darts, and Dobey finally wrapped it up, and put himself in the matchplay spots as well.
WEDNESDAY
This was the 23rd comp of the year, and not a single one of them was won by MVG, who went out first round, The sugar Dodger, his dutch compatriot followed shortly afterwards.Durrant actually won a game, but in his next lost despite leading 5-2, By the last 64 out were De Sousa, Price, Wade, Wright, White,Chizzy, Cullen, Cross and Gurney. After that Clayton went followed soon by Ando, Smith and Aspinall, so we had another day where the outsiders packed the last 4 with Joyce, Ross Smith, Dolan and Dimitri the last 4, Dimitri got a 9 darter against Clayton, and got the final I wanted out of the 4 as Smith and Dolan won through, it also put Dolan top of the table for qualifiers for the Matchplay, Smith overtook Joyce and Hopp in the OoM.It was Ross's first win over Dolan in 8 attempts. it was the third smith Dolan played that day after beating Jeff and Michael earlier.
THURSDAY
Cullen, Ando and King withdrew, Durrant went out first round, Clayton, Barney and Aspinall went out in the last 32, White and Cross went out last 64,Barney and Aspinall out in the last 32,Huybrechts got a none darter. The last 8 was possibly the best quality last 8 in a players champs in a while, MVG, Wade,De Sousa, Price, Wright, Noppert, Smith and Barstow. MVG beat Bellyboy in a last leg decider to to set up a semi against De Sousa who beat Barstow, Wade dumped out Price, and he would play Krusty who said hello and waved goodbye to Marc Almond Noppert.
In the semis Wade was atrocious and rightfully lost to Krusty,who averaged 26 points more for the majority of the match and Jose missed multiple chances and lost to MVG. It the 85th time Krusty and MVG played each other. What a final it was too, despite MVG hitting 7 perfect darts but still lost the leg as Wright took out 144 for a 5-1 lead, that saw incredible scoring, the hold of throw followed until 6-2, and Wright broke again for 7-2, and held for 8-2 and the win. Make no mistake, MVG brought his A game with over a 106 average, but it mattered not, as Wright battered him.This is now 24 comps this year without a hunchback title....long may it continue.
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EURO TOUR QUALIFIERS:
They started on Monday for the associate members in Europe.
ET2 (Gibraltar): Kenny Neyens
ET3 (??? ): Danny van Trijp...which may be in Czechia (its official shortened name) as it seems the Czech players played no part which might mean a Czech home nation qualifier for them.
The UK Qualifiers would see 24 players qualify each event. Glen Durrant bombed out of ALL THREE losing to Martin Lukeman, Wayne Jones, and Florian Hempel. Durrant averaged in the 70s again in some games.
Barney missed out in 2 events, as did Dimitri.
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MATCHPLAY
As usual we would see the elite players, upcoming players in form, and former high ranked players out of form going the wrong direction all involved and this was no different. The draw really was not a great one in my opinion. Rob Dross against Ian Shite for example, 2 out of form boring players, where sadly one will progress, probably cross knowing Ian shite's tv record. Callan Rydz got the draw everyone wanted and got Durrant. MVG got another piss easy draw in the Hector cake lookalike Damon Heta, Wade got Humphries, in a rematch of the last PDC televised comp from the UK Open.
I wont miss Shitlock.
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KNOB OF THE WEEK
The winner goes to Alan Warriner. Notice how I say Warriner, and not use the double barrel name he has decided to adopt. Only the most pretentious cunts would take their wife's name, or some beta male who is pussy whipped, but that is not why he gets KotW this week.
Its not because he is a manure supporter either, nor is it for his stupid childlike commentary at times and screaming Bull and other such nonsense.
No, this condescending prick gets the award because of his comments this week on twitter having a go at the player Jack Main. Jack like Gerwyn Price before him went on social media to complain about the state of Unicorn boards, he posted the following
Right away the condescending prick Warriner had a go at Jack Main and posted these in his obnoxious arrogant manner.
Firstly fuck Warriner the prick, dictating to him. A player should have every right to complain on social media, and fuck the DRA Nazi party too should them vultures stick their beak in to fine him.
Secondly, what if Jack had come to Warriner and complained ? What would the lanky string of catpiss do ? He would have done fuckall, thats what.
Its not like he would go out and get him a winmau board, or a bulls board, he would have fobbed off the player with some nonsense of how he will look in to the matter, or would have spun some elaborate bullshit, that unicorn were sorting things out. We all know Unicorn are involved in the PDC, and the boards aint changing anytime soon. This condescending prick telling people to come to him when he wont do anything anyway only shows what an ego tripping nazi like prick he is. Did he publicly lecture Gerwyn Price, the same player that robbed his Iceman nickname when he complained on social media about the boards ?
Dont remember him on social media belittling Gerwyn, odd that. Warriner was rightfully slated on twitter for his comments. For those unaware Warriner is involved with the PDPA, which is the Professional Dart Players Association, the group that is suppose to be there for the players, represent them, help them out, and this fucking asshole is using his position to publicly admonish one of the very players he is there to represent. This prick should be fighting for the players to have better quality dartboards, not lecturing players to shut up and be quiet. That asshole has no business being in the PDPA. Them and the DRA Nazi party, another shower of geebags need to be seriously overhauled and gutted.
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Is there a nation or excuse of a nation as pathetic as the Welsh ? A tiny nation that, were it not for Tom Jones, Rugby and Choirs would have fuckall else. A nation of whiny 2 legged pit ponies all bound together through some warped parochial bullshit who feel they all must defend one another. Take a look at this gibberish posted by a coal scavenger, still crying over another taffy fucker.
When will it dawn on these genetic experiments that the roofer in not now, nor ever was OWED money, he opted to play in the bdo shit knowing the prize fund was reduced. Even your Jock the tightest meanest fuckers on Earth would have moved on by now. Not even a Yorkshire fucker would be this bad. It is not often I defend the BDO , but Wayne warren is owed nothing. Speaking of the BDO, check out THEIR WEBSITE
Back for what ? To see pics of Bo Selecta and her orange gimp with a drawn on beard....beard being the operative word, posting links for some mickey mouse comp in Cyprus.
til next week
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