KNOB OF THE WEEK
I was bored on Saturday night and found out the never ending modus shit would be finishing that night, so thought since it was the final night would give it a watch, and went to youtube at around 9.30, and saw it had not even started. I closed it off and came back a couple of hours later,when the semi finals were all set to start my only hope was spineless Adams and Droopy the racist, would get dumped out, and sure enough it happened. That set up Burnett against the Scot in the final. At 3-1 up in the first to 4 Burnett was on for a 9 darter to win the entire comp which would have been a fantastic way to wrap up what was a heap of shit of a comp. Unfortunately Burnett missed double 18 for a 9 darter and the title...He ended up with an 11 darter for the win and title. I was happy for Burnett.
When Burnett has thrown 6 perfect darts, Nicholson said there was "thousands upon thousands upon thousands of darts fans around the world willing this in"....except there was not, the live stream the only place to watch it live at almost 2am did not even have a thousand viewers, so where the fuck were these other mythical thousands upon thousand watching it you dumb cunt ? or is this like when the bdo use to claim there was "millions in fans in Asia". Remember it was Paul Nicholson who stated as a fact that there was darts bars on the corner of every street in Japan..
I recall when the PDC world championships ran late one night due to what was called windgate,, where Fatpot Lewis and Wade went to a final set and because of delays, length of match etc it finished around half an hour past midnight, and the mushrooms were out in force saying playing darts in the UK that late was "a joke".
Where were these assholes to complain about darts being played at almost 2am with no unexpected delays. Modus wins Knob of the Week for the ridiculous scheduling of this.
Phil Barrs came out and thought there screen went black, cunt is so fat, I mean Andy Fordham levels of grotesque obesity with rolls of fat, he makes Bellyboy look anorexic.
Don't give me that big bone shit either, no one wakes up obese after going to bed a normal size, to get to that level it took months or years of sheer gluttony and laziness. Never seen a fat skeleton either. How can anyone allow themselves to get in that condition is a form of mental illness. If its a "medical condition" then he must be truly fucking sick.
As for Burnett, it was after 2am before he came out for the trophy,and fair play the big giant cardboard cheque did not have any spelling mistakes from what I could tell. Richie was still wide awake and wired.......must have had some coke, or maybe it was fanta. I was happy he won it, his opponent looked like something that lived in a cave and had the speed of Justin pipe, but happy the slow Scot beat that National front loving, poppy wearing terrorist supporting, droopy lookalike Richardson to get to the final. I was glad to see the back of Prostate hole the giggler as well. As happy as I was that Burnett won, lets not kid ourselves, what seemed like it went on for months, day and night, the winner only got a mere 5k, , pittance..
Burnett lost to McDonald earlier in the night, but posted a 108 average against Barstow, in the semi final a mere 82 average was enough to batter spin eless and get to a final. Richie posted a 104 in the final. Other than his 2 ton plus averages, the standard throughout this comp that seemed to last foever was generally dogshit, but I guess that was understandable since it consisted of Q-school failures, bdo pub players, and people who lacked the testicular fortitude and ability to even attempt Q-school.
This shit we were told starts all over again on Monday, and I said fuck that, and not watched it since.
Phil Barrs came out and thought there screen went black, cunt is so fat, I mean Andy Fordham levels of grotesque obesity with rolls of fat, he makes Bellyboy look anorexic.
Don't give me that big bone shit either, no one wakes up obese after going to bed a normal size, to get to that level it took months or years of sheer gluttony and laziness. Never seen a fat skeleton either. How can anyone allow themselves to get in that condition is a form of mental illness. If its a "medical condition" then he must be truly fucking sick.
As for Burnett, it was after 2am before he came out for the trophy,and fair play the big giant cardboard cheque did not have any spelling mistakes from what I could tell. Richie was still wide awake and wired.......must have had some coke, or maybe it was fanta. I was happy he won it, his opponent looked like something that lived in a cave and had the speed of Justin pipe, but happy the slow Scot beat that National front loving, poppy wearing terrorist supporting, droopy lookalike Richardson to get to the final. I was glad to see the back of Prostate hole the giggler as well. As happy as I was that Burnett won, lets not kid ourselves, what seemed like it went on for months, day and night, the winner only got a mere 5k, , pittance..
Burnett lost to McDonald earlier in the night, but posted a 108 average against Barstow, in the semi final a mere 82 average was enough to batter spin eless and get to a final. Richie posted a 104 in the final. Other than his 2 ton plus averages, the standard throughout this comp that seemed to last foever was generally dogshit, but I guess that was understandable since it consisted of Q-school failures, bdo pub players, and people who lacked the testicular fortitude and ability to even attempt Q-school.
This shit we were told starts all over again on Monday, and I said fuck that, and not watched it since.
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The WDF is the latest shower to sign up to use Darts connect, so we will see a whole new set of records when the munters start chucking their shit at comps, and they wont be able to hide them now, not that anyone would be watching, other than for comedic purposes.
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PDC
The challenge tour was on earlier today with Canadian Matt Campbell winning the first event. His game against Waites at the 2021 Ally Pally was the best first round game of the event, but he jobbed at q-school hence why he is in the challenge tour. I looked at his game against Swede Johan Engstrom, and Campbell is the most eractic player, in one leg scored 30 followed by a 180, followed with a 42, and then a second 180 and took out the 69 for the leg. He went out in the last 16 in the second event but topped the table after the 2 events, leading Kevin Doets, who won the second event, by 150 quid.
The event also had an amount of ex lakeshite semi finalists, and even finalists and a winner stinking up this event. Kist, Vandenbogaerde, Veenstra, and Dekker were among them, surprised they did not have other useless cunts like Richie George, Wayne warren and Spineless Adams. Kist did reach a final and averaged 99.4 in his semi final and again 99.4 in the final, that is over NINE POINTS MORE than he won Lakeshite he even hit a nine darter in his semi final, Kist is playing better now than he won lakeshite, but cannot win a challenge tour, and to think some people thought they was no difference in standard, and I was once told "Phil Taylor is the only difference between the codes". Let that mentality of your mushroom sink in.
Also announced this week were the first 2 Euro tours of the year. We knew they were some coming, as the PDC boasted of a new sponsor for the European championships a few weeks ago. The first 2 announced are destined to take place in Hungary and Gibraltar, hardly what you call hotbeds of darts, but regardless it is still live PDC darts and I will be watching.
The Super Series returns on Monday with some players making a last ditch for a Matchplay spot. Adrian Lewis is at least 6k away from a Matchplay spot. This is a player who ten years ago was cleaning up in these events and winning world titles. Bizarrely, even though it was a decade ago, the fat fuck is still only 36, and is 11 years younger than Jose de Sousa and is seen as a relative newcomer.
Its crazy to think Wade for example is 13 years younger than Peter Wright.
Gerwyn Price is 12 years younger than Durrant.
MVG is only 32 and 18 years younger than Gary Anderson....by fuck the years have been cruel on the obese hunchback. Did anyone see the pics on the beached whale recently in the mail. It looks like his wife has been putting clamps on the fat fucks nipples...wtf ? PT Barnum would have made a fortune of this cunt HERE
The early betting prices for the Matchplay are available....(right ones this time)
4/1 Michael van Gerwen
9/2 Gerwyn Price
8/1 Peter Wright
10/1 Jose de Sousa
14/1 Dimitri van den Bergh, Jonny Clayton
14/1 Dimitri van den Bergh, Jonny Clayton
16/1 Nathan Aspinall
20/1 Michael Smith,
20/1 Michael Smith,
22/ 1 Joe Cullen
25/1 Gary Anderson, Dirk van Duijvenbode, James Wade
28/1 Dave Chisnall
33/1 Krzysztof Ratajski
40/1 Rob Cross
Price at 9/2 looks a great bet.
How in the fuck can players that won ranking PDC tv majors like Wade and Ando be 25/1, and and a bigger odds than a cunt like Bellyboy at 20/1 ?
how Dimitri can be the same price as Clayton is puzzling, yes Dimitri won it last year through a combination of luck and other top players simply not performing well, but Clayton is clearly far more in form than Dimitri.
Other than that it has been a quiet week, , so til next week
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