This week I was notified about Peter Evison who got the hump because he was not invited in to the Modus Nostalgia pensioner exbo next year.
Is he deserving of a spot considering he is a former PDC Matchplay winner, a 3 time PDC World championship semi finalist ? is he more worthy than some of the fossil cunts that were invited, like the washed up has beens who were shit even in their prime, the ugly munters, and spastics given a spot for their walk on ? The answer is I dont care.
What was funny was his comments in the end of the interview where he said
"I sent a text to Jason Thame (MODUS) and he didn't reply to my message. I just think it's a bit wrong, I've won more than most of them players that are in it. I've got more following than most of them players in it,
I just think I must have upset him in some way in the years gone past. I thought he was a friend of mine but you live and learn. At the end of the day, good luck to everyone that's in it, there's no sour grapes. You never know a few of them might die off and I might get to play."
I laughed at how he said no sour grapes and then said about some dying off so he could play. It must surely be evident to Evison he is not wanted.To me it was obviously a tongue in cheek statement and a funny one. The other thing which most people glossed over was his claim to have more followers than others....really ? Evison has 28 followers on twitter....The days when forums used to be good for darts news are now long dead, most are just dying boards with the same handful of people, myself included , posting out of habit or to take the piss, twitter, facebook, podcasts is where its at now, however there was one thing I saw on a forum this week worth posting....this....
Is he deserving of a spot considering he is a former PDC Matchplay winner, a 3 time PDC World championship semi finalist ? is he more worthy than some of the fossil cunts that were invited, like the washed up has beens who were shit even in their prime, the ugly munters, and spastics given a spot for their walk on ? The answer is I dont care.
What was funny was his comments in the end of the interview where he said
"I sent a text to Jason Thame (MODUS) and he didn't reply to my message. I just think it's a bit wrong, I've won more than most of them players that are in it. I've got more following than most of them players in it,
I just think I must have upset him in some way in the years gone past. I thought he was a friend of mine but you live and learn. At the end of the day, good luck to everyone that's in it, there's no sour grapes. You never know a few of them might die off and I might get to play."
I laughed at how he said no sour grapes and then said about some dying off so he could play. It must surely be evident to Evison he is not wanted.To me it was obviously a tongue in cheek statement and a funny one. The other thing which most people glossed over was his claim to have more followers than others....really ? Evison has 28 followers on twitter....The days when forums used to be good for darts news are now long dead, most are just dying boards with the same handful of people, myself included , posting out of habit or to take the piss, twitter, facebook, podcasts is where its at now, however there was one thing I saw on a forum this week worth posting....this....
To me this is a photoshop, posted to either boost post count, or try fool people, as what are the odds that Evison would make that tweet on an account he has not used in Years, and then delete it, but someone who is not even one of his measly 28 followers just happened to get a screenshot of this.
Knowing the poster he was obviously looking to try catch a few people out, and that is easy to do with the number of morons who will believe anything, look at the bdo fans or mushrooms as I call them, these idiots spent decades buying lie after lie.Even the bdo players bought in to the lies, Maybe the poster of the tweet was not the one playing the joke and was one who thought it was real ?
I thought, what if I carried on this game and posted Peters reply on the same forum,that would get things moving, but alas not a single one of the 3 moderators on that forum with a combined height of 14 feet, has approved it yet.
This is peters reply I posted on there
Knowing the poster he was obviously looking to try catch a few people out, and that is easy to do with the number of morons who will believe anything, look at the bdo fans or mushrooms as I call them, these idiots spent decades buying lie after lie.Even the bdo players bought in to the lies, Maybe the poster of the tweet was not the one playing the joke and was one who thought it was real ?
I thought, what if I carried on this game and posted Peters reply on the same forum,that would get things moving, but alas not a single one of the 3 moderators on that forum with a combined height of 14 feet, has approved it yet.
This is peters reply I posted on there
In the end I don't give a flying fuck if Evison does or does not get selected. As I have said its a glorified exbo for nostalgic fans to get pissed up at why anyone will think its anything more or going to be quality darts is beyond me. Even if it Evison said worse, people would not give a shit, because Evison does not matter, that is how little people care about him, or the importance of the nostalgia tour.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
This week, I was told that Chris Mason was complaining he was not in the Hall of Fame. Seems he made this complaint in an interview for that shit online darts league, that modus shit that never seems to end and has been going on for what feels like 30 years. My initial thought was he had to be doing a spot of self deprecating as even he could not be that fucking retarded. I was then given the link, and at 36 mins 50 seconds in you can see for yourself HERE
After watching it, I then was not so sure he was joking. This guy would be more at home in a prison Hall than a darts Hall. A guy that won NOTHING OF NOTE EVER, and up there with the likes of Wayne Mardle, and Bellyboy Smith for having an ego the size of a moon without ever taking home a tv ranking pot. He then goes on how he was commentating as if maybe that warranted him a spot because Spendley, Waddell etc were in it.
Of the 16 players and officials that broke away and formed the WDC, now the PDC, 9 of those which the PDC owe a lot to are still not in the PDC Hall of Fame, I have not counted the Judas cunts of Chris Johns and Mike Gregory, fuck them, but this ex con jobber Mason thinks he should be in when people like Jocky Wilson and Bob Anderson are not in it.
Speaking of this modus shit , prostate hole the giggler was again in it this week, seems this event was created solely for him, no matter how many times he loses he keeps get to come back.
Monday he was beaten by Colin Osborne, Tuesday he was beaten by Colin Osborne, Wednesday he was beaten by...you guessed it, Colin Osborne.At this stage he had lost more games than he had won.
Guess who was back the again to play for the finals night, given a 753rd chance...correct Prostate hole the giggler. Still I don't begrudge him the scabby few quid he gets, he will need it, its not like he will be getting any more big cheques ever again, and needs to make that money last, as he will only have his old age pension to survive on in his twilight lonely years.
So just for Chris Mason I will now make a Hall of Shame section on this blog, where I will put all those deluded people who think they are or were something special in darts like Mason and Mardle, those the comms would rave about as top players but never did a thing to warrant that praise, like Bellyboy and Chizzy, those that no matter how long they spend in the top 16 are just there to make up the numbers like Ian Shite, and those old PDC stalwarts that would never fail to shit themselves on tv like Hamilton and Baxter, those that could not even win a Bob Potter cup like bottler O'Shea, who was not even the best O'Shea in the former BDO, John was....he won a masters at least. Even though Jenkins was beaten in all his finals by then top players, in he goes as well, as does Joe Cullen who might clean up in leisure centers, until he wins a ranking tv major, in he goes also.
The Starting Eleven for the Hall of Shame
Of the 16 players and officials that broke away and formed the WDC, now the PDC, 9 of those which the PDC owe a lot to are still not in the PDC Hall of Fame, I have not counted the Judas cunts of Chris Johns and Mike Gregory, fuck them, but this ex con jobber Mason thinks he should be in when people like Jocky Wilson and Bob Anderson are not in it.
Speaking of this modus shit , prostate hole the giggler was again in it this week, seems this event was created solely for him, no matter how many times he loses he keeps get to come back.
Monday he was beaten by Colin Osborne, Tuesday he was beaten by Colin Osborne, Wednesday he was beaten by...you guessed it, Colin Osborne.At this stage he had lost more games than he had won.
Guess who was back the again to play for the finals night, given a 753rd chance...correct Prostate hole the giggler. Still I don't begrudge him the scabby few quid he gets, he will need it, its not like he will be getting any more big cheques ever again, and needs to make that money last, as he will only have his old age pension to survive on in his twilight lonely years.
So just for Chris Mason I will now make a Hall of Shame section on this blog, where I will put all those deluded people who think they are or were something special in darts like Mason and Mardle, those the comms would rave about as top players but never did a thing to warrant that praise, like Bellyboy and Chizzy, those that no matter how long they spend in the top 16 are just there to make up the numbers like Ian Shite, and those old PDC stalwarts that would never fail to shit themselves on tv like Hamilton and Baxter, those that could not even win a Bob Potter cup like bottler O'Shea, who was not even the best O'Shea in the former BDO, John was....he won a masters at least. Even though Jenkins was beaten in all his finals by then top players, in he goes as well, as does Joe Cullen who might clean up in leisure centers, until he wins a ranking tv major, in he goes also.
The Starting Eleven for the Hall of Shame
In other news Thunder Thighs Turner took to some site to tell us how she was looking forward to the WDF world championships. She is the new WDF European champion, having battled her way through a field of 8 players...yes 8. She seemingly beat 2 nobodies, and one less than nobody in Bo Selecta.
The averages were not published anywhere, I wonder why ? I do not even know if the 8 were even in the venue.
Anyhow she spewed this
"It's great to have some positive news especially with the women's game being in such limbo. It'll be good going forward to see the qualification criteria but at the moment just to have a date and a target and a rough idea of what we have to do before, it'll be good. Having more women and more exposure is fantastic but it's how they fit that into that week period, it's really interesting."
Am I the only one or does this remind anyone of the time Bottler O'Shea was telling people that "the BDO gonna grow " or when other braindead simpletons were hyping the bdo after Popcorn teeth Sue Willams and the Orange Horse braider Des Selecta promised things they were never going to deliver ?
Other than the munters and their beta males, or in the most cases their dyke girlfriends, no one gives a fiddlers fuck about munters darts, that is why they hung off the men's game like fucking parasites, hoping to piggyback of them....though to be fair, most people were not interested in the bdo mens game either. With all this political correctness these days, these munters are actually beginning to even believe their game might be worth watching, for other than comedic reasons. If they are so convinced people want to watch their shit, how come they don't run comps separate from the men's game....is it because no one gives a shit ?
What sort of asshole would interview her anyway to listen to that shit, this is the type of crap that passes for darts news.
Sporting Life did an article on the best performances in a Dart tournaments, and in true sickening pc bullshit they added Fallon Sheerluck against Manure Suljovic to the poll. who in their right mind would put that in the 4 best games ever at Ally Pally. The cunt who added that to appear woke needs to have his day releases stopped. What a fucking suck up asshole.
Some of the games selected as "the best" were a complete farce.
check it out HERE
Other than that been a quiet week, so much so Peter Wright talking about his sets of darts was classed as news. Only ten days till the super Series is back, times flies.....well for most of us anyway, not sure it is flying fast enough for tony Eccles who was sent down almost 7 years to the day on the 26th, which is today for most of the readers.
til next week....
