Friday, July 30, 2021


MATCHPLAY..

Ratajski led 6-2 missed a double for 7-2, and ended up losing 7 legs on the trot as he missed double after double, and at the interval Ratajski was 9-6 down and had missed 16 doubles. After the interval Dimitri made it 8 on the trot, and even though the Pole was scoring fine, he was choking. The choking polak held for a leg, and when given a dart to break throw, it was no surprise the Pole missed it....but he got another 3 and finally got a break back and held and it was 10-9 and it seemed game on again. It would be the last leg he would win in the match.
Dimitri took out 110 to hold and it was 11-9 a the interval. Any hope of a close game evaporated when Ratajski missed 2 more darts to hold, and that was the beginning of the end. The choking Polak cunt missed another 2 in the next leg he had throw, and was 14-9 down.

He was not being outscored,in fact up to the 16th leg the Pole was averaging more, and he got to the doubles, but shat himself over and over. At 14-9 down he got another 2 darts to get a leg against the throw, and missed them as well, and sure enough in the very last leg, the choking Polak got another 2 darts for a leg and choked again. He missed 28 darts at a double in 26 legs
The choker at 6-2 up lost 15 of the next 18 legs. At 10-9 down lost 6 on the trot.
This was a Bellyboy, Ian Shite or Chizzy like choking level extravaganza. This was the sort of defecation that would get you automatic entry into the HALL OF SHAME.


In the other semi Krusty the showman came out of the blocks flying and led 5-2, could have been 6-1, and despite 6 perfect darts, Krusty blew the chance for 6-2, and MVG held, but the obese lump missed 3 darts at a double and Krusty broke to lead 6-4 at the interval, and fully deserved. Krusty was averaging almost 11 points more, and completely outscoring Hunchback. At 7-4 Wright missed double 12 for a 9 darter. but won the leg and held throw to lead 9-4.
this was beautiful, and Wright broke again for 10-4....he was averaging 114, and had hit 10 maximums. He won 4 legs in 45 darts, and then he missed 5 darts at a double for 11-4, and Hunchback was living off scraps. 10-5. MVG took out 127 to hold for 10-6 and then broke for 10-7, and when he held for 10-8 it was game on again.
Krusty held for 11-8, and MVG who was getting with each leg held for 11-9, and MVG was averaging 106. After the break Krusty then changed his darts....his scoring looked poor, but then took out 149 to hold for 12-9.MVG hen held to close the gap to 2 legs again. Another hold made it 13-10, the Krusty took out 121 on the bull to break for 14-10 and was the proverbial kick in the balls for the sweaty obese hunchback prick. Krusty held for 15-10, when Krusty hit a max in the next leg, MVG was all over the shop and it was another break as Krusty led 16-10, and was throwing for the match and started with his 12th maximum, and wrapped it up 17-10.
He battered hunchback who shat himself. Krusty averaged over 110. As for the final, it was one way traffic, and I doubt anyone could argue the best player of the comp won it, He finished with an almost 105 comp average and with the exception of the opening  leg in his  match with Danny Noppert he was never behind in any match.

Right away the comms were on about how Krusty was after the #1 spot, sounds good for hype, but the reality is Krusty is defending half a million in six months, he should be more worried about maintaining his spot. I am glad he won, but by fuck the crying and gayness on the stage was like the sugar dodging adulterer Barney, and the fireworks kid Bunting having their gay moment years back in the hope of a PL spot, the tears and self appreciation society was nauseating.

Afterwards Krusty spoke how he celebrated with a cup of tea and a KFC. Cuppa & KFC
Thats all fine, except the lying cunt was the same person who told him and his wife were going Vegan...remember this ? Vegan diet
Maybe the new KFC "Vegan diet snackbox"has not reached us over here in primitive Ireland, or else he is a fucking liar ! but as bad as the bellyboy choke by the Polak was, the lies by a klown, they don't win Knob of the Week.
 
 
KNOB OF THE WEEK
When the BDO fucked up , their chairman got the award for being head of the org, and Uncle Barry got it in the past, so step forward Matt Porter, as head of the PDC he is  responsible  for the insane decisions made in a org he is head of....and they really showed their stupidity, and hypocrisy, and sickening ass crawling desire to tick political correctness boxes this week.
So what you ask did they do to warrant this ? Well this week they announced  a super series for the Munters, and before some beta cuck , pussy whipped  asshole feels compelled to defend munter darts because they have been conditioned by bullshit, take of the rose tinted glasses and absorb some logic.
As much as I have slated the BDO in the past the BDO had a Men's tour and a Women's tour, they set out their stall, and whether you agree or not the boundaries were set.
The PDC, under Barry Hearn claimed to be Unisex, come one come all,. if you are good enough and all the pc spiel. Well if that was true and the tour was Unisex, why is there a munter Series ?
If it is truly a Unisex tour, a level playing field , why should one gender get preferential treatment,
Why should Tommy Cooper lookalike Lisa Ashton get 2 chances to qualify ? Because she was born a woman ? She is a tour card holder, and if she cannot qualify via the route like the rest of the tour card holders, why should she get a second chance via a gender biased tour. Is the PDC  Unisex or not, Pick one.
Here is another thing people don't want to admit to, if the munter was any good, and as good as they claim, then surely they would qualify in a level playing field....but thedon't because they can't

Surely the idea of a World championships is to have the field compromised of the best available players, so omitting better players to make room for lesser quality player based solely on their gender is sexism, and no amount of bullshit will alter that., putting aside the quality of the darts will be lesser.Then of course the assholes who want to appear politically correct came out in force to defend this contradiction of a Unisex code having a favorable event series to benefit one gender.. 

My favorite excuse spouted out by assholes trying to appear PC was there are international qualifiers, and somehow it was "the same thing" . That isn't true, because the International qualifiers, are not men only, they too are Unisex. For example, take an average Aussie, if he wants to play Ally Pally, he enters the Aussie qualifier, why can't Corrine Hammond enter that ?  Why should she have a special qualifier for her ? Because she has tits ? so do Andrew Gilding ! He don't get his own series. for fat bastards with tits.

Take Mikuro Suzuki or whatever she is called, why cant she enter the Jap qualifier, it is after all Unisex, so again why the preferential treatment. Hers the thing before some beta cuck cries JC hates women, I would have no problem with a munter Series, allowing them access and entry to main events, IF the main tour was a Men's only tour, but its not, its already Unisex so why are they getting a second chance,? because their birth cert says they were born women, ? Suppose Kevin McDine identified as a woman, would he be allowed enter ? Wanna play the PC bullshit, lets go all the way.Why should male players in the lower echelons of the 128 only get one chance but Munter's of a lesser quality get 2. I bet you those ugly cunts, dykes, and optical nightmares would be the first to cry if the men got 2 chances and they only got one. You would see the whining of them then.Make no mistake the winner of this munter series will add nothing in terms of quality, this whole thing is simply for PC box ticking and a way to attract publicity and a means to hype the event. It is not about the quality of darts.


I am sick to the teeth of munters crying how in their warped minds actually think they are as good as the men. Well the PDC with their so called Unisex tour gave them the chance to back up their claims and guess what ? They fucking failed. They proved what we all already knew in that they were all mouth and no ability. Now a supposedly Unisex code is contradicting itself and giving these useless cunts another chance because their birth certificates claims these ogres are female. 
If this makes me a Cunt, then I will gladly accept it, but I am not a sexist, cos any munter who really was a supposed advocate for equality would have to contradict themselves. 
Here is another thing, remember last January when the worlds greatest female jobber Deta Hedman won a spot at Ally Pally ?
She was dumped out averaging in the 70s, Ashton went out first round too. Notice how it did not made huge media waves ? Because they were not some sprightly young 21 year old who would be camera friendly, they were 2 aul ones past their best.. Suppose Fallon Sheerluck was to qualify again, and again got a lucky draw, had the crowd boo her opponent and again reach the last 32, so fucking what ? 
She would only be emphasizing how event the luckiest munter was still lucky to be there,  The only way they could get that hype again was if she fluked a run to the last 16 or 8, and that aint happening, take off the pc blinkers. If a Munter was to get a run, unlikely as it is my preference would be Ashton, because she is the best Munter player,hands down,  she won a tour card, beaten some top players on the floor, and deservedly won a tour card, Fallon Sheerluck is a Q-school failure, that is not opinion, thats a fact.
So for every cuck cunt, pussy whipped asshole, dyke girlfriend, ugly munter, defective midget trying to suck up in the hope of a shag of a honey monster, pc loving prick, if you got a problems with this, go fuck yourselves.

MAD DARTS

Remember when the whiny roofer posted this

Well Wayne , they turned up, and seems your 70 average was not good enough, or will I be a cunt too for pointing out this obvious truth ? Who knows, maybe his opponent needed a caravan.
MAD Darts and their shit and wrestling belts are a complete joke, so decided to have a new signature to use on forums, an update from my previous bdo one

And lastly....take a look at this poster, 
This is akin to the shit the bdo spewed out on a regular basis.....its deplorable



Roll on Super Series 6