MATCHPLAY
FIRST ROUND.
The biggest upset was the battering the worlds oldest youth Fluke Humphries laid upon the mental mechanic, and if Wade was not kicking himself he should as he had a piss easy route to the semi finals which Ratajski took advantage of instead. Rydz who seems like he used the same fire that burned Durrants face, to melt his comb over to his head dumped out Durrant, where Ratajski in the same section dumped out Dolan.
The first 3 sessions on the Saturday and Sunday were if honest, for the most part boring matches, and only picked up from Monday for the last 4 first round ties. Wade only picked up 3 legs in his hammering, but Searle and Clemens managed only 2 in their hammerings.
The aptly named Fluke had his lucky win and was never going to be in contention, and in his game against Ratajski the scummy fans started their booing of the " Foreigner and fluke did nothing but encourage them, so was glad the prick was sent packing. Price played well and mauled fellow dwarf and taffy 2 legged pit pony Clayton. Price is an enjoyable watch if he sticks to throwing darts and not act the prick.
Dimitri who did not play his best was still too much for dozy Dave Dismal. Mark my words Chizzys 5 -0 win in sets over George Dawes at Ally Pally, will be the highlight of his nothing career. The only engraver he will ever be bothering is the one who does headstones.
Wednesday afternoon and night I was out on the piss so did not see the darts but caught up with them the following morning whilst suffering a hangover so fast forwarded parts of the matched Bellyboy beat De Sousa which took me around 6 minutes to watch on fast forward, guess Jose would have preferred to play in an empty arena where he was more successful.
Aspinall dumped out Gary Anderson who looks well past his best and I have no sympathy for the moaning scot.
Hunchback MVG obviously dumped out Ian Shite, it was on tv live in front of a crowd, only one result was going to happen,so like the Bellyboy match that was mostly watched on fast forward. and Krusty with an average over 105 dumped out Cullen who is another player that will be up there with Chizzy, hyped but will never win a thing of note.
QUARTER FINALS
The Pole opened the night, against Rydz who was completely out of his depth after having two easy matches in Durrant and Cross, again the fans tried to boo Ratajski, even after 3 legs I posted this on a forum.
Lets be honest, it was hardly a prediction that meant going out on a limb, since Rydz is shit., plus posting the screencap serves another reason, it will make some of my stalkers, and there are plenty , curious as to what forum this is.
Sure enough it finished 16-8,good Rydzance (credit to Lister) to Callan and credit to Ratajski for cleaning up in a section of jobbers, out of form players and bi polar lazy cunts.
Then we had Price against Dimitri, and this proved yet again what a poisonous little cunt the coal scavenging taffy is, When his darts did not go as he hoped he resorted to the only tactic he knows, try to intimidate your opponent, scream and roar, do his shadow boxing with his little short arms, jump around like a midget trying to get served in a bar, but it did not work, the little shit only got redder and redder and he could not even intimidate a skinny Belgian metrosexual who does not seem right in the head. I thought the welsh pricks head was gonna explode, and when he lost stormed off the stage in a huff. If the short arse prick with small man syndrome spent less time with his antics and concentrate on his darts he might not be hated as much, as when on form is a great player, and prior to his antics I would not have mind him winning, but once you act like that fuck him.
I thought he was going to cry. I actually think Smith is a good player, and previously would not have begrudge him a major, but when his ego became the size of a moon, that is when I thought fuck this entitled prick. He must be the most over rated cunt to ever be on screen since bottler O'Shea. How a fat cunt like him has the ego and sense of entitlement he has is beyond me. This is the prick who thought he deserved a place in the Premier league, a PL that has 10 previous TV title winners, and him with nothing thinking he was better than half of them. The guy is a fat fucking cunt with an ego wider than his waist who needs a dose of reality and a bringing down to earth.
MVG beat Aspinall in a game that despite not being close early on the Asp missed crucial chances and paid the price.He was averaging 85 after 15 legs, and still had multiple shots at a double and I don't give a shit how "out of form" MVG was. he was not losing to that.When MVG won 2 of the first 3 legs after the interval to lead 12 -6 and Asp missed more doubles it was all over.
So we had a comp where almost half the field were English and not one of them made the semi finals, which pleased me with the xenophobic assholes pricks in the audience who had previously booed the foreigner. I like Aspinall, but the reality is his B game simply is not good enough, as much as I dislike hunchback, his B game can whip most others,unlike Bellyboy , MVG is a genuine talent who actually wins titles all over the shop, he might be a wife cheating prick, but the guy is a great player who backs up his guff with countless titles, and no amount of bias can alter that....sadly.
And the likes of Bellyboy thinks he belongs in the same circle as MVG, Ando, Wright, Price, Wade, Dimitri etc, guys that actually won proper majors,
Lets start with this pic (credit Bluespark)
So tonight this "extravaganza of darts " was on you tube featuring
"World champion" The Roofer. I knew it would be shit, we all did, the
only question how shit would it be, so let me post the results first
MAD England Invaders Title -
75.27 ROB COLLINS 5-7 RICH NORTH 76.56
MAD Wales National Title -
83.19 JIM WILLIAMS 8-3 JAMIE LEWIS 79.49
MAD England Falcons Title -
84.92 SCOTT TAYLOR 5-7 STUART WILSON 85.84
MAD England National Title -
76.42 DARRYL FITTON 8-7 RICKY KING 76.27
MAD World Title -
70.5 WAYNE WARREN 2-11 JARRED COLE 82.77
The
highest average was 85....6 of the averages were in the 70s, and the
hyped up roofer averaged 70, that is the same what Peter Wright was
averaging on Thursday for 2 darts per throw. I obviously did not watch
this dog shit, but it seems they cut it off before the presentation of
the belts.
Does Jared Cole get a caravan ? Caravan you ask ?
Any cunt that tells me I am wrong to laugh at this shit needs to go fuck themselves, This MAD Darts are a fucking embarrassment.Its like Bullseye on LSD with Wrestling belts, caravans and run down shitholes and 70 averages..This is what you get when you put the human pipe cleaner and mentalist Paul Nicholson on your board and then they wonder why people laugh at this shit.
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OLD FARTS TOUR
Check out the cost of entry fee to this......
200 snots for this clusterfuck. (credit some asshole)
Who needs the BDO to laugh at, when Modus, Mad, UKDA etc are climbing all over each other to be the biggest bunch of simpletons on that side of the divide.
Speaking of the "bdo" the Selectas jaunt to northern Cyprus has been cancelled so all ye sick fucks hoping to get a pic of Bo Selecta in a bikini by the pool next to a orange closet homosexual with a drawn on beard, will have to go without..
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til next week folks....
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