Well only in the mind of the Selectas, the "BDO"or the horse Braider posted this, and as usual a public acknowledgement of the levels of education amongst English chav adults. The replies were almost all deleted, since the majority of replies were lashing out, however this one remained.
He wins Knob of the Week for the absolute delusional he lives in. The B in BDO stands for British, what has some piss up in northern Cyprus or Torremolinos got to do with British darts.
SUPER SERIES 6
Before it even started the Sulky Scot Ando pulled out. Remember when he did a "Barney" and claimed he would do the full tour again ? The remaining others who gave this a miss were your euro jobbers, including the mentally deranged spastic, the glove wearing Beavis lookalike, the ginger deluded muppet who once claimed he was Hollands #1 Wesley Harms. Thankfully he should be losing his card, it was a waste on him.
In the semis Price rattled in a 112 average to dump out Ian Shite, and Hector Cake Heta threw a ton plus to dump out Ratajski. Heta was now up to #40 in the OoM, meanwhile Durrant was only 7k away from losing his spot in the top 16. When Heta led 6-2 in the final, I thought Vermin's head was gonna explode but credit, he woke up and ran off 3legs taking out 144, to make it 6-5 and Hector Cake was shitting himself and when Price missed a dart for 6-6, Heta held with his last dart for 7-5, Price held for 6-7, and Heta was throwing for the title, but when Price hit a maximum, Heta was fucked as Price hit a max on his throw to wrap it up 8-7. A decent final to be fair, but Price winning 6 of the last 7 legs showed the gulf in class over a longer format.
TUESDAY
Out first round to Kevin Doets was MVG, that made it 27 comps this year he has failed to find a win in. Also out early were Cullen, White, Ratajski, Gurney and Durrant who averaged mid 70s. Jamie Hughes averaged 66 in his defeat. Out in round 2 were Chizzy, Bellyboy, Bunting, King and Cross. In round 3 out went Price, Shitlock, Barney,Fatpot, Wade, and Aspinall, The only top 10 players still in were Wright who survived match darts, Dimitri, and Jose, and the latter 2 met in the next round.With Jose waiting on tops for a 6-2 win, dimi took out a ton plus, and did the same next leg when again Jose was waiting on a finish.Dimitri broke yet again, and threw for the match and took out yet another ton plus for the win. Out went Clayton and Heta also.In the semi finals Krusty had his 8 win in a row against Dimitri, Searle averaged 116 in his 7-0 raping of Lukeman. The final was a decent watch with Searle beating Krusty 8-7
WEDNESDAY
The early casualties were Aspinall, Dimitri, Cullen, Heta and Durrant who this time averaged 74. MVG could not even be arsed to play, nor could Ian Shite. In round 2 out went De Sousa, Bellyboy, King and Cross. later on, Gurney beat Dolan and followed that with a win over Chizzy, and Bunting beat Barney, but lost to Wright in the next round, Ryan Searle continuing his run sent vermin Price packing.Schindler on a great run also made the last 8. Clayton beat Searle to earn a spot in the semis along with Wade who beat fluke Humphries, In the other half Krusty beat Schindler, and Hughes beat Gurney. Clayton battered Wade with ease, and Krusty dumped out Hughes coming from 3-0 down. In the final Clayton took out his second 140 to break and level the match 4-4 and after missed double Wright broke with a 20 darter, and more woeful attempts at a double from Clayton saw Wright break for 7-4 and on throw Wright hit his 6th Maximum of the game, his 31st of the day and looked to have wrapped it up but Clayton took out 167 to break, to add to his 2 140 checkouts.Clayton then miscounted and allowed Wright another match dart but Wright failed, and Clayton held for 7-6, and Wright on throw missed another 3 match darts and down to a last leg decider, and Wright with another maximum, missed 2 more match darts, but Wright eventually fell over the line. It was the 4th super series of events that Wright won the title on the last day.
NICKNAMES
On Monday during the live stream we were told the "Prince of Wales" was in the same section of the draw as the "Ice Man"...no, no, no not Burnett in the same section as Warriner, but Lewis Williams and Vermin Price. Get yer own darting nicknames ya thieving cunts, I expect it out of Whitlock robbing Colin Osbornes nickname of the Wizard, he is afterall an Aussie, they are all thieves and bred from the criminal classes,you dont believe me ? Look at another Aussie thieving cunt in Damon Heta using "The Heat"....was that not Denis Ovens nickname ? but its getting ridiculous now. Mark McGeeney is using one that Wade threw away in the Gladiator, any wonder as it is a shit one, how long before some council estate cunt starts using "The Power" ?
MVG
After bombing in 27 consecutive events, that covers ranking floor titles and tv events, MVG bailed out of #28.
Here is a guy who clearly is not close to the fabulous player he was, who in recent months has tried every trick to mask and hide his dip in form and tried to use tactics to upset players.I have seen him try slow down players, speed them up, coughing behind their back, run his rubber lipped gob about how players fear him and get itchy bum only for said players to beat him and make him look like a full blown spaz. He is still a good player, but not the player he was, and Tuesday evening after getting beaten with again, he took his ball and went home and missed the Wednesday.
Because he went home to sulk, I wont count Wednesday, but in the previous 27 competitions there have been 16 different winners of events
Peter Wright won 4 alone, not counting the win on Wednesday,Clayton won 4. Here is the full list
PeterWright (4)
Jonny Clayton (4)
Vermin Price (3)
Jose de Sousa (3)
Joe Cullen (2)
James Wade
Brendan Dolan
Callan Rydz
Raymond van Barneveld
Bellyboy Smith
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Dimitri Van den Bergh
Stephen Bunting
Chris Dobey
Ross Smith
Ryan Searle.
Fluke Humpries made 4 finals, one of them a proper major in the UK Open.
I hope his slump continues. Imagine there were morons out there who tried to tell us he was as good or better than Taylor....
THE Q-SCHOOL FAILURE KNOCKOUT EVENTS
These are the players, that a supposed Unisex PDC is contradicting themselves over. We hear how its a Unisex tour, and that is fine, I am 100% in agreement with equality, except creating a series within this supposed Unisex tour which the PDC have done to give preferential treatment to one gender is wrong. If the main tour was a Men's tour and the PDC made a munter series to add women for publicity or whatever, that too would be fine, but you cannot claim to be a Unisex tour and then have one gender get preferential treatment. As I stated before Ashton gets more chances to qualify for Ally Pally than the likes of some bloke with a tour card like Richie Edhouse, simply because she is female, how is that not preferential treatment ? How is that fair ?
The sad reality whether people want to face up to the truth or not, is your top munter players are simply not good enough to compete with the top male players, yes, yes, yes, Lisa Ashton has picked up wins with her tour card, but if it were not for gender bias and her preferential treatment, would Ashton have been at Ally Pally last year ? Of course not.
Even if by some sheer miracle a female player emerged and could be as good as the blokes in the top 16, a proper serious player, it would be fantastic for the game, I will even admit that, the publicity for the PDC would be huge, the interest alone would possibly be lucrative, There is without doubt an upside if a female player could compete with the men, and if she was under 50 and did not look like a male whino, that too would be a bonus. The PDC would milk that dry. You see good pc correctness publicity is what all companies want now, being anti pc will get you negativity, but where are the people who love to cry how women dont get treated the same as men , where are these cunts when the women get preferential treatment....hypocrites.
Therein lies the problem, you can make comps for the women , give them extra chances, shoehorn a couple in to Ally Pally, even have the crowd boo their opponents, but it wont mask or hide the fact they simply ain't good enough, and before some spastic says that is sexist, the vast majority of the men on the Challenge tour are not much better either and I do not want to see them stinking up Ally Pally either. Wayne Warren has the grand total of ZERO also. I will however give the Munters credit for at least turning up and giving the challenge tour a go, I wont knock them for trying but here is the bigger picture, this challenge tour is a prime example of the gulf in class, these munters are not playing the elite players of the top 20, or even playing lower ranked tour card holders, they are playing fellow q-school failures, the uber jobbers, the deluded, the past their sell by date old farts, and inexperienced kids etc and the Munters still suck and clutter up the bottom of the table and are getting nowhere.I would love to see a great female player, but would love to win the lotto too, but it ain't happening.
So which bring me back to my initial main complaint, how is shoehorning 2 of these munters who clearly are not any good,based on gender bias in to Ally Pally a good thing for the game ? What did Deta Hedman and Lisa Ashton bring to last years Ally Pally ? I will tell you nothing, in fact Deta's game was the fucking pits. Is not the idea of a world championships to get the best players, not the players that tick certain gender criteria ?
What next a non Caucasian Series ? So the Asian, Africans, Aborigines etc can have a chance cos Whitey is too good ? How about a left handed series or maybe a Mick series, or a transgender series , at what point do you say fuck it, lets stop trying to get players clearly not good enough in to the world championships, and instead of concentrating on gender,color, race etc, they concentrate on things like ability regardless of what ethnicity, sex, creed etc they are.
You see I am a true believer in equality,not one of those cunts who pretends to be all about equality but turns a blind eye to preferential treatment.
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