Friday, November 27, 2020



This weeks award goes to that complete dickhead, insecure and attention seeking cunt Paul Nicholson, who did an article earlier this week spouting some of the most retarded shit I have ever read from someone who purports to be some sort of authority figure on the game. The article can be found HERE

 Before I even rip in to the stupid cunt for his absolute retarded comments, we have to ask why would he even spout this nonsense ? I firmly believe he only did this for 2 reasons. firstly to get attention for himself, and secondly to throw dirt at Wade who he is clearly jealous of. The guy is a bona fide attention whore who will spout anything if he thought it would get him that. Look at him when he played, he did everything to garner as much attention as possible, much like Peter Wright has but Wright at least had talent to back up his stupid gimmick, what has Nicholson ever done ?
This is a guy that thought could get the better of Phil Taylor, ran his mouth and called himself the bad boy of darts....not only did Phil Taylor made cry on tv,he completely broke him, and finished his career by mentally raping over and over. This is a guy, a grown fucking adult who is obsessed with wrestling, where steroid addicted, fat, semi naked men covered in baby oil roll around on top of each other in some predetermined mock fighting that has serious homosexual overtones, You only have to listen to the insufferable prick on the Euro tours to hear him go on about the wrestling. As for the "bad boy", years back I went to view a tweet someone posted and found out he blocked me, despite I never once engaging with him, out of fear he might have to hear some home truths. Then blocking people on twitter is something he has done to former world champs as well, which I will get to in a bit.
 
The first comment that needs addressing is this one: "Anyone is free to make statements like that but please back it up! I don’t think he has any evidence".
 
Putting aside the fact that more titles are won this year by players outside the top players which in itself is evidence, there is no other person currently playing professional darts in a position better than James Wade to make the claims he did. Wade should know since he has played against them all in the last 5 years. When Barney beat Taylor in that 2007 world final, who was it that won the Matchplay soon after that year.?
Wade played in the same era as prime Barney, played in the same era of prime Taylor, played in the same era when MVG was at his peak, and is still playing whilst Price and Wright are around. There is no other player who has played in all them eras currently still playing at the top, so Wade knows more than anybody what the overall standard is like and aware of the standard of the game seeing as he is competing at the top level still.
Nicholson got a few hammerings of Taylor and the mentally weak skinny asshole was done as a player, yet Wade who got more batterings than anyone of Taylor in Major finals, is still around picking up titles, in fact Wade picked up TV titles when Taylor, Barney, MVG, Wright, Price etc were all around, Wade has said the standard today is lower in the top ten, and improved outside the top ten , which I certainly believe. The number of titles won by lower ranked players backs this up.

Then there was this absolute ignorant rambling how Wade was somewhat ignorant to the game "does he not know how many nine-darters have been hit this season and how many huge averages are being registered?"

 Wade knows all about nine darters, in fact he is the only person in the history of the game to hit a regular 9 darter, and a double in 9 darter live on tv.He is the only person to have had 2 nine darters hit against him in a game when Taylor landed 2 against him, and Taylor still only won by 2 legs. It was almost twice it happened when MVG hit 17 perfect darts at the worlds year ago going for back to back 9 darters, Wade still won that set.He played in the only game where 2 players hit double-in 9 darters in a game in the Grand Prix.Wade was the first player to hit 3 nine darters in a season, and even had the stupid nickname 009 for a bit. It is quite clear Nicholson has not got a fucking blessed clue. People hit 9 darters before the PDC and will hit then long after we are all dead, but some player hitting a nine darter in a single leg does not alter the fact the standard at the top of the game is not as strong. And all these 9 darters that Wade hit, did they win him or anyone a title on their own ? Of course not.
As for high averages, Taylor hit competition averages that will never be broken in my opinion. The 3 highest competition averages all belong to Taylor, and all got well over a decade ago. Not even MVG has beaten them. How come these records are not broken then ? They are as said over a decade old, if the standard is better wouldn't those records now be broken ?
For example, take the 2009 European championships for example, Taylor's results and averages. 
Round 1. Taylor beats Toon Greebe with an average of 111.03.
Round 2. He beat Robert Thornton with an average of 110.88.
QF.He beats Gary Anderson with an average of 118.14.
SF. He beats Jelle Klaasem with an average of 109.36.
Final. He beats Beaton with an average of 109.35......that was his lowest average of the entire comp. He had a comp average of 111.54.
 
Then the human pipe cleaner showed he did not even actually listen to what Wade said in multiple interviews. Wade clearly said the standard in the top ten was lower now, and outside the top ten the standard improved, but Nicholson decided to completely ignore that part, and instead went on a rant about what he did not say. To me is seemed like a personal dig at Wade whilst trying to bullshit people that he had some valid argument. Wade never said the standard outside the top ten was lower but somehow Nicholson tried to make out he did with this comment:
      "To say the standard has gone down, well I don’t know where he’s coming from because more people are averaging higher on a more regular basis than ever before and we are seeing more people win big titles spread around the top cluster of players than ever before - for that reason. Everybody as a group is getting better and as far as I am concerned, I couldn’t disagree with James more " 
 
 
Then we came to the part where he tried to make out that because Dimitri had one huge average he must be something special....I remember Geert de Vos was on target to having the highest average in the slam too, fat lot of good that was. where is that cunt these days ? Oh wait, he was jobbing on the challenge tour before covid. Jamie Hughes has hit an average that was absolutely huge once, but has hit far more that were under 80. One average does not make you one of the best, it is titles that put you among the best. Micheal Smith hits far far more higher averages than Wade, and what has it got him title wise ? Nothing.
Big averages are great, but not worth a flying fuck if you have no balls or backbone to go with it and cross the line and pick up titles. Chizzy hit a 121 average in the winter series, and still did not win the comp.

Then we came to this part, which has to be possibly the most retarded thing I have ever read from someone who is thinks he knows anything about darts, he wrote :
  "If you dropped a Phil Taylor in his prime into today’s era, then he’d definitely be ranked top five but I don’t know where in that top five. It’s easy to view it with rose tinted specs and say “Of course Phil would be number one” but you’ve got to bare in mind that these days you have Gerwyn Price winning Players Championship titles with a 106 average for the whole day! You've got people coming out in round one like Ryan Meikle – the left hander from Ipswich – with an average of 111!"
 
A prime Taylor would absolutely be #1. Look at the PDC top 5 today.
#5 Rob Cross, a modern day Keith Deller, and yes he beat Taylor in a world final when he had his flukey run, but it was a Taylor far past his best, in his retirement match, the same Rob Cross that this week in the Slam managed to out choke Michael Smith and that takes some doing.
#4 Michael Smith. Here is a guy who has never won a ranking tv title, and is a complete bottle job....in fact James Wade batters Bellyboy on a regular basis, Bellyboy has just 4 wins in 22 matches against Wade, could you imagine the raping a prime Taylor would dish out to him on a regular basis.
#3 Gerwyn Price, here is a guy that only moved up the rankings AFTER Taylor was gone, and the fact is if Wright and MVG are better than Price, then a prime Taylor would be too.
#2 Peter Wright, its no secret the battering Taylor gave him too. How come Wright only started winning events after Taylor was gone ?
#1. MVG, yes the same MVG that Taylor made cry live on TV, and this was a Taylor on the slide doing this. Prime Taylor was pasting him too, it was only when Taylor went on the slide did MVG start to improve his record, and even when Taylor retired he still had the better of the head to heads.

So if the current world #1 was Taylors bitch when Taylor was on the slide, imagine what Prime Taylor would be doing to choker Smith, modern day Deller, Vermin Manlet, and the middle aged Klown, It is like Nicholson is trying to rewrite history, and claim Wade who played against prime Taylor and is still playing today at the top level does not know what he is speaking about. Seems clear to me Nicholson is jealous of Taylor as well. Maybe because he was such a failure he resents those that did better.

I have read some shit in my life coming from people involved in darts, almost all by mentally stunted, illiterate, thick as pig shit bdo scum like the Selecta's, popcorn Teeth, and worm food Croft, and bdo jobbers but this is some of the most spasticated nonsense I have ever read from someone who works for the PDC. To think a prime Taylor who mentally caused Nicholson's career to die by embarrassing him over and over, A prime Taylor who made Barney his bitch to the point that after 2007 Barney never won a major ranking tv final ever again, he made MVG bawl like a bitch live on TV from beatings,used James Wade as his own personal punchbag, but according to Nicholson, Prime Taylor would struggle with the likes of Michael Smith and Rob Cross.... you could not make this up.
 Tell me Nicholson, if the top 5 is so strong, how come Wade reached the final of the European championship and got further than Cross, Bellyboy, MVG, and Price.
If the top 5 is so strong how come then that James Wade in the Grand Slam got further than Krusty, Price,MVG Smith and Cross....the same Wade that was battered by Prime Taylor in so many finals ? ...yet unlike Nicholson, Wade never broke.
What next ? If Bristow was alive he would not get out of Q-school ? Get ta fuck ya dumb cunt

Here is a guy that has an arse jealous of his mouth due to all the shit that comes out of it, so to give you an example, I decided to revisit some of his comments he made when he was doing commentary at Bob Potters Salmonella centre in 2019 he said the following:

"For me, the ladies event is the highlight of Lakeside".
He then went on to compare Ashtons Lakeshite titles to Bristows. I shit you not.
He then followed that up with "The greatest player never to win a world title is Deta Hedman".
He said Suzuki winning the Bob Potter cup was like "her winning Wrestlemania"
That in Japan there was a "darts bar on every corner"
When John Lowe pulled up Nicholson on twitter for some of the shit he spouted he blocked Lowe on twitter. Yep, this is the puny prick who calls himself the "bad boy or darts"'
A moron who actually thought he was Australian, and last year claimed Durrant would win the PDC world championships and with his bdo title would be the undisputed world champion.
That is the person we are dealing with.
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GRAND SLAM OF DARTS

SATURDAY
Mardle started the evening ranting about value for money, and saw the prices by the bookies and had to laugh that Smith a complete choker was 9/1 and he was not even in the last 8 at this point.
I even tweeted at 11/1 Wade was a far better bet. Who in their right mind would bet on that fat cunt Bellyboy ?


Bellyboy was up against CrossBellyboy broke in the first leg and missed a darts at a double to break again for a 3-0 lead. Cross was abysmal but still held, broke and held again to lead 3-2 despite averaging only 88. There was 17 missed darts at a double already. The standard picked up thankfully in the second session, Cross missed 2 darts to break and Smith held, and then smith missed darts to break and Cross held,every leg in the session went with throw and was now 5- 5. Cross came out after the break and held with ease and missed a dart for a break yet again. Cross was the better player,and had Bellyboy on the ropes but a costly miss at a double allowed Bellyboy to break and lead 8-7, and Bellyboy held to lead 9-7 and Cross was done as Bellyboy hit 2 maximums to leave 16 after 9 darts. Of course the fat fucker missed all 3 match darts. Cross held, then threw a great leg to break throw and level it 9-9 and now Cross was throwing for the Match. Cross was woeful on his throw and was a disgrace.
Yes I know Smith had 3 match darts at 9-7 up, he was always going to miss some match darts as he is a complete choker, but Sky tried to gloss over the fact Smith got lucky cos Cross out choked the choker. When you outchoke Smith you need to be ashamed of yourself. Then after shitting himself got cranky and ran his mouth moaning.

Next up was Hector Cake Heta against Devon Petersen, whose ego is increasing quicker than MVG's arse. Heta missed a dart to hold to lead 3-0, in what was a shit start to the match. Heta took out 94 in 2 darts to break again, and held with ease to lead 4-1 at the first break. The comms that had rimmed the fuck out of Devon were now a lot quieter, and they sounded almost annoyed. Heta broke in the 8th leg to lead 6-2. Devon broke back but Heta broke in the leg after that, to lead 7-3 at the break. Both held throw after the break so Heta was throwing for a 9-4 lead, but Devon hit a maximum only his second of the entire match to help him break throw, and he held to trail 8-6. Heta was throwing for a 9-6 lead, and Devon needed the break, it was a huge leg in the context of the game, and Devon was waiting on tops to break, but Heta took out 144. Devon held for 7-9, but Heta had the throw for the match, Heta missed the bull for a 170 checkout for the match, and returned to take out 25 for the match. We were told Devon hits maximums for fun, but Devon only hit 4 maximums in the 17 legs. Look at all this hype Devon has got recently who was dumped out of the European champs by Wade, had a piss poor winter series and beaten by an average Damon Heta. I wonder...if Devon was not black would he get the hype he does ?
Then I realized with Petersen going out we would have to listen to his abysmal commentary later in the comp. Thank fuck we were spared that.

The Sulky scot against the wimpy hunchbacked Dutch prick followed. I was hoping for an Ando win although highly unlikely, if only so he could get back in the top 10 and shove Ian shite out of it, plus Hunchback losing is always a good thing. Ando took out 132 in the second leg on his throw, and it was the only leg he won in the session despite having darts to win other legs. The first leg after the break saw 4 maximums in the leg, that Ando lost on his throw, and this was fast becoming a rout, was at this point hoping the Hunchback would finish it off quick so we could get the last match on and finish early. At 8-1 down Ando was throwing to add some respectability to the scores. Ando did come out after the break and break the throw but the hunchback sealed it 10-2.
On a forum at 3-1 down I said it might as well finish 10-1 and would be fun as it would upset so many, plus the excuses would soon appear, how he had a "sore knee". Lets ignore the fact Ando is not the player he was, is a moody cunt who makes excuse after excuse, a stubborn fucker who is too lazy to attend Euro tours, and has as much drive and ambition as Barney had before his sweaty arse packed up in a huff. I don't like MVG, but will admit I did laugh seeing the Ando fans across social media make all the excuses. Anderson has a shit attitude these days.
MVG had Shitlock next round, Mardle told us how Shitlock beat MVG in the Grand Prix,
Last up was the King of Lilliput against Aspinall. Decent start too, with Aspinall getting a break in the 3rd leg, but Aspinal missed a dart at tops to lead 3-1, and Vermin took out 110 to level the game and had the throw but Aspinall made it 3 breaks on the trot to lead 3-2 at the first break. Asp held and then broke again to lead 5-2 and you could see Manlet fuming in the background, seems he did not like Aspinall giving large and fist pumping...imagine that.
Aspinall held for 6-2 and things were looking good, and both held throw for 7-3 at the second break. Vermin held, and although Asp was 2 breaks of throw up, Price threw first so Asp could only afford one break, and Price broke to make it 7-5 with 87 on the bull and held with a sweet 105 for 7-6. Aspinalls game was poor after the break. Aspinall had the throw and had to hold or he was in serious trouble. He had no shot at a double in the previous 3 legs, and then missed 3 darts at a double, but was fortunate to get a second visit  and blew 3 more darts at a double. Aspinall was choking. After leading 7-3, Vermin was throwing for his 5th leg on the trot. Asp had 3 darts at 90 to break but no joy and Vermin was powering home at this point. Aspinall did hold to make it 8-8, Aspinall had 83 to break and did not get a shot at the bull, but was gifted a second chance and got the break, so was throwing for the win. Price then missed 2 for the break, but in pure drama, Aspinall hit the bull with his last dart to seal it. Was a great watch and match of the night.

Was no surprise when sky and the PDC decided to fuck Wade on during the afternoon session whilst their favorites MVG and Dimi who they rim were given the evening slot....


SUNDAY
The matches were now first to 16, so even more favours the higher ranked players you would think.
Jose and Smith opened this session up, and De Sousa came out flying  and led 3-0, and 4-1 at the first break, Smith had 6 darts to break before the break and fucked them all away. Straight after the break Jose broke again after Bellyboy missed a double, and jose held for a 6-1. Bellyboy got lucky that Jose missed 3 darts at a double to break or he was really in the shit. Jose missed darts again to break and was given another chance to break and took it to lead 8-2, and was pasting the snot out of the over rated Bellyboy.
The interval fucked with Jose's flow, as Jose missed 6 darts at a double to hold and Smith broke, not because Smith played well, but because Jose was shit in the leg. smith held and suddenly the fat cunt got some confidence and broke again and then held, Jose was fucked it was now 5 legs on the trot.8-7 at the break. The last interval again fucked Jose, he now had 20 missed darts at a double. Smith held to level the match. Jose eventually did win a leg on throw to lead 9-8, Smith held and then broke to lead 10-9, to make it 8 legs out of the last 9.
Jose managed to get a break to tie it 10-10 at the interval, in a game that saw 15 maximums at that point, but saw 40 missed darts at a double.  Jose held and then let Smith off yet again as he missed 4 darts to break. Smith punished him even more when he broke after Jose missed even more doubles. ...the missed doubles count was at 55 between them.

This was now a game of which power scorer would choke the least on doubles, as Jose broke to level the match 12-12. Smith hit 2 maximums in the next leg, was first to the double, and of course missed, and Jose held. it the 26th leg,Smith leveled with a 126 checkout, the first ton plus checkout of the entire match. Legs went with throw with de Sousa throwing at 14-14....Smith missed tops to break and would be throwing for the match, Jose held, and all the pressure was now on Bellyboy, so when Bellyboy had 3 darts at 24 to take it to a last leg decider, it was no surprise the over rated fat cunt shat his load, and Jose stepped up and won the match.

I am sick of the sight of Smith getting upset when he threw shit as if it was the boards fault, acting like a child.I am sick at the sound of comms rimming the fuck out of this bonafide choking cunt who showed why he has never won a major competition. Smith hit 14 maximums, but missed 33 darts at a double. This was the World #4 going out to a player who prior to the comp was not even in the worlds top 30.
As for De Sousa, he too missed a rake of doubles, 31 missed for him, and still averaged 98 over 30 legs.
That said, it was great drama and I enjoyed it

Wade and Heta was on next and Wade came flying out of the blocks, and broke in leg 2 and leg 4, to lead 4-0 and averaging 111. Wade then went to sleep on his throw and Heta picked up a break of throw to win a leg and trail 4-1. After the break Wade was still asleep and his average dropped by 9 points as Heta broke yet again, and was throwing for 4-4, but Wade had other ideas and broke, and then held to lead 6-3, Heta held to trail 4-6 at the break. Wade was averaging 103 but it did not seem like it. Legs went with throw after that, with Wade taking out 152 to lead 8-5, and he took out his 3rd ton plus checkout to lead 9-6 at the break. Heta made a mess of the leg on his throw after the break and Wade took advantage as both players averages were dropping, Heta did break back next leg and held with a 142 to make it 10-8. Wade missed the bull to break and Damon Heta held at the break to trail 9-11.
Comms told us this was the longest game Heta has played in his life....how the fuck could they know this ?

After the interval Heta broke wades throw with the help of a maximum and was throwing to level the game, but Wade took out 84 in 2 darts to break back to lead 12-10, then a third break on the trot meant Heta was now throwing to level it 12-12 but Wade made it 4 consecutive breaks of throw, and soon it was 5 as Heta hit a 10 darter, and was throwing for 13-13. Wade could not shake Heta, and his earlier misses looked costly as Heta took out 101 to level the game, and when Heta hit a max on Wades throw, it looked like the game was turning but Wade hit a max and he held throw, and then broke to lead 15-13, Wade throwing for the match and chucked a shit scoring leg and missed double 8 for the win,  but Heta also threw shit and Wade returned and wrapped it up with his 4th match dart. Typical wade. Wade averaged 101 over the 29 legs, and made a mockery of Mardle who claimed earlier that Wade really does not do many ton averages over the long distance.Wade hit 85 scores of a ton or more, over 50% on doubles.
Heta and Wade combined missed less doubles in the match than what Bellyboy missed in his.That shows the difference in bottle at doubles. Another bonus was the seething across multiple forums by people who hate Wade, which I love seeing.
 
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The evening session started with the game I was looking forward to most, Dimitri was lucky to hold throw in the second leg against Aspinall, but they started to wake up, and asp broke in the 4th leg but dimi broke back , Asp led 3-2 at the break but after the break both players were erratic and the whole session consisted of breaks of throw and by the time the second interval came the score was 6-4 to Aspinall and he deserved the lead.Dimi then upped his game, broke and held and then missed doubles in the next 2 legs and undid all his good work.Asp led 9-6 after winning all 3 sessions 3-2, dimitri lost the last session despite darts to win 4 legs. This was the poorest quality of the 3 matches played on the day. Dimi had chances throughout to break but each time failed on the double.  He hit a 110 checkout to hold and but was still 3 behind and he was running out of legs. He held to trail 9-11 at the interval. Dimitri then took out 130 on the bull to break after the interval, and held and we were all level at 11 each, it was game on again. Dimitri won 4 of the last 5 legs when he made it 12-12. When Dimitri broke, it looked like he had all the momentum, but with 3 darts to lead 15-13 he blew it, and Aspinall made it 14 all, and Aspinall now was in control with the throw, and held to lead 15-14.....Dimitri had to hold to take it to a last leg decider, and he hit a huge maximums to set up the double, and it was  all down to one leg, and Aspinall threw very little as Dimitri was on 36 after 12 darts. Aspinall found a maximum to also leave 36 but was too little too late, as Dimitri wrapped it up.

It was the match with the lowest averages of the day 94 for Aspinall and 97 for Dimitri, and like Bellyboy earlier, Dimitri missed 33 darts at a double, difference being Dimitri hit more and won his match. Aspinall jerking after each throw was like a spastic with epilepsy, but again, it was another enjoyable match with 2 players I enjoy watching. The Dimitri interviews are beyond cringey.
I was then asking myself if the munter interviewing Fat John Part, owned another other footwear, as those cheap ass manky trainers were worn every single session. It looked like she got a parcel from a charity shop.

Then we had the 2 biggest pricks left in the comp, and whilst I despise the obnoxious hunchback prick, seeing him tear the scruffy homeless looking cunt a new asshole was something I would not mind seeing .If a miracle happened and  Hunchback lost, I would also be happy.
Shitlock had 6 darts at 81 to break the throw in the opening leg and fucked it.Then missed a dart to hold, so was a surprise when he took out 124 on the bull to break back and checked out 122 on the bull to hold and the first session ended 3-2 to Hunchback, which was soon 5-2 as Shitlock still had not hit a double on the outer ring. The session ended with MVG 6-4.Shitlock hit 2 maximums and broke the throw  and hit his 10th 180 to leave 26 , and had 3 darts to level the match at 6-6 and fucked it up. Shitlock did manage a break of throw right before the interval ...9-6, MVG got another break before Shitlock back, so going into the last interval it was 11-9, but MVG had the throw, scruffy cunt would need to break twice.
Shitlock hit a 15th maximum to help him hold to trail 10-12, but MVG was still firmly in control. Shitlock eventually got the break again, and held throw with the help of a 16th max, to level the match 12-12....holds of throw and it 13 each, I was starting to get my hopes up...but hunchback  broke with a 146  his first ton checkout to lead 15-13 and threw for the match, Shitlock hit an 18th maximum, and then missed a dart at double 13 to save himself, but hunchback missed 4 match darts, and Shitlock broke, and started the next leg with his record making 19th maximum of the match. and held and it was a last leg decider.....What shitlock would have given for a 20th maximum., and he got it in his first throw, but followed it with shit, MVG missed 2 more match darts, and MVG missed 3 more match darts,a total of 8 match darts, and shitlock snuffed out the hunchback prick. I laughed like a cunt. I was convinced MVG would win with ease, and at the worst win a close game, but seeing him choke was the icing on the cake.
Hunchback was not only Glen Durrants bitch, he was fast becoming Shitlock's bitch too. That was 3 wins on the trot for Shitlock over the dutch prick on TV. I turned on the Dutch channel to see the post mortem. Just a shame Klaasen was not on the panel, seeing him smirking at the hunchback defeat I would have enjoyed.
Lets hope the MVG curse continues I thought and the player that beats him goes out next round, cmon De sousa.
Shitlock hit 20 maximums, and we were told it was incredible scoring...but on reflection whilst it was an incredible amount  of maximums, lets not kid ourselves his overall scoring was not that great. He had a total of 61 scores of 100 or more, the lowest amount of the entire day by any player.It was possibly the best round of quarter finals I have seen in terms of close matches, drama, etc.
All 4 matches delivered. 



MONDAY:

First up was Shitlock and De Sousa, and whilst I wanted Jose to win, I would not begrudge Shitlock winning, maybe I am getting softer in my old age, but Shitlocks recents performances, especially against Hunchback has lessened my dislike of him, fickle bastard I am.
Shitlock started hitting the maximums early and had 3 in the first 3 legs, as well as breaking throw in the first leg, and Shitlock averaging 112 at this stage led 3-2. He looked to be running away with it at 5-2 up, but jose did find a break with an 11 darter. At the second interval it was 6-4. Jose held and then broke with a sweet 92 which was 20, and 2 double 18s and held to lead for the first time in the game 7-6. Simons average dropped from 110 to 100, while De Sousas went up to 97 and won the session 4-1 after Shitlock broke right before the interval, with the score now  8-7 and everything back on throw.
De Sousa missed 4 darts to break again in leg 16, in the next leg with 126 left De Sousa hit 2 treble 20s and double 8 to bust his score, and when he came back missed the bull.Is this why he is the "special one" ? Shitlock failed to capitalize and De sousa hit the double with his 3rd dart on his 3rd visit.....and then broke next leg. Shitlocks game took a nosedive. but De sousa made more questionable routes and errors and allowed Shitlock break back, and Shitlock woke up again as he started next leg with 2 maximums, but still lost the leg as Jose hit a 121 checkout in a 12 darter to break again...at the final interval it was 11-9 to Jose. A great game with plenty of incidents with both around the 98 average mark. Jose took out 99 with 2 double tops to lead 13-10, and Simon was in the shit now and credit to him for holding with a 140 checkout.
Jose with another 121 checkout put him 14-11 up, and when Shitlock missed 5 at tops to hold and Jose broke, it meant Jose was leading 15-11 and throwing for the match, and Jose hit a maximum which left 164, and went for it for the match and missed the bull. Shitlock hit a max to add pressure and with 2 darts for the match missed double 10 and left 5, he got another visit and missed another 2 match darts. Shitlock made no mistake. With 203 left in the next leg hit 171, to leave 32, and he hit it first dart, while Shitlock waited on tops.

This was yet another great game in what has been an absolute fantastic comp, all 4 quarters and now this semi final were all brilliant viewing. I genuinely thought shitlock would win, and was glad to be wrong. As for Shitlock, he hit even less 100+ scores than the night before, this time hitting only 55...De Sousa hitting 64. The MVG curse as some called it, continued.

 


Dimitri took out 160 to break throw in the first leg of his game with Wade, after wade missed a dart at tops. Wade who had the best checkout percentage in the comp, missed 2 darts to break back, and was 2-0 down, he held throw but missed yet another dart at a double to break but got another go and missed 3 more, was 3-1 down and missed another dart to hold, and lost the session 4-1 and was 2 breaks of throw down. Wade had darts to win every leg. Wade held next leg but Dimitri started hit the turbo and Wade was hanging on as he was 6-2 down, and 7-3 at the interval. Wade held, but was putting no pressure on Dimitri's throw. Wade held again making 4 from 4 on tops now. A 101 checkout put Dimitri 9-5 up and Wade was playing far better but could not get the breaks he needed. Wade made it 12 holds of throw on the trot, Wade in the 18th Wade got his first break and reduced the deficit and then held to make it 10-9, and was only one break of throw down. Dimitri then had a poor leg on throw, but Wade was even poorer, so Dimitri held to lead 11-9 at the last interval.
It now down to Dimitri to handle any pressure he put on himself despite Wade being the heavier scorer.Wade missed tops for a 160 and Dimitri broke, you felt Dimitri himself knew it was his to lose now and had it in the bag and was throwing for a 13-9 lead. Dimitri held, led 13-9 and started the next leg with a max, Wade looked dead and buried, Wade did manage to hold and then get a break to trail 11-13 and held to make it 3 legs on the trot. Wade missed a dart at double 19 to level the game....that was his chance it seemed....Dimitri led by 2 again. Wade held again, to trail 13-14, and with Dimitri throwing this was the most crucial leg so far of the game, and Wade again missed a dart to level, but got another go and took it....Wade was now level at 14-14...It seemed like it was Wades to lose now.
and sure enough Dimitri threw a fantastic leg to break, and he was throwing for the win, Wade would have been sick, and Dimitri hit a max when he needed it most, but he then blew it as Wade leveled the game again in a leg that was poor by both. It was now a last leg decider, with Wade throwing first. In the final leg Dimitri scored well, but Wade went 140, 180, 105, and took out 76 for a 12 darter.Only a 9 darter from Dimitri could have stopped that. Wade never led in the entire game. Wade won 7 of the last 9, and that was with Dimitri breaking him in one of them, as he came from 13-9 down to win 16-15 in legs.
I felt sorry for Dimitri and some said the pressure got to him but Wade averaged higher, scored better, and despite the missed doubles showed why he is a top player, and showed why he has more bottle than 99% of players, and how he can handle pressure better than anyone. Needless to say, the Wade haters were out in force making retarded claims of how he is lucky, and never gets high averages or how he does not score well enough. Take a look at the actual stats. for the quarters and Semis


Wade had the highest averages in the quarters and the semis, had the most 100 plus scores by a country mile in the quarters and semi finals. Has won 9 tv titles, countless floor titles, and competitions that are no longer running like the Championship League of Darts etc.
Has reached the final of 2 Ranking TV events in the last month alone
Has been in the top 10 of the PDC for 13 years, and Wade is the third most successful player in PDC History,

But somehow he is "lucky".....yet the likes of Glen Durrant who never reached the final of a PDC Ranking TV title, let alone win one, is called one of the best in the world.......go figure. Look at the hype given to Bellyboy Smith , the greatest choker of this era and how he is hyped over and over but a complete choker. .Tell me there is no bias there ! Wade even mentioned in his interview on LiveDarts, how some of the players that are hyped are not as good as him. No doubt that will cause more to cry.
Take a look at this comment from a forum by an inbred mutant.



The thick cunt to dense to realize that wade averaged a 100 the day before. How can someone be so fucking stupid on the internet when the internet is full of actual stats at your fingertips to inform you before you make a fool of yourself.

Also Wade winning and reaching his second final in a month on tv only served to back up his claim that the Top Ten is not as strong as he claimed. Wade beat the Matchplay champion Dimitri, most likely one of the players he was referencing when he said certain players would not win events were it not for for covid, or how certain players would not win if there was crowds. He was backing up his opinion. I bet the asshole Paul Nicholson was seething.

Usually I watch a final hoping a certain player would lose, normally a cunt like MVG or Price, in this case, even though I did want Wade to win, I would not be too disappointed if Jose won, seeing as I like both players, the ideal type of final, where its two players you like.
I missed the first session, was not aware it started earlier, thought it was 7pm start, so when I turned it on saw Jose hit a double to make it 3-2 with a ten darter.Wade replied with an 12 darter. " legs later Wade missed a dart at a double and Jose hit a max, Wade missed 3 more doubles and Jose broke to level the game 4-4 and averaging 7 point more than Wade, but Wade hit a maximum on his way to a break of throw, and Jose broke yet again after wade missed a dart for the leg and Jose took out 130 to make it 5-5 at the interval.

Jose held to lead for the first time in the final, and Wades scoring was awful where as Jose was rattling in maximums, and hit 2 more in his hold of throw to lead 7-6. Wade hel but Jose again on his throw hit a maximum and was now averaging over 100 with an 11 darter to lead 8-7 going in to the interval.
Jose hit his 10th maximum on his way to breaking Wade's throw again, Wades scoring in comparison was the worst it was in the entire competition.Wade was in serious trouble.
On Wades throw he started with 2  140s, but Jose started with 2 maximums, but Wade held with a 161, in a leg he simply could not afford to lose, but Wade was only delaying the inevitable as Jose again held and broke yet again for 12-8, Wade was done and he knew it and was a case of how big the win would be.


Wade did break throw after the break with a 92 checkout, and took out 120 to hold, to trail 12-10. Jose hit yet another max on his throw, his 13th, to hold. Wade held to trail by 2., and missed double 8 to break Jose, and that was Wades last chance gone, aa Jose ran in another 2 maximums against the throw and broke and was throwing for the match, after wade missed 2 darts to hold. 
Wade broke to prolong the agony for Wade fans, and threw a shit leg on throw but jose wrapped it up with a superb 158 checkout.That was it and the end of a fantastic competition with some of the best matches I have seen in year. From the quarter finals onward this was possibly the best competition I have seen.
Out came some bint in leopard print, a sure sign of a housing estate bred munter over the age of 40. Uncle Barry nowhere to be seen. Jose de Sousa totally deserved his win, and someone who is a great watch and character and great addition in the top 16 and fabulous scorer.
It was Wade's lowest scoring of the comp, and he was piss poor, which he acknowledged in his interview, but no one could deny Jose was the better player and was a great story, It made people more hungry for more darts. It was Wades second time losing in the final to a carpenter...Carpenters 2 Mechanics 0.
What made this all the more brilliant was during the comp it was Bellyboy,Chizzy, White and others that Sky were hyping, those English choking pricks who would never do anything but make up the numbers, so seeing a "foreigner" outside the top 30 come in and even beat Bellyboy on the way to picking up a huge title, shows how retarded it was hyping those English chokers.De Sousa showed why he has more bottle and backbone than the 3 stooges of White, Smith and Chizzy.



Now the Grand Slam is finished, for a year, and the BDO finished for good, it is time to overhaul this event that wants to be portrayed as a major.
The Slam should be for the winners and runners up of TV comps, and if the list is short of players, then add Euro tour winners, and if still short, add Player championships winners. If still short after all of that, then make up the numbers via the players tour order of merit as they will be the most in form players. Surely the better the players the better the quality. What did the bdo beggars, the munters, and the qualifiers like Pipe offer the comp ?

No more bdo amateur beggars like Wayne Warren stinking up events, no sexist bias by inviting munters, if they cannot qualify via the unisex order of merit then its obvious they are not good enough,no more preferential treatment for the cunts, no more jobbers getting to a last 8 in a depleted field. If the PDC want to call this a major, then no more invites, make it a comp where people earned the right to be there.
Sadly the begging amateur side, which is now the WDF are sniffing around the PDC in the hope of handouts. The WDF is just another name for the same useless cunts that played in the BDO. Be it BDO,UKDA, WDF etc, dont matter, its still that side of the game where pub players are vastly over rated, calling themselves world pro. Its pathetic, and  they offer nothing, and them competing under the name of WDF wont change a thing.

Who would the WDF provide, a fat fucking farmer wearing pink with an invisible dog ?
A suspect looking Welsh ginger prick with a quif ?
Failures like them who jobbed at q-school ?
Fuck them out, and keep them out, if they want to play PDC, let them go to q-school, the PDC is a business not a charity.

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THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS FINALS.


The events were coming thick and fast and I for one welcomed it. Since so many stuck at home, and it being cold dark and wet, what better way to spend a weekend.
O Connor against van Duijvenbode was a cracker to start the comp off. The fat cunt Bellyboy lucky to fall over the line against Boris Krcmar who averaged 108, which is the highest losing average in the history of the comp, and by the time the afternoon session was over 8 of the top 32 were gone with Dave Dismall (#8)the highest ranked player out the gap. He was joined by Dimitri van den Bergh (#9), Gurney (#11), Ratajski (#14), Lewis (#20), Bunting (#26) Petersen (#29) and Dolan (#30). 4 of the 5 highest averages of the day, all well over 100 belonged to players that went out, Krcmar, O Connor, Chizzy and Peterson.


I fucking utterly despise ITV, sick to the eyeballs for the adverts for cold cats, starving kids, caged tigers, homeless junkies, upset donkies, refugee camps....its begging after begging non stop. If you are going to allow that shit then limit it to one begging shower of bastards, all it did was make me more determined to never EVER support those charities.
I give to the local dog rescue you see what they do, but these multi national begging companies with directors on huge salaries can go fuck themselves.

The evening session kicked off with Aspinall and Waites, and like Bellyboy earlier, Aspinall was a jammy fucker to get through. Kegan Brown was 4-1 against Ando and lost. Wade in his match went 177, 171, 137, to leave 16 and still lost the leg, and then the match, so out went the #7, and Durrant (#12) and Dobey (#21) followed, so along with Mensur Suljovic who withdrew 12 of the World top 32 went out, and 3 of the them from the top 10. Dimi and Wade hopefully use their early defeats as a kick in the hole to get them ready for the Worlds.

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THE DRA NAZI PARTY.


Gollum McKinstry the cheat posted this on facebook

Its no secret I despise these cunts who seems like its their sole mission to rid darts of anyone that is not a robotic moron, by dishing out fines on a whim. They go out of their way to make any player that has any form of spirit, or character in to a cunt with as much charisma as Ian shite. This time I have no problem with them suspending players for cheating. They gave Nijman a 2 and a half year ban , but gave McKinstry an 8 year ban. Why the difference ?. If both are guilty and both admitted to it, why should the mick get the tougher sentence ? both should receive the same ban, whatever it is.
How do these vindictive cunts justify or account for fines and suspensions that make zero sense or have any template ?
How come the sweaty dutch cunt Barney never got suspended for his game against Prostate hole Martin Adams  in what was a blatant case of Match fixing ?
for those unaware, Barney played Adamsin some online shit, and betting patterns showed a lot of money going on Adams, and Barney then lost 5-0 with a 65 average, and after the game and for the rest of the comp went back to averages above 90, why was he not fined ? I bet if Barney was Irish like McKinstry he would have been fined.
Then there was Irish player Mickey Mansell who was fined for not performing to his standard, the nazi pricks had no proof of any wrong doing and simply punished him because they could, so why was Barney not punished for not playing to his so called ability ? Oh wait, he must be exempt due to the preferential treatment he gets.
Why was former world semi finalist Jamie Lewis not punished for not playing to his standard when he hit an average in the 40s a few weeks back ? Surely he must be as guilty if Mansell is guilty ?
Why was MVG not punished when he was in a slump hitting low averages in the 80s. He clearly was not playing to his ability,as that was evident to anyone watching where was his fine if that is a punishable offense now ?
Seems its okay for these DRA cunts to dish out fines to what is clearly players they don't like or have an agenda with, whilst others can do what they like. What happened to innocent til proven guilty. It is not for players to prove innocence, its up to the DRA to prove guilt, and suspending or fining players, which stops players earning and forcing them to have to use their own money to prove their innocence is wrong on so many levels.
Its bad enough the nazi bastards are killing any character, punishing people for having the audacity to have an opinion, now they fine players they do not like on trumped of charges for things they cannot prove, and if they like you and you don't play to your ability, nothing is done.
If McKinstry had got a lifetime ban I would have no sympathy as he is a fucking cheat, the argument is why should some dutch cunt get a lesser sentence because he shit himself and confessed earlier, they both were guilty,both confessed, both should be given the same sentence, but the DRA have different rules for different players, and the Irish players each time get the shit end, while the dutch like Nijman get a small ban or get away scot free like Barney.
Then the DRA is headed up by an ex british copper so hardly surprising he is racist towards Irish, most British pigs are.


 


Lastly something I saw found on a forum