Who remembers THIS
This week he again showed what a slimy vile prick he is yet again, Jonathan Worsley posted this on facebook after he was kicked out of Saturdays winter Series event."Fucking Van Gerwen a cry baby cunt. PDC one rule for one, another rule for another". Worsley then deleted his comment and posted this.
The bald hunchback prick himself even admits to personally insulting him and following Worsley outside the arena to continue the issue.
What almost everyone has not asked, is if Worsley did make a complaint initially to an official, why did that official gossip and tell MVG when the complaint was not about MVG ?. That official is as responsible and had no place in passing on said complaint to MVG.
Another thing people seem to have ignored, why was MVG not marking himself ? why is he given preferential treatment where he can pick people to mark for him in street clothes, but one of their own players gets grief for wearing a rugby shirt whilst marking.
MVG not only refused to mark,which itself has seen others get a fine of the DRA Nazi Party, he then after getting information of an official, which the official had no right to pass on, proceeded to stalk Worsley and even followed him outside to personally abuse him. Why was MVG not thrown out of the comp ? Worsley is correct in that there is one rule for players, and different rules for those in the clique. The ego of MVG is so big he even claimed Worsley should have come to him ...why ? The complaint was not about MVG, but the guy marking for MVG. The bald prick then used this to harass Worsley, and personally insult him, and when later Worsley went outside MVG followed him outside and continued to insult him. In my world that would have seen him get his skull caved in if you dollowed people around abusing them in the face.. He got off lightly with just a push in my opinion, and then the bald prick made out he was the victim and went crying to officials, making him a rat, the very thing he accused Worsley off. The Dutch cunt is clearly thick as pigshit and ignorant as well.
Seems quite clear to me if the DRA Nazi Party are going to fine Worsley, then a fine should be given to MVG who inflamed the situation. The official deserves one as well because if the official had not been a gossiping cunt, kissing the fat hole of MVG it would never have happened. Its a pity the push did not end up with MVG breaking his back for good.
MVG insulted the player, and whilst arguments happen all the these things happen but once a person starts following you outside the building continuing his name calling, then that cunt deserved to be knocked out. So what happens the next time a lower ranked player has an issue and does the right thing and goes to an official, and the official gossips to one of the players in the clique ? Why is the likes of MVG allowed to take said complaint about the marker and harass the player and personally insult him, follow him around the arena and even outside continuing the stalking. If MVG is not fined for this it will prove yet again everything I have said about the DRA Nazi Party having no basis for anything , just dispensing fines on a whim to whoever they like whilst giving favortisim and preferential treatment to others.
The irony in all this was Worsley did not have to push hunchback, a simple threat would have seen hunchback shit himself, the guy is a fucking wimp.I still laugh at the video of Robert Thornton chasing MVG around a pub with a chair, and MVG legging it and shitting himself.
THE WINTER SERIES.
Event 5.
The final event saw the scourge of Wetherspoons, the virus spreading Glen Durrant go out first round for the 4th time in 5 days. Seriously this guy is the most over rated player in PDC history, his record in ranking events is utterly abysmal for someone who is heralded as the best in the World. Daniel Larsson became the 62nd different player to beat him in PDC competition, that's not a typo, 62nd. Durrants 85 might be good enough in the past to win him and others Lakeshite titles, but wont cut it in the PDC. Ryan Searle has won 4 on the trot against him, Price, Wright and many others have as many victories. Joe Cullen was 5-0 down to Justin Pipe who was averaging 112, and Cullen won 6-5.
I was obviously delighted the vile Hunchbacked cunt was sent out in his first match of the day, as the autistic and deranged looking Callan Rydz dumped out the cunt. Rydz eventually lost in the last 16 to Fatpot who had another decent run but lost in the quarters, with a 105,2 average, as Ratajski averaged 112.5.
Andy Boulton beat Wright to earn a spot in the semis against Joe Cullen. This was Cullens 3rd semi final in the last 4 days whilst Huybrechts played Ratajski in the other semi final.
A Boulton or Huybrechts comp win would put Wattimena out of the Slam, and thankfully both lost in their semis, as Ratajski who started poorly, played awesome darts, Cullen had too much for Boulton. It was yet another great final, and Cullen played brilliant throughout the day after coming from 5-0 down in the first round and had a 105.1 average in the final.Only Bellyboy finished higher in the Winter Series than Cullen. Joe also thanked Tommy Cox for what he did for his career mentioning how it was the 2 year anniversary of his death. A nice touch from him, which would no doubt infuriate plenty of mushrooms who despised Tommy and also Joe Cullen.
There were 9 averages of 104 or over with Chizzy hitting the highest of the day with a huge 121.7 average,dwarfing Bellyboys 112.7, Ratajski's 112.5 and Ryan Joyce's 110. Altogether 9 players with a ton plus average lost their games.
Remember how we were told Devon Petersen was one of the best 180 hitters now in the world ?
Was looking at the stats for the most 180s in the entire Winter Series, Joe Cullen hit 80, Jose de Sousa hit 79, Michael Smith hit 76, Damon Heta hit 71.
Devon Petersen hit 12. ...yes 12....and comms still are trying to brainwash us that he is one of the best maximum hitters in the world.
THE GRAND SLAM OF DARTS
One of the most common moans across social media towards the Slam oddly comes from the most retarded cunts on Earth, the bdo mushrooms. These inbred defective cunts that need sterilizing complain there are not enough bdo begging scum in the event, as if the bdo had any say in the matter. I have seen in the past people even claim it should be 16 bdo against 16 PDC, as if the bdo paid half the costs, put up half the prize money, or even provided quality players. It is commonly known I would prefer all the bdo beggars be fucked out for ever, and if you want to play PDC go to Q-school and get your card. The PDC is a business not a fucking charity to the begging scum of the bdo.
This year in the Grand Slam there are 10 debutants for the PDC. Players like Jose De Sousa, Joe Cullen, Dirk van Duijvenbode, Damon Heta and Devon Peterson., players that would massacre anyone in the BDO.
When players like Daryl Gurney are not good enough to qualify, why should the PDC invite players from the BDO, players like the fat egomaniacal Farmer Mitchell or the suspect looking Welsh prick Jim Williams, players who could not even get through Q-school.
I was then looking forward to the excuses made for Wayne Warren when he loses, and make no mistake he will lose, I dont mind Wayne, in much the same way I did not mind Durrant, Bunting, Webster etc for winning the bdo shitty tin pot, my issue has always been your inbred mushroom who thinks they are something special, when in reality they are just amateur players winning a 2 bit mickey mouse amateur title. Anyone who thinks that heap of shit is a "world title" is mentally crippled.
When Suzuki and Warren get dumped out early, which they will, just watch the excuses flow. The "Covid meant he lost match sharpness" or the "he was out of form" excuses will be pumped out quicker than a munter throwing scores of 22.
Group D was the worst of the lot, Right said Fred Rob Cross, Dave Dismall, the worlds oldest youth player Fluke Humphries, and Justin Pipe....jesus fucking christ.
The 2 groups that looked the best on paper were groups E & F.
Group E with Wright, White, Petersen, van Duijvenbode looked the toughest group to pick the 2 that would qualify, with Petersen out of form as quick as he was in it, and Whites record for shitting himself when he spots a tv camera.
Group F with Wade, Durrant, Wattimena, Heta looked as tough also as Durrant has been playing shit, but Wattimena and Heta were putting in good performances in the winter Series.It was also the only group that had 3 players in the PDC top 25, and Heta the better of the Pool 4 players.
Group H looked like the most obvious group where the 2 qualifiers would come from. A group that had Aspinall, Dimitri, Evans and Warren.
MONDAY:
In the second game Chizzy got lucky, he usually loses those games, but glad though as sick of that pot bellied, bearded and married "youth player" in comps. It was the only reason he was in this comp. Wade was very impressive and beat Heta, but no interview to rile up people. Then we had the final of the Scruffy bastards of the PDC as Searle took on Shitlock, and Shitlock won, always a black cloud, not that I am a huge Searle fan. Durrant was absolutely woeful.We were told Durrant is one of the best in the world, but don't recall the real greatest players ever being this atrocious. He lost first round in 4 of the 5 days of the Winter Series, and against Wattimena in the Slam lost 5-1 and averaged 78 and had only 6 3 figure scores in 6 legs. Durrant was never one of the greatest in the World, people are hoodwinked by the likes of Mardle bullshitting them, that said Durrant should be better than what he was. So the former "bdo world champ" got his arse handed to him, and next up was the current "bdo world champ" Wayne Warren, against Nathan Aspinall who had a poor Winter Series.
Now we would see what the BDO players would provide to this comp.....remember them excuses I said earlier that would come out ? Those excuses I wrote about on forums before the comp started, were now emerging as the "he is out of match practice" or the "he has not played in months". this was so soon after the excuses for Durrant had just finished. Warren was lucky to even average 70 as he was hammered 5-0.He did not even get a dart at a single double. Tell me again how there should be more BDO beggars in this comp. Warren continued his 100% record of losing every single game he played in the Slam.The "out of practice" excuse kept coming, oddly no one brought up how he dodged Q-school and could have played in that and the challenge tour. Seriously if the PDC want people to take the Slam seriously, they need to end this invite to beggars who simply are not good enough. Year after year, excuse after excuse is made for these useless cunts....end it now for once and for all.
Dimitri beat Ricky Evans 5-1, and Dimitri averaged 114.85, and had he not missed a few doubles in the last leg would be nearer the 119. Evans played well with 95. Dimitri averaged almost 45 points more than the BDO "world pro" Warren, and people think the BDO are not pub players. Last up in the session was the sulky whiny Anderson who was awful but still won, It was not Durrant type bad, or Warren type bad, but was still bad then had another whinge in his interview, maybe dropping to world #13 upset him. He was on about people sniffing,and they should be tested again and some across social media presumed he meant coke users, others were saying it was a reference to covid, either way, I had no idea what the fuck he was on about or what team, I know Gawlas plays for BULLS
I used to love Ando, now he is just a whiny lazy cunt who is fast becoming everything I hated Barney for.That said, on the plus side, a good post match interview is always good for stirring things up, look at wade recently. I rather watch car crash interviews than the usual generic shit we so often get. Wade said in his interview which I saw on youtube, that a player from the PDC top ten approached him and quizzed him over his recent comments.Considering Bellyboy,Chizzy and Ian Shite are all now in the PDC top ten, I reckon its one of those 3 useless cunts who never won a thing that had the hump and went crying to Wade. Shows what a cunt that player was, Wade should have told them to fuck off loser.
Evening session: John Part has gone from someone who used to average a ton to now weighing a ton, he seriously needs to go on a diet. The so called "prime slots" for the evening session went yet again to the Sky and PDC favorites of Bellyboy, Hunchback the wimp and Gerwyn Price. The only 2 munters in the comp were in those matches. Top 10 players likes Cross, Wade and Chizzy were put in the afternoon session, so the prime slot could go to munters who were always going to lose. The prime slots as TV companies call them should have went to the games that promised far more not one sided affairs.I wrote this on a forum before the session even started.
First up was Clayton and Joyce which was a belter of a game going all 9 legs with Clayton winning.
Clemens saw off Joe Cullen in another quality affair where both averaged 99. As I predicted another great game
Then we had De Sousa against Ratajski, a slower affair but quality darts yet again. Imagine that.
Up next we had munter #1 of the night, the Munter that had a competition specifically set up so she could be there because she was unable to qualify otherwise, against a guy who gets more like Andy Fordham each passing day. As a member on the forum wrote
I have no problem with Ashton taking the spot if its on offer, and she is the best munter player in my opinion, my argument is there should never be a munter qualifier if the PDC is unisex in the first place. Had she qualified by right alonside the other tourcard holders I would be hoping for an Ashton win, but not when she has no right being involved in the comp. She has no place in the comp, alongside the invite beggars of the BDO. She lost obviously, even if she did average almost 18 points higher than Wayne Warren. Thunder Thighs tuner told us Ashton had a good year on the floor...the kitchen floor ?
Then we had the vile cunt Hunchback the wimp,the officials "favorite", up against one of the worst qualifiers Adam Hunt. Like the Bellyboy Ashton game, this was another one sided game, as I predicted. Then we had the Welsh Manlet versus Suzuki, and even when Suzuki took out 135, which was on her throw and needed,to lead 3-2, there was never any doubt Price was still going to win I thought, and Price broke, but credit to Suzuki she took out 116 to break back and had the throw for the match. To be fair, Price was awful, and Suzuki had 4 darts for the win.In fact it was not until Suzuki left a double I first thought she could win, that was how confident was Price was winning.I would have liked to have seen her beat the little manlet and soften his cough, and would no doubt be a blow to his inflated ego. As for Suzuki, the last time a Jap choked this much the Enola Gay was on her way home from a successful mission. Some people were crying Vermin was not giving enough praise to Suzuki, but he was right, he played shit and she wont bother the other male players if they play their usual game. The reality is Munters need the male players to play shit to have a chance of winning, or a crowd putting off players.
Krusty played Dirk next, and Dirk threw away the first leg, one he should have won with ease, and despite missing 7 doubles was leading 2-1. Dirk scored heavy but his doubling was shit, and had missed 10 darts at a double, so it went to a final leg and dirk hit a magnificent 168 to leave tops, and in the end lucky as he took 8 darts to finish the 40. Made that group very interesting now.
We got a video promo for Ian white with slogans appearing on the screen, White was called a "Giant Destroyer". Of What ? Viewing figures ? A statement saying he "Handles the Heat", I shit you not.... Then came the phrase "thrives under pressure"....are they on fucking drugs ? That had to be some inside joke where they were taking the piss.
The game started with both White and Petersen missing a 14 darts at a double between them in the first leg.Devon hit 7 perfect darts to start the second leg, and he hit a total of 6 maximums in the 7 legs as Devon won 5-2. He scored well, but his doubling was shit, as for Ian Shite, was anyone really surprised his arse fell out again ?
The most retarded excuse of the day was this moron who tried to make out it was the fault of the PDC that the roofer is so shit. Checkout this idiot.
TUESDAY
Afternoon session kicked of with Wayne Warren against Ricky Evans, where Wayne was far better than he was on the day before,averaging 88.70 but was still beaten in a poor match 5-3, Ricky had moments of class amongst total jobber darts.Ricky had only an 87 average. Pipe and the worlds oldest youth player Fluke Humphries was put on fast forward. I did spot the graphic showing at 3-2 down Pipe was averaging 99 and ten points more than fluke, and by the time it was over Fluke had won with an 87 average.The beauty of tuning in late was the ability to fast forward, and like the Pipe match, the Gawlas and Searle match was skipped through also. The graphic at 3-0 to Searle showed he was averaging 117, so left it on from there, and sure enough Searle was poor from then on, and he fell over the line 5-4.
Glen Durrant against Heta was the first game of the afternoon I gave a shit about. Durrant had chances in the first couple of legs but was not able to take them, it was a brutal start from him, he scored okay but could not finish his breakfast and was soon 3-0 down, he somehow won a leg before it ended 5-1. Glen averaged 89, and like Wayne Warren improved on his first match but was not good enough.
Shitlock against Anderson looked a tasty match on paper and it turned out to be great quality at the start, but the longer it went, it dropped in quality, and when Ando was missing doubles to hold throw it was over soon after and he lost 5-1. Good job they did not interview the loser, suspect he would have had another whinge.
Wade started very poor in his match against Wattimena, but from 2-0 down he hit a heap of 140s to run off 4 legs to lead 4-2, before going to sleep, but was enough for him to win 5-3, leaving Wattimena to play Heta for the second qualifying spot.
Dave Chisnall went 2-0 down to Rob Dross, before waking up and rattling of 5 legs. Cross was shit again, missing crucial doubles. Chizzy scored well, and his 96 average would have far better were it not for his poor doubling. Chizzy was asked in his post match interview how he "approached this event" and Chizzy replied how he has done what he has always done. I think Chizzy should do something else then, since what he has always done has got him nothing.
Aspinall against Dimitri was an enjoyable game, Aspinall scored well but his doubling let him down. 2 players I enjoy watching, and although Dimitri won, I was hoping Aspinall would win his last game and join Dimitri in going through.
The defeats for Durrant and Warren saw the mushroom continue to make excuses, not sure why Durrant is still classed as one of theirs since he bailed out on the bdo. I guess the more hammerings a bdo tim pot winner gets, the more it shows how weak the bdo was, so therefore excuses have to be made. The notion that Lakeshites were meaningless would be too difficult for them to accept, so hence the excuses.
Evening session started off with comms rimming the fuck out of Lisa Ashton in her match against Ratajski, and Lisa led 3-1, not because she was brilliant, but because the Pole who scored better was so shit at doubles, who was 1 from 13 at this point. The pole missed more doubles yet again and was 4-1 down, after missing a total of 14 doubles. Ashton was only averaging a mere 90. Ratajski then held, then broke, and had at this point 6 maximums and was averaging 103 despite 16 missed doubles. He then held throw again outscoring Ashton, so a last leg decider was up and sure enough the Pole won it, proving yet again if male players play to their own usual standard, the munters do not have a chance. Don't give me the shit "Ashton was unlucky", because she was lucky to get the legs she did, and once Ratajski played to his standard there was only one outcome. Despite the 17 missed darts at a double, Ratajski averaged almost 105, to Ashton's 87. Once he started hitting his doubles Ashton was never close.
Cullen against Hunt was far more entertaining than I expected, with Hunt taking out a couple of ton plus checkouts before Cullen won it with a 164 checkout.
Joyce and Suzuki meant more rimming by the comms, and Suzuki in leg 2 needing 116 hit 2 treble 20s and bust , she was still given 2 more visits to win the leg. Joyce was not playing well by his standards and his sub 90 average was more than enough to lead 3-1, and that was it, no way back for Suzuki, and like Ashton, Suzuki is simply not good enough, to their credit they were better than Wayne Warren, and don't fault them rocking up to collect a few grand, but as competitive players they offer nothing. The Munters have to depend on the male players to shit themselves under pressure of playing a munter on tv to have a chance of winning, so take your political correctness bullshit and fuck off. The munters are not good enough, never have been, and as soon as they can qualify by right in the unisex PDC and not have to depend on "womens only" qualifiers to get in then I will give them the credit they deserve.
Watching that fat cunt Part, and listening to prick Mardle trying to skirt around the fact the Munters are shit and not good enough was funny, the excuses they were coming up with were insulting my intelligence.
Peter Wright was up against Ian Shite and the first 2 legs were awful, and then wright changed his darts, and Wright improved as did Ian Shite, and it was quality darts after that, but there was a tv camera there so only one possible outcome, and that was Wright winning, who had a 106 average. Ian Shite had a ton plus average as well. Devon against Dirk was another game where comms spent the entirety of the match rimming one of their favorites, in this case Devon. Off went the audio. The scoreline did not reflect how close the game was as Dirk averaged 5 points more than Devon but lost 5-2.
WEDNESDAY:
Just the one session this day, and started off with Gawlas against Shitlock. The scruffy cunt started with 2 maximums, had multiple darts at a double and missed them all. He lost the first 2 legs, missing 9 darts at a double and was averaging just 80 despite the 2 maximums. Shitlock was 4-0 down and with just one dart at tops to save the match and Gawlas waiting on tops, Shitlock hit the tops in a 77 finish, for the break, then he held and broke again and leveled the match with a hold of throw as Gawlas went to utter shit. Shitlock scored brilliantly, and won 5-4 despite missing 17 doubles.
Up next we had Dismal Dave against the boring as fuck Justin Pipe.....what a time to be alive. It was actually a decent quality match, and Pipe should have led 3-0 instead of trailing 2-1. It would not be a Chizzy match without a heap of missed doubles, think it was something like 34 missed doubles between them in the 7 legs, an average of almost 5 missed doubles a leg.
Wade and Durrant was atrocious stuff for the first 4 legs, we were told Durrant was out of form, but it seemed like both were as bad as each other, but Wade then woke up and averaged well in excess of a ton as he ran out 5-2. I enjoyed Mardle on comms, for the sole reason of listening to him make excuse after excuse for Durrant. Make no mistake Covid will be used by Mardle and and the mushrooms as an excuse for everything. Why has Durrant not won a ranking major in 2 years ? He had covid. Why has the so called one of the best in the world failed in every semi final ? Covid !.It will be used despite the fact Durrant was failing long before he got covid or even covid happened. I will say it again, durrant is a good player, but was never one of the best in the world, his performances show that. He has never made a ranking final in a major, has lost to 63 different players in PDC competition at this point, and those that hold multiple wins against him are well in to double figures. I would like for him to find form again, he is a top 20 player, even if he is not among the true elite.
Dimitri against the bdo "World Pro" followed. After 2 legs the averages were 115, against 68....a difference of 47 points.So was a surprise when Warren broke in the third leg. Dimitri missed double 12 for a 9 darter to win the match. Dimitri finished with an average of 107, a whole 30 points more than Wayne Warren. I think Warren seems a decent lad, and don't begrudge him the few quid, especially after he got fucked over by scumbag Des and the BDO, but the reality is, he is simply not good enough, and they can hype "bdo world pro" for he and Suzuki but it don't matter a fuck, they offer nothing in terms of quality.
Wattimena against Heta for a qualifying spot was a poor quality game. Heta missed a match dart to win 5-3, and went to a ninth leg. Heta missed another match dart for the win, only for Wattimena then to miss 3 match darts. Heta made no mistake in his next visit. Good end to a poor game.
Searle against the sulky Scot was a quality affair, with the Scot winning 5-3, with Searle averaging 102. Ando qualified as runner up in the group and was due to play MVG, which suited me fine.
Aspinall played Evans in a winner takes all qualifier. Evans wore a very light colored gray pants, that had zero bearing on the game, but would not surprise me if the DRA Nazi Party found some excuse to fine him under the dress code, as we have seen in the past for others who did not comply to their "uniform" rules. This was a fast paced game as expected with 2 players I enjoy watching, although Ricky's speed sometimes seems it does him more damage than good.It was funny as Russ Bray was calling out 180, Ricky hit another in quick time that Russ had to rush his call. Evans scored like a lunatic hitting 6 maximums but could not hit a double with just one double out of 11. Its all well and good scoring like that at that speed, but when you rush doubles and hitting fuckall, you wont go far. Aspinall won 5-1 in a game that should have been far closer.
Last up was Rob Dross against Fluke Humphries. Zero interest in this and only later that night I got around to watching it. Decent standard but two players that bore me. Fluke had a dart to break at 4-2 down but missed and Cross wrapped it up. Fluke like Ryan Searle lost with a 102 average
The first match was De Sousa against Ashton,and Ashton obviously had no chance, and lost. That said she did not embarrass herself and averaged 83, and whilst that 83 was hardly great, it was higher than some averages by Glen Durrant and Wayne Warren the so called former "world pros". Jose hit 6 maximums in the 6 legs and averaged a ton, The scoreline meant Ratajski needed to win by at least 3 legs to go through and send De Sousa out. A 5-0 win would send Bellyboy out.the Pole gave himself a chance when he broke to lead 2-1 after Fordham MKII missed doubles, but Bellyboy broke straight back and held for 3-2, and that was it, Bellyboy breaking for for 4-2 put the Pole out and De Sousa through. Bellyboy had an almost 107 average despite being poor on doubles.
Clayton against Suzuki was another one sided game where comms hyped the munter but their bullshit was not fooling anyone.Mardle told us how missing big numbers at this level will get you punished, proving the fact the munters are not at this level. Thunder Thighs turner on comms said when Suzuki was 3-0 down that Suzuki was out of the comp, no shit Ssherlock! Coal scavenger #2 romped home 5-0 to put himself in the last 16. Coal scavenger #1 Vermin played Ryan Joyce, and a Joyce win would put Vermin out. This was a belting start, Price broke with a 124 checkout, Joyce broke back with a 126 checkout. When Joyce held to lead 3-2, they were both averaging 110. Joyce took out 107 to break and lead 4-2, and was chucking for the game. Vermin broke after Joyce missed a dart at the bull for the win. Vermin then held with an awesome scoring leg, and it was a last leg decider. Price hit a max and Joyce was in trouble as Price's scoring was too much, as Joyce crumbled. Price was in the ropes and pulled it out, and possibly the best game of the comp to that point. Price had a 106 average.
Then we had Ian shite against Dirk van Divingboard, and White had to win big to have any hope, and the mongo looking played awesome, won 5-1 with an average of 108. James Wade was waiting on the runner up in that group and playing White would be more preferable to playing Wright who was in danger of failing to qualify were he not to win against Devon. Petersen needed to win 5-2 or better to send Krusty out, and see White claim the runner up spot, Devon missed darts to break and lead 3-1, but Krusty was atrocious and gave Devon more chances. Krusty was 1 from 13 on doubles and averaging on the 70s and 4-1 down in no time, Krusty did hold to take a second leg, but it was all in vain. The competition is poorer with White in it instead of Krusty as we know Krusty has the spinal column and nerve to actually lift a trophy, its only a matter of when Ian Shite is going to shit himself. As for Devon, he has some fucking ego for a cunt that has won fuckall in the game and for him to point out the faults of others who have been successful shows how big an ego he has. Wade was right what he said about Petersen at the European championships how he needs to wins things first, and then Wade proceeded to beat Devon. The cunt is 20/1 for the PDC Worlds, Durrant is 14/1, and I would not back him if he was 1400/1. I think the bookies are starting to believe the hype and bullshit of the comms.
Joe Cullen was not only needing to pick up a win against KotW winner and crying wimp MVG, he also needed jobber hunt to pick up as many legs as possible, or preferably a win.Only a 5-2 or better could save Hunt, and Clemens led 2-0 and his game then went to shit as Hunt rattled of the next 5 for a win that was not expected. Hunt now was favorite to qualify if MVG won. A 5-4 defeat would be enough for Cullen, but that was unlikely on the form of wimpy Hunchback. The Hunchback did not start well but still managed to lead 3-1, but Cullen got lucky and got a break to trail 3-2, and had to depend on MVG to miss even more doubles for him to hold to level the game. MVG held on his throw, so all Cullen needed was to hold for 4-4 and he was through and started with a maximum,and left 93 after 9....MVG was on 384.....and he completely fucked it up.....
after leaving double 18 hit the single, then decided to throw for 2 for double 16 and hit double 2, to leave 14, then missed double 14 twice before hitting single 7, and then failed to take that out.
After 3 days of group matches it was an enjoyable event, The only shocks were the World Champion Wright getting knocked out, and we came close to reigning Champion Vermin Price going out and Hunt finishing above Cullen. As I said earlier the comp is poorer with Wright and Cullen out, as hunt and White are only there to make up the numbers.
Gone were the bdo beggars that were rimmed by Mardle and Thunder Thighs, gone were the munters that were hyped to shit, gone was Glen Durrant who had excuse after excuse made for him. These were not shocks nor surprises, we all knew the muters, bdo etc offered fuckall. I knew Durrant was struggling and expected him to go out but did not expect him to be that bad. But fret not, comms might have lost Durrant, the beggars and the munters etc, but they still had plenty of others they could kiss the hole of, they had token black player Petersen for pc purposes, and of course their own clique of favorites which included the Wimpy hunchback and the sulky Scot..
FRIDAY.
Now the business end of this comp was starting. So no surprise Ando and Aspinall, 2 of Sky favorites who played on the Wednesday got another night off and did not have to play on the Friday, yet the other players like Wade Shitlock and Chizzy was not afforded the same luxury.
Another thing that annoyed me was the return of the advert breaks after 5 legs. I would prefer they played the entire match and take extra long adverts at the start and end, it kills the mood.
First up was Dimitri who was average 116 after 4 legs, but Clayton got a break of throw just before the adverts.Dimitri was running amok, and Clayton was lucky Dimi missed a heap of darts to lead 6-2, Clayton made it to 5-3, but Dimi even missing doubles was too strong and led 7-3.Seemed inevitable this would be wrapped up in the third session and sure enough Dimi wrapped it up 10-3, and despite 15 missed doubles averaged over 103.
Wade against White was pretty shit for the first 2 sessions, with neither player doing anything special. White missed a rake of doubles to make it 8 holds of throw in a row, before Wade broke to lead 5-3. Wade then missed tops and White broke back and after 7 holds of throw there was the third break of throw with Wade leading 6-4.Wade had just 6 x 140s in the first ten legs but Wade came out in the third session and soon found his scoring and Wade hit 6 x 140s in the next 3 legs.
Wade then missed 3 darts for 9-4, but White shit himself with 3 darts at a double, and he did not get another shot at a double in the game. Wade won 10-4 despite having the lower average. I was surprised White averaged 99. Wade winning and his interview again upset countless simpletons across social media. Long may it continue.
Scruffy cunt Shitlock against Hunt was next and Shitlock broke early and legs went with the throw, with Shitlock leading 6-4 at the second interval. It was turgid shit, with the scruffy cunt beating the jobber Hunt. MVG who should beat Ando easily will dispose of Shitlock with ease in the last 8. That 87 average of Shitlock wont be troubling anyone in the next round.
Chizzy and De Sousa looked very tasty on paper, but was a slow poor start. In one leg De Sousa with 63 left and 2 darts, went for 25 double 19, instead of 13 bull. Jose got another go and broke back and then held, in the fifth leg Jose was on 70 left and went 1, 19, and then big 18. If it was a miscount, and he though it was 40 or even 36 left, he still hit the big 18 in the middle. How he fucked up that count is beyond me. If he deliberately hit 18 to leave 32, thinking Chizzy would miss all 3 darts at a double, it was insane, it was the ultimate fuck you ! but it worked, it mind fucked Chizzy, and Chizzy missed all 3 darts at the double. Jose came back and hit the 32 to lead 3-2... Bizarre stuff. Jose came out after the interval and continued his steady form as Chizzy imploded.....after leading 2-0, Chizzy lost 8 legs on the trot. This was Ian Shite sort of choking, I thought Chizzy was going to cry at one stage. I like Chizzy, but the cunt has the backbone of a jellyfish, and I even felt sorry for him. Dan Dawson on twitter mocked Chizzy about his intelligence and mind games, but deleted it soon after. Then it all changed again...Chizzy held after the break and then after Jose missed 5 darts at a double Chizzy broke again , and then held, to trail 8-5, Jose missed a dart at tops for a 9-5 lead, and both missed a rake of darts, but Chizzy broke and held, Chizzy had won 5 on the trot, and incredibly had a dart to level the match before De Sousa held for 9-7. Chizzy missed the bull for a 170, before Jose missed the Bull for a 161 for the match, but Jose got another visit and won a very entertaining game 10-7. Afterwards on Dutch tv Jose when asked why he hit the big 18 when he needed Bull said "he was not thinking".
The defeat for Chizzy meant he dropped from World #7, to #8 as Wade overtook him, that #8 spot is not one he would want as it would put him in MVG's section at the Worlds, there is still the Players Championships finals still to come to address that.
I think the hunchback prick will dump the miserable Scot out, although would love to be proven wrong.
Rob Dross bores me so much I would prefer Smith beat him.
Would like to see Heta beat Petersen if only to shut the comms up from all their arse kissing, but suspect Devon will be too strong, and Price should beat Chavspinall easy enough..
This was the last Grand Slam to feature bdo beggars, so only fitting all the bdo beggars won a total of ZERO games. Wayne Warren and Mikuru Suzuki left with Slam records of played six games each, and lost 6 games each....a fitting tribute to the shit the bdo provided for over a decade. Now the cries of the mushrooms have started where they are now calling for WDF & UKDA players to stink up the Slam.
I saw one article today where people from the WDF, JDC, and MAD were giving their opinions...but who gives a flying fuck what the UKDA, WDF etc think, its not up to them, this is the decision of the PDC. The bdo is dead and there is no shortage of begging cunts looking for a payday to stink up a televised comp. Mushrooms already rimming the fuck out of the UKDA and WDF.....so this begs the question
When the top 16 players, Tommy Cox and Dick Allix left the BDO to form the WDC/PDC, the BDO, its board and its inbred mushroom fans would call the PDC traitors etc. Even at the time of the split, those players were treated like dirt and openly called traitors.The BDO stopped then WDC players from trying to make a living for themselves and their families. The bdo were fucking scum, its fan were the lowest scum on Earth, so the question is...
So why are the Mushrooms not calling the UKDA traitors ? They too broke away from the bdo just like the WDC did, how come the mushrooms are not ridiculing them ?
I have asked but for some reason the mushrooms have ignored this.Is it because they would show themselves up to being hypocrites ? Surely the UKDA betrayed the BDO by leaving like the PDC did. ?
Maybe...just maybe the reality has finally dawned on the mushroom how backward the bdo were ... It only took a couple of decades dor the inbred scum to finally get it.
And last but not least.......to the Champions....yet again....10 in a row
