This weeks award goes to Chris Mason for 4 his statement live on ITV during a darts broadcast that he "doesn't watch much darts"
Bellyboy. - I am sick to the eyeballs of this fat fucking cunt being constantly hyped, When things don't go his way he pouts and has a strop like a obese child sulking because he cannot go to McDonalds for a burger. He acts like its the boards fault he is not hitting maximums, well known for crying on twitter, has as many excuses as Mervyn King when it comes to losing and a backbone like Martin Adams.
I have said countless times there is something seriously wrong with the way the PDC organise the rankings when during the Grand Slam of Darts the 3 stooges of darts, Bellyboy, Dave Dismall and Ian Shite were all top 10 players, all of them with as many major titles as Terry Jenkins.
Even last weekend Bellyboy was left off the hook by Boris Krcmar, who was vastly better, he lost the plot against Krusty, who was hardly in the best form himself. The new Order of Merit rankings as we stand tonight going into the World Championships with all defending money removed sees Bellyboy now at 7th, and thankfully out of automatic selection for the next Premier League, and in my opinion undeserving of being selected again, sadly as we know the PDC care little for what players deserve, and that is fucked out the window for favoritism, look at Ando and especially Barney over the years.
Speaking of Ando, he is currently the world #20 after he dropped yet another 7 places . An early defeat for him, along with Bellyboy will put them more in the spot they deserve, and hopefully comms might ease up on the hype.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS FINALS
The Saturday afternoon session, saw most of the top seeds and favorites through, , Bellyboy came from 4-1 down against Ando, Joe Cullen got passed Rob Cross in a piss poor game that had 24 missed doubles. The best game in terms of averages was Wattimena against Fluke Humphries where both had 107 averages.
The biggest upset was possibly Ross Smith beating Nathan Aspinall, whilst Vinny van der Voort missed 2 match darts to beat Jose de Sousa.
In the evening session Ian Shite lost to Joe Cullen ....what a shock.
Jose de Sousa was 6-4 up averaging 111, but after the break his game dropped and allowed the prick Bellyboy to come back and win. Boris Krcmar, should have beaten him, Ando should have beaten him, and De Sousa collapsed against
On the Sunday afternoon it looked like MVG, Krusty and Price were all heading for the semis.
first up was Mervyn King against Damon Heta who has got a few wins behind him in recent Heta scored the better of the 2 and got more attempts at doubles and led deservedly 7-2 and it looked over for King, but he managed to hold before the break before breaking and holding and breaking again, but missed double 16 to level the match and Heta made it 8-6.
Credit to Mervyn who broke again and held to make it 8-8 and when he took out 104 he had the throw for the match and hit a sweet 150 to leave 32 and checked it out to win 10-8, winning 8 of the last 9 legs and finished with a 100 average.
Peter Wright was up against Bellyboy next and Krusty was 4-1 up at the first break. Smith took out a 105 to get a break and then 114 for another break after by the second interval which he won 5-0, he now led 6-4, Krusty held and then got a break, and at 6-6 Bellyboy hit 8 perfect darts and missed the double 12 and did not get another visit as Krusty took the leg. The fat petulant cunt strop like started as predicted and the towel came in, as Krusty broke with a 101 checkout to lead 8-6.
Krusty won the last 6 legs of the match.....and that was the end of Bellyboys undeserved hype, and we would be spared any more of it until Ally Pally when that shit would start again. Krusty had a 101 average, Bellyboy had a 102.
Up next Price and Cullen, and with Cullen on double 8 for a 3-0 lead, Price woke up and took out 116 to break, but Cullen broke again after more missed doubles by Price, and led 4-1 at the interval. Cullen then missed double and allowed price to Break and Cullen again lost his throw and missed more doubles to lead 6-4, as Price took out 3 to level the match 5-5. 28 missed doubles at this stage. Each leg went with throw, and was soon 8-8 and best of 3 with Cullen still with the throw, and Cullen held easily,9-8 and made a valiant effort to break in the 18th leg but Price held and it was a last leg decider.
Cullen had 229 left and 6 darts at it for the match and hit a measly 59, and Price was all over it like Tony Eccles on a schoolkid. The only plus to that result was it lined up a match with hunchback who was on next.
I watched most of this match on fast forward, and still the fat arse hunchbacked dutch prick managed to sicken me by looking at it. Dirk led at the break 3-2, and I fast forwarded the begging bastards in the advert, and kept going till the end of the second session which Dirk lost 4-1, to now trail 6-4. I caught a glimpse on the screen at 7-5 the bald prick was averaging 111 and the vile odious, obnoxious , wife cheating piece of shit took out 148 after dirk missed a double.
As said earlier by now played another cunt in Price, so one of them going out was always going to be good. That said the prick had a 110 average and was looking back to his best, even dirk had a 103 average.
ITV went back and did their analysis on the missed 9 darter by Smith, and you could see the posturing and reactions by the fat tub of shit. Little credit was given to Wright who went 180, 140, 105, 76 for the leg, very similar to the leg Wade threw in the slam to beat Damon Heta, when he went 140, 180, 105, 76.
I would not begrudge a King win but the problem is even if he beat Wright, he would not repeat the win in the final, so made more sense to want to see Wright win, and a Krusty vermin final was my hope but it did not happen.
The first semi was King against Krusty, and Krusty was woeful in the first session, and lost session 5-0. He averaged a mere 78 and that was with only one shot at a double in the entire session. King was averaging 98. At this rate, it was looking like the Winner of MVG and Price would be getting the easier final. Wright held throw in the 7th leg to trail 6-1, and held again to trail 7-2. Krusty missed 3 darts to break before the break for 7-3 and keep him in the game, as King now led 8-2. Krusty held and then missed 4 darts to break yet again, but King missed 6 to hold, and eventually Krusty broke to make it 8-4 and was throwing for 8-5, but Wright was so shit on his throw Merv could miss 3 to break and still come back for another go and broke. It was not like Merv was that good bar some of his excellent set up shots, it was how bad Krusty was, and King held for 10 -4 and broke for an 11-4 win. Wright averaged 84, and was 21% on doubles.
Merv was now up to #19 moving above Fatpot and Manure Suljovic.
Put long hair on hunchback and the fat cunt could pass for Andy Fordham on the walk on or roll on in his case. Fatter Hunchback is getting, he waddles to the ring with an arse you could see from fucking outer space.
Price started the better and took out 97 for a 3-0 lead. Hunchback hit the double with his last dart to hold throw with Price waiting on a double, and hunchback missed doubles to break and Price missed the bull to hold, before MVG returned and hit the double for the break. 3-2 at the interval and back on throw with 108 and 106 the averages.
After the break MVG was scoring like the bastard he is, and held, pressured Price on his throw and held with ease again to tie it up 4-4, Price missed darts to hold and MVG broke nut Gerwyn broke right back and it was 5-5 at the interval.
Price held and missed the bull to break, but got another visit for the 25 and missed 2 darts at the double. Level again. Price again held for 7-6, as Hunchbacks scoring dropped and Price broke with ease to go 8-6 up and held for 9-6, making it 5 legs on the trot, but then missed 2 darts to hold as MVG got a break, was only one behind at 8-7 at the break with things back on throw.
MVG held with a leg where both threw utter shit. Prices game was gone at this stage, typical that MVG would break when a player throws shit, he always depends on players to choke, miss doubles,and Price certainly missed multiple chances to be deservedly ahead, but it is what the bald cunt does, take advantage of people who don't take their deserved chances, and MVG made it 4 legs on the trot to lead 10-8, and Vermin missed 3 darts to hold throw and that was it.
There is no better player in the world to take advantage of chokers, inexperienced jobbers, over rated cunts, and players who miss crucial doubles. ~ When players put pressure on MVG, like Durrant in the Premier League, more than once, or Shitlock put pressure on him in the Matchplay, the European championships, and the Grand Slam, he is quite quick to roll over and lose. Price fucked that away.
This "youth final" was won by the Paul Nicholson bodydouble Brooks, the one with the least stubble of the 2.
Lets look at the list of youth world champions and the history of the caliber of players it has provided.
COREY CADBY - A criminal scumbag, who between bouts of being on the run and commiting B&E, can be found on facebook accusing people of being drug dealers.
FLUKE HUMPHRIES - A guy not only married, but with kids, a beard and a beer belly, and a tourcard..."youth player".
KEEGAN BROWN - the illegitimate bastard child of Colin Lloyd and premium jobber.
MAX HOPP - the German version of Bellyboy, overrated cunt , hype based on nothing.
JAMES HUBBARD - we were told he was a future world champion, last seen crying over losing his tourcard and now stacking shelves somewhere.
AARON MONK - A guy that walks like a pigeon, left leg right shoulder who looks like he is on steroids, trying to muscle up to give the image of a hardman, but who will always be remembered as the little shit who would bawl his eyes live on tv at Bob Potters run down shack as his dad Goldfish mouth was handed his arse year after year. My brothers and I used to laugh at him thinking what a wimpy cunt. No amount of weighlifting will ever change that.
The only player in the previous 9 years of this comp that has won anything of note is double champion Dimitri van den Bergh and he was 23 when he won it the first time, and 24 when he won it the second time....hardly a youth.
I had no intention of subjecting myself to another viewing of the obese Telly Savalas rape the hypochondriac in a one sided final at that point and would watch it later.
King took advantage of missed doubles from MVG to lead 2-1 and then held with a 107 checkout of treble 1, treble 18, and bull. MVG held with a 146 checkout to trail 3-2 at the first interval. By the time hunchback broke and held he was 4-3 up and averaging 106, to Merv's 89....so no surprise MVG was first to the double and had multiple darts to break but missed them all as King held on....and thats what he was doing in this game...hanging on as MVG took out 160 on throw to lead at the interval 6-4.
Merv was shaking his head and getting his excuses ready.....so was surprised he got a break of throw after the restart., but it did not last long as MVG took out 120 to break back and held for 7-5. MVG missed double 16 for a break and King held again.Ling won the session 3-2 to trail by one, and at least the score would be respectful. MVG broke, and it was 9-7.....but in a shock Merv broke and held again to level the match 9-9, and put pressure on the MVG throw, and MVG held. King missed tops for a 120 finish but got another chance and it was a final leg decider, sadly the fat cunt MVG had the throw, but the scourge of Bradford had too much, and could afford to miss 3 match darts before wrapping it up. Comms tried to make out Merv was not happy with MVG victory celebrations, No dickheads, it was not the victory celebration that pissed of King, he would have expected that, it was the roaring and shouting after each leg, and tactics used by the wife cheating prick.
Hunchback was crying like a menstrual bitch yet again. In fact he has done more crying on TV at this stage than Aaron Monk and Stephen Bunting combined. Maybe the fat obese cunt is being slipped female hormones in his food by his wife to make him such a fat cunt with tits that cries so often.
Mervyn King is a miserable cunt, who will always find an excuse no matter what, but he does have a point about the ridiculous celebrations. I think its a joke the prick MVG has to roar and scream on stage, even after a score of 140, in order to try tactics to win a game, then the PDC are hardly going to complain when the cunt is one of their favorites. That screaming and shouting did not work against Shitlock who beat him in 3 majors this year, or Durrant who made the cunt his own personal bitch. Celebrating after each score shows what a prick hunchback really is.
As for King, we were told by John Rawling he never won a televised final, then realised King has indeed won 3 televised finals, the BDO Masters, the Cidercan Masters and the International Dart League when it only contained bdo players.
In fact every comp Merv won has since died, so would love to see him win the PDC World Series.
Seems in all their spare time the morons involved in England Darts did nothing to further their "abilities" in designing posters.
Checkout this latest abomination. I love how England darts have the prize fund in euros to try make it sound like its higher. Why an English comp in England...or at least I presume it is being held in England, because if you look at the shit poster, there is no venue on it. you would think that would factor in to the issue when advertising an event.
Then there is this beauty from MAD....yes the Modern Amateur Darts. Look at this heap of shit.
The zero self awareness in this is staggering.
There is a clear dig at the bdo calling it second tier darts, which it was, but the claim is its second tier for 30 years, which suggests the BDO was second tier in 1990, the year Taylor was beating Bristow, and the years Priestly won, and the year Taylor beat Mike Gregory.It is obvious it only became 2nd tier after the split.
Then after belittling the bdo they advertise the pub player Wayne Warren as a World champion.If the bdo is shit, ergo ots top champion would be shit and unworthy of being deemed a world champion. And the hilarious part, is trying to advertise him as one on the back of yet another pathetic display by him in the Grand Slam where he not only lost every game, but was hammered in them throwing shit..
If there is one thing I fuckin despise in todays world and its now rampant in darts is this pc bullshit, where anyone who is black, gay, crippled etc is pushed down our throat, and if you dare question the shit you get called out.
Take this cunt Huw Ware for example, I mean look at this need for attention HERE
What exactly is Rainbow Laces doing to help darts, how is it having a positive effect? This is typical pc bollix simply because its gay and it ticks a box, add in the welsh cunt has a speech impediment and its two boxes ticked for the price of one. I don't care whether he is gay or not, what does bother me is the annoying cunt has a fucking speech impediment. When speaking is part of a job why in the blue fuck would you hire a cunt that cannot speak properly. I remember years ago laughing at the defective cunt saying "Wobbie Gween you wequire wan hundwed and fawty wan" Seriously hiring cunts like this to tick pc boxes is fucking ridiculous. The cunt cannot speak properly, so dont give him a microphone unless you want people to laugh at your product.
What ever happened to the days of hiring people that were the best for the job, regardless of the color, sexual preference, religion, nationality, etc, nowdays people are hired to tick boxes when it is obvious to anyone they clearly are not the best for the job. Devon Peterson absolutely sucks on commentary, despite his own claims that he "took to it like a duck to water",which is complete bullshit. He certainly was not hired on ability.I am convinced he was hired because he was Black
We have a munter in thunder thighs giving her "expert opinion" on players she could not beat if the male players had dartitis. We have her giving advice to people who never had averages as low as her highest on tv. She was only hired cos she was a munter.
Before any brainwashed metrosexual beta pussy whipped asshole tries to make out I am sexist, homophobic or racist think again.
When a munter wins a PDC tv title in a unisex field like say John Part and others on commentary has done, then I welcome her on comms giving her opinion. In fact I would love to see it where a woman could prove me wrong and win an event without preferential treatment, but the reality is, the truth cannot be sexist, when its a fact, and the fact is the munters are not good enough, and are shit in comparison to the men and will never win an event in my lifetime, if ever. That is not sexist, that's the truth.
Hating Devon on commentary is not a racist thing, because he sucks, just like the white cunts of Nicholson, Dawson etc, useless is useless regardless of color. If Devon was half as good as Harrington, Warriner etc then it would not be an issue and would welcome him on comms.
As for gay people I don't give a fuck who fucks who, but it should not be part of the reason why a person should be hired, nor should religion, nationality etc.
As for the defectives, you should not have a person with a speech impediment doing voice work.you would think that is bloody obvious.
That's like having a blind person doing the spotting, or a person in a wheelchair being a walk on girl.Its beyond ridiculous.
This modern campaign in everything where every cunt tries to go out of their way to give minorities some outlet as if they were all being treated like second class citizen is a joke. You would swear these minorities were been victimized. I think its the opposite these days, where being a minority gives you an advantage when it comes to securing jobs, and it that don't work a portion will play the victim or minority card. There are even Gay Pride events...Why ?
Before some one looking for a reason to play a victim card has a cry, answer me this, why would anyone be proud to being gay ? That's like being proud to being straight, or proud to be blue eyed or proud to be left handed, or proud of being Belgian. Why would anyone be proud of something they had absolute no control of ? You did not choose what color you are, what sex, you are, or where you were born. In the words of George Carlin pride should be reserved for something you achieve.
If you built a wall you could take pride in your work, if you are a dart player you can take pride in winning a competition, but why would you take pride in something you had no control of. Replace Gay with White, and watch the uproar if you had White pride marches....which would also be stupid since most white racists are too thick to comprehend they have no reason to be proud of something they had no say in.
Eventually this pc woke bullshit nonsense will run its course and people will realize by drawing attention to differences only serves to make those differences more of an issue and worsens the situation. Decent people do not need to be told to treat others with respect, dignity etc, that comes naturally.
People should be hired on their ability, regardless of color, sex, nationality, etc and when you judge them judge them on their actions. To many people not good enough at their job are only in them so the pdc or sky can appear "pc".
I know Covid ( Mason Flu) is still going, but it will be quiet Christmas this year, because when the Darts is on the audio will be off, if Mardle, Nicholson, Dawson, Pyke, Peterson, Turner etc are going to on comms.
and lastly, I had to laugh at this post on a forum by this creepy suspect cunt.
The irony is lost on him, as is he is a moderator on a forum well known for not giving out prizes won to its members. A forum that once sponsored Tony Eccles.
