Saturday morning saw countless people winging over Wades comments that the standard is not as high as it was. I think he is right, when you have Durrant winning the PL semi final and final on the same night with an average in the 80s., the lowest in PL history,Dimitri is winning the Matchplay whilst so many players were off form. Taylor is retired, Gary Anderson is in semi retirement, Wright has not been his best, MVG far from his best, Wade a shadow of the player he was a decade ago, Gurney's lucky run is over, Smith is a useless over rated cunt. So by the time Wade took to the oche against Willie O Connor, the forums and twitter were full of the people seething and hoping Wade would lose, especially those fans of people like Dimitri, Durrant etc who thought Wade was mocking them.
Chris Mascum then boasted he got all his predictions right, except the cunt picked Willie to beat Wade, I guess when you predict both players to win you can claim you were right.
The semi finals started with Wade against Peterson and right from the off, Wades poor scoring looked like he was in serious trouble, all well and good being great at finishes, but when you don't get to finishes it means fuckall. Devon had a break of throw with a 132 finish, and led 3-2 at the break and was averaging 12 points more than Wade, it was almost a mirror copy of Devon's game against White the night before. Wade who won the last leg before the break made in 4 legs on the trot to lead 5-3, before Devon broke and held to make in 5-5 at the break and a great watch. At 6-6 Devon broke with a 94 on the bull in a leg Wade fucked away, to lead 7-6, It was again mirroring how Devon broke against White at a crucial point. Wade missed 3 more darts at a double to break back and trailed 8-6, and was Devon's to lose.Wade then held and broke, then held again, and when he broke with a 158 checkout, he led 10-8 and the game had completely turned, with Wade throwing for the match. and with Wade on tops for the match, Devon took out 106 for the break and was now throwing to level it up 10-10, which he did and went down to a last leg decider. Wade showed why unlike Smith, Chizzy, White etc why he is a proven winner, as he hit a maximum when it mattered and took the leg for the win.
Was a great watch, and whilst I do not mind Devon , the comms sounded like they were disgusted Petersen lost, after all their arse kissing, Wade proved why a set of testicles are more important than averages. Showed why a backbone is more important than hype, and why he has every right to run his mouth when he backs up what he says. The night earlier comms were going on how Petersen against Wright would be a great final as if there was no other option and wrote off Wade and Clayton.
So when Clayton lead at the first break against Wright, and Clayton even led 7-5 it showed how stupid and ignorant they are. Wright held and then broke to level it up 7-7, Wright refused a shot at the Bull on 130, and lucky for him Clayton missed tops for a 145., for Wright to lead 8-7 and when he held for 9-7 it looked as good as over. To his credit Clayton broke and had 111 to level the match and after hitting the treble 20, he miscounted and took out 101 on double 16 thinking he won the leg. Wright punished him and held throw for the win, and with 81 to save his skin Clayton fucked up and Wright won 11-8. Was a quality match with both players averaging over 100, and saw 15 maximums.
So the final I had hoped for I got. Wade was now back up to 8th in the World, after going above Ando and Chizzy, and Peter Wright was back to world #2. With Ando, Price, Gurney and Aspinall all defending sums well in excess of 6 figures in the coming weeks the likes of Wade could make up a lot of ground. Bellyboy is defending quarter of a million, and he looks set to drop out of the world top ten, then only fitting since the cunt has never won a thing.
There was no doubt Wright was the clear favorite going in to the final.
First game I saw was England against Phillipines and right from the off Ilagan spent most of the first 2 legs standing in front of the camera. If Ilagan had even a partner that was even half decent they would have beaten a shit England., Malicdem hit countless scores in the 40s.
Italy took as an early lead as Micheletti and Petri dished out some punishment, but Spain recovered and played well, especially Jesus who has not played this good since playing county in Galilee.
I decided to go back and see what I missed and skimmed through it, Lithunia and Gibraltar was watched on fast forward, and was a close game cos both were shit, Sky tried to give us some stats on Portugal so told us Ronaldo was their top scorer. What the fuck has that got to do with darts ? In fact all the stats were just completely random nonsense to suit uneducated cunts. Portugal trashed Hungary, and New Zealand against Denmark was so shit, that after the first leg which made it seem like the BDO, I fast forwarded the entire match.Next up were Northern Ireland, one of the most boring players in darts, teaming up with one of the most miserable cunts in darts. I was delighted to see them go out. Gurney would barely win a game in my local with his form, and look forward to see him try maintain the 100k he is defending this month in the OoM. Lets hope he keeps tumbling down the rankings. I did enjoy the 154 checkout by Smith to go 2-1 up, and it was no fluke either as Canada were far superior. Sadly Belgium fell over the line for the win against the Czechs, I do not want Belgium near the final as I don't want Huybrechts in the Grand Slam, then I don't want Australia either as I don't want Shitlock stinking up the Grand Slam, we got the bdo beggars for that. Like Ilagan for the Phillipines, Sedlecek was another who did not deserve to be on the losing side. The interview with the Belgians afterwards was so fucking bad, even I felt ashamed for even seeing it.. Thunder Thighs turner was introduced as the 2020 bdo munters quarter finalist, as if that was some type of achievement...let that sink in womens quarter finalist in the bdo. Last up for me in the session was the USA against Manure and Lady boy of Austria.
The World cup started today with Gibraltar and Lithuania, and finished with Hong Kong against Latvia. If this was an average Friday night with no covid and the pubs open, would any person really give a fiddlers fuck about this shit event ?
Mardle wins Knob of the Week.
It was yet another week with no end to the absolute shit he continued to spout endlessly.
Mardle was going on about teams not able to "gel" as if this was some football side bringing in 5 new players, its a game of doubles for fucks sake, and its darts, its not like you have to change tactics, and this shit of "go on the offensive"...as opposed to what ? There is no defensive or offense, you get 3 darts and you fucking throw them at the board and you try to score as much as you can to leave a finish, and then try to take out said finish should or when you get to it. Its not a difficult thing to comprehend. Players "gelling" and "going on the offensive", get ta fuck you retarded cunt, any wonder you never won a thing of note. He told us that Hopp was higher in the world rankings than Clemens. The retarded cunt too dense to even look at the Order of Merit to see that is a load of shit as Clemens is higher., a quick look at the PDC website would show that. How can someone so fucking stupid, who knows so little of the game he spouts on about, a player that has won fuckall be in the job, then who am I kidding, the people who hired him also hired Thunder Thighs Turner, and Devon Petersen on comms.
When we do get a break from darts on sky we are then subjected to the scumbag Mason on ITV, or its Paul Nicholson on the Euro tours with that clownshoe Dan Dawson, who was decent when he first started, now just a arse kissing crawling cunt who rims everyone, and if you are a munter, black etc it is even worse. Its so bad the lack of crowds makes no difference to me since most of the time the audio is off, and I have a podcast or some music on, This is only the shit I heard of Mason tonight, god knows how much more shit he spouted when I had the audio off.
I have said it before how I prefer ranking darts, and am more looking for to the winter Series. Speaking of which, the ginger spastic Wesley Harms has pulled out of these events as well, sadly though Jim Williams is in, but wont do anything of note as is Fat Farmer Mitchell who won't be anywhere near the business end.
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I have seen the topic of what constitute Majors on multiple forums recently, and on twitter also, so thought I would address what I believe are the true majors, what are shitty invitationals etc. so for me all the PDC Tv titles fall into 3 groups, The Majors, The Secondary titles, and the Glorified Exbos.
Any event that is non ranking and invitational, is an exbo, and I dont give two flying fucks what the asshole Mardle and others say, an Invitational, non ranking Premier League, is a glorified exbo, especially when top ten players are deliberately left out it will never be a Major. It may have Major exposure, and Major money but look at the invites. Stephen Bunting was included one year,...for what ? because he switched from the BDO, it was certainly not because of anything he did in the PDC, same with Glen Durrant, he was added despite him winning nothing in the PDC, whilst the Premier League semi finalist the year before and then current top ten player was fucked out. How can that be right ? Barney who was not even top ten and one of the laziest cunts in darts alongside Ando was picked year after year. A Major, my arse.
Then you have the others like the World Series, again invitational and non ranking...that too can fuck off.
You have the Unibet Masters, and the Champions League of darts, and whilst both have no actual invites, they are both non ranking so cease to be a Major,and both solely created to fill voids, and the champions League created as a weekend spectacle for the BBC as a replacement for the then bdo they had dumped.
The True Majors:
- The World Championships
- The Matchplay
- The Grand Prix
- The UK open.
The non-ranking Glorified Exbos:
- The Premier League
- The Unibet Masters
- The Champions League of Darts
- The World Series
- The World Cup of Darts.
That leaves the Secondary TV ranked titles, of the Players championships finals, The European championships and the Grand Slam.
To me the Players champs and the Euro Champs are proper ranking events, both are non invitational, but they don't have the history or pedigree of the 4 main Majors, and almost all sports limit what they call the big ones, Golf, Tennis etc have 4 I believe, and I think the game of Darts is similar in a sense, so I class the Players champs, and European champs as "secondary titles". I have them far above the non ranking glorified exbo since they are ranked and that is a huge factor, but non big enough to be a top tier major. James Wade qualified for the slam initially via the summer Series highest ranked, so when Wade had also qualified via reaching the euro Champs final, it did not alter the summer Series qualifier, so even the PDC put more emphasis on the Summer Series than the euros, citing Wades inclusion in the Slam via the Summer Series, and not the European champs, hence proving it is not a true major.
That just leaves the Grand Slam. Whilst it was a great watch seeing the begging scum of the bdo getting their arse handed to them year after year, it was not, and is not a Major. As back then it was certainly invitational, and secondly it was non ranking so it was most certainly a glorified exbo. Over the recent years the event became a ranking event, which in my opinion was a complete clusterfuck, like last year for example, you had a current PDC player in Glen Durrant, playing for the BDO an organisation he was no longer with. The only sensible thing was the money he won never went on his ranking, but the point being if you have a ranking comp you cant have invites, its one or the other.
I have no problem with invites, if its a glorified exbo, but to call it a Major, make it ranking and then invite people, and not just anyone but amateur cunts from the BDO, then it is not a Major. You cannot invite begging jobbers from another amateur org and simply say its now a major cos we have added ranking points. It wont work.
A competition is based on the caliber of its players, if the comp has shit invites year after year, the comp cannot be seen as anything other than shit. The Grand Slam has been going on 13 years, and look at the shit the bdo have supplied.
If you take out the single exception of Waites, the remainder of the bdo players have been a fucking joke.
Lets look at the list of fuck ups, pub players, over rated cunts, and delusional bastards that have clogged up this comp for well over a decade. It makes for pitiful reading
2007 - 6 BDO invites- 5 failed to even get out of the group stages...
Phill Nixon - could not get out of his group, he lost to the likes of Pat Orreal a qualifier from New Zealand
Neil De Ruiter - he was in the same group as Nixon and also lost to Orreal. Him and Nixon were bottom 2 in the group
Shaun Greatbatch - another that could not get out of the group and was even beaten by a tranny, in Kevin McDine
Mark Webster- failed to get out of the group and lost to Andy Scooty Eye Jenkins
Scott Waites- played 3 lost 3 in the group. lost to Scholten, King and MVG
Gary Anderson - managed to get out of his group despite getting a battering of Kevin Painter....he lost in the semi final.
2008 - 8 BDO invites - 4 failed to get out the group
Phill Nixon - Failed to get out of his group...AGAIN
Simon Whitlock - got out of the group that had 2 bdo player despite losing to Alan Tabern - then knocked out by Taylor.
Brian Woods - played 3...lost 3...same group as shitlock failed to get out of group.
Anastasia Dobromyslova - played 3...lost all 3...failed to get out of group.
Mark Webster- got out of group despite losing to colin McGarry...lost to Merv King in the knockout rounds.
Neils de Ruiter - played 3, lost all 3, and was even whitewashed by Denis Ovens,
Darry Fitton - played 3, won 2, lost to Ando in the group, and then lost to Ando in the last 8
Gary Anderson - played 3 won 2, lost to Paul Nicholson, beat Fitton in the last 8 before losing in semi AGAIN
2009 - 6 BDO Invites - 4 failed to get out of the group
Tony O Shea - won his group, that included Brian Woods and Colin Osborne....lost in the KO rounds to Taylor
Brian Woods - failed to get out of the group, finished bottom...AGAIN
Darryl Fitton - finished bottom of the group and lost to Steve fucking Maish
Francis Hoenselaar - played 3, lost 3, finished bottom
Ted Hankey - failed to get out of the group after losing to Whitlock
Scott Waites - lost to Whitlock also but made it out of the group....made the final, before being raped 16-2 by Taylor
2010 - 7 BDO Invites - 4 failed to get out of the group
Dave Chisnall - Failed to get out of the group, lost to Thornton.
John Henderson - failed to get out of the group
Tony O Shea - wins group for the second year running, but again goes out
Martin Phillips- fails to get out of group, suffers loss to co Stompe
Scott Waites - wins group and goes on to win comp after beating Stompe, Beaton, and Wade who collapses in final
Darryl Fitton - Fails to get out of the group AGAIN
Ted Hankey - Wins group but sent packing in the next round by Beaton
2011 - 6 BDO Invites - 3 failed to get out of the group
Scott Waites - Fails to get out of the group...not his first time failing to get out of the group.
Tony O Shea - Fails to get out of the group despite being in the same group as Waites and Mark Walsh
Dean Winstanley - Gets out of the group...loses next round to Mark Walsh
Ted Hankey - gets out of the group despite being whitewashed by Winstanley.....he too is disposed of by Mark Walsh
Jan Dekker - fails to get out of the group
Martin Phillips - gets out of the group...loses next round to Mark Webster
2012 - 6 BDO Invites - 3 failed to get out of the group.
Scott Waites - Gets out of the group before losing in last 8 to MVG
Jan Dekker - fails to get out of group, plays 3 loses all 3
Tony O Shea - Fails to get out of group
Martin Phillips - Fails to get out of group, plays 3 loses all 3.
Wesley Harms - Gets out of group but is hammered next round by Barney
Christian kist - gets out of group on leg difference before being battered in the last 8 by Barney
2013 - 5 BDO Invites - 3 failed to get out of the group
Richie George - Plays 3 loses all 3
Christian Kist - Fails to get out of the group plays 3 wins 1...his only win, against Richie George in the same group
Wesley Harms - Plays 3 loses all 3
Tony O Shea - Gets out of group makes last 8 before battered by Thornton
Scott Waites - wins group and is hammered in semi final by Thornton
2014 - 7 BDO Invites - 5 failed to get out of the group
Jan Dekker - Fails to get out of group for the third time
Scott Waites - Fails to get out of the group stages for the third time.
Alan Norris - Gets out of the group...mullered by Kim Huybrechts next round
Robbie Green - Gets out of the group...battered by chisnall in the next round
Richie George - plays 3, loses all 3 for the second year in a row
Tony O Shea - Fails to get out of the group for the third time
Wesley Harms - Fails to get out of the group for the second time
2015 - 8 BDO Invites - 7 failed to get out of the group.
Mark Oosterhuis - Fails to get out of group, plays 3 loses all 3.
Andy Fordham - Fails to get out of group
Scott Mitchell - Fails to get out of group, finishes bottom
Larry Butler - Fails to get out of group
Michel van der Horst - Fails to get out of group, plays 3 loses all 3.
Geert de Vos - Fails to get out of group
Martin Phillips - Fails to get out of group, plays 3 loses all 3.
Martin Adams - Wins group, only bdo player to get out of group, he is dispatched by Huybrechts
Martin Adams - Fails to get out of group, played 3 loses all 3....finished bottom
Scott Waites - Fails to get out of group for the 4th time.....plays 3 loses all 3 finished bottom.
Darryl Fitton - Gets out of group - mauled next round by Peter Wright
Jeff Smith - Gets out of group- raped by Phil Taylor next round
Glen Durrant - Gets out of group - beaten by Barney next round
Danny Noppert - Gets out of group - beaten by Gary Anderson next round
Jamie Hughes - Gets out of group - beaten by Chris Dobey next round.
Scott Mitchell - Fails to get out of group
2017 - 8 Invites - 7 failed to get out of the group.
Ross Montgomery - Fails to get out of group
Jamie Hughes - Fails to get out of group.
Peter Machin - Fails to get out of group, finishes bottom
Danny Noppert - Fails to get out of group, finishes bottom
Scott Mitchell - Fails to get out of group
Mark McGeeney - Fails to get out of the group finishes bottom
Cameron Menzies - Fails to get out of group
Glen Durrant - Gets out of group despite loss to Corey Cadby,sent packing in the last 8 by Peter Wright
2018 - 8 BDO Invites - 6 failed to get out of group
Gary Robson - Fails to get out of group.
Adam Smith Neale - Fails to get out of group. plays 3 , loses all 3 finishes bottom
Jim Williams - Fails to qualify , finishes bottom of group
Glen Durrant - Fails to qualify, even loses to Andrew Gilding
Wesley Harms - Gets out of group, but raped 10-2 by Gary Anderson next round.
Michael Unterbuchner - Gets out of group, before being battered 16-6 by Ando in the last 8
Scott Mitchell - Fails to get out of group
Mark McGeeney - Fails to get out of group
2019 - 8 BDO Invites - 7 failed to get out of the group ...with 6 of them finishing bottom of their groups
Jim Williams - Fails to qualify from the group AGAIN,
Dave Parletti - Fails to get out of group, finishes bottom.
Mikuru Suzuki - Fails to get out of group, plays 3, loses all 3, finishes bottom
Lisa Ashton - Fails to get out of group, plays 3, loses all 3, finishes bottom
Wayne Warren - Fails to get out of group, plays 3, loses all 3, finishes bottom
Wesley Harms - Fails to get out of group, plays 3, loses all 3, finishes bottom
Richard Veenstra - Fails to get out of group, plays 3, loses all 3, finishes bottom
Glen Durrant - Gets out of group and makes the semi final.
Now tell me the bdo are not a bunch of jobbing cunts. !!!
If you were to omit the performances of Waites, it would be even more grim reading.The best performance by a bdo player other than Waites was Gary Anderson with 2 semi finals,and after them matches he was out the gap, darts fucked in the lake and joined the PDC.
Next best was Glen Durrant who made one semi final which was last year and Durrant was a PDC player at this point he made the semi.
Just look at 2019 for the love of Christ, take away Glen who was a PDC player and you have 7 invites, none got out of the group, and 6 of the 7 finished bottom.That is fucking deplorable no matter how you try spin it.
What the fuck do these begging bdo pub players offer the Grand Slam ? Fuck them out. If you want to play PDC go to Q-school and get a tourcard. Why Uncle Barry bothers with these cunts amazes me.
I firmly believe the only reason he is inviting the 2 players he is this year is just so he can hype the fuck out of Suzuki, for the pc bullshit. He is tolerating Warren for the sake of a munter he can hype, and if you think otherwise you are delusional, why do you think the League of Munters was created with a slam spot and 2 places for Ally Pally ?
If Uncle Barry wanted BDO scum, he would be dishing out invites to the likes of ex Lakeshite Bob Potter cup winners like Prostate hole, the fat Farmer, etc but he has has not, maybe the penny has finally dropped and he realizes the sole Japanese munter offers more to the Slam , especially in terms of pc bullshit, hype, exposure etc. Ability wise, she offer zero. This is why I do not class this clusterfuck of an abomination of a competition as a major....and to go back to my initial point, regardless of whether this is ranking or not, a true major would never have invites or pub players stinking up the event.
As for Waites, he reached 2 finals, where he got absolutely raped by Taylor 16-2, and in the other it took a bi polar mentalist who fucked with his medication to lose the plot before he could get in the game and take advantage. Another thing Mushrooms love to gloss over is how Waites has taken part 8 times and his record is 23 wins and 15 defeats. and that is counting 3 wins against other players,who were also in the bdo.
In fact if you take out the 2 years he got to the finals, his record is pretty abysmal...its 9 wins against PDC players and 13 defeats over 6 years...and he is the BDO greatest player in history in the Slam....sums it up. Waites is nowdays stinking up floor comps as he wallows outside the PDC top 100.
Lets look at the records for the useless cunts rocking up to the Ricoh this year, and lets see what they have to offer.
Wayne Warren.......played 3...lost 3.
Mikuru Suzuki....played 3 ...lost 3
what in the blue fuck do these offer to the comp ? and people think the Grand Slam is a major....what a joke. Speaking about useless cunts...
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The Hyping of Useless Munters
How long do we think this pc bullshit of hyping munters will last ? How long before the general public will see no matter how much hyping, and pc bollix Sky give these munters, they are simply not good enough.
At what point will the PDC realize that the average viewer is not buying their nonsense, and the PDC realize we are all well aware how shit the Munters are. How long before this whole novelty wears off ?
8 months ? A year ? 2 years ?
For me it was never a novelty, as a darts fan it was always evident the cunts were no good, are we expected to believe because one munter won a couple of matches on tv once when the then fans were putting off the players the Munters are suddenly better ?
No woman will ever win a PDC major in a unisex field, not in my lifetime, or in the lifetime of your kids. Unless Barry Hearn buys his own private jet and packs all 127 PDC male tourcard holders on to the plane and crashes it in to a fucking mountain, and even then upcoming players like Keane Barry would still be battering the munters on the oche.
The novelty is over, I would not mind if the munters were actually good looking fit women, but have you seen the fucking state of them. Just stop Barry, you are embarrassing yourself promoting this shit.
You are suppose to be making the PDC stronger, not weakening it with munters so ugly it would give people nightmares.I hate to break it to you Barry, but adding munters to your comp only because they are munter is sexist. They are not there on ability, if they were good enough they would be winning tour cards, and qualifying in their own right without depending on you to give them preferential treatment.
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Now for some shit from Twitter. Lets start with this cunt who managed to get hold of a phone in the mental ward.
Aaron Monk who was 128th of the 128 tourcard holders moved up to 128, from 128....go work that one out.
Seemingly if you don't qualify, you cannot lose so your ranking is better. As I said Aaron Monk should be the #1 soon at this rate.
And lastly a pic to end this weeks blog.......