I had started to write parts of this weeks blog last Sunday at the conclusion of Euro tour, and the finals event of the League of Munters, thinking what would happen midweek would be of little note, but as always there is some asshole of epic proportions to come along and give you more material....step forward Glen Durrant you selfish stupid cunt. As most are aware he misses this weekends Euro Tour due to testing positive for Covid, and will no doubt miss the European Championships as well. I liked glen , and thought he was a decent lad if over rated by idiots and you might ask why I think is he a selfish stupid cunt ? Well it now seems he felt he had symptoms and went for a test. After the test for Covid he decided to go to the pub and socialise. Not only is that Stupid, it is selfish in that he thought of no one else's safety, hence making him a complete asshole. He posted this tweet from wetherspoons pub, and then deleted it.
He then compounds this when he decides to get on a plane to Germany and risk the health of every single person on the entire plane, the ignorant cunt, then gets to Frankfurt, finds out the results and then has to fly back causing more mayhem.
It is selfish asshole cunts like him who could do untold damage to the game. You have the PDC busting their balls to have events go ahead, following all the rules and then you have that cunt not give a flying fuck, and not only do possible untold damage to the tour, but put all players lives at risk. What a fucking stupid selfish bastard. Does he think because the PDC were rimming him non stop he is exempt from the rules ?
He should be investigated by the police, were anyone else to do what he did the police would be involved.
Durrant is either a devious cunt who simply does not give a flying fuck about anyone since he makes his few quid...or he is one of the thickest cunts in darts, and believe me the bar is set very low when it comes to darts. I wish him well in his recovery, as regardless of what I write on here and what people think of me, I would never be a cunt like that or put peoples lives at risk with selfish behavior.
As I said the asshole could have done untold damage where the whole tour could have been shut down, and Knob of the Week is not even close to what he should be getting.
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Now on to the person who prior to Durrant was in line to win Knob of the Week, as I am not a sexist, I would give the award to munters as much as I give it to male jobbers. Whilst pipped for this weeks award, Thunder Thighs Turner deserves a full mention for her "achievements"in the League of Munters.
Event #1 she went out in the very first round....averaging 63.1....zero money earned.
Event #2 she again went out first round...this time averaging 57.3....zero money earned.
Event #3....yep....out first round, and averaged 70.5.....zero money earned
Event #4.....she did not lose in the first round, cos she got a bye as most of the munters had at this staged fucked off to make the bingo. She even managed to win her first game in the entire series, her "world class average of 53.3" was more than enough. She even managed to reach the semi final. She made....brace yourselves...the grand total of 400....four hundred pound in 4 events. She paid 100 quid in entry fees., so made 300 quid profit, then you have to take out hotel and meals etc.and it was over a couple of days, you have to wonder why she would bother. She is obviously shit.
This is the useless cunt sitting on her fat hole in the Sky studio giving advice and her "expert opinion" to players who have earned over a million quid in their careers, A fucking munter who could not even finish in the top 10 in the league of munters table is the one dispensing advice when I turn on the TV.
This is all that is wrong with political correctness. Why would, or should anyone hire the useless cunt ? '
She is only in that studio because she was born female, there is absolutely no other reason. She is utter shit at darts, shit at commentary, has not got a blessed fucking clue what she rambles on about, she has zero experience of playing at the top level, let alone playing for 6 figure sums and they have her dispensing advice to players playing at a level she could only dream about, get ta fuck. I dont blame the useless cow for taking the job of sky, but the fact that she was offered the job is the disgrace, as it is not news she is utter shit.
Whilst I am on this munter shit lets discuss the League of Munters..
First off Tommy Cooper lookalike Lisa Ashton should not have even been allowed enter these series of eye torture, since she already has a tourcard and had her chances to qualify in the unisex PDC code. She now gets a second chance, to qualify , why ? because she was born with a pair of tits ?
That is blatant gender favoritism. If she cannot win a spot via the tour she plays on she should not be allowed enter a second time.
She also won the Munters qualifier for the Grand sham of Darts. This is another issue I have a problem with. Had she failed in this qualifier , a qualifier as a tourcard should not have been in, would she be allowed join the men and other tourcard holders in the main qualifier. Again she would be getting preferential treatment.
Now that she qualified via the Munters way, and NOT via the tourcard route, then any earnings she gets should not be on her rankings as it was not achieved via the tourcard route.
Just like last year when virus spreading glen was in the Grand Sham under the bdo invite rule, and his winnings did not go on his rankings.
I have absolutely no doubt this munters shit was created for the sole purpose of getting Fall In SheerLuck in to the PDC World Championships so they could hype the fuck out of her, again.
Thank fuck she failed to qualify, I was delighted she missed out.I don't hate the girl, but rather she was out than have to listen to that shit all over again. I cannot wait to see them try hype the shit out of Tommy Cooper and Deta Hedman....oh wait....Deta is black......the pc crowd will be rubbing one out over that.Maybe they can do another interview where the black player speaks how they experienced "racism", but ignore how they get favoritism because of "sexism". Staggering hypocrisy.
In the end Deta was lucky to qualify and had to depend on leg difference, she would have been home and dry earlier had she not shit herself in event one...but more on that in a bit.
I hope Deta draws Glen Durrant and confuse the so they wont know who to kiss the arse of.....what if Lisa Ashton draws Devon Peterson....comms wont know who to hype, the black player or the munter. That would be priceless just to hear the cunts rim both at the same time.
In the end, be it the Grand Slam or the World Championships they are just munters, they are there to tick pc boxes and they wont be there pissing time, cos they are all shit, each and every fucking single one of them, but I will give some credit to Ashton, she did win a tourcard, something Jim William, Scott Mitchell and other BDO begging scum could not manage....but still believe she should not have been allowed enter the league of munters.
Shame Bo Selecta could not turn up and make history by finishing bottom, she could have had 4 averages where were they to be combined they would be about the same as what Taylor, MVG etc would average in one match.
Will Uncle Barry make up another new rule to drag Fall In SheerLuck in to Ally Pally ? It would not surprise me, with the amount of disgusting favoritism and political correctness lately. What is the betting some qualifier from China, Phillipines, South Africa or elsewhere wont travel, and lo and behold the spot will go to third place in the League of Munters, who is Fall In SheerLuck....just wait and see,as I write this the Tom Kirby Irish event is cancelled, the Asian tour which had 4 spots is cancelled, so all those spots will need to be filled somehow.
In Event #3 Sue Cusick won her first round match with a 39.9 average.If you think that is low, her opponent Jane Shearing averaged 36.4. to put that in comparison Ross Smith today in the euro Tour averaged over THREE TIMES THAT in 112.86.
Another munter even won a second round game with an average of 40.9....her opponent averaged even less obviously.
There were a total of 16 averages in the 30s and there was 68 averages in the 40s or under....SIXTY FUCKING EIGHT !!! and whats even worse, a fair few even won with averages in the 40s. So any bitch reading this who thinks the women are "as good as the men" go fuck yerself. The only players with big tits that are any good are the likes of Gabriel Clemens and Adrian Lewis.
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Now its time for "Weekly Bottlejob"...and there was no shortage of candidates.
Lets start with Deta in the Event#1 of the League of munter. She led 4-1 , missed 4 match darts and lost the Match. She is the biggest choker in Munters Darts
Other candidates include the weekly choke by Dave Dismal, who lost to the guy who looks liked he escaped from a soviet Gulag, and hid underground for 8 months in Darius Labanauskaus.
A mention for Glen Durrant who jobbed to Maik Kuivenhoven, and right away the Durrant gimps were out in force making excuses saying Durrant was not bothered. Really ? Then why did he travel to Europe during the covid to play in the event, if he did not care or was not bothered / then why did he not just pull out of the event ?
Then logic wont work with those morons. who will have an excuse for everything.
Then there was Andy Fordham MKII Bellyboy Smith who drew Ian Shite, where one of the cunts had to win, and Bellyboy showed what a stroppy fat pathetic cunt he is, He moped around the oche sulking when he could not hit things, and acted like it was someones else fault. When Ian Shite is beating you on tv you have to stand back and realize just how over rated that fat cunt is.
As for Ian Shite, in his next game against Euro Jobber Kuivenhoven, he led 5-1 and his arse started to fall out, and had Maik Kiuvenhoven not missed a heap of darts at tops, to level it 5-5. I am convinced Ian Shite would have gone out, and he only survived cos his opponent outchoked him. But we did not have long to wait before the choking cunt White gave us the predictable collapse.
He played Jose de Sousa and despite Jose averaging around 8 points more, white hit 6 out of 8 doubles, 3 ton checkouts among them, and led 6-5 in a race to 7. White gets a match dart....and missed...what a shock. He threw for the win, and Jose broke and won the match. He is the bottlejob supremo.
Would I be harsh in saying Aspinall choked after missing 3 match darts against the vile Hunchback....nah...he fucked up simple as that.
Then we have winner of Bottlejob of the Week, the brummie Mongo Hughes. This clownshoe led 5-0 against Mensur Suljovic. He lost 6-5.
Its not like Mensur was fucking 12 and 13 darters, Mensur won the deciding leg against the throw with a 21 darter.
That choke was something else, and even when Mensur made it 5-2, you got the sense it was on, Mongo Hughes was shaking more than Dave Clark sitting on a washing machine. Mensur won his next match against Rob Cross 6-0, making 13 straight legs won in a row for Mensur. This was not Mongo Hughes first time doing this in the PDC either, oh no, he led 5-0 against Dave Chisnall in pc #18 back in 2019 and lost 6-5 in that game as well. The guy has history of being a complete choke merchant.
The MVG game against Vincent van der Voort looked like the nearest thing to match fixing I have seen since the days of the "Men in Black". For those that don't know the men in black were Gary Anderson, Daryl Fitton and Gary Jobson...
Vinnie the lanky elongated string of misery, and one of the dourest cunts on the tour had to win the game or miss the European championships, and sure enough Vinnie's best friend in and out of darts just happened to play shit. The comms even questioned the non finishes MVG was leaving, it seemed like MVG was throwing shit to help his friend,and deliberately left non finishes.Of course Vinnie is a speed jobber, always was, always will be and despite MVG giving him multiple chances, it made no difference. MVG even missed 2 match darts, and still the lanky miserable cunt missed a match dart, at this point MVG had to wrap it up in case it looked any more obvious he was playing shit against his buddy.
After the match people were complaining he said "bollocks" live on a stream. Seriously ? I do not like the hunchbacked, wife cheating, mongo looking, dribbling prick but if you are one of those people annoyed he cursed on a stream you need to play on the train tracks.
The DRA Nazi party probably will be all over it, as we all know how they want to make the game docile and devoid of any characters or incidents.
Also this week the mongloid looking hunchbacked fucker said this in relation to Anderson pulling out of the world Cup "I actually think that's cowardly".
What a fucking flid. How dare Anderson withdraw from a mickey mouse non ranking glorified exbo in a foreign country during a pandemic. How dare he put his health and the health of his family first. I was delighted De Sousa took the title and battered the dutch cunt.
Paul Nicholosn claimed the De Sousa White game was possibly the best semi final he saw on the Euro tour...ok, except minutes later was on about past Euro tours and said a Wade versus Shitlock semi final was one of the best games he ever saw.Make up your mind you mentally stunted prick. He went minutes before contradicting himself. This guy is a fucking muppet of the highest order.
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The Euro Tour returned earlier today, and some of the things worth mentioning, Nico Kurz who has qualified for the World Champs despite not having a tourcard, opted to not turn up for the home qualifiers in his own country, which could have put him in the European championships, and now could miss the event, even with the selfish and stupid asshole Durrant going to miss the European Championships.
Performance of the first day went to Ross Smith who averaged 112.86, as I mentioned earlier. and that was with one bad leg where his opponent broke him. Martin Schindler makes the list for his decision to not go for the 121 finish with Kanik on 170, Kanik returned and took out said 170. It was all that Kanik did though, he wont be missed, Schindler is turning into one short fat fucker, and a guy that age with a gut like that needs to be ashamed of himself.
The worst performance, if you can call it that was by Jamie Lewis who averaged 57.72. It is the lowest average by a tourcard holder in the history of the event. Deplorable stuff, oddly all the people who love to slate the PDC were out in force bashing this average,and rightfully so except the same people were nowhere to be seen when the munters were averaging 20 points less and averaging in the 30s in their events.Amazing when the averages are low in the PDC for a game they emerge from the woodwork, but when it happened in the bdo, wdf, munters etc, the same people are silent.That shit 57 average, as appalling as it was, was still higher than what Thunder Thighs Turner won a game with in the League of Munters., but some munters think the women are as good as the men.
Arsen Ballaj missed 7 match darts against Kleermaker in a shit match, and lost. Clemens played well again and a fraction just under the 100 average and wrapped up his win with a 167 checkout. It was not a bad opening day, but these events really do not take of til the Saturday, and the main players this weekend are Gurney and Chizzy, who i believe are the 2 highest ranked players not yet qualified for the grand Slam so will be desperate to pick up a victory this weekend.
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On to other bits and pieces...I see the former wiki page for the "BDO World championships" has been edited, and quite right,to now rightfully be called the WDF World championships, since it was always their comp anyway, and the grubby morons of the bdo were only there to "run it" and boy did they run it, run it in to the fucking ground. I think I might update it some more later tonight and post some more home truths.Someone should contact the PDC and tell them that the "bdo invites" in the Grand Slam are not BDO players anymore, I guess technically they never were and were always WDF players .The taffy roofer made it quite clear he would never play in a bdo event again, and to be exact, he along with the other invites are actually WDF players now.
Gerwyn Price who is another moron like Dr Mason who thinks he is an expert on corona, posted this
Putting aside the fact the thick little manlet cannot spell, it sure is some coincidence, the same guy who has been vocal about the corona and is anti mask, should happen to be there when his daughter allegedly said this. He should pop down to the wetherspoons where that other prick Durrant is and discuss it.
The tweet below deserves a mention. Even in her failure to qualify for the Worlds the BBC kiss the hole of Fallin Sheerluck, and disrespect the actual two players that qualified by omitting to mention them. Then what do you expect from the BBC the network that protected people like Saville, Harris, etc,
Some even think the women are as good as the men, then there disturbed people who obsess on choking munters like this obsessed nut.
Take a look at the pic below and tell me you did not laugh when you saw it. Deluded does not even start to describe it....
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Lastly I will finish with the topic of Dart Forums. Over a decade I have spent on them, in most cases being an original member, but almost every single forum that starts off with a bang ends up fucked, and almost in every case it is when an Admin or mod develops a huge ego. Or course said admin will never take responsibility and blame anyone and anything when members leave in their droves.
When the forum double finish started, and run by 2 dwarves and a crooked pensioner, it was booming, until ego got in the way, whilst one dwarf was drinking himself to death and in need of help, the other dwarf (his brother) was more concerned with complaining about the PDC and trying to get in to the same PDC events for free beer, before being thrown out, rather than caring for his brother. The pensioner fucked off to start his own forum. Rumours then followed how the pensioner tried to forge the signature of one of the dwarves. Double finish eventually ended up with a fat cunt as admin, a guy who was never even an original member and the only thing more inflated than his waist was his ego, and he killed the forum and drove everyone away.Then he was a Tony Eccles fan so hardly surprising.
Meanwhile the pensioner and his new forum soon became the busiest forum, but again ego got in the way, he thought he could do what he wanted and even started replacing members avatars thinking he was funny. He even put a gif of harvey price as an avatar for one clubfooted brummie member. He even boasted thinking he was funny.
Less than 2 weeks later the same hypocrite cunt started banning people because he did not like their avatars. When the hypocrisy was pointed out to him, he pretended it never happened, and over a dozen of his top posters, left the site and formed a new forum. Meanwhile the pensioner was running his mouth about the BDO and how he would take no shit off anyone. Shortly afterwards the pensioner Wayne Williams, cuckold husband of Popcorn Teeth called to the forum owners house, and the forum owner shit himself, refused to answer the door and called the police out of fear of Wayne Williams. Ask him today on that forum and he will either ban you or ignore the question and soon after you will find yourself getting booted for some other reason.When people laughed at the forum admin and pointed out yet again his hypocrisy, lies etc members were threatened with bans. To this day he is still editing threads where we mocked him, years later.
Wayne Williams also paid a visit to the Admin of another forum that has more dwarves that all of Lilliput. Wayne williams threatened that admin in front of his wife, and the short arse admin just stood and took it, whilst his wife's business was threatened. How pathetic of a man must you be to let that happen ?. Is it any wonder the forum he runs spends so much time sucking up to players. Its so bad you cannot ever curse or swear on there. They even have word filters so that phrases I made popular like Mushroom etc are not allowed. In fact you cannot even mention this blog, and they wonder why the forum is dying. Even the word Jobber is not allowed. You have one mod who looks like a creepy bastard that would hang around a boys primary school banning people and spends his sad existence defending Gary Anderson and copying and pasting everything of twitter and the PDC site on to the forum. Any opinion that dares to be different or critical is quickly removed. It is the mods life, he actually thinks its important.. He cannot even discuss the forum without saying "we".
Then there was the forum where all those that left the pensioners forum ended up, on the Apostles of Darts forum, Was good whilst it lasted, sadly a couple of months ago the Admin on there also developed an inflated ego. He started objecting to everything, from discussions on covid, cheltenham, gambling, the IRA and the British army, complained about flashing gifs, pictures of grass, yellow boxes, cans of spam, pictures of houses, mentions of denmark etc...I am not making this up, he lost the plot. Sad really as he was a decent lad, I still liked him, but eventually like history repeating itself ego got in the way and he too drove people away. refusing to accept he played any part in the downfall of his forum.
This week about a dozen members that left decided to return to the forum, and put things in the past, and give the admin who caused so much of the trouble a second chance, but the admin simply could not help himself, he thought because the people returned he could act the prick again, but within 2 hours the admin had a complete meltdown again and shut the forum so now only he and the one mod can read it. That same mod openly begged for the "job" when no one else wanted it. I shit ye not, the forum is only open to the 2 members. They are even quoting old posts, so that former members unable to access the forum are still getting notifications. The official funeral was tonight when the yearly registration iswas up, and cannot see even the brooding admin renewing the forum for another year with just himself and his arse kissing bastard being the only people left on the forum....and sure enough it went tonight.
Already the admin and his lapdog have crawled back to the pensioners forum, and kissing the hole of the old cunt, the same old cunt they spent the previous 2 years berating....now all of a sudden they act like nothing happened. How sad is that. One person said I should post the admins name, address, phone number etc to rip in to him for being such a precious cunt, and although bI might be a mouthy opinionated cunt I would not go down that route, as I actually did like the guy. its just a shame he let his ego , pride and stubbornness get in the way for what was best for his forum, I have not even mentioned other forums like the one metalman the cunt killed off DartsForum.UK.
Thankfully there is still one decent forum I still post on, but it does show how egos have killed Apostles of Darts, killed Double finish, killed the Darts Forum UK, made The Stars of Darts a pathetic regulated dump where opinion is stifled or deleted by nazi mods, and TDF a forum run by a liar, a thief, a chickenshit,and a hypocrite and now a forum as funny as cancer. Is it any wonder forums are generally dead when ego maniac cunts have drove them in to the ground and anybody that dares to criticise, have a laugh or have an opinion that does not suit an admin, ends up getting banned, put on premod...or is driven away. You have mods and admin that think being a mod is actually important. Any person that actively seeks or begs to be a mod is severely mentally stunted in my opinion.The halcyon days of the Original double finish where people could have a laugh and joke, are long gone, too many precious cunts with political correctness, arse kissing of players and people getting "offended" over everything, no one has a sense of humour any more, its all about appearing pc, and as soon as some admin or mod has his little delicate feelings hurt or has the piss taken out of them, they put their pride and ego ahead of what is best for the forum.
Hence why I choose not to said forums,or those that are left, I refuse to be part of any forum, that has admin or mods that are hypocrites, liars, thieves, or sulky cunts who will try to control peoples opinions. I was not the first to leave by choice and I certainly wont be the last either.
There is a plus in all of this though, because forums now are so stale, it has only made this blog more popular, as on here they know I will call it as I see it, and have no intention of sucking up to players or sugar coating things in the hopes.As I have always said if you are easily offended fuck off.
