Friday, June 14, 2019


The proven liar a clear winner again. The man who once said there would be transparency when he took over is actually right, People can see tight through his bullshit and lies.
According to a few forums, it seems the ex waiter is now avoiding phone calls from players who still have not got a blessed clue what the fuck is going on with the CatasTrophy, scheduled to be held in around 11 weeks., I believe.
Meanwhile BDO players like former Lakeshite winner Lisa Ashton has already confirmed her entry to the PDC womens Ally Pally qualifier. Spot the difference. The PDC event almost 6 months away is set in stone, and event that may or may not even take place in the BDO, and no player has a clue. Those that might know , like the proven liar, is avoiding phonecalls.

Still I am sure he will pop up on social media soon, if only to threaten someone again, or promote an event he stands to personally profit from.
The best part is the deluded cunts who still defend the bdo and try to convince others a new era is still coming.

Take the dumb welsh cunt Jim Williams, who has been whining like a bitch for weeks now about ranking points and other bdo shit. This week he said , he was never going to accept a tourcard after Q-school had he won one. What a lying cunt,, then why did he go to Q-school ?
If it was only so he could play the challenge tour, then why did he attend all 4 days of Q-school instead of just doing the one day. Seems to me he is only saying this because he jobbed and is trying to impress scum in the bdo now that he is back there where he belongs, and not good enough for the PDC.
He won't have any problem coming cap in hand begging for that PDC coin when the Grand Slam rolls around either...2 faced lying taffy prick.
Remember that interview he gave back in 2016 how he claimed the bdo had new tournaments lined up, more tv lined up and that more players were now going to return.
Check it out
Jim Williams Deluded Cunt

They lost comps, lost money, lost tv, and all that went back were people like Andy Hamilton and Wes Newton....how did that work out Jim ?.


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Well done to the Irish lads in the PDC World Cup,. I still think from a viewers point it is a worthless comp, but for Willie O Connor and Steve Lennon it was far from worthless. Besides picking up 20k each, all be it unranked money, they now move into the provisional spots  for the Grand Slam of Darts. The real losers were Dave chisnall and Glen Durrant who both have 2 players championships win, and are now further down the list. With the Matchplay and other events to come, they might not even qualify yet, unless they go through the qualifiers or win at least one euro tour.
Durrant wont be winning a Euro Tour this weekend either after he got sent packing tonight.
Fitting that it was an Irishman that beat Durrant, as Burness became the 32nd different player to beat Glen Durrant in PDC competition.

Here is the thing though, I actually like Durrant, comes across as a genuine decent lad, and his recent interview for target darts was a good watch, and I wish him well. My issue has always been the fans of his who think because he won 3 Bob Potter cups, he must be a top player. It is a mickey mouse trophy, and outside the financial rewards it means fuckall.
I would put James Wade 3 players championships wins this year as more impressive than 3 bob potter cups , that is how pathetic and lowly I rate Lakeshite in terms of quality. Christian kist won it ffs....the same Kist who has won something like 2 games this year. Tonight was hilarious listening to that simpleton Dan Dawson telling us how great Durrant is before the lankey simpleton started to try come up with excuses to explain the fact that Durrant is simply not as good as they would have us believe. He is a good player, but nowhere close to what some would have you believe. Its the Stephen Bunting scenario all over again, when mushrooms hype the fuck out of some cunt who won a bob potter cup at the salmonella centre, and then go quiet when the reality hits home they are never as good as they thought they were.

You dont need to come from the BDO either to be hyped to death and have undeserved praise heaped on you either. Take Michael Smith, another choking fucker who the commentators kiss the arse of.
Is anyone really surprised the guy with more chins than a Chinese phonebook flopped at the World Cup when the pressure was on ? Yet week in week out we are told how great he is, his power scoring, a future World champion, and other nonsense. He is just another Terry Jenkins, Chris Mason, Dave Chisnall, who wont win a thing of note in his entire career unless he grows a backbone or a set of balls.

I took great joy in seeing the Irish dump the Dutch out of the World Cup after Hunchback van Gerwen was running his mouth before hand.

Then there was Wayne Mardle, the man who predicted the Phillipines would beat England, and England won,
said England would beat Ireland, and Ireland won, said Austria would beat Ireland, Ireland won, picked Holland to win and Ireland won., in fact he got almost 3 out of every 4  predictions wrong, and this is the fool they have for "expert analysis" what with all his majors he has won in darts...oh wait....he has never won anything of note in his entire career either.

In the end the World Cup was won for Scotland by an Englishman, who had a Scottish part time player with him.

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Every year Barney that philandering sack of shit wrapped in skin, the hypoglycemic headshaker  promised he would do the full tour, go back on his word, claim he is tired, until he finally and thankfully announced his retirement....all be it over a decade since he won a major ranking tv comp.
His apparent tiredness which caused him to seemingly miss so many events, up and disappeared like a fart in the wind when Uncle Barry gave him an undeserved ride in the 2019 Premier League. Sure enough he was a disgrace as usual and jobbed, so back to him claiming he has no energy...I bet the new girlfriend  loves him regardless...it must be true love. The PDC announced the entrants for the 3 events in Australia and New Zealand, and the same Barney who is to tired to attend events on the tour, suddenly has now is fit and energetic enough to play in all 3 events, and deny someone more deserving of their place.
I cannot wait for this cunt to fuck off for once and for all., and have no doubt many players in the PDC are more deserving off spots in events will be glad to see the back of the wife cheating prick.

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and lastly, a small piece written by a reader, which I thought was well worth posting....






Congratulations to Luke Humphries who managed to forget committing suicide for a few days as he picked up yet another third tier PDC title this week. His mother can breathe a sigh of relief and stick the paracetamol back in the medicine cabinet, until his next faggoty meltdown. 

Big shout goes out to Duzza as Grenfell Glen celebrates the second aniversary of that tower block incinerating six dozen chavs by getting his cunt smashed all over the stage by Kevin Burness.
Aye, the same fucking Kevin Burness that has won a grand total of ONE THOUSAND POUNDS all year, yet still got past the Simon Weston tribute act with a stratospheric average of 87. 


Special mention for Michael "Six Chins" Smith who managed to fuck the hopes of a nation last weekend when he choked against a a spud munching jobber.
Why the fuck Barry Hearn is picking one St Helens choker after the next to represent England in the world cup is fuckin beyond me, maybe next year Alan Tabern might get a run out on the big stage if the clogging old cunt is still breathing. 


Winner winner chicken dinner for KOTW is none other than the Painted Spastic himself, how this Child Support dodging shitbag has the fucking temerity to climb up on on a stage and pretend to be a jock is beyond the realms of human comprehension.
Did any fucker notice how happy his Dawn French body double wife was as she clapped her bingo wings together as that fucking dimlow picked up his first pot of the year.
Shame David Ibbotson wasn't flying the world's fattest vegan and her pet painted spastic home.