In the week where the game of darts was dominated by the PDC Premier League finals , spare a thought for the waiter turned chairman of the BDO, The ex waiter liar who promised a"new era".
Yes the guy who openly stated had no desire to ever take over the BDO and then proved what a liar he was by going about that exactly, spouting even more blatant lies along the way. Remember how he said he had sponsors line up, and would be announcing them if he won ? So where are they ?
Where is this announcement he promised MONTHS AGO ?
Even the thickest cunts on the planets, the bdo mushrooms have given up on this walter mitty pathological bullshitter. The mushrooms inbred little facebook groups are either dead or deserted, and the majority of them can't be arsed to come out of the woodwork to make up ridiculous excuses any more and have seen the light.
There is no mention of whether the CatasTrophy is still going ahead, no venue announced, no prize fund mentioned, and it would not surprise me if the waiter goes cap in hand begging Bob Potter for use of the salmonella arena yet again, afterall he only had a whole entire year to find a venue in the entire UK.
Where is this new era Des ?
Where are the sponsors you told people you had lined up ?
Where are the announcements you promised ?
Give us all a laugh and tell us again how the bdo are going to compete with the PDC.
The only thing this liar gives a flying fuck about are oversea events he has a financial interest in for his own personal gain. Why should he give a flying fuck about the rank and file of the bdo, why be any different than any of his predecessors. Remember it was the inaugral chairman Olly Croft, the man who drove a Rolls Royce, and lived rent free on BDO property who once said "we don't owe the players a living" and Des most certainly has made sure that this ideology continues.
Last week saw Popcorn teeth Sue Williams and another director being ousted, all be it years too late, and the bdo shed...I mean office in Wales closed down. No doubt all their stock like brass darts (flights not included) the raffle drum, books of tickets, Tony Green audio cassettes, bdo ashtrays, illiterate flyers for milkmen, and signed Ted Hankey pics, will be shipped off and stored in some high tech facility to protect these financially important resources. They might even end up in the same location where all the illegal copyright bdo shirts they tried to sell last year are kept.
I hope the CatasTrophy goes ahead, not just because it will financially cripple the bdo even more, but the sight of an empty arena in darkness to mask there might be only a dozen people there always provides a great laugh.
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The PDC Premier League finals night was poor night of Darts, which was disappointing after what was a decent Premier League overall. Gurney led 6-5 before collapsing, and Wade was a disgrace after he appeared to resign himself to defeat after 9 legs. So by the time Mike the Hunchback, Cross and Russ Bray took to the stage like some alopecia support group for the final, it was never in doubt who was winning as Cross is nothing more than MVG's bitch these days.
A mention for Wayne Mardle, who along with Paul Nicholson and Dan Dawson are without doubt the 3 worst commentators in the game. Some of the shit spewed by them over the last few events has been so bad I now mute any game where they are on comms. In the semi final with MVG throwing to win his semi final against gurney, Mardle gave us one of his insights and declared that the leg was an important one. No shit !
Dan Dawson the guy who over a ago seriously said "Diamond White is one of the greatest big stage players on the planet" was back to rimming the hole of the Nikki Lauda impersonator Glen Durrant saying how Durrant was one of the worlds best cos he won 2 players championships in 5 months. When Wade won 3 in 9 days, nothing was said. go figure.
Then this is the problem with people on comms kissing the arse of chokers, jobbers etc.You have the likes of Mardle and Mason who won nothing of note in their entire miserable careers trying to tell people us that the likes of Bellyboy, White, and Chizzy, who have not a single TV ranking title among them are the top players. Cunts who won nothing in their careers kissing the hole of the modern cunts who won nothing in their careers.
Vermin Price, Gurney, Cross, Wade and others might not be everyones cup of tea, but at least those guys showed some backbone when it mattered in some finals and all won proper events, but this kiss arsing of chokers is at epidemic levels. I welcome Rod Harrington, John Part, and even Mark Webster these days, after reaching the point where I cannot bear to listen to the audio when the cunts of Mardle, Dawson and nicholson start spouting their inane drivel.
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You got to love Uncle Barry who knows how to shut up the mushrooms who love to try knock the PDC at every opportunity.
Saw this on twitter
matt(legend)handley @matthandley4 13h
The atmosphere at the darts is shit, like watch a BDO tournament #PDC #skydarts @BarryHearn
Barry Hearn @BarryHearn
Yeah you always get over 8000 fans in bdo events !
I would be surprise if the BDO could get 80 people at an event,even with freebies handed out.
Another clown disappointed with finals night decided the whole competition was shit and wrote
FAT.PUD @fatpuduk 11h
Sad to say that was the Worst Premier league darts season since the competition started have a rethink and come back better and stronger next year ! @OfficialPDC @SkySportsDarts @BarryHearn
Barry Hearn @BarryHearn
Yeah - tv audiences at a new high world wide. Sky numbers show a huge increase over last year.
Sad to say that was the Worst Premier league darts season since the competition started have a rethink and come back better and stronger next year ! @OfficialPDC @SkySportsDarts @BarryHearn
Barry Hearn @BarryHearn
Yeah - tv audiences at a new high world wide. Sky numbers show a huge increase over last year.
The PDC is in a very healthy position, and not just financially, last weekend saw a Players championship contended by a 21 year old and a 22 year old, while in the BDO washed up chokers like Andy Hamilton and Wes Newton are the upcoming stars of the bdo.
Might be time to do a new version of the "conveyor belt" picture that riled up so many bdo mutants in the past. Ticket sales keep on rising, global audience figures increasing, prize money expanding, media attention and popularity soaring, but still some try to convince themselves its not true.
One darts forum, the one where the admin helped promote the sale of illegal copyrighted dvd's by a seller who is now in prison, had one of its mods claim the Premier League is no longer as popular because their dying forum only got 2 posts on one of the nights the Premier League was on. Imagine being that much of a complete spastic to think the number of posts on a dying forum equates to the success of the Premier League. The following week that same forum got 6 posts during the Thursday night PL, was the PL suddenly 3 times more popular around the world than the previous week because of posts that night. ? I swear to fuck darts has some of the most stupid people ever.
The Euro tour returned this weekend, and these seem like minor events in comparison to the big events in the PDC. These events have a first prize of 25k, get huge crowds, streamed across Europe on multiple platforms, and as minor as they are in comparison to the big events in the PDC, they completely dwarf anything in the BDO outside of bob Potters Hotel Cup, and even that does not get the crowds the euro tour would get, let alone the quality of darts the euro tours get.
How long will it be before Des Selecta lays all the blame for his inadequacies on someone else, now that Popcorn teeth has fucked off, she is a prime candidate for Des to blame all his failing on, its the bdo way, blame the person you replace as we all know anything negative is never his fault and anything deemed as positive is all down to him, the guy is an ego maniac, a proven liar, an attention whore and a scumbag who likes to dish out threats, but in the end all his lies, promises, pie in the sky delusions will come to the fore, and time will prove he is just as fucking hopeless as those that came before him, in fact after Des, Popcorn teeth, Spineless, and all the other cunts that were milking the bdo while on the bdo board, the more Olly Croft being stabbed in the back by Martin Adams looks like the worst thing they did., and now they are deservedly paying for it each and every year.
Olly may have been a cunt, but he had 2 comps a year on terrestrial TV at a minimum, had decent enough prize money for a time .Since he was stabbed in the back by people he called "family" , under every chairperson the bdo have gotten progressively worse, despite their promises of doing the opposite. The BDO wont ever die, someone has to look after the pub game, tolerate the likes of the Scottish womens division 2 matches where munters can win games with 3 dart averages of 9.54., but I still laugh when I read "new era" bullshit, and how the bdo is gonna grow and rival the PDC, and the Bob Potter Cup being called the "World Pro"
The funniest part is over a quarter of a century ago people knew once the split happened which code was going to go on and succeed and which one was going to be the bitter inbred organisation that was stuck in the past , refused to make the changes that were needed, and get with the times,
The PDC hired professionals, the bdo hired amateurs and look how it shows.
