How many times does one have to witness that ski sloped cunt cry like a bitch over his dead friend, its the same thing over and over. We get it, you miss you friend, but giving your rusty necklace fellatio on tv blubbering like a retarded cunt wont get you sympathy, you come across like a fucking spastic. His amateur dramatics of collapsing on the stage for attention was equally as bad.
What is it with cunts with huge bellies in darts crying ?
Taylor made MVG cry like a bitch, we have seen Gurney, Bunting, Barney, Krusty and others....
Its hard to watch the stroppy cunt at the best of times when he is throwing, let alone when he is sulking, plodding along.
As usual the comms will act like every Euro tour player is one of the best in the world, and this was no exception, and we heard how Gurney went up to #3 in the World and Dan Dawson us he was the third best player in the World.
Except he is not, he is the player with the third highest amount of ranking point, and Gurney climb up the rankings is as much in part to the Klown Krusty Wright sliding down the same rankings.
Had Ando gotten over his sulking and took part in the Euro tours he would have stayed stagnant in 4th place.
This weekend Gurney decided to give the pro tour players championships a miss, which could be a mistake when you consider what he is defending for the rest of this
He is defending a Quarter Final in the Grand Slam, £16k
Semi final European champs 2017 - defending 20k
Semi Final in the 2017 Matchplay - 30k
Winner of the 2017 Grand Prix - defending £100,000k.
That is a lot of money to be defending and were he to hit a slump and drop that off his ranking he could drop rapidly.
Another on the slippery slop is the painted twat and pretend Scottish player Krusty who is defending a heap as well and unlike Gurney is most definitely not in form, He defends
Matchplay - defending a runners up spot from 2017 - £55k
Runner up in the 2017 Grand slam, - £55k
and 5 Euro tour events he won at £25k a go....one of which is already deducted. He could be 8th or 9th in the OoM before the World
Gurney is a terrible Watch, Krusty is embarrassing to watch also. Even though I dont like Vermin Price, he at least is entertaining to watch, and laughed when he was seething when Colin Lloyds lovechild Keegan Brown sent him packing in the Euro tour in Germany last weekend. That was nothing to the seething the manlet was doing after he choked yet again , against a poor MVG in the Premier League.
The welsh dwarf with a record of 15 straight defeats to MVG was cruising at 5-1 up against MVG who was averaging a mere 94, and the manlet coal scavenger was lucky to escape with a draw. It brought back memories of another simpleton cunt who would get raped on a regular basis by MVG. That being Jamie Cave-In who would smile as he was tore a new asshole. Recall Cave-In losing something like 22 consecutive legs to MVG before I finally gave up
A mention for James Wilson who showed zero ambition as Keegan Brown battered him 6-0
Also a mention for James Wade who now has lost to Mensur Suljovic three times in as many weeks. Its safe to say Wade , as well as he has played in recent months is fast becoming Mensurs bitch. It was not even like Mensur was playing great stuff, but more a case Mensur is in Wades head.
Then there is Bunting, the predecessor to Durrant, the hero for the Mushrooms, the one that would fly up the PDC rankings....except he never did, and never would as he was just another over rated bdo player who was hyped for winning a bob potter cup.
He was throwing for the match in the Euro tour against the eventual winner of the comp Daryl Gurney, On his throw to win the match, against a Gurney averaging in the 80s...yes 80s, Bunting had 21 darts and still was not able to get to a double. Everyone watching could see him visibly choking. This is the fat cunt the bdo simpletons claimed was also a top player.
Dan Dawson did not once mention Glen Durrant, because Durrant failed to even qualify for the event.Even Dan Dawson would realize calling a player who could not qualify the best in the world would show up how stupid his comments are.
Glen Durrant is the new Bunting a player that is vastly over rated.
Mark McGeeney is the new James Wilson
Scott Baker the new Alan Norris
Conan Whitehead the new Pecker Woods.
Anyone spotting a trend here with the over rated shit that has come over from the bdo in recent years that was hyped by the mushrooms ?
But the biggest cunt this week on comms was without a doubt that asshole Paul Nicholson. Some of the shit he spewed last weekend was truly atrocious. I genuinely believe he has some form of autism, the geordie immature prick who thinks he is an Aussie.
He ranted on and on and on about all sorts of child like shit, from Ninja Turtles, Colors of the Spectrum, what Super Heroes are certain dart players, and of course his love for Wrestling., yes that gay shit where fat men dressed in their underwear, covered in baby oil, roll around on top of other men dressed the same, and pretend to be fighting in a boxing ring where the winner of this closet homosexual activity has a predetermined winner.The way Nicholson goes on about this shit I am wondering if he actually thinks that choreographed shit is actually real.
He is worse than Mardle....there I said it...I never thought someone could be worse than Mardle, but Nicholson managed it.
Friday night marked the anniversary of the great Eric Bristows death. For me the greatest of all time. He is sadly missed. Lakeshite this year was not the same without Eric ripping the hole out of it on twitter. The PDC of course were quick enough to whore themselves out and tell us how he is truly missed.
Where was the PDC to defend Bristow back in 2016 when those assholes Sky TV sacked him. Where was the PDC defending Bristow then, nowhere to be seen.
I fucking despise Sky TV, and refused to ever pay for their service ever again.
Sky TV are the cunts who gave Barney wildcard after wildcard for the PL, for years
Sky are the cunts who hired Wayne Mardle
They gave wildcards to Shitlock, and countless others who did not deserve them, including Bunting the time he sobbed in Barneys arms.
They are so obsessed at appearing politically correct they kept that squinty eyed prick Dave Clark in the job because he had parkinsons which would tick a load of the boxes in the pc stakes, despite the fact Clark was utter shit long before he was ever diagnosed. and was a very poor replacement for the Jeff Stelling who was far superior in the role.
They even hired that dyke Trina Gulliver cos she ticked a load of boxes. She was hired because she was a lesbian, and could not have been for her ability as a commentator because she was fucking atrocious.
Sky TV were the ones who sacked Eric Bristow cos he used the word poofter in a tweet and upset some victims with his honest comment in the sex abuse case in UK Football.. Sky could not sack him quick enough for PR reasons.
Thing was Eric was right, if those "victims" had spoken out when it happened then they would have prevented other future victims, but in this day and age it seems you cannot tell the truth.
Amazing how these victims who got hurt over his words on twitter were quick to attack Bristow, but yet the same victims were quiet for years about their accuser.
Amazing how Sky and the PDC always omit how they turned their back on Bristow when he needed them most. They think people will simply forget they stabbed him in the back and hung him out to dry. Let that be a warning to all players, if they would do that to the greatest player of all time, they will do it to anyone.
Roll on this weekend Players championships.
No MVG, Gurney, Bellyboy, Sulky Ando, or Mensur this weekend which opens the door for a lot of lower seens to get a good run.
The ones I will be watching out for most is the return of Corey Cadby, who will ruffle up some feathers.
Curious to see who will be the 24th different player to beat Glen Durrant in PDC competitions.
Can Fatpot continue his recent run, will the job squad make enough money between them to cover a round of drinks.
And lastly, sent to me on a forum I post on.
Special mention this week for the Derry lover of the dead, Mr Daryl Gurney himself.
Jesus H Christ the way the big doss cunt collapsed after hitting the winning double last Sunday then proceeded to roll around on the floor with that wormfood wankbank medallion was truly a sight to behold for anyone without a penchant for necrophilia to comprehend.
If that wasn't bad enough, when broached on the subject of his "Special necklace" during his interview he had a full on meltdown and showered the front three rows of antisemitic darts fans in a deluge of salty tears as he blubbed about how his deceased mate got him back into playing darts before cystic fibrosis put the "Plug from the Bash Street Kids" lookalike in a wooden overcoat.
Sooner the big wet fart either grows a pair of knackers or a malignant tumour the fucking better as the old "Dis is ma bestest pal.....and he's passed away so he has" routine is more sickening than the thought of giving that thing Des Jacklin hangs out of a Smear Test then licking the swab.
