Friday, March 29, 2019
Most of the news this week was concerning Barney and if he would avoid the drop in the PL, an event he should never have been in, and he once again proved everything I have ever said about the lazy fucker. His only win in the entire PL was against the invited player Max Hopp who is a jobber.
Comes out on Wednesday in front of a home crowd, the fans booing Gurney and how does Barney react., he throws a pathetic 81 average, shows zero fight and gets hammered 7-1. Gurney was not even playing well.
Not fucking once did the shaky couple of Clark and Webster, or the other fucking asshole of Mardle once admit the lazy bastard and undeserving Barney should never have been selected for the Premier League in the first place. Excuse after excuse was spewed out of the mouths of these cretins.
We all know Barney was undeserving of a spot, but these clowns just cannot bring themselves to openly admit it.
I wont miss Barney, over rated cunt who has leeched of the PDC for over a decade, robbed other more deserving players of a place in the Premier League, and I wont miss his sulking, his head shaking, his excuses, and the moronic presenters falling over themselves to kiss his arse.
Good riddance. Here is the kicker, we went into Thursday night which was called "Judgement Night" when there was fuckall to actually judge, the head shaking fucker was gone before it.
Barney had a comp average of a mere 91 after Wednesday nights action.
Rob Cross who had the chance to go top of the league on Wednesday led 5-1 against Mensur, was on 100% on doubles and averaging over 105 then his game went to utter shit, and averaged under 90 for the remainder of the game where he proceeded to lose 6 straight legs , and lost the match. He missed 11 doubles in those 6 legs also.
There was 4 averages under 90, and of course the PDC haters who dream of the "bubble bursting" was quick to point out those 4 low averages, but neglected to mention the 3 ton plus averages, and one of those players lost with a ton plus average on the Wednesday night.
Thursday night.
Despite the fact the lazy dutch head shaking prick was out, it did not stop the rimming by squinty eye Clark and others of Barney.
Of course Barney lost again. By the time the last match ended with Wade beating Smith with Wade again getting the highest average of the night, as he did the night before,and Wade has the highest entire PL comp average, he also has the second most 180s, yet people claim Wade is not a big 180 scorer or the other myth that was always low 90s the comms decided rather than discuss the match that just finished they went right back to Barney to hear the useless Barney saying he is now retired after tonight in another of his whiny sulky moods.
Squinty eye Clark was almost crying, it was sickening.
Of course Friday morning the money hungry manager of Barney said Barney was not retiring just yet and Barney did not mean what he said the night before. No surprise as Barney is a proven liar,
The one person who should be pissed off the liar and sack of shit Barney went back on his word is Jermaine Wattimena, the dutch #2.
With the World Cup coming up I could foresee Wattimena being fucked out of the Dutch team to shoehorn Barney in. I do hope I am wrong and it does not happen.
It wont be the first time a Dutch #2 was fucked out to suit people, like when Klaasen was fucked out because hunchback MVG threw a strop and did not want to play with him and the PDC bent over backwards to please MVG.
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Albert Einstein is credited with saying, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.” This week the Waiter and proven liar Des Selecta, who once said on a forum that it was never his intention to take over the BDO, which he did anyway. proved his insanity.
He admitted this week he is an idiot, and no one disagreed, for putting a timescale on the upcoming major announcements which were supposed to be announced in February, then was changed to March.
So no sooner did he admit to being an idiot for putting a timescale of announcements of an announcement, he proceeds in the very same fucking interview to put a timescale on it again.
How fucking stupid is this cunt ?
You would think he would learn from past mistakes, but goes and makes the same mistake seconds after apologizing for the first one.
Of course if it all goes tits up he will lay the blame on others, and if it works out he will be quick to take any glory he might believe will come his way.
One comment I read on a forum summed it up perfectly, where he wrote
After reading that it sounds like an 'announcement to cancel announcements that were previously announced to be announced but weren't actually announced, whilst also announcing that further announcements will be announced'
As to what this announcement will be, well there are rumours that new venues and sponsors are lined up.
The problem is they can get all the venues they want, filling them is another issue.
Even the bdo scum's mecca of bobs hotel is struggling to see tickets sold and you only have to look at some of the crowds, or lack of to realize this.
I posted a pic last week of the west fries Open where there was a crowd of about 7 watching the final.
Remember the Gold Cup a couple of years ago ?
Now go compare that to the crowds the PDC can get for just an exbo like the Premier League, and the waiter thinks the bdo can rival the PDC....now that is fucking insanity
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Shit streams are a given in the BDO, but the recent Greek Open was without doubts one of the worst streams I have ever seen,not just for darts but for anything. It was so fucking bad even I almost felt sympathy for them, until I realized those cunts actually deserve it for
A. Staying in the BDO.
B. Being part of the clique that allowed the proven liar and former Waiter to take over the bdo.
check out hilarious stream .....this is the bdo in the 21st century
Atrocious stream
Euro Tour
After his win this evening Jamie Hughes what was the difference between playing bdo and PDC and Hughes said he is not used to playing in front of crowds like this. No shit. The bdo lucky to get crowds over 30 people.
Madars Razma is like the PDC version of Scot Mitchell, can he walk any slower retrieving his darts ?
Glad to see him go out tonight.
Dan Dawsons slurping of Glen durrant was non existent tonight, thankfully , I wonder why that was...was it because Glen Durrant could not qualify for this event ?
Other members on a forum I post on were also adding their opinions on Knob of the Week and laughed at this passage that was sent to me:
Difficult to Separate the wheat from the chaff this week as the contenders spilled in like Scousers over a Hillsborough turnstile.
Vermin Price made a early dash for the title on Wednesday night when Michael "Six chins" Smith hit that bullseye and left him looking like he'd just had his bottom wiped by Barry Bennell, before exiting stage left at the same speed as Ariana Grande in Manchester.
How that shrieking prick can waltz about all pumped up looking like Adam of Greyskull and not cop for a drugs ban is beyond the realms of human comprehension.
Running in a close second is the husband of the world's fattest vegan, our dear old friend the painted spastic himself.
Wednesday night he got kicked all over the stage by the Dutch kerb crawler 7-1 followed 24 hours later by a choke job against Warwick Davis on steroids 7--5 after controlling much of the match.
No need for a fucking drum roll as your winner was fucking nailed on long before his manager was making bleeping noises on social media.
The greedy sweaty narcissistic shit house got exactly what he deserved in Rotterdam.....utter humiliation in front of a sobbing sea of orange....not once, but twice.
Serves the sex pest postman right for accepting the PL invite as part of his pension plan, knowing far well there was players far more deserving.
Let the cunt with his tapestry haircut, Bob Potter teeth and brand new dolly bird that looks like Karen Carpenter on crack, sail off into the sunset.......he won't be missed..
Most people are sick to the teeth of Barney, which is hardly surprising.
Despite the good performances by a number of the "invited players" in this years Premier League , like Dimitri who averaged over 100, the enjoyable Hendo and MVG game, and the solid performances by Luke Humphries and Chris Dobey who averaged 101 and 98 respectively, there are some cunts out there who think it was a waste of time adding them
Check out this muppet