KNOB OF THE WEEK
No surprise Twat Porter wins the award this week, but does so for 2 major reasons.
Reason 1. What is the criteria for the PL outside the top 4 automatic places ? Twat Porter has never answered this, ever. If we are to believe the PL is based on the Worlds, that would explain Gian van Veen, but why was Searle not picked then ? Again if based on performances in the worlds, why was Price and Bunting picked when they failed miserably in the worlds.
If the criteria is based on what you have done throughout the year instead and not the world's, then Wade with 2 ranking finals in 2 of the oldest ranking Majors should in, Noppert with 5 TV semi finals should be in, and remember Wade and Noppert both lost in classic games at Ally Pally, Wade in a tie breaker, and Noppert went out averaging over a ton. But since Wade and Noppert were overlooked, it seems quite clear what you do in the previous 11 months does not matter unless you are a friend of the cunt Twat Porter.
Here is my issue, Bunting and Price did nothing in the words, and did nothing throughout the year, so can anyone tell me what either player did to deserve a PL spot. Bunting despite being visually repulsive, and a grotesque cunt has never won a ranking major in almost a dozen years in the PDC. In his entire PDC carer he has never made the final of a ranking major, yet gets constantly picked for the PL. Last year he did not win a game for 8 weeks, he finished bottom of the table, failed to reach a final in a tv event, claims he is the peoples champion and then lies when he got backlash, insults darts fan, then goes full scouser victim mode, if the fans he insults then insult him. In his entire PDC career he won just one solitary non ranking tv title. So imagine my surprise when the fat cunt was then selected for the world Series event in Bahrain as well. The fat scouse cunt must have no shame or pride, let alone respect for himself or any of his fellow players, can you imagine what Wade, Noppert, Searle etc must be thinking about the grubby obese scouser and Twat Porter but cannot say in case the DRA Nazi Party fine them. On the plus side, with no Wade or Noppert, there is even less reason to watch Twat Porter little pet project and circus where his friends get financial help, also even the most dense fans are waking up to the type of cunt Twat Porter is, and thirdly, the only reason anyone now has to watch a meaningless, non ranking glorified exbo is to hope the piss up scum in the crowd stop chucking piss at each other to abuse Cunting, the audio people will have their work cutting that out and try pretend its not happening, whilst bullshitting the viewer with the retarded notion he is the People's champion.
Reason 2. This week Teeth McDonald and the puppy George Noble were announced for the Hall of Fame, and I have no issue with either getting in. My issue is the PDC Hall of Fame would never have fucking existed without the players who broke away from the BDO to form the World Darts Council which became the PDC. You have John Gwynne a commentator who never risked his career when he did work for the PDC in the Hall of Fame, for what, doing his fucking job he got paid for, yet Jocky Wilson, a former multiple time world champion risked everything to help form the PDC, and he has been completely ignored, nowhere in the Hall of fame, no sign other World champions who formed the PDC in Bob Anderson, and Keith Dellar, but they put in shaky Dave Clarke who was shit at his job and could not sack the useless cunt cos he got Parkinsons in the Hall of Fame. Getting Parkinsons was a terrible thing, but lets be honest, he was shit at the job he sas paid for, long before any diagnosis, and said it back then .Every single player that left the BDO to form the PDC should be in the Hall of Fame, those not in Jocky Wilson Bob Anderson, Keith Dellar, the late Jamie Harvey, Cliff Lazerenko, Alan Warriner, Peter Evison, Richie Gardner, and Kein Spiolek,
Q-SCHOOL
My interest in this has been minimal, mainly because the thing is full of jobbers, Is there more than 2 players in q-school who will ever be a top player, is there even 2?. Even the so called favorites to get cards like Harryson, Van Schie etc, are still as capable of losing games with an 80 average. Yes I am happy for the likes of Cristo Reyes, but how many of these guys cough up a wedge to enter Q-school, travel round Europe, and barely make the equivalent of minimum wage, for 2 years before their spirit and bank balance is fucked for ever, For every Luke Littler or Van Veen there is 50 or more deluded cunts having to eke out a miserable existence as a whipping boy because they are deluded enough to think they can make it. Thankfully some players have said fuck it, opted not to go, and will do ADC events, local events, Modus etc and be just as well off if not better. Some players in Modus are doing financially better than some tour card holders.
PDC MASTERS
After watching the Worlds we were told Ally Pally was the biggest event, the pinnacle, the only event that mattered, nothing compares, So why should we give a fuck about any other event then, especially this fucked up event that has only recently become ranked .
In the next 6 months we have just 2 Majors, the UK Open and the Matchplay, everything is non ranking bullshit, like world series, the boring PL, and World Cup, all mean fuck all, and minor floor events, a calendar so grim a Euro tour feels like a major event.. Making this Masters a ranking event does not solve the issue
.
.
.
.
..
.
