Saturday, October 19, 2024

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

The final European Championships list of qualifiers are almost complete, and this weeks Knob of the Week goes to Babs van den Bergh. He is a player that thanks to the euro tour qualifier changes, he played 12 euro tours, and despite that advantage did not even make the European championships, which shows all that is wrong with the changes to the qualifiers. It is obvious he is playing shit and simply having him in euro tours where he does nothing, when other players have qualified with less appearances shows why the qualifiers should be a more open field.
Friday night he played a game needing wins to qualify and rocked up and played shit, and averaged 84 and for most of the match was averaging in the 70s.

Add in last weekend in the semi final he was like Belgian Chizzy.
The dancing prick only won 3 legs in the 5 sets de Decker won.Yes De Decker was brilliant, but that does not excuse the pathetic effort by him. It was the worst display at opening doubles I have ever seen or can remember. The dancing prick missed 60 darts to start...Sixty.
Add that choke along with his failure to make the European Championships despite playing in a dozen euro tours makes him a deserved winner of Knob of the Week


ASPINALL

Stutters Aspinall made some darts new because of his game midweek against Razma for throwing a dart in anger and right away people were saying "DRA fine" as if this was something that should automatically happen. If you are the type of cunt that think this justifies a fine you are a cunt, and I am not even an Aspinall fan.
Remember we have players like Gary Anderson and others that usually brush off these events and do not give a fuck, others rock up and act like they are not bothered, and here is a player who genuinely seems to give a shit about losing, which is a quality in my book, and you have soft cunts wanting him to be fined by that DRA Nazi Party. No one was hurt, his opponent was behind him , marker on the far other side, and a player back after injury with desire getting upset should not be a fine and any cunt that takes pleasure in seeing a player that actually gives a fuck get fined is a total cunt in my eyes.What is far worse is a player who does not give a fuck.


GRAND PRIX


Last week I wrote "Here's hoping for a Humphries win,, even de Decker or Joyce but hopefully not Babs who really irritates the fuck out of me." As mentioned above I got my wish
As for Joyce, the lad was 3 sets down whilst averaging over 100, form that would have battered  both the Belgian players in the other semi..At 4-0 up in sets Scumphries was still over the ton average and romped home. Joyce lost 5-0 but the score did not reflect how well Joyce played.
As for the final, when De Decker missed a set dart and Scumphries went a set up it appeared the expected stroll in the park would happen. In set 2 Luke missed 3 set darts, lost the set. Mardle was fucking unbearable on commentary, the cunt should be called goldilocks for always being in the wrong bed. Mardle claimed De Decker "annihilated" James Wade....Wade who took every set to a fifth leg, and was on a double for the set in two of them. But again why let the truth get in the way of the Sky bullshit.

De Decker took he third set, and Scumphries was being outplayed and he got worse and went 3-1 down and Scumphries was no longer the smug cunt as De Decker missed multiple set darts for 4-1. Scumphries broke but it mattered not as De Decker deservedly went 4-1 up in sets. Mardle who spent the first 2 sets rimming Scumphries jumped on De Decker and now it was his turn to for Mardle to crawl up his hole. To be fair De Decker was the better player, more consistent, and deservedly in the position he deserved. Could the world number #1, current World champion and reigning Grand Prix holder turn it around ?
De Decker went 2 legs up and Scumphries took out 149, and the 152 and threw for the set and made it 4-2 in sets, They knocked the stuffing out of DeDecker, and in set 7 Scumphries was flying, as he won the first 2 legs but De Decker hit a 156 checkout but Scumphries with yet another max broke got to a double and missed 2 set darts and got another visit and it was 3-4 in sets, with Scumphries now having the darts.

Set 8....De Decker broke right away with a 90 finish on the bull, but Fluke broke back and with his 12th maximum then held with ease. Fluke missed the bull for a 170 and the set but the Belgian then held to take it to a fifth leg and a huge leg. Fluke broke 67 for the set, and De Decker hit a max to pressure but Scumphries with one dart took the set and leveled the game.
Set 9 , De decker held, as did Scumphries, and De Decker went 2-1 up in legs and Scumphries failed to get off in 5 darts and De Decker ran clear and broke for the set
Set 10. Scumphries held, and so did De Decker, but the Belgian broke and threw for the win, but threw a poor leg and Scumphries broke back to throw to level the match but he threw a poor leg and paid the ultimate price as De Decker hit his 16th maximum to leave 55 and wrapped up the win.

Nobody of sound mind could begrudge the Belgian the win, beating the Australian Cabbage, Gary Anderson, James Wade, and the prick Babs and then Scumphries,. It was well deserved. It also wiped the smirk of the cocky face of Scumphries. It was a fantastic watch. PDC's darts twitter then posted this....the thick muppets could not even get his nationality right.

The final was an instant classic. Of course there are plenty in darts who are not of sound mind. Take this cunt who was kicked off a forum I post on for making pedo comments about kids in the past. Look what the WDF/BDO mushroom sick fuck wrote.

The 6 figure winners cheque only moved De Decker up 11 places to world #25. Here is the question, if De Decker does nothing else in the Worlds, European champs and grand slam, will he still get a PL spot in 3 months time ? We have seen the PDC dump players who won tv ranking comps nearer to the world be left out of the PL.
De Decker being the most popular Belgian in darts will no doubt upset the angry orphan Kim Huybrechts, and the dancing prancing Babs which is always going to be a plus with me. The great unwashed Ryan Joyce was now in the top 32


EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS
The final qualification is almost done, and jining Babs not in the field include Cameron Menzies who lost,ugly cheating match fixing cunt Wessel Conman,  Callan Rydz, Dolan and Ryan Joyce. As for Dirk van Duijvenbode who has been absolute shit, despite also playing at least a dozen euro tours, he will scrape through providing Zonneveld, Ratajski, or Lukeman do not the final.


SKY BIAS

Well done to Mathew Edgar for highlighting yet again this week another example of the Sky bias, which not only has issues with certain players, but proves how they disregard other ranking TV competitions shown by ITV, even if the simpleton Edgar had not intentionally intended for his tweet to do so, so my reply was done to confirm it

OTHER SHIT.

For those wondering why I have not mentioned the WDF Masters, it was because it was a complete shit event, just like the BDO masters was when that was running post split. The day every single living world champion said Fuck You to worm food Olly Croft and the BDO,  and those players formed the then WDC now the PDC, every competition in the BDO was devalued to the point that any player post split wining said mickey mouse tin pots who thinks they can be compared to the pre-split winners when the competitions actually meant something are delusional cunts, Any dart fan who thinks the likes of Wayne Warren for example winning a Lakeshite is on a par with Dennis Priestley winning a lakeshite pre-split needs to be put on some watchlist.

Likewise anyone thinking MvG's twin brother Wesley Plaiser winning the 2 of the jobber-tastic events puts him on a par with the likes of Bob Anderson needs to be beaten confined to a mental home.

Plaiser won what is supposedly the "second biggest competition in the WDF" and got a scabby 10k. A few days later rocks up to the lowest  and most minor ranking competition for the PDC main tour for an un- televised , empty hall floor championship and won 15k


Lastly all those cunts on twitter who blocked me even though I never once tweeted them, like Wayne Goldilocks Mardle, Paul Nicholson, WSDT , Hippo Barrs, and multiple other oxygen thieves will not be able to stop people they blocked from seeing their tweets soon. That is off course if anyone was to give a flying fuck what these wankers think., still  I am sure it will annoy them, that people they want to block can see and comments on the shit they posted.

Off to take a look at some CDC Continental Cup action, with Ally Pally places on offer I believe.

I also might even catch up on Modus, as this week Modus had no trannys, no munters, etc and instead had a few players I enjoy watching including Colin Osborne, who played great winning Group A.

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