KNOB OF THE WEEK
I like Joe Cullen as a player, even if his moniker of "Rockstar" is hilarious as he is hardly the epitome of a rockstar. That said he usually seems an all round decent guy even if he is another typical Man Utd fan, in that he is not from Manchester. When you lose and are feeling like shit the last thing you do if you are pissed up is get yourself riled up on the internet, especially with a complete jobber craving attention. Cullen is certainly not the first, and won't be the last, but once you show any form of weakness people will jump all over it. Look how Gerwyn Price tried every tactic to get the fans to cheers him and when it did not happen wore headphones, skipped events, and threatened retirement.
I understand Cullen putting the little shit in his place, mainly because he wanted to vent on someone after yet another loss that makes his Grand Prix even more precarious, but when you make claims that you will somehow stop him from playing modus, it only served to show Cullen lost the plot.
I have riled up players in the past myself because of this blog, got the threats from the wannabe so called hardmen who got upset with my comments on a blog they claim not to read, and speaking from experience you know once they engage they have already lost. Cullen should know better and sadly because of cunts like the DRA Nazi Party who now can fine players for things they say on their own social media Cullen could even get a fine, which to me seems unfair.
Cullen knows this, and should not have let the jobber prick get under his skin and for that wins Knob of the Week, A screencap of some tweets in case they are deleted
Some of my favourite moments from the last week.
MODUS
Neil Duff
proving yet again how he is just a mediocre player. He won the Run Down Hotel Cup a couple of yeas back when he had the luckiest week of his
career. For some reasons the mentally deranged selectors at Modus think
this jobber is a name , let alone a draw, and gets preferential
treatment , and is rimmed constantly by the comms. Thankfully however
the bookies are not brainwashed mugs and call it for what it is. Last
Saturday the comms in Modus acted surprised Duff was not in the top 3
favourites for the night, and you did not have to be a bookie to realize
this jobber is possibly the most over hyped, over rated player floating
around modus, as evidences by his 3 constant weeks of failure , where
this week in group A of modus played 15 games and lost 10 of them and
then scraped through the shittiest group C only to be out of finals
night before he was halfway through his second match that night. Modus
also showed the list of players who played the most games in Modus
history and guess who had the most games ? Yep..Duff, but they left out
his win rate because that would not suit the agenda.
What makes
it all he more ridiculous is comms hyping him. Are comms really trying
to convince the viewer or themselves ? Yes Duff can play the game, like
almost all the players in Modus, but Duff is not even in the top 30
players to have played modus.
Had a brief look at this weeks
field and it was grim to say the least, in one game today there was 47
missed doubles in a best of 7 legs, averages in the extreme low 70s and
comms trying to tell us one of the greatest jobbers ever Dennis van der
Ende against the poisonous dwarf Warty was "entertaining".
Tonight in
modus they spoke about the age differences between players, and how Ryan
Bramley was 52 years younger than parasite Adams. One player in modus
was almost 70 years old in series one. Simpleton Matthew Edgar then
proclaimed that age is no barrier in this "sport". I beg to differ, if
you can do it at 70 years old it most certainly is not a sport but
merely a game.
On the topic of Modus, parasite Adams, another player
like Duff that gets preferential treatment, is over rated as fuck was
put in to Group B, a group of only 5 players where 3 qualify, and the
giggling bearded parasitic gimp finished bottom, always a joy.
PDC
Although
I did not watch the pointless and meaningless world Series live and
only saw highlights on twitter of the end of Bellyboys game with Nijman,
I enjoyed seeing Nijman lose. I will always take pleasure in seeing a
cheating corrupt bent bastard fail. Long may he continue to miss
multiple match darts, as he did against Bellyboy.
Then there was
Hunchback MvG, the whipping boy of the last few months who actually once
claimed "people fear me". After 8 consecutive defeats to Fluke
Humphries he finally beat him, in an event that is utterly meaningless. This week showed yet again how some dart fans are the most hypocritical or retarded people on Earth.
For
example, there are people out there who have gone on record as saying
MvG was a better player than Phil Taylor, yet his sole mere players
championship win on Wednesday was his first PDC ranking title in over 20
months,....no that is not a typo. TWENTY MONTHS. It seems ever since the obese cunt
spouted the phrase "people fear me", it was said to convince himself
instead of his opponents. He will still win an odd comp if he is lucky,
his days of dominance are thankfully over.
Another example of
deluded or hypocritical fans is when Teeth McDonald introduces Wade as a
11 time major winner. Even tonight Dawson called Wade a 10 time Major
winner, I am a Wade fan and have never acknowledged a lot of his wins
as Majors, no sane person would as The Premier League and the World
Series that Wade won were not majors, as neither were the Masters or the
Championship League of Darts. Many people agreed with me on the
criteria of what constitutes a Major, certainly ridiculous invitationals,
or non ranking events should never be considered a Major, yet amazingly
some of the very same people who dismissed said events are now suddenly
calling the PL and world Series a proper Major because the obese vaping
kebab guzzler won them. The double standards by some never ceases to
amaze me. The same people claim the UK Open, a proper ranking event with
set criteria is not a major, but oddly they only stated saying that
when Gilding won it beating MvG along the way. In the mind of these
retarded cunts its only a major dependent on who wins it I guess.
Then
there was Callan Rydz who lost today in the Euro Tour to the tea towel
wearing fag loving, hun prick Hempel. In the last leg he had a dart
fall out of a single twenty, which had it stayed in would still not
leave him on a finish. Acted like a petulant prick after he lost, walked
off the stage chewing his shirt, thumping his dart case and looking
like a little shit ready to start crying. Then reality is something this
mental defect has trouble comprehending, look how he refuses to accept
he is balding and has the worst combover in darts history and I am
including Leighton Rees in that list. I actually feel sorry for him as
he obviously has no friends and must have a family that despises him,
what else can explain why no one close to him can tell him some home
truths or produce a mirror to show him how utterly retarded he looks.
Unlike Cullen.' meltdown at least Rydz meltdown was with himself and
whilst the game was over.
The kebab guzzling vaping child who is
now single after the predatory adult that was grooming him was dumped,
decided to skip the Euro Tour, he decided the new release of some play
station game which I believe is FIFA 2025 is coming out. This is exactly
what an obese child needs, to sit even longer on his fat hole, stuffing
his calorie ridden mounds of protoplasm with more kebabs and junk fund
whilst filling his inactive lungs with vapes. Then when he dies of a
banger people will act all surprised. He wins 2 glorified exbos which
some morons call Majors, and suddenly he is tired and wants to play
video games. Tell me again how fat cunts like him playing a pub game
should be in the Olympics, and how fat cunts like him, MvG etc are
athletes. Remind me again how this game dominated by overweight, out of
shape, heavy drinking, potbellied middle aged men is a sport.
As
for the Euro tour, Wade was in the last provisional spot for the Grand
Prix at the start of the week, but a few wins on both days of the
players champs and a win in the euro tour now puts him 5 places inside
the Grand Prix list with Dolan and Cullen the ones at risk of being in danger now and possibly
missing out on the Grand Prix, and also puts Wade more secure for the
European Champs.
That said Wade who was always a fabulous
finisher and poor scorer has been the complete opposite lately, scoring
very well and missing doubles constantly, never more evident against MvG
in the PCs, when he missed multiple doubles on 24 only for MvG to take
out 170, and Wade still had chances and blew them. All well and good
qualifying for events but his form won't see him do any damage in them.
With
so many of the top 16 players not in the best form, and a lot of
players outside the top 16 playing well lately, tonight in the euro tour
was one of the best ever Friday night line ups, certainly for years,
even with the recent shit rule in the euro tour that protected the top
16 more.Sadly that was only where it was good, on paper as the games in
general for the night were not great.
Chavspinall who came back and
jobbed in the 2 players champs beat the plodding Polak Rajobski after
the Pole missed countless doubles which had the scruffy looking cunt Dan
Dawson who looks like his wardrobe came from a refugee clothing parcel
rimming his hole.
Cullen lost first round yet again this week and his
defeat to Krusty Wright could be costly for Cullen in the Grand Prix
race which led to the previously mentioned twitter posts.
Lastly,
before I finish and go watch some of the CDC darts on late tonight,
take a look at this abortion survivor who was crying about Alan Warriner. Seems saying "chink" decades ago is worse than wife
beating, dole fraud, and GBH . Maybe he was afraid to criticize Mason.
Dyson is the right name for a cunt like this who sucks.
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